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Why aren't historical movies getting made anymore? Do people simply not give a shit about history amidst capeshit and 80's franchises?
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Because history isn't a hug box.
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Because twitter gets mad when the actors aren't brown.
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The Internet happened and now everyone is offended by movies. So you're better off making capeshit that appeals to retards.
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but they do all the time
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>>62935418
Too many white males
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>>62935428
This.

Historical movies show that there is more to life than bitching about anything and everything.

>Also, most historical movies are completely white cast because white people were the only ones who actually did shit, except the Chinese, but their shit would be too confusing for Western audiences
>We wouldn't want to offend anybody in 2015 by showing an all-white cast based on people from 500 years ago in a segregated continent or island
>Instead let's only make movies based in the last 150 years so we can have blacks in there

Reminder that when they do try to do historical shit like Tut, all the blacks get absolutely butt blasted for "muh discrimination".

>TLDR
>Can't make historical movies anymore because it's racist to show white historical figures as white
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>>62935531
People in general, especially the type that frequent hugboxes, have trouble watching movies in context of their setting. Historical movies are no longer safe from scrutiny that should exist in the first place.

>why did he rape that woman, that's sexist

It's movie about the Viking barbarians, you dumb bitch.
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I wonder if the guys in the back of those gigantic formations feel left out. Do they talk and hang out in the back or do they just have to stand there silently?
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>>62935531
I hate western culture. No other culture on this planet actively hates its history and its peoples as much as western culture.
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>>62935428
This.

Historical events like the Holocaust and slavery will forever stand as truthful and ugly reminders of the nature of humanity.
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too expensive and americans just don't go to see them
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>>62935587
Yeah, traditional sets require too much work for our modern film crews. If it can't be put in front of a green screen where zero work is required of you and you can just outsource the actual work, then they won't bother. CGI in history movies look awful.
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Because if you want to do it right, it's going to extremely expensive, and be a huge risk considering most mainstream audiences are plebes.
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Not really historical, more mythical, but I want a movie based off the Epic of Gilgamesh. Like four hours long and just the most epic shit ever. I wish I was a billionaire so I could pay to this made, just bankroll the whole thing so I make all the decisions and don't have to deal with studio dickheads.
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Any good Punic Wars movies?
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>>62935708
Honestly, no.
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Even with the current "muh diversity" racial political atmosphere, people aren't making movies about more "diverse" historical periods.

Like, I'd kill for a movie about the Battle of Adua or a Zulu remake
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>>62935730
>Zulu remake

Nobody could ever get away with that
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>>62935730
Because that would take actual time and effort, and all SJW tumblrites know how to do is bitch about stuff.
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>>62935708
War elephants were not used like that.

They were used to charge into the enemy lines and disrupt formation.

The Romans ended up forming their armies into a checkerboard formation so there was space for the troops to dodge the rampaging elephants

>Imagining a movie based on this
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>>62935799
Got the script for you senpai
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>>62935743
They could if they showed it from the Zulus' perspective and included the Battle of Isandlwana at the beginning.

I mean we already have a great movie about Rorke's Drift from the British perspective, straight-up remakes never work so I'd like it if they did something a little different.
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Because there are trends in movies. We recently had a big historical trend with movies between maybe 2000-2010, now focus has shifted toward superheros and more fantastical stories. Wait 30 years and we'll get more historical movies again.
Right now we're seeing ambitious, big budget sci-fi movies for the first time in decades, after the genre had been declared completely dead.
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>>62935818
Didn't only one elephant survive the march across the alps?
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>>62935980
>Right now we're seeing ambitious, big budget sci-fi movies
The best sci-fi movies were those done on a smaller budget. Once you make a sci-fi movie on a big budget intended for mass audiences, the sci-fi turns into fantasy. Every fucking time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJBnK2wNQSo

>Make a movie about Ancient Egyptian gods fighting it out
>Make the gods white British actors
>Darkies are in an uproar

