New Potter flick confirmed for shit
>Eddie Redmayne
why cast such an ugly tranny dude
he's like white Boyega
>>62913380
Eh. Goblet of Fire was one of the more okay movies.
Secrets>Azkaban>Fire>Prince>Stone>Phoenix>Hallows 1>Halllows 2
>least diverse cast since Birth of a Nation
Incoming trainwreck can't believe someone actually OK'd this
>>62913441
>he's like white Boyega
That would be Ron Perlman actually
>>62913481
Especially after the train-wreck of the main series, like not even a single PoC with more than 10 lines in over 19 hours of movie, smdh
>>62913458
2>4>5>1>3>6>7>8
>>62913380
3 > 1-2 >> 4 >>>>> 5-6-7-8
>>62913380
>look at thumbnail
>misread it, think it says 'Fantastic Breasts'
>open thread
>disappointed
>>62913380
But Goblet Of Fire is the best movie in the series, cunt.
>>62913380
>most like GoF
So the plot would be full of holes and incoherent to the audience?
>>62913380
Goblet of Fire was one of the better movies.
The first two have aged really poorly because of how terrible the acting by the kids was, and Azkaban always kinda sucked even as a book since it didn't have Voldemort in it.
Prince was the worst of the series, I dunno why people are putting the Hallows movies behind it.
>>62913514
hey now
>it's got the charm of the fourth
so... not a lot?
>>62913380
>more hungarian horntail
Pls
>>62913716
Right ? The first three had charms, the other ones were bland as shit.
>>62913481
>>62913514
>>62913682
https://youtu.be/Iew6FCePIbQ
17
seconds
>>62913679
HBP had patrician cinematography and soundtrack senpai. Too bad most pensieve memories were omitted and there were too much shitty romantic shenanigans instead.
They were all already shit you easily impressed manchild
>>62913762
Don't pretend you know whats "patrician cinematography" you /tv/ cinephile
>>62913481
Fantastic Beasts is going to be about immigrants.
>>62913787
You forgot to post your pasta faggot
>>62913679
>Azkaban always kinda sucked even as a book since it didn't have Voldemort in it
To be fair. That's a big plus in it's favor. The whole Voldemort "war against darkness" shit was the worst thing about the book series.
He should have stayed a shadowy almost mythical figure in that does shit in the background. Not some wannabe Sauron style war-lord.
Also. What was wrong with Prince?
>being surprised when this trash was literally only green lit in case warners superhero universe falls flat on its face
>>62913545
yeah boi
>>62913842
I'm okay with that.
>they're making a movie based on the tiny spin off book about magical creatures
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOLLYWOOD!
>>62913751
The Hungarian Horntail, ooohoohooohooh
>>62913896
What's the problem? This is the type of garbage hp drones want
>>62913976
How the fuck can you even make a movie based on a book like that?
>>62913896
They'll do a fucking trilogy on the short story she wrote in high school soon
>>62914001
>make it like an in-world documentary, never breaj the fourth wall, make it seem as plausible as possible
It would be fun to watch.
But that's not how it is going to be.
>>62914001
>>62913896
The title is misleading, it's an original screenplay written by Rowling.
>>62913380
>New Potter flick
>>62913806
It was like a fucking romcom, it was painful. So jarring given how the movie ends.
>He should have stayed a shadowy almost mythical figure in that does shit in the background. Not some wannabe Sauron style war-lord.
What? Sauron does stay in the background.
>No-Maj
>>62913806
>He should have stayed a shadowy almost mythical figure in that does shit in the background
How can you write a climax based around this?
Oy vey I can't wait to have all these Progressive characters and muslim wizards ever since Rowwlinger decided to retroactively make random characters gay and change meanings of words and symbols.
books:
azkaban > goblet > chamber > phoenix > philosopher's stone >>>>>> HBP >>>>>>>>>>>> deathly hallows
movies:
chamber > azkaban > goblet > philosphers stone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> phoenix = hbp = DH 1&2
>>62914048
That's not supposed to be a good right? Her last two books were terrible and she's getting help from Steve Kloves for this
>>62913937
That was so fucking cringe
>>62914143
>Steve Kloves
Of fuck. Yep, it's gonna be shit.
>>62914125
Rowling =/= Riordan
She just pays lip-service to progressive stuff meanwhile her series only gets whiter and straighter with time
why did everybody suddenly start wearing jeans, khakis and other regular clothes, even the wizarding kids?
>>62914073
>What? Sauron does stay in the background.
He did before LoTR'(exuding the early chapter) when he was more known as the necromancer.
But then he raised an army of orcs is his old doom fortress to try and conquer the world. Sure he wasn't at the front lines but everyone knew he was the one leading the whole shebang.
>>62914105
Make it more of a "mental" thing rather than a generic war type thing I suppose. More like Moriarty vs Sherlock.
