Quentin Tarantino announces his retirement.
/tv/ responds:
He's a cop killer.
who?
Hit me!?
who?
OH IT SHOWS QUENTIN
IT SHOWS
wait what are we talking about
kill bill vol 2
>>62916803
on one hand less memes
on the other hand, less shitty quentin memes
I don't know how to feel
Problem Child 2
>>62916803
why is he wearing a presenter badge? would people really not recognize him?
Uno
*sip*
what's going on here?
*sip*
nah I ain't gonna go for it
oh and it shows
I could care less
Hasn't he said for years that he's going to quit directing after his 10th film? With Kill Bill counting as one film the. He has two more left in him after Hateful Eight comes out.
Which is probably a lie since he's a known fucking liar when it comes to shit like this.
UNO
FART
Well, I don't care. Caring about that is kind of a black male thing, and I'm not a nigger.
>>62916911
reddit: the post
Bye Felicia.
>i decided to retire on march 17th when all of sudaaa
>>62916803
EWNO
>>62917028
This.
He fucking lies about everything regarding his career
IS THIS /TV/ OR DID THIS TURN INTO NIGHTCALL ALL OF A SUDDAAAA
Hoo?
3:17
>>62917060
reddit: the post
>>62916803
He admitted years ago that directors do not age well in terms of product quality.
He would make a great film professor though.
>>62918915
>He admitted years ago that directors do not age well in terms of product quality.
He'd be wrong in numerous cases.
>>62916803
WuWear? Really?
>>62919006
It's a black male thing
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
...bane?
>>62919021
Yea, in 1997.
>>62916803
C U C K
U
C
K
Quentin "Can't Refrain The Methane When I See That Insane Foot Game" Tarantino
>>62918962
“Directors don’t get better as they get older,” he says. “Usually the worst films in their filmography are those last four at the end. I am all about my filmography, and one bad film fucks up three good ones.”
I think you are right, maybe he doesn't want to make a string of bad ones.
>>62919386
>>62917330
>filename
Quality keks
>>62917330
Eh-heh-heh, ehehehehehehehehe
>>62919386
Quentin "Show me your toes but cover your nose" Tarantino
>>62919394
What three good ones did Kill Bill Vol 2 fuck up then?
>>62916803
Looking forward to that subtextual film criticism Quintin.
>>62916803
3:17
>>62916959
Get AIDS
Quentin "Bare feet on the floor makes my rump roar" Tarantino
>>62918962
And right in general?
Directors going to shit are more numerous than ones that maintain quality. He knows where he's more likely to end up.
>>62916803
It's black male thing
>>62918915
How would be a good professor? He didn't go to film school.
Quentin "If I See Your Bare Feet, Better Hope I Didn't Eat" Tarantino
>>62919824
No, he made movies instead. Also, he has been interviewed hundreds of times about cinema. Most film students are limp IRL.
>>62918962
>>62919394
I don't think he's talking about real serious filmmakers, only hack directors who make juvenile schlock like himself.
Why does he dress like that? He's in his 50s ffs.
>>62920578
It's a black male thing.
>Quentin is scheduled to be on Graham Norton next month.
>45 minutes of material for new QT memes
>also guesting on his episode is Tina Fey
>what are the chances he starts rubbing her feet in the middle of the show
>>62920578
Autism. He needs to be locked up and sent to a mental institution for the rest of his life. I can't watch any of his films knowing some giggling autist was writing it.
>>62920600
I don't know why Samual L Jackson hasn't shot Tarantino already. He seems like a man with a short temper, and Tarantino must have committed hundreds of social faux pas in their time knowing each other.
>>62919386
That's only a half rhyme, but I still respect it.
he's a flatulent fellow
post the uno farto video
Quentin "Show the Foot and His Mental Function Is Kaput" Tarantula
>>62920769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48a6ZS7jJQ0
>>62920662
This. Jackson has plenty of money so he doesn't need it. How and why does he put up with with Tarantino's autism? I'd of smacked that loser with a baseball bat by now.
>>62921085
Actors always say they enjoy working for him, and are willing to work on multiple films with him. It's strange. He must be such a freaking weirdo. How do they put up with that crap?
>>62916803
good.
Reddit like Quentin Tarantino cause they think he's all bad ass. Dude is the complete opposite of badass. The definition of autism.
>>62916803
Boomerang Toomerang Soomerang!
UNO RETIRMENTO
Could someone explain this "Uno" meme, i get the fart one but not that One (heh)
>>62920616
The last time he was on Graham Norton he talked about pineapple and how it affects the taste of sperm
>>62922928
I would imagine he has gobbled a lot of sperm.