Why do black people think they were in charge of Ancient Egypt?
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>>62935799
The checkerboard formation was there from the start. Its one of the defining characteristics of the maniple legion. Stupid frog poster...
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>>62936164
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>>62935572
It's better than the alternative, shows like Rome and Mad Men seemed to feel the need to constantly remind us that
>omg people in the past were like so sexist and racist and primitive compared to us modern enlightened people XXDD
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>>62936210
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>>62936133
That's not the point at all. The point is, five years ago, people were saying big budget sci-fi movies were completely dead and gone and would never be back.
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>>62936086
Most of them died, yes.
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>>62936133
Big budget movies almost inevitably turn to shit because the bigger the budge the more controlling the studio will be since they don't want to lose their $200 000 000 investment

On a related note I read somewhere that even though the third Hunger Games movie had a budget of $125 million someone sat down and calculated that more that $100 million of that budget was just going toward the actors salaries thus leaving sweet fuck all money left with which to actually make the movie, yet another reason why big budget sci-fi tends to be shit
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>>62936270
And I'm saying that if you put a unique genre into a blockbuster release, chances are it's just going to be just another blockbuster movie with some light genre elements. That's the real problem right there. I get what you're saying though
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>>62936309
Did you see the Avengers salaries? Robert Downey Jr himself took a pay equivalent of a big budget movie. Hollywood is retarded. They've made these stupid theatre actors into a big deal when in truth they should be just nobodies.
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>>62935531
>white people were the only ones who actually did shit, except the Chinese
>implying central Americans didn't create enormous feats of architecture and astronomy
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>>62936164
They certainly weren't white
>While at the University of Dakar, Diop used microscopic laboratory analysis to measure the melanin content of skin samples from several Egyptian mummies (from the Mariette excavations). The melanin levels found in the dermis and epidermis of that small sample led Diop to classify all the Ancient Egyptians as "unquestionably among the Black races."

Maybe East African "black. "
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>>62936388
Egyptians are to the bottom left, depiction from Pharaoh Seti II's tomb, depicting Libyans (white), Mesopotamians (Eurasian), Asiatics and Nubians
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>>62935418

All female remake of kingdom of heaven when?

>There must be war! My inner godess wills it!
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>>62936388
Egypt was never black. It was Arab and Greek/Mediterranean. There were some black slaves yes, but the power in Egypt never belonged to Sub Saharran African blacks.

Central American Indios were much more advanced than Negros, but much less advanced than Europeans.
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>>62936388
>University of Dakar in Senegal Africa
Seems legit lol
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>>62936376
And then they bitched about Apocalypto.
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>>62936481
>but the power in Egypt never belonged to Sub Saharran African blacks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-fifth_Dynasty_of_Egypt
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>>62936481
They why, in the picture I posted would they seperate themselves from the Eurasians? Also look at the skintone in the paint they used, it's quite clear they weren't Arab/Greek...
>>62936490
You can search that quite, the scientist backed up his claims with a peer reviewed study
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>There were some black slaves yes, but the power in Egypt never belonged to Sub Saharran African blacks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Kush#Conquest_of_Egypt_.2825th_Dynasty.29

>Cushites
>not black
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>>62936490
I know, exactly, I was about to write this exact same thing. This Dakar darkie is about as credible as the herb who posted his stupid quote.

Hey Diop, why don't you test the Dna and not the "melanin" content. Blacks everybody! Everytime.
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The trailer for Gods of Egypt was released earlier this week. Were you too busy baneposting on /tv/ to see it?
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>>62936555
>Gods of Egypt
>historical
It's fantasy.
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>>62936553
Do you think black africans are some sort of homogeneous group or what? There are a bunch of blacks with european/asian/central asian haplogroup markers.

