>Zombie movie
>They can run
>Zombies
>run
Corpses can't walk anyway, why shouldn't they be able to run while they're at it.
>protagonists can outpace the zombies with a mildly swift walking pace
>still terrified of them
>no one tries to bang a zombie
>>62939031
They're fictional monsters. They can run if the writers decide they can run. If zombie movies were meant to be realistic the zombies would die off in a week due to natural decay and predatory animals.
>>62939297
Zombies don't have to eat, drink, sleep, rest or shit. A zombie could chase you indefinitely, never stopping. Every time you stop to do anything, the zombie is still moving.
I know, right? The original Night of the Living Dead is so fucking dumb! They can run! They can use tools! They're not even named Zombies, but Ghoul!
Fucking Hack! That's not what Zombies are really like.
>zombies
>capable of moving at all without ATP
Zombies are scientifically shit, the only acceptable movie explanation for them is "dark magic" and that shit hasn't been popular since the 80s.
>>62940027
This so much
>>62940234
Mummies are worse. Bandaged corpses who's been laying in sarcophaguses for years. They can have ungodly strength and runs as fast a car.
>>62940307
Don't talk to me about mummies
Why wouldn't zombies run?
>>62940365
Why don't old people run?
>>62940365
Because they're The Walking Deadhaha
>>62940027
Unless it's magic fantasy bullshit, zombies will just starve.
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>zombie movie
>zombies are living corpses reanimated by an unexplained force instead of living people in a trance under the control of a voodoo witch doctor
Awfully white cultural appropriation in here.
Seriously though "zombie purists" should fucking kill themselves.
Pro-hint: George Romero didn't even invent the "Romero zombie". He ripped it off from 1950s horror comic books. Get fucked.
>>62941049
Which 1950s horror comic books?
Frog posting is a bananable offense.
>>62939031
Do you even rage?
>>62941595
My head...
Zack Snyder's Dawn of the Dead is objectively the best zombie horror ever made.
Second in all time zombie movies to Shaun of the Dead
>>62941690
>prefering remakes over originals
>>62939031
>zombies are dumb as rocks
>their main food source is their most deadly predator
>somehow don't immediately get BTFO by the humans
>>62941690
>>62941690
Zombie baby brings it from a 10/10 cine'ma to a 7/10
>>62940027
>Zombies don't have to eat
Then why they want to eat us?
>>62942168
Itttt Maaakess the paaaaIIinnNnN goooOoOO awayyYYyY.
>>62941537
is the only shit of quality that came out of this fucking imageboard.
>>62942168
>>62942228
Not zombies
>>62942228
What film?
>>62942441
>>62942441
It's calledFilename
>>62942844
>>62940946
In most iterations they don't need to eat, they just have an unquenchable hunger but they don't actually need to sustain themselves.
Never read The Zombie Survival Guide?
>space movie
>female astronaut
