>Bean and playboy model girlfriend are at the pub for a few drinks
>They step outside for a smoke
>a passerby yells something disrespectful to his woman.
>Bean steps up knocks him around
>The guys stabs Bean then runs.
>Bean and his woman walk back into bar and the bartender wraps a rag around the stab wound and bean orders some more drinks.
Why are Brits so alpha?
>>62892173
only bean is, the rest are literal fucbois only they are ugly as fuck
So he didn't die in the end?
Bean has died so many times he has learned to overcome the fear of death and embrace it.
>>62892569
DROPPED!
>>62892173
>Why are Brits so alpha?
Yeah, Russell Brand is your average lumberjack.
>>62892173
>why are brits so alpha
Because they're frickin' insane, that's why. Only a madman would jump headfirst into an inhospitable wilderness, turn hostile savages into educated bureaucrats who partner with their conquerors to become the richest commercial enterprise on the continent. Not once, but several times. Mad dogs and Englishmen and all that, you know.
>>62892618
![article-1353787-0D0B7CEF000005DC-402_634x312[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HCNqmgo.jpg "article-1353787-0D0B7CEF000005DC-402_634x312[1].jpg")
>Why are brits so alpha?
>>62892618
Russell Brand looks exactly like the Pharisee Caiaphas from "Jesus Christ Superstar". whenever i see him i imagine he's about to arrange for Jesus to be arrested.
>>62892211
Pretty much this. Also, he's northern.
>Why are Brits so alpha?
Maybe you should ask Quentin Crisp.
>>62892173
He's from Sheffield so he's probably used to getting stabbed in pubs.
>>62892173
Sissy Southern Boys wish they were manly as the North.
>>62892173
england was built by savage cunts, but there's also a lot of french fuccbois
>>62892173
>Why are Brits so alpha?
They aren't.