Today we define black by skintone..
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>>62936542
that is genuinely how I imagine ancient egyptians must've looked like

you might have a point
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>>62935576
>Hates Western Culture because Western Culture Hates itself
>Western Culture
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Who /#blacklivesmatter/ here?
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>>62935418
last year: the imitation game
selma
american sniper (kek)
fury
unbroken
theory of everything
the keeping room
monument men
'71 (looks rubbish, never saw it)

but yeah guys it's' probably a ploy from marvel and the feminists
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>>62936587
Historical fantasy. It's set in ancient Egypt. It counts. OP can whine about his genre not receiving any attention when he actually watches movies.
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>>62936656
>a shitty collage created by a retarded /pol/ tripfag is more credible than a facial reconstruction by a museum
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>>62936631
Incorrect.
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I imagine nowadays most historical movies would be too over the top with too much emphasis on special effects and sets rather then the actual characters and dialogues, i watched ben-hur yesterday, late i know and the only thing that would be improved by a remake would be the fight scenes, everything else i imagine they'd just pump full of hollywood magic and take away the grit.

just my opinion though.
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I think that there's a market for it so long as it involves removing Kebab.
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>>62936542
>cherrypicking the blackest Egyptians you could find
Meanwhile in reality this is what ethnic Egyptian without any Arab/Nubian ancestry look like
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Exodus: Gods and Kings bombed hard. That's why there's no more historical movies
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>>62936413
>SETI II
>1200 B.C.
>Egyptian Empire is recede dramatically within one hundred years.
Ok, but what does this have to do with the greatness of the Egyptian Empire? They become huge under Rameses II, but after that, they remain a colony... So you've posted a picture which most likely illustrates something about Egypt's downfall.
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>>62935450
/thread

Just another dumb broad statement you're making OP
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>>62936731
Looks about the same except skintone, which they can hardly recontruct. Here'es one by the same maseum of Nefertiti.
>>62936734
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>>62936779
Those aren't Egyptians you nimrod, but Cushites, as in the peoples of the area that was Kush/Cush that laid the stones for ancient Egyptians and made up the dynastic race from the start.

Modern Egyptians are of no relevance to ancient Egyptians millenia ago, they have been conquered by about 4 peoples since then so they are a mish-mash of Arab, Eurasian and horn of africa peoples.
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>>62935662
Classical movies I want:
>Don Quixote
>Beowulf (done right)
>Epic Of Gilgamesh
>Paradise Lost
>120 Days Of Sodom (could hire actual porn stars for this)
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>>62936831
No idea what you're getting at it's just a picture in his tomb that says, in ancient Egyptian "Peoples of the World"
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>>62935449
>Already forgetting that tumblr drove Whedon off the interwebs because there was a singular scene where the female required help from her team mates and her having bad self esteem after being sexuality violated meant the director thought women deserved to be raped and trans people are monsters because he didn't literally interrupt the film after that scene, walk into frame and address the audience to explain the context and give a literal lesson on cultural sensitivity and genderfluid political otherqueer discourse.
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>>62936868
>please ignore the fact that Coptic Christians like Omar Sharif are famous for the fact that their ethnoreligious group has undergone almost zero mixing with other ethnic groups since ancient times
Coptic Christians are literally living fossils, they are by far the closest ethnically to ancient Egyptians, not modern Kushites
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This didn't take long to turn into a thread about race.
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>>62935908
>show the battle of isandlwana at the beginning
it did
>from the zulus perspective
the writers took numerous historical liberties to portray the zulus in a more honorable, and truthful, light, effectively making the battle of Rorke's drift a microcosm for the entire zulu war.

honestly, this movie cannot be improved.
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>>62935730
>Make movie called "Black King"
>It's about King Ghezo of Dahomey
>First day tickets bought by keks for feminist girlfriends and bulls
>King Ghezo shows up on screen
>Audible DAS RITEs and whoops from audience
>Ghezo starts selling black slaves to some Jews
>MAXIMUM TRIGGERING
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>>62936975
not to mention Zulu: Dawn was absolute SJW-tier shit and was universally hated.
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>>62936956
>Coptic Christians are literally living fossils, they are by far the closest ethnically to ancient Egyptians, not modern Kushites

Source? Linguistically, maybe.
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>>62936904
Fair enough. The Egyptians believed in essentially four races, entirely based off of skin colour, correct? One detraction here is that there appear to be no direct labels, so even if we identify them by dress, we have to assume that 'Libyans' or what we think of as 'whites' would be represented as an indigenous group within Egypt... So they aren't necessarily depicted as outlanders or foreigners in Egyptian society, but as a group represented both within Egypt and outside of Egypt.