Voldemort entire identity is basically that of a snake but he never comes off as particularly slippery in the later parts.
what the heck did you expect?? Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects?all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>But at least the books are ggood though!
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
>>62913759
Didn't the books take place during the 90s? All the little black boys were more into gangbanging and being thugs than they are today, no way they would get into Hogwarts.
>>62914193
>thier
why did Dumbledore suddenly go from wise old caring grandfather to crazyman?
>>62914193
Who fucking cares, tumblrina
>>62914193
>tfw Harry looks like CIA there
>>62914193
Cuaron thought the robes were ugly and wanted to make the characters more attractive for teenagers or something
>>62914234
Change of actors and direction.
reminder that harry literally chose the worst girl out of all the girls he had a shot with (hermione, pavils, luna, any random slag)
>>62914139
> Goblet book that high
> Goblet movie that high
Pick one.
The book was probably my favorite and the movie was a fucking disappointment.
> Quidditch world cup not shown
> Simplified story, plot points completely dropped (I don't remember it but there was something about an elf stealing a wand)
> The three tasks are shit. Dragon was ok, lake and labyrinth were shit.
>>62914234
Harris was decrepit. He was barely even mobile at that point and wheezed out every line. One of Dumbledore's most prominent qualities was that he was spry for his age, full of life.
The gif you're using to back up your pick is pointless. Are you really going to be pedantic enough to look up specific moments in the book and compare them to the movies? Spoiler alert, they're going to be different. Constantly. A single instance does not a stupid point prove.
And even if we're going off the books, Dumbledore grows seemingly bipolar as time goes on. He's conflicted, contradictory, and full of ulterior motives. And batshit insane? He's called almost exactly that very often by other characters.
Anybody who honestly thinks Harris was a superior Dumbledore either didn't read the books or just didn't get them. Which is hard to do.
>yfw you realize that Ron and Hermione were only put together because JK Rowling saw Hermione as her character and Ron reminder her of her abusive ex-husband
oi i am laffin
>>62914275
>tfw there was no on-screen depiction of Blast-Ended Skrewts
>>62913759
>people of colour cant make their own decent movies
>watch white movies instead
people of colour can't make civilisations that aren't terrible
>move to white countries instead
>pretend that all the problems in the world are down to white people
>demand that white people have some moral obligation to pander to your needs
And the sad part is some people take them seriously
>>62914375
person's of color cannot make their own movies because white Hollywood won't let them.
>>62914401
>WE WUZ HITCHCOCK AND SHIAT
>Fantastic Beasts
such a stupid name
will give it a torrent
>>62914139
>Phoenix
>Above anything
Also we all know philosopher's stone is crap by normal standards but it was exciting as fuck to read as a kid.
>>62914460
Honestly I don't blame them. Once blacks start showing their creativity whites get BTFO. Just look at music. Anything decent has a black man involved at some point or another.
>>62914522
WE WUZ MOZARTS AN' SHEEEIT
>>62914522
>>62914591
>>62914460
This will never be funny, in b4 reddit tumblr or whatever boogeyman you're obsessed with
Goblet of Fire was literally the best one in the series, the fuck are you on about?
>>62914200
I really hope this is pasta.
>>62913751
more Nubian Black Bull pls
>>62914401
>hollywood
>white
>>62915648
>Nubians Black Bull
BIG BLACK KANGS N SHEEIT
>>62913491
I could sort of see Boyega looking less ugly with a beard tbqh
>>62913896
>still no BBC series about the wacky adventures of a group of ministry of magic employees
>>62914193
Watch the flicks again, they only wear those clothes on their days off, they still wear robes during school hours.
>>62913481
>>62913514
hollywood is tired of the magical negro caricature and its fucking whitey devils turn to be a primitive 'sorcerer'.
Goblet of fire is easily one of the best in the series
>>62914274
Reminder that in the books she is tall, athletic, and smoking hot. The most attractive of all the girls. The actress is just ugly.
Book 4 is easily the best in the book series
Movie 4 is easily the worst piece of shit in the movie series
>>62916442
>Book 4 is easily the best in the book series
Until the last 20%. The last 20% is so goddamn slow and just drags on.
>>62916442
>Movie 4 is easily the worst piece of shit in the movie series
thats not prisoner of azkaban
thats not half blood prince
>>62913380
Can't wait to see a new Harry Potter movie. It's bound to be good.
Books: I, II, III, comfy kids books in a magical setting
Books: IV, V, blockbuster magic-action
Books: VI, VII, teenaged drama
Is this accurate?
>>62913545
Sorta like the books
>>62914234
That was so out of place, I haven't even read the books and I thought it was probably a mistake.
>>62916556
They are all shit.
>>62916620
By what standard? The literary canon?
>>62913491
YOU DON'T EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT RON YOU LITTLE BITCH.
>>62913380
>will be like the worst movie
Good fucking grief
>>62914522
citation....etc
>>62914139
Why do people dislike Deathly Hallows?
