From a Children's Book.
>Max Von Sydow is Lor San Tekka, a scavenger who lives in Jakku and provides Poe Dameron with information that can help the Resistance defeat the First Order.
>After escaping from Jakku and meeting Han Solo and Chewbacca, Rey and Finn are taken to planet Takodana to meet Maz Kanata. A spy for the First Order alerts them of the group's whereabouts, and Captain Phasma attacks Maz Kanata's palace. Rey and BB-8 are captured by Kylo Ren, while Finn, Han and Chewie are rescued by Poe and his X-Wing squadron.
>Rey is held at the Starkiller Base while Finn, Han and Chewie are taken to the Resistance's headquarters in D'Qar. General Leia decides to use a weapon to destroy the Starkiller Base, but Finn insists on rescuing Rey, so Han and Chewie commandeer the Millennium Falcon to do so against Leia's orders.
Nothing that hasn't been reported, but it's nice to have confirmation.
So Episode IV again.
... Is that acne on his face?
>>62913047
>Finn insists on rescuing Rey, so Han and Chewie commandeer the Millenium Falcon to do so against Leia's orders.
So Rey is not Han and Leia's daughter. A mother won't leave her daughter to die.
wakka wakka
>>62913144
some kinda force sensitive nigga non racists with white savior complex telling people he isn't
>>62913169
So Maz Kanata is an orange.
>>62913131
Surely all of the characters in this fictional story whose actions are created for the specific purpose of propelling a plot forward will act on the same moral and ethical belief system as you.
Thanks OP
>>62913047
>black guy defies white superiors to save damsel in distress
Bravo
>>62913047
>Nothing that hasn't been reported, but it's nice to have confirmation
Nigger that scene by scene presentation on Google Drive leaked all the fucking film and the trailers and leaked pictures have been confirming it 100% ever since.
>>62913249
where is this
>>62913047
How come Han and Leia don't recognize Ray as their daughter, but know that Kylo is their son? Was she the unliked one or something? I really don't have a problem with a female main character, but what's the point of having a BBC as the main character?
>>62913047
Presentation with the whole movie explained scene by scene here:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByQR6taehVh7MUdKLWdLRUx5eG8/view?pli=1
It has been confirmed with every image and trailer so far.
Also check this guy's nose
>>62913299
Just for your dubs
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByQR6taehVh7MUdKLWdLRUx5eG8/view?pli=1
>>62913131
If she already left her to rot on a desert planet for 15 years, she might as well kill her.
>>62913131
But why the hell would Leia be willing to kill Lukes daughter if its a Luke situation where they were tasked with protecting and hiding her in the first place. Its becoming more and more obvious that the truth is its Rey Palpatine
>>62913359
>>62913332
>actually believing this
Do you not see the little percentages, even the guy writing it is saying its fanfiction. Idjiots
>>62913047
>Rey is a damsel in distress
Can't wait to hear what the feminist bloggers will say about this
>>62913669
>But why the hell would Leia be willing to kill Lukes daughter
Maybe she doesn't know, clearly Luke's been off doing his own shit.
I wonder if Rey and Leia would have some sort of force sensitive connection if they meet
>>62913669
>Rey Palpatine
Rey Skywalker.
You fucking damage control shill.
And the leaks are right.
>JJ: "DUDE THAT WAS THE LAST TRAILER, WERE NOT SHOWING ANYMORE NEW FOOTAGE LMAO"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTpdqHbZ7R8&feature=youtu.be
>continually show off more and more footage
fuck fuck fuck
I didn't know Max Von Sydow was going to be in this.
TFA confirmed for 10/10
>>62914175
They're royally fucking up.
At this pace it feels like I've already watched it.
THey're killing the hype.
>>62914242
Terence Stamp was in TPM and it was still shit
>>62914312
>tfw i had no hype
I wish I could get excited for something again. Last one was the first Avengers movie and then I quit following capeshit
>>62913047
>those names
Lucas was better at thinking up names than JJ that's for sure.
>>62914425
I quit capeshit after the first Captain America film and I think I'll quit spaceshit after this Star Wars.
I'm seriously debating wether paying for it or torrenting a screener
>>62914242
TPM had Terence Stamp
Christopher Lee was in AotC
Stop being a gullible retard
>>62914478
None of them was in any Bergman movie
>>62914175
There's literally 2 seconds of new footage in that
>>62914513
What does Bergman have to do with Star Wars?
who would satisfy Rey in bed better, I mean statistically
- a white dude
- Finn
- Chewie
>>62913047
Wait...are they trying to push this shit for awards season?