We know that Athens incorporated Egypt into its domain in the 5th Century or so... The Ptolemies own it, and use it as a lucrative method of selling grain and other essentials to Rome. The question is, do they get on the boats or move up the Levant and toward the Caucasus with the conquest of Islam. One of the most interesting aspects of this is the characteristic Egyptian hatred of agricultural workers (like Abraham), found at the start of the 20th Century mainly among the Soviets, but now equally present within the West.
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Because Americans don't make movies that glorify other countries.

They wont fund anything unless its about Ancient civilisations like Rome or Egypt or is about how shit monarchism is
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>>62936868
>Modern Egyptians are of no relevance to ancient Egyptians millenia ago, they have been conquered by about 4 peoples since then so they are a mish-mash of Arab, Eurasian and horn of africa peoples.
That isn't how it works. Modern day English people aren't a mish-mash of Celts, Romans, Saxons and Normans. They have an itty bitty amount of Germanic admixture on the East Coast and that's it, they haven't changed ethnically since they first got here.

Population displacement with settled populations just doesn't really happen in the Old World.
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>>62937081
Monarchy is pretty shit. Especially when feudalism is involved.
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>>62937148
Constitutional Monarchies are more democratic than any Republic
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You can make historical films so long as they show white people being evil in order to justify their dispossession and replacement in the current day. Make all the hero whites the ones who are race traitors etc.
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>>62937152
...yes? It's not like the Carthaginian people went anywhere. Ethnically the people in that area are the same.
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>>62937148
>this is what ameriburgers actually believe
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>>62935418
There are always series. I've been enjoying TLK.
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>>62937148
>Monarchy is pretty shit. Especially when feudalism is involved.

Top tier pleb.
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>>62937114
>comparing the population changes in England with ancient Egypt to modern Egypt
Absolutely ridiculous.
>>62937063
I didn't mean to get into an esoteric discussion of Egypt when i shitposted here, but it's quite known that ancient Egypt was a multi-ethnic place although the Libyan "whites" were indeed included in their domains or had some sort of contact, the distinction they make inbetween them is the important bit.
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>>62937235
Oh look, a knave who was deposed for abusing his power.
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>>62937000
>this ISIS fag thinks his nigger arab blood makes him egyptian.
KEK

fucking arabs are the disease of this world
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>>62937205
Yeah, monarchy a shit and was btfo so hard that it only exists as a tourist attraction now.
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>>62935908
Not that the original Zulu was any less biased, but a remake would be essentially about the brave Zulus rising up to defeat the tyrannous whites. There would probably be a section near the start where you see a cute Zulu village with women and children getting burned and slaughtered by the British. And another bit where a contrived situation gives an opportunity for the Zulu main character to monologue to the white main character about how Africa was perfect before they came along and how Westernization is actually bad.

In South Africa all the whites and blacks agree that life would be far better without the Zulus. They're the most violent and anti-social of all the major tribes, and are filled with unlimited levels of "WE WUZ KINGS."
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>>62935662
Isn't Gligamesh an asshole though? Like wasn't one story there was some giant who did nothing wrong except defend his mountain/forest from invaders and Gilgamesh thinks "I think I'll kill this guy, he's in my way and I want wood from his trees."
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>>62937348
It would be nice to see an epic movie where we're meant to be on the protagonists side not because of any inherent moral superiority, but simply because he's powerful (physically and socially) and the viewpoint character.

A lot of epics support their protagonists because they're the one the story is about; it seems almost as simple as that.

I can't think of a clearer way to explain it, but to me thats something that many films based on epics have failed to understand about the genre.
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>GRR I HATE BLACKWASHING! MUH CAPESHIT CHARACTERS!
>Why are blacks complaining about an all white Egyptian pantheon?!

