/tv/ I require your expertise
let's say that you bring a girl over for netflix and chill, what movie do you put on?
my dick
>>62943311
Who is that sperm worm?
>>62943311
A cumpilation of August Adams so we can get i n the mood, ya know.
>>62943311
Chili and seabass.
>>62943311
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for once I require serious suggestions lads, pls advise
>>62943351
Don't do this to me.
>>62943380
Wtf is wrong with her stomach?
>>62943311
who is this butt hut?
>>62943380
Then don't post dudes dressed up as chicks you fucking faggot
hot girls wanted
>>62943311
Girl Interrupted. Still have to see it myself. Heard good things about it.
>>62943311
Nymphomaniac.
>>62943351
>Le all hot girls are actually traps meme
Tdkr
>>62943460
This. And explain Baneposting to her.
>>62943469
>>62943460
Then expect this as a result.
>>62943469
not even you people can explain baneposting
consequences of being the officially recognized as the board with the hands down shittiest humor and memes
Horror films obviously, they get a girl scared and she will snuggle into you when she's scared and it leads form there
Dirty Dancing.
Tucker and Dale vs Evil.
Its funny, and the neckbeard gets the girl. Put the ideas in her head. :P
>>62943523
Solid squat form on that on breh
>>62943520
>>62943537
I have a confession to make. I couldn't even dance for shit if my life depended on it. But, hey at least I try!
>>62943520
Hi /v/, please go back to your quarantine board.
>>62943394
She's skinny fat and flexing her stomach muscles as much as possible
>>62943581
top kek nice projecting
>>62943351
Do you seriously think that looks like a guy's ass ? Look at her stature, look at her hips, look at that round bubble butt !
If you want to get laid use HBO Go it's got better romantic movies. Watch Titanic or Phantom of The Opera and you're guaranteed to get it.
It's always fun..
>>62943642
its a pretty great butt tbqh
Would this work?
>>62943633
Hothead.
>>62943642
Notice the black clothing draped in a particular way to make it look like "she" has curves
>>62943729
Why would a guy be wearing a bra, huh? HUH?
>>62943749
Why would a woman be laying in bed with a bra on huh? Ask any woman. They take their bra off as soon as they get home.
>>62943723
People being killed by sex?
>>62943311
Blue Valentine!
>>62943768
> Ask any woman
I asked my mom, she agrees with me. Also, I have spent time studying anatomy, that's a girl.
>>62943729
You might be able to convince insecure faggots but not a professional ass man like myself.
I'll give your bait a 4/10 for you persistence
The Art of Flight
Snowboarding movie with great soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuaU8pRsa8c
>>62943311
klip. once you are done pull out a leash.
>>62943729
That's Kaitlin Pearson.
>>62943849
How I keep the party going:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCfO1aB8CIE
>>62943651
I'm a solid 8 out of 8 on Titanic, works everytime. Terrible flick but it opened my eyes on how easy women are to manipulate
If you pick up a chick from a bar/club and you need a movie on in the background to break the ice before getting down, you put on Friends With Benefits.
>comfy
>casualises sex
easy peasy m8
>>62943552
Can confirm this choice. It's gotten me laid
>>62943881
One of my pick up lines used to be:
"Wanna go back to my place and watch The Notebook?"
It worked really well.
>>62943311
Promise this will get you in senpai
>>62943849
Have lots of chips. And frozen pizza when they feel like leaving.
>>62943947
looks cool and kinda gay at the same time. thats weird
>>62943980
A big bowl of eggs always works for me.
>>62943947
This desu. Women love crime any movie about a cool tough criminal will get that pussy revved up. Be sure to defend the thug guy's actions, "He was doing it to protect his family and his honor," etc. bitches love that shit and she'll be on your cock before you know it.
>>62943520
/tv/ is the primary exporter of memes on 4chan.
When I chat with guys from /vg/, most of the memespouting they do consists of bane, kek, sheev, JUST, etc.
So no, we're funnier and more widely recognized than pretty much any other board.
>>62943311
>Netflix and chill
Go back to fucking tumblr with your shit memes, we've got enough of our own here already
>>62944091
>I take great pride in the destruction of my board
Fuck off
>>62943849
I like how he fell. Looked so realistic. He'll be a great actor one day.
>>62944091
>/tv/ is the primary exporter of shitposting on 4chan
Wow.
>>62944091
being the lowest common denominator isnt something worth bragging senpai
>>62943457
>he thinks it's a meme
>>62943642
Yeah, that's a dude, homo.
>>62944115
>telling someone to go back to a website
Hello reddit
>>62943311
The Bridges of Madison County.
>>62943311
It's a good movie
>>62944148
>>62944231
>>62944302
>no fun allowed
Where are your janitor applications, clearly you would all enjoy doing it for free
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
>>62944463
fun is very allowed, its just that you arent particularly fun or funny
acquire better memes faglord
Irreversible for sure. You won't be able to keep your hands off her afterwards.