>>62914608
White man.
Dindu steals her wallet and rapes her.
Chewy rips her legs out of their sockets.
>>62914608
- The crew of the Nostromo when they stumble upon her eggs
>>62914660
what if we throw C3PO into the mix?
>>62914623
It's skipping SAG and all of the critic awards just because muh secrecy top kek
>>62913883
>Maybe she doesn't know
>Leia is Force sensitive
>has not even an inkling of her twin's kid
>>62914175
How is this still not rated?
>>62914478
>Christopher Lee
He was a B movie actor up until the turn of the century... based, but a cult-ish actor, nonetheless.
>>62914712
3PO is not programmed to be a pleasure bot.
>>62913712
That's only problematic when the rescuer is white
They'll applaud this shit since race issues trump sexism issues in their twisted minds
>>62913169
>>62913198
Gune?
>>62914312
but the tv spots aren't for you or anyone that follows even remotely the star wars news. It's for families in their home, old people, normies... you don't have to watch it yourself
>>62913047
>Captain Phasma
>>62913047
>Maz Kanata
>>62913047
>Millennium Falcon
>>62913047
>Poe Dameron
>>62913047
>Kylo Ren
>>62914556
>It's over, Luke. Join the Dark Side.
>>62914608
Why not the Starkiller base crew? It always blew my mind how Leia and Padme were never gangraped
>>62915634
you forget Star Wars is a story for children
>>62915926
So was Hansel & Gretel
>>62914556
How do you not know? It seems impossible to have browsed this board a lot and not heard of The Seventh Seal.
>>62916140
yes, but Hansel & Gretel wasn't a story aimed at children in the 20th century, Star Wars is.
>>62915124
Who /moped /here?
>>62914175
>bb-8 hold on
christ she's worse than hayden
>>62914175
That alien at 8 seconds in is the least realistic I have ever seen in Star Wars
>>62914312
No, stop blaming others for your idiocy.
>Leia willing to nuke Luke's daughter just to get the First Order
Either they're making Leia into a right cunt in this movie, or....Rey is not Luke's daughter......
>>62914447
Oh yeah dexter jetster is a fucking classic name.
>Paople believing Rey is Luke's daughter
Rey is Kyle Katarn's daughter. He's been missing since the destruction of the Jedi Academy at the hands of the Knights of Ren, and Luke will train Finn and Rey and will use them to find him.
>>62913047
Soooo, no luke?
>the resistance
At what point does the "resistance" become a legitimate government and not a rebellion
>>62918078
Once the Empire no longer has control of the Senate and the Courts
>>62917582
They said Leia has apparently gone full blood soldier.
>>62918132
But the empire is the senate.
>>62918132
Even after Episode VI, there is still an Empire?
to be perfectly honest nothing about what's shown so far is exciting or interesting
the only thing that's competently done is using OT design aesthetics so that's on point
but the characters, plot points and overal story bits that leaked are really bland
lmao he looks like JP from Grandmas Boy
>>62918465
Holy shit he does.
>>62918245
Sheev = Senate
Empire = Sheev
Empire = Senate
This all checks out
>>62913712
She subverts the trope by being the true force user of the duo. Finn is kind of incompetent and bumbling, she's the reluctant hero. Turning point is when Kylo kills Han and looks like he's going to kill Finn - Rey takes the saber and stands up to him.
(source: my understanding of reliable leaks from like 3 months ago. Haven't read the recent stuff)
>>62918465
Please. Sit. On. My. Face.
>>62920023
>Han dies and Leia or Luke are nowhere around
If true, fuck this movie.
>>62920210
Hero's sacrifice, new generation, etc. etc.
From the minute they announced his reintroduction to the series we knew what his role would be.
This movie will live or die by the quality of its screenplay. I think Abrams is a hack but I admit that I think his Star Trek movies were well made and had excellent cinematography. If he has a good/great script, Star Wars Episode 7 could have potential.
But here's how I would have constructed the story...
The remnants of the Empire, calling themselves the New Order, and the New Republic have maintained a truce that has lasted for over twenty years after a decade of civil war which followed the Battle of Endor. But beneath their cool exterior, a silent war still blazes as both sides try to get the upper hand.
