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>The dose of reality comes upon tracking the last three weeks available on the ratings front.
>Outside of Colbert’s opening week, NBC’s Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show have beaten his CBS competition every week with plenty of room to spare.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/colbert-drops-to-3rd-place-behind-kimmel-as-new-poll-shows-cbs-host-alienating-audiences/
>>62883031
>jimmy's unrustled
>>62883031
>Per The Hollywood Reporter‘s survey of 1000 late-night viewers aged 18-65, only 17 percent of those identified themselves as Republican watch Colbert, while attracting 47 percent of those who identify as Democrats, a 30-point gap.
kek, Conservatives just can't handle the banter
conan was the only good one
BRING CRAIG FERGUSON BACK PLEASE
>>62883031
Lost any interest in him when he has a feminist author on his show, he pretty much kissed her feet while she declared NASA as a "white man's only" club throughout the 60's.
>>62883065
Don't you have a University safe space to run to when you can't handle the banter?
>>62883031
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE
Fallon is fucking awful
>watching any of these shows to begin with
>>62883196
Millenials like him
>>62883065
What an interesting rationalization.
>>62883188
>privileged oppressive white male NASA of the 60s
>lands men on the moon
>multicultural feminist NASA today
>...?
I personally like the fact that he focuses on politics so much, but I can see the typical late night viewers wanting him to talk more about celebrities and doing funny "hip hop skits" or whatever the fuck Fallon does.
>>62883279
yeah, Colbert shouldn't be ashamed about being 3rd in the ratings, his show isn't for the usual plebs who want to see Mr. fake-laugh doing his ebin lipsync battles
>>62883282
yeah that argument won't work familam
our GDP is much higher today than it was
>>62883246
>Budget of NASA in the 60's: 4% of the Federal Budget
>Budget of NASA in the 2010's: 0.5% of the Federal Budget
>>62883031
JUST FUCK MY CAREER AND THE LEGACY OF THE LATE SHOW UP
>>62883328
>what is inflation
back then you could also buy a new Cadillac for $6000
I cant understand it either. Kimmel is ok, but Fallon is just a retard doing retarded stuff.
He doesn't seem happy. It's like he only took the job because it was a famous position and it would give him a lot of money but it just doesn't look like he's really having fun.
>>62883328
>our GDP is much higher today than it was
>>62883331
Maybe if women and minorities were greater visionaries that would be higher.
>>62883279
At 11pm after a long day at work people want to be entertained, not grilled with politics.
>>62883328
His 1st term literally started at one of America's lowest economic periods, of course it would go up.
>>62883185
this 2bh pls
>>62883031
Colbert's fanbase is mostly young and liberal. There is no group of people less likely to watch late night talk shows than young liberals.
>>62883282
>Budget of NASA in the 60s
5.9 Billions
>Budget of NASA in the 2010s
18 Billions
>>62883031
it should have been Craig Ferguson.
you can't deny this, but they choosed Colbert.
>>62883396
>Maybe if women and minorities were greater visionaries that would be higher.
What greater vision do you need than sending people to another planet in our solar system?
The truth is that the government doesn't care about space exploration anymore because the US doesn't have a competitor like the Soviet Union, the whole space race was just a dick-waving contest.
Also the economy in the 1960's was flourishing and people looked bright into the future so there was more money to spend on things like NASA. If nowadays the government would announce they'd spend more than $100 billion on space exploration the voters would go apeshit yelling "Durr how dare they give so much money to NASA instead of creating jobs and fixing the economy!"
>>62883451
>choosed
chose*
>>62883331
>>Budget of NASA in the 2010's: 0.5% of the Federal Budget
Th-thanks, Obama...
Republicans on suicide watch.
>>62883031
>watching any late night teevee
c'mon now
>DUDE CATHOLICS ARE FUCKING PANSYS LMAO
Why did the white catholic males get represented by a guy who would be working as a hair dresser if not for the daily show
He is the most feminine 'man' ever
>>62883031
His main audience left for Netflix/Streaming years ago and moving to late night didn't help anything.
>>62883451
I want Marty to be my boyfriend. I'll tame his lust.
>>62883451
i love Craig but he would have tanked in the ratings even worse than Colbert. His style of humour would never work with a mainstream audience.
I intended to follow Colbert over, but after watching a few minutes of the first episode the pace killed everythng for me.
You could tell everything was open ended to fill time and made the jokes fall flat, especially when quickly followed by another of the same tone.
Anyway i hope he gets over his Old school TV fetish and returns to Comedy Central for Colbert Report 2.0
first week felt like he was trying to accomplish something but then it just became regular late night formula
still don't understand why anyone would watch fallon though, it's the same tired formula shit except dumber
The Hunger Games segments are fucking awful and shameless sponsored content now that the movie is about to come out. Notice how he's also talking about Star Wars every single night too.
>>62883031
Larry Wilmore should take over for him.
he's been having excellent guest lineups that arent the standard boring AF actor, actor, band and he's an excellent interviewer, if anything they need to cut down on the comedy segments and go all in on the interviews.
>>62886651
He already has very little comedy segments compared to other late night shows.
