ITT: Jokes you never ever understood
>>62918813
It's just a morbid name for a hospital, you die and you go to hell
>>62918813
A pass to hell?
>>62918813
◾Its name is ironic, implying that all patients have a "pass to Hell". Most people would hope for a hospital to prevent death as opposed to guaranteeing it.
>>62918813
It's a shitty hospital. What's not to get?
The desk scene in The Wire.
SEASON CHANGE TIME PASSES BY
AS THE WEEKS BECOME THE MONTHS BECOMES THE YEARS
>>62918905
The new owner's name rhymes with the store. The old owner's name didn't.
>>62919041
kekyou didn't get it either, did you?
>>62918905
The joke is that you think 'oh, the name was invented specifically because it worked so well with the owner's name', but then you see the other name. Sort of a bait and switch
>>62918900
What's to get? He mentally blocked that JUST was dead so he was pretending it was his son's Birthday party
>>62918905
chucks fuck n suck
>>62919079
People made the link to "Chuck's Fuck and Suck", but I don't think that was the intended joke.
>>62918905
Chucks Fuck & Suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CElBVpRFk4Q
>Hi I'm Plenty
>*looks at cleavage* Well of course you are
>Plenty O'Toole
>Named after your father perhaps?
I know it must be some kind of innuendo but I don't get it. Is plenty meant to imply large breasts? Why would her father have been named Plenty?
>>62919157
Sure it was.
>>62919157
Are you brain damaged?
>>62919176
he's implying her father had a big dick
>>62919176
>plenty o'toole
implying that she was named after her father who had the same name because he had a huge cock
>>62918869
they were all pushing against herc because he never said what direction he was trying to move the desk
>>62919226
>>62919261
Why would he want to imply that her father had a big dick? Isn't that a bit weird? It's not exactly a good chat up line
>>62918813
>help us hospital
i only just got this
thanks op
>>62919275
Holy fuck I'm retarded.
>>62919216
>>62919218
Feed & Seed is a common store name
Just because chuck rhymes with fuck and suck doesn't mean that was anything to do with it
>>62918813
Shining, much?
>>62918882
Goat
>>62919275
But wouldn't they notice which way he wanted to go by the direction in which he's pushing?
>>62919689
watch it
he was manouvering it through a doorway and it pretty much took up the whole doorway space
so they couldn't see each other and it wasn't obvious push or pull because it was manouvering around to get through rather than just push or pull
it was up on its end.
>>62919422
You realize this is a cartoon and not a fucking documentary right? There are no coincidences going on here.
>>62919997
it's not a coincidence though. Seed and feed is a normal store name. Plus Simpson's was never that vulgar.
>>62918813
fuck, I miss the old style of South Park, it was so charming
it's way too fucking polished, clean and sleek now
Why is Geoff Goldblum funny in Jurassic Parc? I get he's quirky, but other people seem to think he's hilarious. Like when he's explaining chaos theory. Have I missed something?
>>62920940
Are you on the spectrum?
>>62920138
Yes Feed and Seed is a common store name, but that they picked the name Chuck is no coincidence.
Why do the Mexican twins and Mexican people crawl to go to the shrine shack in breaking bad?
Not a joke i just never understood why not walk?
>>62921102
just because chuck rhymes with fuck doesn't mean anything was implied. chuck also doesn't rhyme with feed and seed.
>>62921370
bait or tremendous autism
>>62918905
Are there more simpson hidden sex jokes ?
What's there to understand? It's not even a joke, just a ironic name for a hospital.
>>62921200
It's a traditional devotion, they're intentionally doing it the hard way to sacrifice more in the process. Obviously they could just walk, they could drive even.
>>62921200
because they do it IRL
Real talk.
>>62921406
you're the only autist here
not understanding the sneed's chuck's joke is my favorite meme
>>62921541
>>62921534
Cool thanks, i did not know that
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Is that you john wayne is this me?
>>62921590
Who the fuck just said that?
Can someone explain what the joke is here?
>>62921723
Not sure if serious. I've seen plenty of retarded posts over the years.
>>62921723
Just a self centered intellectual avoiding medias, just like every shitty intellectual.
>>62918905
It's not a joke, it's a commentary on small town Americana. Chuck passed his store down to Sneed and Sneed will pass it down to his son. It's a slice of working class life in America.