Also whitewashing has been around way longer than your fear of blacks on screen.
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>>62935531
>>Also, most historical movies are completely white cast because white people were the only ones who actually did shit

This is where I stopped reading and knew you are a retard.
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Green screen sequels make more
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>>62935418
Is this a good movie? I like crusade stuff.
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>>62937348
still less of an asshole than Moses the God of Jews.

>kill them all and take their woman, their land is ours to posses, so said the Elohim.
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>>62937398
Whitewashing also died out for all intents and purposes about 30 years ago.
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>>62937432
That's what everyone did back then. Moses was a conqueror as much as a liberator. If he even existed.
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>>62937392
You do have a point, stories about epic heroes from antiquity one way or another either have them in a morally upright position or at the very least make them become moral by the end.

When in reality the majority of these heroes were only given that title because they're strong as fuck and can fight. Like when the "hero" Jason ditches Medea so he can get married to a more politically powerful wife.
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>>62937312
>and are filled with unlimited levels of "WE WUZ KINGS"
I mean, they have a King
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>>62937432
Pretty sure even when they were leaving Egypt they extorted food, gold and a lot of other things from the local Egyptians before leaving.
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>>62935575
They're probably mostly archers
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>>62935531
You're literally retarded if you only think white people did anything.
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>>62937437
Hardly, Ridley Scott was quotes without shame as saying that he hired white Christian Bale because no one would go see a movie staring an Arab "Ibd Mosul Bin Hassan"

Glad Gods and Kings bombed to be honest. His historical films are eye gouging inaccurate.
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>>62937551
We're talking about Hollywood, Japan can make their own movies about their history
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>>62936542

Literally halfway between black and arab
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>>62937463
I did my majors on the Greeks, so i can only really speak for them, but the way their heroes were considered was similar to how they considered the Gods, only not quite as important. The heroes were beyond the understanding of ordinary people, much as the Gods were. You wouldn't dream of moralizing about a God, after all. And it was similar for the heroes too.

And so, you would try to emulate their positive attributes and adore them through cult worship, but it wasn't up to you to criticize them, and criticism of the heroes was only done in any sort of way by a couple of playwrights in very minor ways.
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>>62937398
He is as Asian as much as he needs to be...
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>>62935531
>Also, most historical movies are completely white cast because white people were the only ones who actually did shit, except the Chinese

Of all collectives throughout history you could have picked, and you choose the yellow niggers, who appropiated, lied and raped everything on sight.
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>>62937063
>We know that Athens incorporated Egypt into its domain in the 5th Century or so... The Ptolemies own it, and use it as a lucrative method of selling grain and other essentials to Rome. The question is, do they get on the boats or move up the Levant and toward the Caucasus with the conquest of Islam. One of the most interesting aspects of this is the characteristic Egyptian hatred of agricultural workers (like Abraham), found at the start of the 20th Century mainly among the Soviets, but now equally present within the West.

What the fuck am I even reading. Copy-pasting will kill you one day.
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So-called "historical movies" are just History remade by liberals, propaganda. They exist just to show self-hatred of our past and/or anachronic leftism. Nothing lost here.
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>>62937239
I admit it is an esoteric distinction, I was hoping to connect the migrations of the Egyptians/Arabs to the south of the Caucasus as a method of illustrating the different attitudes toward farmers between Western Feudalists and Eastern Feudalists.

I guess I was just ruminating that the Egyptians felt themselves to be too civilised to have anything to do with a lowly cattle herder like Abraham... it's a very Soviet attitude in some respects. Although it's impossible to say whether migration has any relationship with it whatever.
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>>62937763
Of all places though, it's believable to see a African gladiator along with Gauls, Iberians and other conquered people.

The bullshit in that movie was the thought that the Republic could be restored hundreds of years into the Empire. Also Commodus needed a thick curly beard and should have had fixed fights in the arena dressed as Hercules.
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>>62937881
But Gaul breaks free into its own empire in less than a century, and Iberia goes on to become one of the stronger European powers.

Diocletian and his successors reinstitute enough civilisation so that Christianity can eventually triumph for 1500 years...
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>>62937563
>implying the director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven isn't great
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>>62937577
What about Kingdom of Heaven? Apocalypto? Dances with Wolves?

