ITT: comedians that really make you think
>>62943382
where's that cruise control copypasta when you need it
>>62943382
Hicks or Carlin or Pryor not this floating stoner turd
>>62943382
>>62943382
90% of my worldview was based around George's standup.
(If you don't know which George I'm referring to, I mean, I don't know how to help you.)
>>62944560
I can already picture this on a black shirt with a shitty font.
Good show.
>>62944560
are you talkling about George "The ass fucker of the american govners" Carlin?
>>62944527
She really makes me think she should go easy on food.
>>62944560
>If you don't know which George I'm referring to, I mean, I don't know how to help you
Well you could probably have just typed the last name. That's what names are for you know. Whatever, I agree anyways, George Lopez is an amazing comedian.
>>62945532
/thread
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>>62944560
>(If you don't know which George I'm referring to, I mean, I don't know how to help you.)
The 13 episodes of The Black Phillip Show are must listen to for any one with relationship problems.
>>62944560
Boy George did stand up?
This is why most comedians are shit. They shouldn't try to make you think, they should try to make you laugh.
>>62944560
Nice tattoo, faggot.
>>62946931
kek he truly is one of the greats
>>62945532
repeating the same phrases over and over again does not make you a satirist