>>62917590
Rock, metal, hip-hop, rap, jazz, blues. Take your pick bro.
>>62917761
>I know very little about music: THE POST
>>62917591
The expectations were very high, it's full of retarded plot holes and wraps up the series very lazily.
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>>62913481
Because Avatar, LotR, Jurassic World, Titanic and original Harry Potter series failed so horribly thanks to lack of PoC.
>>62918503
>Avatar
>Lacking PoC
Did we watch the same movie? The good guys were literally blue-colored magical injuns.
>>62913546
I read it like 10 times before I finally realised it didn't say that
>>62917591
>>62913380
>'Hey Mordecia, let's make it like the most forgettable one, the doity goyim will see it anyway'
>'Oy vey, what a mitzvah of an idea'
>>62920069
They were amazonian Indians in space. And needed a white savior to help them.
>>62920751
Look at them. They literally saved the wizarding world and their reward is to lead soul-crushing suburban lives and look as though they work as civil servants.
If I were Harry I'd have insisted they make me king wizard for saving their useless asses.
Goblet of fire was the worst movie solely because it had some of the best source material and fucking ruined it. 5 and 6 were bad. 7 and 8 were mediocre. 1, 2 , and 3 were good.
Book-wise chamber is massively overrated. The movie was actually much better than the book. Deathly hallows book was severely underrated.
>>62913458
>>62913529
>>62913545
Here's the official ranking:
HP movies not directed by David Yates >>>> HP movies directed by David Yates
>>62914460
10/10
>>62913937
Dave Potter
I read that as Fantastic Breasts.
I really like the fourth though ;__;
What are your Harry Potter Film Rankings?
3>6>1>2>7>5>8
Books: 7>4>3>2>1>6>5
Movies: 7.5>7>5>3>6>2>1>4
Come straight at me. Yates flicks are dark n' edgy fun. Columbus flicks are cheesy and dated with no cuties like Luna. Curon is a halfway between Yates edge and Columbus cheese e.g. the goofy freeze frame ending.
I got the books a few years ago and have never read them or watched the movies. Should i read them /tv/?
>>62913380
Fucking faggot. 4th is the best one. The endingwhere Cedric's father is crying over his son's body while the band is playingwas goat by any movie standard, you ignorant prole.
>harry james dumbledore severus potter jr
seriously?
>>62927704
>was goat by any movie standard
>THATS MY BOY
complete and utter shit family (family)
why do redditors hate the 4th? it was easily in the top 3
>>62923439
I'm pretty sure like 95% of British men work as civil servants. I don't even know how their economy works because everyone seems to work for the government in some way.
Watching Harty Potter was so comfy, at the time. Now, all i do is thinking about my shitty job, bills and things i wont buy.
Sucks to grow up .
>>62927761
>Vito sees dead Sonny
>Look at what they did to my boy
Did harry fuck hermione in deathly hallows ? The movie, i mean.
When ginger left, they spent weeks alone , in a tent
>>62927963
Not sure about the movie, but in the books, Ron put a spell on Hermonie's cunt before he left, making it dry as chalk and filled with coarse send. Harry tried to stick it in but chaffed his dick, and the sand got everywhere
>>62916363
She never did, that was all just in Harry's head because of the love potion she slipped him.
>>62917591
Harry defeats Voldemort because of a loophole in wand ownership laws.
>>62928215
Wand ownership laws that we'd never heard about before. Seems like something we should have known, especially after they were taugght in school how Expelliarmus works.
Come to think of it, shouldn't none of the kids in DA have owned their own wands anymore, since they all disarmed eachother hundreds of times?
>>62928447
Intent matters famjamily
>>62928642
Ok, sure, but in Defense against the Dark Arts shouldn't one of the teachers have piped up with "By the way, if somene ever takes your wand from you, it'll betray and murder your ass if you ever try to use it against that person again".
>>62913458
>>62913529
>>62914139
>>62926808
>>62927027
Anything other than the following is wrong:
3 > 2/1/6 > 8 > 7/4 > 5
>>62916679
I forget sometimes that /tv/ has honor
>>62913380
>flick
It's called a movie.
>>62913481
"B-b-buh historical accuracy!!! Black people didnt exist in 1920s London!!!"[They actually did]
"Monsters and wizards running around is okay, but minorities would confuse audiences!!"
Cant wait to see this YA trash get boycotted by liberals lmaao
Why do people hate Goblet so much?
Every movie after it was worse.
>>62913380
Goblet of Fire is the best one you fucking cvck.
>>62928704
This was mentioned before right? When Lockheart tries to use Ron's busted wand in Chamber and it backfires? Unless that's just because the wand was broken.
>>62914275
>(I don't remember it but there was something about an elf stealing a wand)
Well then it's actually a fucking pro that it was dropped, wasn't it, if you can't remember it. Always looking for any angle to complain, baka..