>>62919304
Bond was hoping she was named after her father, because of the way women were named in James Bond movies. ( the name plenty o'tool would imply SHE had a big dick)
>>62921587
This joke actually got funnier as it got older.
>>62921723
The joke is Pynchon is a reknowned recluse with no pictures of him existing. So since they got hin for the Simpsons, they're going to make fun of his reclusiveness by showing him exploiting his faceless fame for money, but no one is buying.
>>62921723
Pynchon is a recluse but this is subverted by him having a large sign pointing to his home.
>>62919130
THE JOKE
Your Head
Since none of you autists could understand the joke, I went ahead and explained it for you. You're welcome.
>>62921961
Honestly, the fact that you took the time to do this is a lot more autist. So some poor fucker didn't get it, who gives a shit.
>>62921587
The url doesn't even load
>>62922026
This, i never got it but seemed funny
explain?
>>62918813
For half a year I have absolutely scoured, from top to bottom, multiple threads and discussions here on /tv/and even leddit and tumblr, and to this day I still have yet to hear a single reasonable explanation for whatever the fuck this fucking scene was
>>62922026
Its unwholesome, theres nothing else to get
>>62918869
The most unnecessary scene ever
>>62920955
The non autistic end yes
>>62922026
There's not really anything to "get", it's just weird and humorous because of it
>>62918905
The joke is that the store was called "Chuck's Feed and Seed", and through some improbability it came to be purchased by a guy named Sneed whose name happened to rhyme.
>>62922178
>>62922342
Idk some people said it was a reference to a movie. I don't remember which one
>>62922026
>>62922080
>>62921590
its a direct quote from the source book
>>62922116
Possibly my favourite Simpsons moment ever
>>62922153
I don't understand how you don't understand
>>62921843
Bond was into futa?
>>62922116
i took it as women sometimes wrapped towels around their head and maybe a bit over their ears when out of the shower? so typically the sound from a phone might be muffled.
>>62921587
There's a joke here?
>>62918905
Not this one, but every fucking math joke and nod in Simpsons. There's like a billion of them.
>>62922493
I wonder what Chris is up to these days. I know he's a woman now. I wonder how that's working out.
>>62922563
He's in jail last time I've heard
>>62922600
he has to be out by now, he only had a tantrum and got mazed by the gamestop people or something, can't have gotten him more than a few months
>>62922600
How can they put someone some mentally disturbed in prison? He needs to be in a loony bin.
>>62922540
>>62922563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BB-8ci0lBc
(this is more exciting than the original)
>>62922600
nope he's not in jail for the pepper spray incedent.
>>62922619
Mate he burnt down his house
>>62922657
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BB-8ci0lBc
He's starting to sound like Tarantino
>>62922736
u wot
>>62922116
fucking seriously man. what's not to get
>>62922816
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Destruction_Of_Chris's_House
Where have you been?
>>62921587
I think this was supposed to be funny because schools back then didn't have their own web sites.
>>62922026
i always thought this was an old movie reference
>>62922655
i've got this book somewhere, i ought to read it
>>62922153
she was upset you rretard
>>62918882
AND NOW THAT I CAN COMMUNICATE THE WORLD ISNT SO COLD AND GRAY
>>62919304
didn't gt it until reading this thread. ill elaborate a bit. tool is slang for penis, so i guess plenty o toole is like plenty of penis.
it's confusing because u assume he's make some sort of sexual joke to her, when really he's being quite random
>>62918882
This shit used to scare me back in the day.
>tfw too dumb to understand a joke on the dumbest show on television
>>62922501
You're a fucking idiot. If you can't hear well while using a phone, you cover your other ear with your free hand.
He can't though because he's holding a towel.
Dickhead.
>>62923528
It's just a lolsorandum joke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sL102pyaLg
>>62923633
The joke is that the movie neither features an emphasis on lunch or nudity.
>>62923633
No one was naked and no one had lunch. The kids thought it would be a Sharon Stone style erotic drama judging by the R rating and the title but it ended up being a movie about Peter Weller going crazy and talking to centipedes.
>>62923633
They went in hoping to see boobies, what they got was a cronenberg/wsb nightmare
>>62918813 what movie is this a reference to? ive now ive seen this shot in some horror movie
>>62923681
Not to mention fags. Everywhere.