Nigga history is so not limited to Europe
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>>62936896
>120 Days Of Sodom

uh...
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>>62935418
Way to answer your own question. Hopefully that will all change when Nolan brings out his game-changing Gladiator-tier historical epic in summer 2017.
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Not really a historical film but we need a remake of Henry V with full scale armies
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>>62935638
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>>62938485
>Nolan
More like historical ebin
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Why isn't there a movie about Arminius kicking Roman butt?
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>>62937398
Nobody is afraid of blacks on the screen. It's just they are never portrayed accurately (as the worldwide underclass that they are)....instead they are always heroic doctors or lawyers. Even my most liberal friends roll their eyes when this type of character pops on the screen
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>>62938485
>gladiator
>good
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>>62935418
Because movies like this offend liberals and fedora atheists now a day
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>>62935418
Because white SJW's hate history
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>>62939011
And also because history going back a few hundred years cannot have black guys on white women for PC propaganda if it wishes to remain historically accurate.
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>>62939011
>>62939025
>this is what they really believe
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>>62939025
You're a fucking idiot.
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>>62935531
kek

I would like to shitpost about another Holocaust-Movie for not having enough black SS-Men in the cast.

Oh wait
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>>62939051
The story of history is the story of white men. Blacks are completely irrelevant (then and now), and women did very little.

People brainwashed by the SJW religion are very uncomfortable with this essential truth.
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>>62938789
>associating with liberals
You are part of the problem.
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>>62939125
>The story of history is the story of Chinese men.

People brainwashed by the "poor victimized white me" religion are very uncomfortable with this essential truth.
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>>62939180
>politicizing friendships
you are the problem
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>>62939180

I don't recognize someone permanently unable to form associations as fit to make this sort of pronouncement.
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>>62939191
Remember when China conquered the entire world? I do too. And when they colonized Europe.
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>>62939237
>Remember when I conquered the entire world?

Nope.
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>>62939276
That was sarcasm. What race did you think I was?
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>>62935418
It will be allowed to make only hersrory political correct BS in this climate.
And since there's a very little audience for that, they just stopped bothering with the genre.
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>>62939301
>That was sarcasm.

At least you didn't try to pass it off as "the bantz".
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Just saw this last week
its was pretty good tbqh, mashallah
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>>62939341
Still not sure if you disagree with me or not. Or what point you were making.
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>>62936519
One intermediary period dynasty, congratulations.
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>>62938598
They won't top the speech though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM
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>>62936164
Say that again, brotha:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eorpMrHAi3E
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>>62938336
isnt kingdom of heaven about european crusaders who go to remove kebab in the holy land ?

isnt dancing with wolves about european settlers living with indians?
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>>62939465
>who go to remove kebab
they get removed themselves in the end
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>>62939465
But the point was that it's stupid to have non-whites in historical films. I'm saying that idea is stupid because non-whites are often essential to the story.
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one can only imagine what kind of butthurt would be made after making movie based on this painting
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>>62936212
I actually think the racism/sexism on Mad Men was well done and avoided being overstated. It frequently acted only as a backdrop for other plot points, occasionally being relevant to a major plot point but otherwise just being there for worldbuilding in the same way as the smoking and drinking. And yes, of course historical shows will want to highlight contrasts between their era and our current one, which is part of why I found Mad Men's avoidance of overstating it so impressive.

It also portrayed its female characters in a an equally negative light to any of its other characters - something which fail to remember any other recently produced series doing.

It also had an all-white lead cast, with no shoehorning of ethnic minority characters into a lead role. Even in supporting roles the characters were fleshed out a hell of a lot better than every other show with 'ethnic minority supporting character #4' wandering around the plot.
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>>62939191
No it's not.

And white men will never be victims, ....that card is always played by women and/or minorities and always from the bottom of the deck.

