>Sit down to watch Master and Commander with my wife's grown daughter
>Think what could possibly go wrong, sure she's a woman but that whole thing is just a /tv/ meme
>10 minutes in she's asking me what's happening, she can't follow the plot
>30 minutes in she's pulled her phone out and is texting not even looking at the screen.
>47 minutes in she announces "This movie isn't for me" and goes to her room to sleep
Why can't the females appreciate this incredible seafaring epic?
>>62915261
Because they are like dull children.
>>62915261
How old are you?
To be fair, the movie is pretty damn boring.
>>62915261
DUDE WOMEN AMIRIGHT FELLAS?!
>taking someone else's sentence
Did you learn nothing from Frank?
>>62915261
How much would you enjoy watching a weepy romantic flick?
I know I wouldn't.
>>62915347
kik?
>liking master and commander
lmao
>wife's grown daughter
Is she not yours too, you keking kek keker keking kek?
>>62915261
Do women like Gladiator?
>>62915404
lol
>Been saving up for a overhead projector for a couple of weeks now
>GF struggling with confidence issues says dancing lessons will make her feel better about her body
>She finds a local Nigerian who will give her private hip hop dance lessons thrice a week
>She insists I help finance her lessons with the money I had saved up
>Bae only watches movies that pass the bechdel test
do you sniff her dirty panties and socks?
>>62915360
go away Bill Burr
>>62915360
Spotted the Redditor
>>62915261
Probably because she's half black
>>62917438
ohhhohoho
>>62915261
I wouldn't watch this shit.
>>62915490
>Nigarian giving your gf private lessons
Eurokek go to bed.
saw this on tweeter a few weeks back.
man, i really hope we can see one more.
The movie was boring as fuck
One of my favourite and most underappreciated /tv/ memes, the master and commander is not understood by females meme. A true /tv/ classic.
>>62915347
>>62917712
L O N D O N
>>62917631
There's plenty of material, too.
I used to understand Master and Commander but then I couldn't get it anymore. also mtf transexual here.
I streamed Master and Commander for /tv/ once.It was the first time I watched it and I found it fairly insipid.
>>62917960
You're probably a vapid and banal person anon. You can't watch a movie like Master and Commander with a fedora on.
>>62917960
pls be in M E L B O U R N E
>>62917960
I imagine you enjoy MLP more?
>>62917960
you're lucky the government classified me as a deadly weapon and won't let me fly anywhere anymore because I would fuckin END YOU
>>62915261
they will never understand
>>62917960
>guaranteed replies
"drrrr guys citizen kane sucks I actually believe that no trolling"
>>62915430
Why did you post that pic? Are you proving how patrician you are?
>>62918111
On the contrary, I'm very exciting. I'm also more of a gallon hat man.
>>62918320
New York,, mate.
>>62918385
>he doesn't the movie I like
>must be a furrie
Amazing analytic skills.
>>62918418
Chill out, Sean.
>>62918441
M&C is certainly nowhere near the cultural keystone Citizen Kane is.
>>62918853
Please put on a trip so I can filter you
>>62915430
Bitch, I told you to leave last night, did I not? Continue on this course and life will become most inconvenient for you.
>>62918913
Just an hero. You'll be rid of me.
>>62918111
>banal
BANE?!
>>62918853
>being so triggered that you respond to multiple people who insulted you
Neo-/tv/, ladies and gentlemen
>>62919102
>responding means you're triggered
Sorry for triggering you.
>>62919163
>he just keeps posting
Just hide the thread if you can't handle the criticism
>>62915430
thats true. i didnt understand a fuck about "women are all hysteric and lesbians at the core" (Persona).. was there something else to get there?
>>62918853
>cultural keystone
For who, yo?
90% of Hollywood has never seen it and never will. the other 10 aren't currently working. The only thing modern culture rests on is porn and 90s Saturday morning cartoons. Let's just be real.
>>62915490
spotted the kek
kill yourself pls
also take some pics of the kek action so we can masturbate
Should have started the thread with the official image.
baka desu
>>62919189
But I'm handling it, dawg.
>>62919249
>mfw
>>62919163
Spotted the woman / ''male''
kill yourself pls
>>62919438
Spotted the lard.
Control your autism pls.