>>62923829
i know*
>>62923829
The Shining
>>62923829
I think it's the shining
>>62923829
>>62923972
funny enough I thought he was talking about the hospital in South Park and was about to say I get a vibe of the hotel from the shining
>>62923471
As a German I didn't and in some cases still don't get many of the Simpsons jokes about older presidents.
I mean they pull some joke about Ford for example and I'm just not sure what he was like.
>>62924168
are not American? That would definitely help you with this one
>>62924156
Grab a history book then, you stupid fucking kraut. Fucking bitches, keep on shipping in fucking muslims.
>>62921370
Do you have a hard time with pattern questions on standardized tests?
>>62924168
The donner party got trapped in the Rockies and ate each other to survive.
>>62924016
speaking of this scene, was the bear blowing the guy?
>>62922657
IS THIS FUCKING REAL LMFAO
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>62924309
Probably. In the books it's a man in a dog suit but there is a definite implication of a sadomasochistic sexual relationship.
>>62924219
>>62924168
Holy shit hahahahahaha
>>62918813
Speaking of south park
I never understood this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fo-qmliVAI
I know the original song but why Richard Stamos? John Stamos doesn't even have a brother.And why was he drawn like that?
>>62923609
He says wearing a towel.
And you don't need a hand to hold up your towel if you just roll it.
Is there a Simpsons stream up?
>>62922116
partly this
>>62922501
But also it leaves you wondering why hes naked wearing a towel in a nuclear power plant.
>>62921505
I'm not convinced it's even ironic – there are lots of those types of names out west: hell's pass, devil's ridge, nigger bill canyon, et al.
>>62921834
>Yes, and birds go "tweet"
the entire series
>>62924866
Those are hospital names? Jesus christ..
>>62925153
it's all in your head
>>62919130
>yfw you realize it wasn't acting and Brendan has in fact been dead all this time
>>62922026
>>62922927
It's some movie reference, but I forget which one. Psycho maybe? Someone explained it once.
>>62922153
who's the qt?
>>62925153
Ryan tries to kill himself and the stress of that uncovers memories he had as a baby in the cult. Possibly the actual dog (Wilfred) reminds him of the dude in the Madaman suit in the cult.
He learns to love himself at the end and realize he doesn't need things like Jenna to make him happy. He acknowledges that WIlfred isn't real and is basically his self-conscious trying to better him.
>>62922540
pic related is a joke about Fermat's Last Theorem
basically Fermat said back in the 1600s that a^x+b^x=c^x can't happen if x>2 and a,b,c and x are all positive integers. it wasn't proven that he was right until pretty recently.
this equation seems to provide a solution to the equation, and when you plug it into a calculator it appears to work. it doesn't, it appears to do so on calculators because they can only display a certain amount of digits, more than the solution requires.i haven't been into math in forever pls don't judge if i fucked up something
>>62924650
probably drawn like that because of the song, he's supposed to be one of those blue eyed, cheek bone, sexy types to appeal to women
the brother couldn't hit the high note, that was part of the plot
and I don't know why they picked john stamos but it seems out of place and is kinda funny
>>62926073
1.2121e33
so what's the joke?
>>62926182
i don't know, i was always more interested in the history of math theories and proofs than anything else. hell i wouldn't even know how to solve that desu
>>62926182
there isn't one
>>62926182
The fact that homer, a dimwit, would ever be able to solve one of the most notorious mathematical problems ever. You dense fucking idiot
>>62926747
>solve
but he didn't
I just did that on a calculator and that was the result, not zero
>>62926822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOQ300AcSU
>>62926971
You expect me to watch an 8 minute video to find out something I just did in 5 seconds by myself?
Shut up you idiot.
>>62927058
The video perfectly explains the joke and why you're a fucking idiot. It also has interesting simpsons background/trivia, something who someone isn't a fucking pleb would enjoy.
>>62927113
There is no joke.
>>62922234
>not getting the metaphor
inb4 hurr durr so deep
>>62918813
i beg to differ jew. CARTMAN!
>>62922920
Yep, in the episode commentary they talk about how it was a joke about how fancy and high-tech the school was.
>>62926182
>>62926515
>>62926564
>>62926747
>>62926822
Math major here. I can explain this one.
At the time this joke was written, most calculators that people would have at home would only display 8 or 9 digits.
I'm not sure when that episode came out, but Fermat's Last Theorem, which says that x^n + y^n = z^n has no positive integer solutions for n bigger than or equal to 2, was proved in 1994 - 400 years after it was formulated by Pierre de Fermat.
