If you gave someone a love potion, would that count as rape? The movies never address this question
>>62887060
>love potion
you mean a roofie?
it just caused infatuation not love
is there a flatulence potion?
Dumb question and who cares? Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects?all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>But at least the books are ggood though!
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
>>62887185
>Eeeee Eee Eeee
>>62887185
>Ayn Rand
>God Tier
lol Amerifat confirmed
Why would you need a love potion?
If Rowling wrote anything like what actual people would do, there would be brothels in the Harry Potter universe.
Me? I'd buy a hundred house elves, you know, because I can do that and they're literally slaves. Then i'd mass brew polyjuice potion, and all customers would have to do is bring in a hair of someone they wanted to fuck. Cute girl that works in your magical store? Just collect one of the thousands of hairs that humans shed every day. As the proprietor of this brothel, I could literally offer you any human being in the magical universe to fuck, even a catgirl if you're into that, and charge I don't know. Ten thousand galleons a fuck? Its not like theres any other economy besides working in a shop, doing research or working at hogwarts.
>>62887185
>Catch-22 not god tier
What an abysmal fucking list
>>62887163
Yes it's called Mexican food.
>>62887163
Muggles figured out refried beans a long time ago
Just slip some refried beans into someone's drink and 0-4 hours later, flatulence! How embarrassing for them
they covered it a bit more in the books, voldemort was basically a love potion rape baby.
who cares cocksmooch
grow up and worry about real art
