>muh practical effects
looks like a big orange emoji
>>62914098
that character is completely CG though
Jar Jar 2.0?
>>62914231
No, she's the new Yoda
>>62914098
TRUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>62914098
Omg it really does look like utter shit.
You'd think with all the millions they could have designed a more appealing character.
>>62914343
>>62914337
>>62914231
>>62914098
>you fat asses will see this during the initial release week
>>62914098
Source?
/tv/is always complaining over overdesigning.
I guess this time they underdesigned.
It is literally an orange ball with goggleeyes.
The didn't even gave her n interesting back. Just some black. Not even ears
Bravo JJ
>>62914098
where is this from?
>>62914878
http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/11/new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-tv-spot-featuring-maz-kanata.html
http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/11/new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-tv-spot-featuring-maz-kanata.html
Each new spot is making me more and more convinced this is going to be a big disappointment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXktgw71d8
>>62915029
Looks like a TV series when it should look very cinematic instead.
I am going to guess it's 8/10 the first week due to hype and paid reviews and 6/10 over the years
Fuckin SERIOUSLY???
What's wrong with your faaace?
>cast most beautiful black woman in world
>make her into an ugly ass ayylmao
>push BM/WF romance
Black man here, I hate this shit too
>>62914231
Thats fucking Patsy, boy. Queen of the fields.
CHIMPANZEE
>>62914098
>>62914231
SNOKE REVEAL WHEN
>>62914356
actually I won't
I'll wait for the torrent like everyone else
THIS ugly freak is supposed to be Yoda 2.0?
For shame, JJ
>>62917211
WUZ
>>62917203
>>62917203
>>62917203
>biggest movie event of the century
>literally everyone on the planet seeing it opening weekend in IMAX 3D
>adults and children of all ages will hold the memory of seeing new (good) Star Wars in theaters for the rest of their lives
>meanwhile this guy wasnt invited to see it with anyone and is watching a hardcoded russsubbed YIFY 359p camrip on his laptop laying in bed while kekposting 'paying for movies ;^)' on an anonymous anime imageboard
Sad desu
Its cute. Hopefully it has a whacky personality like EsB Yoda.
>>62917328
This desu, I'm not even a fan of the film but I don't see the point of not going to what is basically a historical event out of spite for someone or something who really didn't lose any sleep on a 10 dollar ticket.
I'm going because it's just a social thing. 3 friends and their gfs are going and I'm bringing mine too, maybe even pre-game drink for a bit.
Not a big fan of sci-fi but it probably won't bed bad.
>>62915029
>big disappointment
I don't know, what were you expecting? It's going to be an incredibly safe re-tread of the originals with nothing exceptional about it.
/tv/ will call it the worst film ever but we do that with every new release.
>>62914231
why is she so cute bros
>>62914098
>We want the emoji audience
>>62917037
>push BM/WF romance
But they're not you faggot
This is Boyega's love interest. She'll be in episode VIII
>>62917671
>what is basically a historical event
star wars children literally believe this shit. get outta here disney marketer trash.
>>62917800
>>62917203
>/nofriends/
>>62917199
Snoke is Jar Jar you dense fuck. It was leaked weeks ago.
>>62914098
what's this from?
>>62914231
is there a bigger affirmative action actor than Lupita Ooga Booga?
>>62917841
Look it up, she confirmed those were just rumors
Uninformed bitch
>>62917966
What's that white boy? Does your ass hurt?
>>62918160
Better than spending life in your room
>>62918008
Just googled it and I'm seeing nothing
>>62918205
>>62918361
Where are these gifs with shia from
>>62917328
>Not russian dubbed
Dropped
>>62918445
He streamed himself watching all of his movies
>>62917671
Top REEE
>>62917328
>shilling this hard
lmao
not getting my shekels, nigger.
>>62918361
>americlaps
truly disgusting
By the time the torrent is out, it would be spoilered to death. I have no choice really but to go to theaters
*loads magazine into weapon*
how many people in this thread are on disney's payroll
>>62918462
>russian dub and korsubs
Only for the patricianest
>>62918507
>can't spare 20 bucks to go see a movie
>calls others niggers
kek
>tfw competing studios stage a false flag shooting to fuck with Disney
>>62914098
Haven't read the leaks in ages, but isn't maz meant to be dead by the time her castle is destroyed?
>>62918750
That would totally backfire on those studios.