So basically, what he wrote on the board is wrong. You only need to know Fermat's Last Theorem to check it, without calculating it.
However, if someone tried to calculate those three large numbers on a standard 90s home calculator, you'd get the same number.
And it'd be shocking, because you aren't supposed to be able to do that. But of course, the issue is that they agree to 8 or 9 places, and you wouldn't see the remaining digits that don't agree since the calculator doesn't have enough places.
>>62927160
Do I have to say it again? The solution homer wrote on the blackboard is a seemingly valid solution to previously thought impossible to solve mathematical problem. The fact that homer (whos main character trait is that hes dim witted) could even come close to solving it, is the joke.
>>62927214
>>62927220
It's not a seemingly valid solution. I tried it out with my own home calculator (not a compter) and it returned a non-zero answer.
So what is the joke? There isn't one.
>>62926971
I love Numberphile. It's the Top Gear of maths.
>>62921102
They went with chuck because it's common one syllabled redneck stereotype name that doesn't rhyme with seed.
Buy the DVD. Watch the commentary.
>>62927252
Try using a calculator from the 90s (when the episode came out) that could only display 8 or 9 digits. Do you really not get the joke by now? Homer's solution is a near miss solution, a solution thats close but not quite right
>>62927252
Are you a fucking retard? I said do it on an old 90s home calculator (the kind that would only display 8 digits, and possibly have extra memory for one digit off screen). The numbers agree to 10 decimal places, so anyone trying this when the episode came out would get tripped up for a second.
Obviously you won't get a nonzero solution because it's not a valid equality.
Jesus fucking Christ, learn some reading comprehension.
>>62927309
>near miss solution
It either is a solution or isn't. This isn't.
I don't care how many "hip" mathematicians you link that get an erection over something that was wrong, it doesn't excuse the fact that there's not an actual joke in that scene.
There is nothing funny.
>>62927342
Like I said, I did it with a home calculator. Mine only displays 9 digits but returns a non-zero answer when the entire string is input.
It's not a solution to anything, it's not a joke, it's just someone trying to be smart and failing miserably.
This scene and those retards from Numberphile are the height of pretension.
>>62925153
>tfwWilfred died
>>62919757
Yep, and it was a metaphor for buearocracy as well as modern urban life.
>>62927396
You're not very smart tbqh.
>>62927396
You're either a troll or just a massive fucking idiot. It's been explained to you several times but you're just too fucking dense to understand it. To intelligent people (not you) its a good clever little side joke.
>>62927421
I'm not smart because I understand what the animators were trying to get at but failed, thus rendering the scene void of humor?
>>62927396
>It either is a solution or isn't. This isn't.
http://www.math.harvard.edu/~elkies/ferm.html
>>62927483
None of this proves or refutes Fermat's last theorem, so is irrelevant. When it's wrong, it's wrong. There's nothing "near" about it.
>>62926182
The joke is that the answer would look correct to 10 decimal places. On an ordinary calculator you wouldn't see the final digits that prove it's wrong.
David S Cohen put it in to fuck with people who'd recognise it and try it out.
>>62926073
The top equation is/was used for predicting the mass of the Higgs Boson particle.
The second we know.
The third concerns the density of the universe. The joke here is that > means the universe will eventually implode under its own weight. Then there's an implosion in the basement so he reverses it to < which'd mean the universe expands infinitely. Immediately followed by a bigger explosion. The actual joke here being that Homer has created TWO universes to test this theory.
The fourth line refers to topology.
It's all explained in>>62922655
I got a copy a few weeks back. Really interesting read.
>>62927541
Oh alright I'll call up Harvard and tell them what you have to say about the concept of a "near miss" in mathematics. What's your name and address?
>>62925440
Peter used one of those electric pianos to get a basic backdrop beat playing. This dude compliments him on his performance but when Peter takes his fingers away from the piano its revealed he's not actually playing it, prompting the man to call him out on a phony and ridicule him for this in an over-exaggerated way.
>>62927541
>I know more about mathematics than people who dedicate their entire lives to it
>>62927594
Wow someone's insecure. Hit a nerve, huh?
>>62927570
That's not a joke.
I don't know what Tomy tier calculator you had during the 90s but the one I used returned a non-zero answer.