The history that matters is white, and nothing you or your helpmates on Tumblr say will ever alter that essential fact.
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>>62935586
>Historical events like the Holocaust

Kek
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>>62935418

>2019

>decide to rent a movie from the Netflix conglomerate for an additional fee of $ extra credits tagged to the end of your monthly bill

>Watch the new movie about Harold Godwinson, which is actually based on a comic book, that was based on a video game, that was a remake of a video game that came out 2 years ealier, that was based on a comic, that was based on a cartoon, that was based on a comic, that was based on a movie, that was based on a cartoon, that was based on a video game

>See the Disney logo before anything else, since they own literally every media outlet
>before the movie begins, watch the unskippable trigger warnings for all the thing in the movie like racism, sexism, xerism, qu'protism, homophobia, islamaphobia, nationalism, and white cis christian male characters


>HASTINGS 1066

>giant all cgi battle

>see one giant bullshit knight wearing retarded fantasy warhammer tier armor doing karate like magic and killing a bunch of anglo-saxons

>takes off helmet to reveal a black trans woman otherkin wearing a hijab who smugly smiles

>cut to a bunch of Normans kneeling down in front of William, who we see from the back

>camera pans around and shows its an obese black man who speaks in a very thick Nigerian accent.

>try to turn off the movie, but it warns you doing so will add to your "privilege points"

>you are already at 60, if you get 100 you are assigned to your local Tolerance Camp
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>>62939191

maybe the Mongolians, who did #rekt almost the whole world at the time, but since you are some stupid cvcked SJW, you know dick about history since it triggers you
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>>62935531
Its not about offending people, its about federal law in the US.
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>>62935428
What about all the great things than happened?

The Knick has a lot of history in it and it's fascinating to watch.

I'd like to see movies about social change that was good and inventions which changed history and how those things came about.
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why the fuck would they bring too many flags? wasted cargo.
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>>62940575
underrated post
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>>62936956
Omar looks identical to south italians or bavarians
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>>62941089
What are you on?
Bavarians look nothing like South Italians
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implying this wouldnt be great
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>>62941123
Bavarians are basically germanized italians
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>>62941247
>based mel
>making a movie about a mentally ill kike
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>>62941322
Please stop with /pol/'s arm chair Rassenlehre.
You don't have a clue what you're talking about.
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>>62936164
I agree with them. It's as bad as making Heimdall a fucking negro and it should be avoided when possible.
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>>62935418
>all the poltards and redditors ITT arguing about whether films are too whitewashed or BLACKED
>implying that has fucking anything to do with the lack of historical films being made
>implying it's not because they are extremely difficult to do well in terms of sets, props, etc.
>implying normal, modern audiences want to see anything that isn't pure fiction or at least heavily fictionalized because real history is complex and takes study and understanding to appreciate

You even see this with the "historical" tv shows they move to tv. It's all low budget in the first place and extremely loose in regards to whatever source material there is just so it appeals to normalfags that could give two fucks about what actually happened as long as there is muh intrigue and muh historical sexiness.
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>>62935531
>Also, most historical movies are completely white cast because white people were the only ones who actually did shit

If you consider middle east white, then you are right. It's the cradle of civilizations after all.
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>>62939344
Watched it for a college course, absolutely terrible.

Its obviously supposed to be Ben Hur for muslims, but the acting in it was god awful. Not to mention the weird ass camera angles they used to avoid showing the prophet
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>>62941777
>Not to mention the weird ass camera angles they used to avoid showing the prophet

you have to admit, it was kinda unique and interesting from a cameraman standpoint
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There were tons of historical movies during 2000's after Gladiator. You probably hated all of them with the exception of Kingdom of Heaven's Director's Cut.

They were all bad.
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>>62935708
http://www.vernonjohns.org/snuffy1186/movies.html#III-2
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>>62941840
I liked it, the spooky music when ever the prophet was around was kind of cool too.
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>>62935531
Quality post /b/ro!!!!!
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>>62938458
Hard to find a torrent.
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>>62937406
>>>/reddit/
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>>62936675
All of those were terrible though. It reeks of a false flag like attempt to make a lot of terrible historical movies so people will hate them and there won't be an audience.
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