What do you guys think of the View Askewniverse movies?
>>62911165
I ate that shit up in high school. But now I only really like Clerks and Mallrats.
>inb4 smith is literally resdit the director
>>62911165
Clerks>>>>>everything else.
>>62911264
He's fine.
I'm looking forward to seeing Mallrats 2 and Clerks 3.
>>62911165
Claire Forlani was so fine. Kevin Smith has patrician taste in women.
>>62911165
Love them all for different reasons. Clerks and Dogma are my personal favorites.
A cancer on cinema.
>>62913095
On the contrary
>>62914288
A cinema on cancer?
>>62911165
I don't care what everyone's says, Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back is still one of the funniest comedies of the 00's.
Clerks>J&B>Dogma>Clerks2>>>Mallrats>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chasing Amy
>>62914642
It's definitely one of the most quotable.
Does Jersey Girl count?
>>62914829
>It was the first film written and directed by Smith not to be set in the View Askewniverse and the first not to feature appearances by Jay and Silent Bob
Yes.
>>62914672
Chasing Amy was pretty based bro
Clerks, mallrats, and chasing amy are decent. I just rewatched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back recently and it was absolutely painful to watch
Clerks > Dogma > Mallrats >>>> Chasing Amy >>>> JSBSB >>>> Clerks 2
First 3 are essential 90s core
Both Clerks are great, otherwise not so great.
>>62915099
>clerks 2 that low
Come on, pickle fucker
I literally wanted to be Brody from Mallrats when I was in high school.
He was so cool to me.
This fucking scene man
>>62915535
The go-kart scene was better
I enjoyed all of those. Thats about it though, its just fun disposable entertainment. No need to take a stance on the merits of its blah blah blah.
>>62911165
>clerks
3/5
>mallrats
1/5
>chasing amy
0/5
>dogma
2.5/5
>jay and silent bob
2/5
>clerks 2
0/5
>>62911165
OMG I'm so tired of those '90s and '00s kids who never read anything in their life and their favorite movie is Fight Club to say Dogma is a smart movie.
It is barely even watchable if you are not retarded or 12 year old.
Clerks 2 was ruined by the musical number.
Was it supposed to be a substitute for the hokey game of the first one?
>>62916467
Shit taste
>>62911165
Kevin Smith should've quit while he was ahead.
Dogma was pretty great.
I didn't like the first Clerks.
>tfw MallBrats and Clerks 3
>>62916763
>MallBrats
Neat.
Just imagine Brodie freaking out at the kids in the mall.
>>62911235
>now I only really like Clerks and Mallrats.
For me it's Dogma and Chasing Amy
>>62916887
I really want to see Brodie raging like some old guy at "kids these days"
I want to watch Clerks 3 if only to hear Randall bitch about #BLM while Dante gets comically offended.
>>62918592
>escalator kid is one of the teens he'll rage at
>>62918980
>teens
that kid will be at least 25 bro
>>62919038
Damn, time flies
Snoochie boochies
Any fellow ants here?
>>62916763
I don't know how a sequel to mall days would work because literally no one goes to the mall anymore and clerks II was the cancerous wart on Kevin smiths ass so why would anyone even fund a third movie
>>62916467
How hard were you fucking tipping that fedora when you posted this?
>>62921499
>no one goes to the mall anymore
I do
>>62914779
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER
Clerks > Clerks 2 > Chasing Amy > Mallrats > Dogma > J&B
kevin smith is a shit talker and his movies suck
>>62921499
My local mall is always packedwith kids sitting in the rest areas messing with their phones for hours
Clerks and Dogma are the ones I can come back to, and I like 'em a lot
Clerks 2 and Chasing Amy were pretty okay viewing experiences the first watch but they're not really movies I'd get a lot out of revisiting
>>62911165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9qAqwIW704
He'll always have a lifetime pass for me for his run from Clerks to JASBSB. They are all great movies.
clerks and dogma are really good, havent seen the rest
tusk sucked
>>62916490
But Fight Club was a book like 90% of other films
>>62914672
>Pacific Rim
>Nolan Batman
>Judge Dredd
>Game of Thrones
All of those things are great
>>62916515
It's because Kevin Smith wanted to make a Baywatch movie, and every other Baywatch episode had a musical montage.