>>62919176
No-one was alpha like Connery.
>>62927603
>being rigorously proven how wrong and how much of an idiot you are
>resorts to childish taunts
>literal retards on /tv/ trying to talk about maths
My fucking sides. About as funny as you retards trying to talk about film.
>>62927627
>the joke was David S Cohen would fool people into trying it out because it's such a famous theorem
>people are still seeing it and testing it out
It's a practical joke that's still going.
>>62927573
Just came back after a break. That guy is an idiot.
>Near-miss solutions are a thing.
>Non-zero answers aren't the point.
>Harvard is a school of law I don't know why you'd choose that one specifically.
>>62927691
It's not a practical joke though, it's the equivalent of saying "well I was only pretending to be retarded, it's a prank bro!".
>>62918813
i have hospitals around me called holy cross hospital. i always thought it was a crack at that name
>>62927726
it's a joke because anybody that knows about it would see it's wrong and anyone that doesn't know would try it out and see it makes sense.
it's like telling someone that doesn't know you can't divide by zero that x/0 is the solution to a problem.
>>62927692
>hardvard is only a law school
It seems like once every fews weeks or so a thread comes along that is just absolutely fucking retarded and filled with to the brim with autism. this thread is fucking shit
>>62921961
Kek
>>62927455
>>62927541
>>62927627
How many times has your mom and dad compared you with the autistic Bazinga dude from Big Bang Theory?
>>62927760
i'm asking why he'd single out harvard specifically, i know harvard has a math department and a very successful one at that. hell even some of the writers for the simpsons went to harvard iirc.
>>62927813
it's german for die Bürt, die
>>62927752
It's not a joke, there's nothing funny about trying something and finding it to be wrong.
>>62927726
So wait, you're saying you're joking right now?
>>62927854
Autism: the post
>>62922736
wasn't that years ago? also i dont think he was arrested for that
>>62923667
The giant ten foot tall insect-man was naked, so was the young svelte cabana boy in front of him on his hands and knees
>>62918813
probably Tylo Be Chillin
>>62927854
It APPEARS to be correct, but then turns out to be wrong. The idea that Homer (an idiot) could even come close to getting it right is the joke.
Man, just because you're too stupid to get a joke doesn't mean there isn't a joke present. It means you're too stupid to understand it.
>>62927875
No I'm saying the writers are saying "hey check out this solution"
so I check it out, and it isn't a solution
and then they say "haha, got you good bro it's just a prank"
but it's not a prank, it's just wasted my time and it wasn't funny
In fact what I think happened is the writers thought they had actually come up with a refutation to Fermat and then tried to play it off years later as a joke.
It's just kind of sad that you're all falling for it.
>>62927938
>It APPEARS to be correct
no it doesn't
>>62924032
This is Mt Hood in Oregon, right?
>>62927980
>no it doesn't
yes it does
>>62920794
I agree but at least it's amazing again
>>62927995
It doesn't, do it yourself.
>>62927992
I don't know, google the shining hotel
>>62921578
That's cause you're a dumbass
>>62928029
see picture
>>62927342
>>62927950
>No I'm saying the writers are saying "hey check out this solution"
>so I check it out, and it isn't a solution
>and then they say "haha, got you good bro it's just a prank"
That episode aired in 1998. Most home calculators at the time held no more than 10 digits. If you put the problem into the calculator you get a correct solution. You only realize it's not correct if you know about the theorem, or had access to a higher quality calculator.
>In fact what I think happened is the writers thought they had actually come up with a refutation to Fermat and then tried to play it off years later as a joke.
In fact what I think happened is anon thought they had actually come up with a refutation to simpsons joke and then tried to play it off minutes later as a troll.
>>62927887
Bond burgered?
>>62928106
I can assure you this is no troll.
This scene is simply a bad attempt at a joke that would-be nerds with no mathematical background latch on to. This was the Big Bang Theory of its day.
It's not clever, nor is it funny. It is simply sad.
Simpsons jokes are so funny.
>>62928099
most home calculators of the time displayed no more than 10 digits. if you're going to be retarded about it take into consideration the technology of the time.
>HURR BUT THE WRITERS MUST HAVE THOT IT WAS REEL THEN HUR
they were Harvard graduates, they knew it was a near-miss
Why did Homer want irregular Oreo's for his NRA meeting, and then why did Moe go "oh" when he eats one that he doesn't think is irregular?