With the Emperor and Vader gone, the New Order would be like the post WWII Soviet Republic but one that runs based on a facade of efficiency and developing civilization as they use propaganda to portray themselves as a benign and benevolent organization removed from the planet killing fanaticism which they blame on the Sith and why the New Order actively works to keep them out of their ranks for fear that they would take over and try to start another galactic war.
Meanwhile the New Republic, led by Princess Leia, pursues diplomacy while reaching out to civilizations that want to join a system based on fairness and freedom. Caught in the middle are regular people who see benefits and faults in both and who have lived on both sides. People who live within the New Order and appreciate the organized structure but chaff at the overt suspicion, paranoia and blandness (ala Earth in Starship Troopers) that is ever constant while those in the New Republic love their freedom but sometimes wish that their leadership took more direct action against corruption instead of getting bogged down in bureaucracy. Neither system is perfect but there is relative peace while political games, subterfuge and espionage ripple under the surface, committed by pirates, secret agents, double agents, bounty hunters etc...
>>62920449
All of that is threatened when a young NO Trooper discovers that the Sith have infiltrated the higher ranks of the New Order. He barely manages to escape to a nearby planet where he meets a young girl living in poverty but free. He asks her for help to contact the New Republic and she agrees. But each is distrustful of the other while both trade their views on the societies they live in; the drawbacks and benefits. This helps them to bond.
But the new Sith order tries to find this Trooper for fear that he will expose them to the NO Leaders, who are adamant that the Sith be kept out, because if they are discovered it would be their doom. The boy and girl use an old downed Star Destroyer and, using the Troopers technical expertise, they manage to get the communication system going and send a message to the New Republic. The Sith track them down to the Destroyer but the Trooper and the girl are saved by the Millenium Falcon which takes them to the New Republic leadership.
On the way, Captain Han Solo tells them of the Rebellion, Luke, Leia, Vader, the Death Star 1&2 and the Force. Neither the Trooper or the girl have heard any of this information because, in the New Order, the general public are kept ignorant of the Empires history while also downplaying the Force as a myth so as to keep people from reaching out to it and coming under its influence for either good or bad. The girl grew up on the desert planet where the Trooper found her and she also wasn't privy to any of this information which is hard to come by in that part of the Galaxy.
>>62920485
Once at the home world of the new Republic, Han and Leia are re-united but all is not well as neither have seen each other in quite some time, having fallen out many years ago. Leia and the NR leaders interrogate the Trooper and try to ascertain if what he says is true. They can't take the chance of the Sith once again gaining power and contact the NO's leaders who don't believe the NR and accuse them of trying to start another war. But one of the upper NO officers is in cahoots with the Sith, who have threatened him and his family, who now have to make their move, having been discovered. The NR puts a team together of agents who, along with the Trooper, the girl, Han, Chewie investigate coordinates that the Trooper discovered containing some sort of secret installation.
On the way to the coordinates, we learn that the reason why Han and Leia broke up was because of their son. He was force sensitive and wanted to learn, so Luke took him as his apprentice which is where he learned how Anakin Skywalker, his grandfather, became Darth Vader. But he turned to the dark side having been corrupted by ambition and a thirst for power, fueled by the whisperings of Han and Leia’s handmaiden and nanny, who herself was a Sith agent, trained by the Emperor and who swore that she would take revenge by turning Han and Leah’s child against them. After falling out with his parents, the child went out on his own to seek knowledge and power. Han blamed Luke for this, which is why they haven’t spoken to each other in some time, and also contributed to his break-up with Leia. Meanwhile, their son travelled, learned the ways of the dark side of the force and began to recruit his own followers. They hatched a plan to infiltrate the New Order and, having done so, eventually discovered a secret Empire installation dedicated to experimental weapons design, long abandoned.
>>62913047
How bad-ass is Darth Jar Jar? Who does he kill?
>>62920518
This installation is where Han, Leia, the Trooper and the girl are going and, once there, they find that it’s fully operational and discover that, before it was shut down, the Empire was excavating the planet and trying to make it mobile, kinda like a Death Star but without the need to build it from the ground up, using the planets core as an energy source. But the real innovation was their new weapon. Typical of the Sith, blowing up planets got to be old hat, so a new weapon was developed, a cannon that could cause a sun to go supervova and able to take out an entire solar system. When Han and Co. discover this, they call in the cavalry which arrives and a battle ensues. It appears that the day has been won but an armada arrives, lead by Han and Leia’s son, who is now a Sith Lord, and his elite guard who massacre the New Republic troops. Han is murdered by his own son, who is about to kill Leia when Luke appears out of nowhere to defend her.
