This guy is about to slay you, he gives you a chance to say your last words, but they have to be a movie quote. Which quote do you choose?
>>62948899
Hello neckbeareddit.
>>62948899
>You know what Ole Jack Burton says in a time like this?
>W-w-what?!?
*Throws boot knife and hits him right between the eyes, neckbeard drops*
>It's all in the reflexes.
I recite the entire plane scene from TDKR
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine"
You're a big guy.
>>62948899
"Here, have your chips back!!"
>>62948899
DUDE WEED LMAO
Well, I guess you're going to kill me before I have the chance of telling everyone on /tv/ that 99.98% of the board are reddit/closet reddit users. So be it.
>>62948899
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die
>>62948899
Thank god Nikki's not here to see me get my fuckin head chopped off, she'd probably wound up with a black eye and went to jail. She's got a big mouth.
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.
Payback's a bitch motherfuc-
"You know... we're not so different, you and I
>>62948899
wait!
if you kill me you'll never know where I've hidden... the diamonds!
Witness me!!!
I hate sand!
>>62948899
Killing me would be extremely painfull
>>62948899
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
He wasn't alone.
You don't get to bring friends.
They are not my friends.
Don't worry, no charge for them.
Why would I want them?
They were trying to grab your prize.
They work for the mercenary.
The masked man.
Bane?
Get 'em on board. I'll call it in.
The flight plan I just filed with the agency
Lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here.
But only one of you.
The first one to talk get to stay on my aircraft.
Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?!
Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?!
Lot of loyalty for a hired gun!
Or he's wondering why someone would shoot a man
Before throwing him out of an aeroplane.
At least you can talk.
Who are you?
Who we are does not matter.
What matters is our plan.
And no one cared who I was until I put on the mask...
If I pull this off, will you die?
It would be extremely painful.
You're a big guy
... for you.
Was being caught part of your plan?
Of course.
Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours.
We had to know what he told you
Nothing! I said nothing!
Well congratulations, you got yourselves caught.
Sir...
What's the next step of your master plan?
Crashing this plane...
With no survivors.
Mayday! Mayday!
No!
They expect one of us in the wreckage. Brother
Have we started the fire?
The fire rises.
Calm down, doctor.
Now this is not the time for fear.
That comes later.
>>62952176
>where I've hidden... the diamonds
Twinkies would probably work
that's a bummer man, that's a uhhh, that's a bummer
You're one, ugly... motherfucker.
You a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who you been with? Chain-snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don't you get lost? Go a head, snatch a purse. Come on, take a fuckin' walk.
I'll be back
>>62948899
It's treason then............OAAAARRRRARRRGHHH
>>62948899
FAT! Fat! Fatty! Fatso! You fat fat fatty fat walrus! Gimme the FAT BOOKS!