>>62918882
>Nurse, please remove the patient's face warmer
Fuck sake
>>62928148
>I don't get a joke
>Therefore it's bad
Okay Anon
>autists argue maths on a Zimbabwe stick dancing forum in a section dedicated to moving pictures of "cunny"
I don't get it
>>62927887
Silently pounded.
>>62928166
Yes, the writers knew it was fake. But someone with not as much knowledge would think it's correct. That's the joke
>>62928190
There isn't a joke. I understand the situation here perfectly, which is why I can assert the lack of humor.
The people that don't get it are those arguing with me. They think they are intelligent for laughing but don't understand why, for if they did it would not be laughter but frowns.
>>62926073
>Fermat's Last Theorem
>basically Fermat said back in the 1600s that a^x+b^x=c^x can't happen if x>2 and a,b,c and x are all positive integers. it wasn't proven that he was right until pretty recently.
Off topic, but why is this a big deal? Couldn't anyone just make a statement like this about impossible equations?
>>62928198
>le chinese cartoons board meme
>hates cunnyposters
Spotted the redditor!
>>62928241
>I don't get a joke
>Therefore there isn't one
Okay Anon
>>62928288
>I got btfo so now I try to meme my way out of it
Thanks for playing.
>>62919176
Bond girls names were always stupid
No one ever had the first name "plenty" and as a pun in barely works "plenty of tool" I get that it means she has a big penis but you shouldn't say it that way
Pussy galore
No one has the first name pussy
And what the hell is a vagina galore ? It's so fucking stupid
>>62928248
Yes.
Here's one I came up with that has not been disproved:
y^x+x^y=x^x+y^y is impossible for x not equal to y and greater than 2.
I suspect in another few hundred years someone will prove that.
>>62928312
>got fucking told so hard by like 10 different posters
>still refuses to accept hes wrong
>still think its not a joke
>accuses others of memeing/shitposting
Oh im laffin'
>>62928393
>still memeing
>still thinking simpsons is funny
>thinks anyone fell for his samefagging
I'm not laughing, I feel pity for you.
>>62928248
a^1+b^1=c^1 works
a^2+b^2=c^2 works (pythagoreom theorem)
and for the longest time anything higher than 2 was hard to find a solution for. Fermat had a book on maths that he wrote notes in, and one of the notes said he proved that there was no solution for a^x+b^x=c^x when x is a positive integer greater than 2. he didn't write the proof because he says there wasn't enough room.
a lot of mathematicians thought he was either bullshitting, or thought he found a solution that wasn't correct (but since he worked alone nobody was able to check it). it's taken up until the late 90s if i remember correctly to prove that there was no solution.
tl;dr guy said something couldn't happen, it took 300 years to prove he was right
>>62921587
When the episode came out you could go to that website. The joke was on there.
It doesn't work anymore so the joke is lost to the Internet forever
>>62928424
>thinking simpsons isn't funny
>>62928241
Dude, the equation is on the screen for one second, nobody but hardcore math people did (or would) notice or care. You are judging the comedy of the show from a single screenshot from a twenty-two minute episode where Homer is at the blackboard to build up the joke of the terrible inventions and ideas he has.
Re-tard
>>62921590
explain please
>>62919157
>>62919422
Holy shit you're actually fucking autistic aren't you? So you think the joke is it was called 'Chuck's feed and seed'? I bet you've written 1000 word reviews of every dragonball z episode.
>>62928209
i can finally have peace
>>62919157
It wasn't. It's actually a meta joke, you instantly think of Chuck's Fuck and Suck but it's your own dirty mind playing tricks.
It was Chuck's Feed and Seed, but the creators knew how to have the audience's own mind play tricks on them.
>>62921370
Do you have to leave class early to get on a special bus? Of course it's fucking implied. Why the fuck would it be called Sneed's then? I suppose that's a normal name where you come from, good old uncle/brother Sneed and aunty/granny Sue-Bob.
>>62928248
First of all, pythagorus theorem, namely that a^2+b^2 = c^2 where a and b are two sides of a triangle and c the hypotenus is very useful in trigonometry and is very EVERYWHERE in science and math.