Ren retreats, while Luke is busy with his followers, and enters the control room of the installation, setting the canon to fire at the nearby sun. He locks the controls and destroys them. Having wipes out the Sith guard, Luke tells Leia to not wait for him. She protests but he blames himself for Ren turning to the darkside. Ren enters a hangar bay and is confronted by Luke. They battle before Ren is defeated and then pleads with Luke, that they need to escape, but Luke tells him that he has no intention of leaving and cuts Ren down. The canon fires and the sun implodes. Leia, the Trooper and the girl escape. Luke calls Leia, tells her that he’s sorry for everything, and that he loves her, before the planet is destroyed.
>>62920543
The ending is a bittersweet one. Leia lost her brother and the love of her life. But there is peace as the new Order accepts her report of what happened. The NO commander who was in league with the Sith is executed while their leader his actions. Peace has been restored but at a price while the battle between good and evil continues…..
THE END
>>62920366
>Hero's sacrifice, new generation, etc. etc.
I know, but from the story perspective having Luke and Leia find out after the fact is shitty. Probably at that point the movie is nearing the end and they'll be setting up the sequel or having a medal giving ceremony (or whatever homage Abrams chooses to end the movie with) so Leia crying or Luke getting an exposition dump about his dead friend would be a tonal clash.
It fucks up Chewie as well. He only works if Han is around. I'm not sure outside 3PO if any other character understands him. And watching him mope in the Falcon for the next 2 movies isn't good. Then again with the grieving time of SW characters in previous movies being about 7 minutes (most of that off screen) I guess he'd be back in action in no time.
>>62916616
That's Nien Nunb you motherfucker
>>62920712
cont.
I mean I'm no screenwriter so what do I know, but I think it be good to have at least one (English speaking) friend of Han there when he dies. Nobody gives a fuck if Rey tells the news to Leia. Even more if it her daughter she just dumped on a sandball for her entire life. Luke on the other hand? Powerful scene.
>>62914768
>Leia is force sensitive
>So is Luke
>they kiss anyway
yeah, nah. I don't think they can tell if people are related.
>>62914312
>being this dumb
I haven't watched anything since the 2nd teaser. I am so hype. Might watch the trailer the day I go see it.
>>62920801
hehehehe
>>62918465
>mfw Kylo Ren is revealed to be a droid
>>62913047
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Does anyone think Kylo Ren would've made a better protag? Imagine a vader fanboy who is obsessed with the dark side. Although never trained by the Sith he gains some powers and grows throughout the movie into his own character, eventually turning to the light or embracing both sides. He could have a lightsaber duel with Luke at some point, no need for Luke turning evil in some contrived plot.
>>62921190
Did I ask if you cared, faggot?
>>62921190
The "I am a fucking nobody but let me tell you how I would have handled this billion dollar franchise that no one would let me near because I'm a useless idiot" posters are the best ones anon.
>>62921602
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>>>62920449
noones gonna read that shit so just fuck off
DAMSEL IN DISTRESS STORY?
MISOGINY!
RAPE!
IT'S 2015!
>>62913359
>>62913332
>Han AND Finn die
ehhhh I'm doubting that. Although maybe they did a quick reshoot to kill off Finn since no one is buying his action figure.
>>62922307
Finn doesn't die. He's "mortally" wounded and ends up in a medbay like the end of ep V.
Funny how mortal wounds are easy to recover from in movies.
>>62914471
>>62914425
>comparing Star Wars to capeshit.
There's something fucking wrong with kids these days.
>Rey is a fake name
>Finn is a fake name
>Kylo is a fake name
Got dam at this poetry
>>62922531
Agreed. SW is way worse than capeshit.
>>62922531
they're both made for children you fucking pleb
>Max Von Sydow
>Star Wars
cool
>damsel in distress saved by a man
Not going to watch this awful movie
EVERY single "empowered" woman in film ends up being a plot device for the man to prove how superior he is
Its archaic and pathetic and most of all sickening to watcg
I am so tired and saddened by this fucking happening all the time
I'm so sick of it it's so upsetting
>>62922531
35 year old Manchild detected
>>62921780
>implying I didn't enjoy reading those
Fuck off
>>62920543
You are doing Gods work "CreepThinMan"