I managed to see a screening of this movie.
AMA
>>62917572
This will be my trip code, I will answer 5 questions then leave. Only 5 no matter what.
Was it epic or just mellow?
>>62917572
How bad-ass is Darth Jar Jar? Who does he kill?
>>62917592
Who dies?
Why are you lying on the internet?
what is your social security number
>>62917572
Tell me the plot.
does it suck?
who are rey and finn's parents?
what does luke play the part of?
what is the superweapon?
who is snoke and what does he look like?
>>62917572
Is BB8 transgender?
>>62917592
Why are you pretending to be me? WTF?
>>62917620
He was pretty cool. He kills Leia.
>>62917572
what does nigger cum taste like?
What happened to Luke
Star Wars is mostly shit and this board talks about it too much question?
How big is your dick?
I'm asking for a friend
>>62917665
Its viral marketing and a mod is paid off
the secret board found this out
>>62917608
Epic
>>62917620
He kills a few soldiers. Gets in a fight with han solo and his the black jedi.
>>62917628
princess leia
>>62917635
why not>>62917643
no
>>62917659
Luke isn't really in the movie. He shows up at the end for a cameo. He will be in the next movie.
>>62917647
>does it suck?
No. It is meh-tier. Not as good as the originals, much better than the prequels. It's pretty forgettable to be honest.
>who are rey and finn's parents?
They don't have any familial connection to the old characters.
>what does luke play the part of?
They are searching for Luke. They find him in the end. He really is just a cameo.
>what is the superweapon?
Just another stupid death-star like thing. Only thins time it can kill an entire solar system. It is built into a planet.
>who is snoke and what does he look like?
Snoke is an very old Jar Jar Binks. He is pretty cool to be quite honest.
>>62917797
>>62917727
>mfw Jar Jar confirmed
>>62917797
fuck off with this shitty b7
>>62917572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw
>Film won't even be screen for critics before release
>DUDE I SAW IT LMAO
Daily reminder the only man to have seen it is dead
