How come Chewbacca didn't get a medal?
They gave him cookies
>>62902116
Cause Star Wars is racist
because he was actually a SITH LORD
if you notice these segments he lets out a yell everytime something important happens
nigga aint an human
How come Leia was the only woman in the whole movie?
How come aliens weren't among all the rebel forces?
How come the main location of alien presence was dubbed a "hive of scum and villainy"?
How come both the 'bad guys' and the 'good guys' both use derogatory terms to describe Chewbacca in the same scene?
How come every human in the movie is white?
What could be the meaning behind this subtext?
Leia fucking hates Wookies.
>>62902090
same reason hes standing one stair lower
In the comic version he does get one but Leia has to stand on a table because he is so tall.
>>62902193
In the comic version Luke and Leia are basically lovers.
>>62902090
Luke and Han actually piloted the ships that won the battle. What did Chewie do? If you just happen to be aboard a spaceship that's engaged in a battle, do you deserve a medal?
>>62902193
And apparently this is him getting the medal afterwards because it wouldn't have been dignity of her to stand on a table in front of the whole rebellion. Thats the canon reason.
>>62902205
>>62902193
Damn Chewie is swole af
What's his routine
Racism, she (yes she, look it up) wasn't a human or human creation
>>62902216
everyone involved deserves a medal to be honest
pretty disgusting they're only giving awards to people who did well instead of everyone who tried
baka i hope JJ fixes this
>>62902232
Murdering Stormtroopers and snorting deathsticks.
>>62902189
You King of the Jews!
>>62902090
In some new canon thing Chewbacca has a medal shown or mentioned after-the-fact, but he did get one.
>>62902183
>How come every human in the movie is white?
>How come aliens weren't among all the rebel forces?
>>62902262
ARE YOU WHAT THEY SAY YOU ARE?
HOW COME PORKINS DIDNT GET A MEDAL? HE GAVE THE ULTIMATE SCRIFICE
HOW COME BIGGS DIDNT GET A MEDAL, HE WAS PROTECTING LUKE TO MAKE THE SHOT, AND THEY DIDNT GIVE HIM A MEDAL OR HONOR HIM OR SHIT
>>62902183
>How come aliens weren't among all the rebel forces?
Look into some of the NuCanon things, which show Twi'leks and Besalisks in the Rebellion. Not to mention other alien races that I can't remember names to.
>How come the main location of alien presence was dubbed a "hive of scum and villainy"?
Because it's a cantina, which usually houses unlimited degeneracy.
>>62902312
Because neither of them were banging the princess.
>>62902312
>PORKINS
Nigga would have just ate that shit.
>>62902116
aww
>>62902216
Co-piloted the Falcon and helped save Leia from execution.
>>62902312
Porkins had the Subway sub of the month named after him, "The Pulled Porkins"
>be cast in Star Wars
>finish filming
>had big role as starfighter pilot
>go to the premier with your whole family
>finally get to your scenes
>the post-production voiceover names you Porkins
>>62902238
Unless Xhe is genderfluid you're full of shit
>>62902481
>be cast as one of three main character in a brand new star wars trilogy
>finish filming the first episode
>go to the premier with my family and all my best buds
>finally get to see my scenes
>I have like 5 minutes out of the whole 2 hours
>>62902472
>"The Pulled Porkins"
I would buy that sandwich.
>>62902090
This always pissed me off as a kid.
>>62902205
Give us one panel that proves it.
![Star+Wars+%25235+-+Kiss[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eBzH5DB.png "Star+Wars+%25235+-+Kiss[1].png")
>>62904241
You didn't want proof, you just wanted to see incest. Pervert.
>>62902183
>How come every human in the movie is white?
>>62902090
HES A NIGGER! A NIGGER!
>>62904352
...I'm not sure if anyone other than Obi is white in that shot...
>>62902090
Never again will a scene like this ever occur in a film without being multi-ethnic.
>>62904384
the empire was speciest and sexist but was it also racist?
did they not want darkies?
>>62904404
I personally think they were at least fine with all humans. When there are so many other variables to discriminate against, who's really going to reject a human for a skin tone?
>>62904314
To be fair to the comic creators the romatic tension was real in the first two movies. I'm pretty much convinced the Leia is Luke's sister twist was just Lucas trying to rationalize why there was no longer a romantic interest for Luke with Han cockblocking him.
>>62904450
scriptfag coming through
in one rough draft for the star wars, luke and leia are cousins and when he says goodbye to the family to go fight the empire, he goes to kiss her, then stops and hugs her instead, and leia is written as being "visibly disappointed"
the wincest vibe was real
>>62902193
You mean he didn't kneel before royalty and required her to get on a fucking table!?
>>62902090
he did get a medal you dunce, read smuggler's run.
>>62902183
>How come every human in the movie is white?
Because the movie was made before black slaves were imported to America.
>>62905360
>reading fan fiction
>>62902090
pets don't get medals
>>62905397
because they are higly developed
ITS IN HIS LEFT PAW YOU DUMB FUCK OP
EVERYONE KNOWS THIS
>>62902090
Why didn't any of the surviving pilots get a medal? Han Solo literally participated for 3 seconds and still got a medal
>>62902090
How come Wedge Antilles isn't up there? He was a survivor of the trench run, and did more than Han.