Math is all about asking questions about why, how and well then what. in other words, you think of a basic concept, grind it down to it's most basic ideas (or axioms) and think about properties and results of other assumptions ont he system
Naturally mathematicans wanted to learn about such a popular formula, which works for powers of 2 and 1 (for any a and b there exists a c such that a+b =c) and ask about higher powers. I'm not a math major (physics) so i don't know exaclty what the implications of higher order solutions (or a lack thereof) are.
Part of the reason it's so famous is that Fermat wrote it in the margins of another proof and said "this margin is too small to prove it, so i won't prove it."Then he died, so by the time people realized that it wasn't easy to prove, it was too late to ask him. But he claimed it so simply that everybody thought that it must be simple. so they kept trying, but kept getting stuck. 357 years later it was completed (note he only got like half of it IIRC), by someone who "had a childhood fascination with Fermat's Last Theorem" and using a lot of advanced shit (begging the question of how the fuck fermat would've done it). Also there was a $50,000 prize for whoever solved it, so naturally people were interested.
So i dont' know why it was a big deal, but that's a little bit of motivation for solving it.
Yes, anyone could make a statement about an impossible equation, but no one would care unless you were one of the greatest mathematicans of all time and unless you did so in such a carefree manner that you diint' even bother writing a proof
>>62928598
Because Sneed now owns it and it was formerly owned by Chuck?
It's not difficult, it even says it on the sign.
>>62928733
There aren't any implications either way.
>>62927214
go back to reddit you faggot
>>62928778
>Anon makes a good post contributing to the discussion in a meaningful way.
>Gets called a faggot
Fuck off you inbred shit spewing mongoloid
>>62928733
He wrote "fascinating proof". He never proved it, he was a hack and you are an autistic nerd that fell for it.
>>62928857
>>62928857
you're clearly a redditor fuck off bck to that shit site, mate
>>62928877
>made various key contributions to infinitesimal and differential calculus
>he was a hack
What have you achieved? No, shitposting on 4chan doesn't count
>>62928877
So what's the actual proof then? Explain it in 3 sentences or less so I don't get confused and/or bored pls.
>>62928733
>>62928429
>>62928106
>>62927570
>>62927214
Are all of these the same autistic guy?
You should take a break from 4chan indefinitely. This isn't the site for you.
>>62928171
The taste was irregular
>>62928962
shut the fuck up
>>62928389
my maths is a little rusty, i haven't used it since high school, but i got this:
y^x+x^y=x^x+y^y
y^x-x^x=y^y-x^y
(y-x)^x=(y-x)^y
1^x=1^y
i know this doesn't work just by looking at the problem, though. can someone tell me what i did wrong?
>>62928992
That answers that question.
>>62928962
:^)
>>62929005
missed a minus sign
>>62928778
>He wrote "fascinating proof"
The exact quote is:
"It is impossible to separate a cube into two cubes, or a fourth power into two fourth powers, or in general, any power higher than the second, into two like powers. I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain"
>He never proved it
that's up for debate
>he was a hack
-Fermat was the first person known to have evaluated the integral of general power functions. Using an ingenious trick, he was able to reduce this evaluation to the sum of geometric series.
-He invented a factorization method—Fermat's factorization method
-Fermat studied Pell's equation, perfect numbers, amicable numbers and what would later become Fermat numbers
-Fermat's principle of least time (which he used to derive Snell's law in 1657) was the first variational principle
>>62929005
what did you do after
(y-x)^x=(y-x)^y
?
>>62928962
no
>>62929056
although to be fair, nobody ever found a lot of his "proofs" and even gauss questioneed whether he actually proved them, as many of them took quite advanced methods (not available at the time) to solve
>>62929056
>what did you do after
>(y-x)^x=(y-x)^y
>?
divided each side by (y-x). i don't think that works looking back on it, like i said i haven't used math in years.
>>62929005
y^x-x^x is NOT the same as (y-x)^x
ie
2^3 - 3^3 =/= (2-3)^3
>>62928955
the proof is like 200 pages. no way to boil down to a parrot graph.
>>62929116
shit that's it (well the mistake i was thinking of anyway), thanks friend.
is there any way to simplify the adding and subtracting of exponents like that? assuming there's an unknown unequal variable for each number like in the equation.
>>62919304
High test father implies high est daughter.
It's not very accurate or funny but it makes sense I guess
>>62928962
probably. also seems to be a migrant from reddit
>>62929056
you are clearly a redditor
no one on 4chan uses the phrase "_____ here."