>>62915029
it looks like a fucking tv series
>>62917328
>my new movie is gonna be a historical event, goyim
>oy vey, all the cool kids are gonna see it!
>GODDAMMIT JUST BUY THE TICKETS YOU DUMB GOYIMS
LASER BEAMZZZ AND SPACE AND SHIEET
>>62918889
You're literally paranoid mate. You're a wasteman lol.
>>62914098
https://youtu.be/Npb-wAhmXJo?t=86
>>62919245
NO IM A WASTEMAN
>>62917328
PLEASE WATCH MY MOVIE!
>>62915029
This movie is hyped to the fucking stratosphere. There is NO way it could ever live up to the scrutiny at this point. If it even comes close, it'll still be the blockbuster of our lifetime. If it doesn't, then the movie will just be the biggest of this and the next few years.
However, as far as experiences go, you're doing yourself a disservice by going into it with so much expectation.
>>62914098
>old master teaching young hero how to swing a sword
>last name is "katana"
they just aren't trying
and why should they? whether they put any effort into it or not, they will make shitloads of money
>>62921191
Since when has Star Wars ever tried with the names? You're being retarded.
>>62917866
>>62914098
>that grin on that thing's face
She's like some kind of Jedi fanboy, isn't she?
Makes it pottery with Kylo being a Sithfag.
Practical effects are superior when they're done right.
>>62917328
>literally everyone on the planet
Literally go back to /plebbit/, filth.
>>62917671
>historical event
Such is life of an enormous plen
>>62921352
this is an outtake right? no way this made it into the movie
>>62921352
I love this meme. It's a work of art, really.
>>62921619
What are you doing? Sitting in your mom's dank basement, filling up an epin piss jug FTW?
>>62921352
>>62921665
Do people intentionally misinterpret this webm? Or is this a meme now?
>>62921665
He's standing parallel to him ffs, I'm not sure if this is an elaborate meme or what but I'm sick of that fucking webm
>>62918750
That's in poor taste, anon. You should falafel.
>>62921752
Yes, people here really misinterpret this out of context webm.
You already know why it happens.
>>62921752
>>62921787
I've never seen the movie.
The blatant shilling itt is frankly appalling. Give it up Disney you bought the rights to a lemon franchise.
> tfw they already have the designs for starwarsland
> it'll never see the light of day
Gotta love the utter lack of hype, first time I've been proud of my generation in a while.
>>62914098
Looks fucking awful
JJ will never replace YOda with this crap
>>62921942
>utter lack of hype
You don't go outside much do you?
>>62921942
>utter lack of hype
You can't be this delusional.
>>62921918
Neither have I but I do have a brain in my skull that allows me to interpret depth.
>>62922002
>>62922004
Genuinely not one person I know gives a shit. Even the normies that watch twd aren't going. Give it up guys you're not fooling anyone.
>>62922013
Okay? I honestly have no idea what the fuck you are on about. Are they trying to do a forced perspective thing in this scene or not? It'd be very easy for anyone who hasn't seen the movie to draw that conclusion from this webm. Like I said, I've never seen the movie and have no idea what the fuck is going on.
>>62922076
Anon, the group of mannequins that inhabit your basement with you don't have feeling so therefore they can't care about Star Wars, or you for that matter.
>>62922076
>implying you know people
>>62922169
The Rock is physically standing to the side of Vin Diesel and isn't speaking directly to his face.
>Avatar makes 2.8 billion $
>SW RotS makes 800 million $
Yeah, biggest movie ever guys.
Fuck off shills.
It will end up below JW, Ultron and even fucking Minions.
>>62922228
>>62922273
> They're all basement dwelling losers so if they catch on to what you're doing just make fun of their personal lives
> also don't forget your jasonalexander.jpeg so they know you mean business
Look I get you guys gotta make a living but you should know it's all in vain
>>62922489
You are on sad faggot. A multi billion dollar company is not "grassroots" promoting the biggest franchise of all time on this shit hole, you Cheetoh fingered autist. Why would they? The upside is negligible, m9.
>>62918050
Hello c uckold
>>62922439
What is inflation?
>>62923120
> quoting something I didn't say
> cheetoh fingered autist
> m9
Tell hq you gotta get your meme-sheets updated because that was pathetic.
>>62923256
> inflation
> 10 years
This the stupidest thread of my life
