Any guesses what the story will be about?
BIG
Probably about them having to fight off the evil white man trying to civilize their town and take advantage of their natural resources
or something
>>62886549
black friendship and overcoming racial diversity
>>62886549
CULTURAL
>>62886532
he's a big guy
>>62886581
This. It'll all be a giant HURR COLONIALISM IS BAD shitshow.
>>62886581
something like this, maybe with an animal sidekick
PINEAPPLES
>>62886589
But they're both of the same color
>>62886639
clicked on this thinking it would say brazzers
>>62886608
but colonialism is bad, anon.
I thought it was about them fighting a volcano or something
Also, his thum is almost as thick as her forearm, imagine how bad he'd destroy her pussy
>>62886639
A FUCKING DECADE
>>62886677
islanders have tiny penis
How can she fit the princess line?
>>62886639
Fuck. Off. Reddit.
>>62886581
the mountain called monkey had spoken
>>62886726
Kill yourself
>>62886659
Only if you're a limp dicked liberal numale or a tumblr feminist. Colonialism is directly responsible for the world you live in today. Billions of shitskins can thank colonialism for advancing them thousands of years and thrusting them into civilization.
>>62886532
why does she have actual clothing and he's wearing a rope with leaves strung through it?
Is this historically accurate?
the chick is really hot...
>>62886639
>loss
>>62886770
No, you kill yourself with you Tim Kekley memeshit.
>>62886532
family values something something natures spirit
>>62886532
The girl still looks white
>>62886639
Subtle trolling is best.
>>62886532
>Ctrl+f "ancient hawaiian dicking"
>zero results
I knew /tv/ was full of newfags but this is just astounding
>>62887050
>full of newfags
Found the newfag
>>62886532
girl gets kidnapped, hardened island dindu has to rescue her, but does so halfway through the plot and is surprised by her strong independent resiliency and softens up and they become fast friends
in a flashback it's revealed the girl's dad died
anyway at the end of the movie they beat the bad guy and the rock adopts her or some shit
>>62886979
>curly wavy hair
>dark brown skin
ok, I guess I'm white too.
>>62886589
They don't even look Black, you fucking mongoloid. You probably think every Asian person is Chinese.
>>62886532
They already stated the plot in an interview. Its basically the girl sailing around to different islands, looking for the gods of her people.
it's a Disney movie
Someone dies in the beginning and there is a happy ending.
>>62887221
>Disney movie
>Someone diesI counter with Frozen
>>62887234
Their parents die in the first 15 minutes.
>>62886759
There was no sound
>>62886532
>that male body
unrealistic standards for males desu.
>>62887156
Every asian person is chinese, Xu.
>>62886532
his fist is bigger than her head
Cast Member at Disneyland here. One of the animators came into the park the other day and we were talking about the movie, and he let it slip that the script is going through a ton of rewrites. Whatever we get in the end isn't going to be good, that much I'm sure of.
>>62887170
Turns out the gods were the evil white man pretending that he was a god on each island so they left offerings of food and gold and he lived in comfort whilst they were opressed.
Moving furniture since that's all samoans are good at.
>>62886532
Why the fuck does the guy look like a weird freak but the girl looks like a human
>>62886581
White University of Hawaii student here, I can assure you this is what it will be about. Being white, this is all I hear especially in classes
>Protip: If youre white dont come to hawaii
>>62887328
Frozen went through dozens of rewrites and re-recordings and grossed a billion in the box office
>>62887156
Should we go back to using Mongoloid, Zhou?
>>62887465
Because it's still 3D cartoon.
>>62887050
Maybe because we don't spend our time browsing 10 year old ED pages for the freshest memes you edgy teen faggot
For real though: It will be about ancient Polynesians making the thousands of mile journey from Melanesia to early Hawaii and about their ancient pagan customs, the gods and goddesses of the island, this girl overcoming the strict gendered hierarchical Hawaiian society, etc.
>>62887271
There was no time.
>>62887466
>found the haole
Maybe if less of you came over here and acted like entitled fags you wouldn't have such a problem. Stay dry today senpai.
>>62887543
Which is why this post belongs in /co/
Why the fuck do people keep posting Disney and Rick-Morty threads here? Is it just redditors who don't know the boards?
>>62887466
But Hawii Five-0 has told me tht if I'm white in Hawaii, I'm the fucking king and will have a fat criminal sidekick that makes sick shrimps
>>62886532
>Any guesses what the story will be about?
Pocahontas with voodoo stuff.
>>62886639
Kek Tim Buckley is an asshat