It's usually:
4-5 minutes opening monologue
10 minutes talking about politics at his desk
15 minutes first guest
10 minutes second guest
5 minutes music performance
>>62883410
5.9 Billion in 1960 adjusted for inflation is 47.4 Billion in 2015.
18 Billion today would worth 2.2 Billion in 1960.
>>62885054
this
also the millenial pandering memerific le reference jokes obviously not written by him just sound fucking awful coming from him because he looks like a dignified man in his 50s. I don't know how much younger Fallon really is, but Fallon does come off as a manchild so the same jokes coming from him do not sound as insincere (that's what I'm guessing since I refuse to watch a single second of Fallon's shit)
>>62883031
He really needs to stop attempting to emulate the report and just be himself without the total liberalism bull
>>62887505
then why doesn't NASA just deflate their money jfc
>>62883483
Space is our future. The human race will be extinguished if we don't figure out a way to make long term space flight possible.
you watch too many movies....
Colbert is literally just making fun of Trump every episode. It's stupid. Fallon is the only one that puts on a good show.
>>62883185
Different show.
>>62889607
plebs can only think in the short term
>this is the person that time nominated to person of the year
>can't even keep up with the late night hosts
>>62883185
>ferguson
Why? He was so irrelevant. He's on the CW now doing game shows because no one watched him or cared.
>>62883761
>implying NBC Conan wasn't as based as it gets
>>62890617
At least he won an Emmy
>>62883065
every single show on /tv/ is liberal, people are just annoyed at beating a dead horse
>>62883031
>republicants
>>62891197
he's not republican idiot
>>62883031
He's got twice the ratings of Letterman episodes from the same night last year.
He's a huge success and nobody gives a shit about late night ratings. You're so rustled it's pathetic.
>>62883451
i don't think i'd enjoy a neutered craig forcing himself to care about whatever project the hottest celeb of the moment is shilling
Are there seriously people who use the internet that aren't liberal? I've assumed all these conservatives are trolling.
It's like... How can you be online where information and facts are at the touch of your fingertips and somehow believe that abortion is bad, guns for everyone is good, or gay people are faking it, or that minimum wage is for highschoolers?
I mean, fuck, I know I'm a hippie, but is there a person alive who doesn't realize that socialism and legalization if drugs and sex are the only possible direction for things to go?
You have to be stupid to think O'Reilly or Trump have good ideas. Last decent Republican was Barry Goldwater. Just a bunch of religion-pandering facists who don't understand what facism is...
John Oliver, Bill Maher, and Jon Stewart are literally the most ACCURATE news sources in the nation... Since the so-called "liberal news" doesn't actually fucking exist.
Hate those liberal talking heads all you want. Prove them wrong, you can't.
>>62891635
>How can you be online where information and facts are at the touch of your fingertips and somehow believe that abortion is bad, guns for everyone is good, or gay people are faking it, or that minimum wage is for highschoolers?
The problem is that you actually think politicians care about these issues, instead of just using them to sway emotional, surface-level voters. You probably think that all those Republicans really do believe in Jesus.
It's all about money and foreign policy. The rest is just theatrics for the sake of the election. Republicans are savvy, cynical, shameless manipulators when it comes to that side of things, and it can definitely leave a bad taste in your mouth. But when it comes to the actual major responsibilities of a politician, they're usually a bit more grounded and aware of reality.
They make a big deal of their opinions during debates, but at the end of the day, these social issues are decided by the people and by the courts. The President has very little to do with it.
>>62891635
SJWs make being liberal look awful.
Why did Colbert do this? Late Night is nearly dead, and the only people doing well are human memes. You cannot do the old-style charming banter and musings. Is he just a complete idiot and thought this was a good direction for his career? Or was he given so much money it didn't matter if he was out of a job in five years?
>>62884802
Can you dress up and be my Marty? I'll be very romantic, but also a little mean.
>>62889607
But will it matter if we don't give Blacks the chance to flunk out of school and get fired?
>>62892239
Colbert is also a human meme.
>>62883031
https://youtu.be/nqAco8a7vEE
>>62892394
Then he is a meme, but not a meme machine. He became a meme, but every facet of his life is not a series of memes.
>>62892239
Without Stewart as a lead in, he would have been fucked on CC.
>>62883055
nice
>>62891635
>facists who don't understand what facism is
Neither do you apparently.
>Tries to Stump The Trump
>Ends up with a roasted rump
>>62883055
Should have been "Jimmys' unrustled" surely?
Otherwise good one
THIS DATA IS FROM THE WEEK COLBERT WAS OFF THE AIR, RETARDS.
HIS RERUNS CAME THIRD.
>>62891635
All the access to statistical facts and information on the internet is what made me right-wing.
>>62893137
Yes, the way the internet is set up, you can confirm and reinforce any bias. Everything you agree with is right, everything you don't agree with is propaganda, and everything else doesn't exist.
He'd be better if he at least tried to not be turbo liberal. I tried watching his premiere and I didn't actually finish it because it's boring so now I occasionally record episodes if someone interesting is being interviewed. Never watched late night shows before either so idk if they're all boring.
>>62893137
this. Unfortunately, people still think their fee-fees trump factual arguments. No amount of facts in the world will change some peoples' opinions.
>>62891635
>/pol/ is satire
>>62883396
>a long day at work
top fucking kek
>>62891635
You're right of course but people here won't get it.
>>62883031
>pander just to the left instead of both sides
>wonder why things went JUST
I hoped you were smarter than that, Steve.
i really like colbert. colbert report was the only political satire that made me lol. i thought his new show would ruin it for me but because he doesn't have to be in character i like in a different way. i really like cobert.
>>62891635
>Generalizing Republicans
>Using John Oliver as an example of a good liberal
3/10, people replied to you.
>>62891635
Master baiter detected.
>>62883031
He went from being a satire of right wing blowhards like O'Reilly to being a straight up SJW. Old Colbert would never let this kind of shit fly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yzGA_glnkM
>>62892399
does colbert hate bill? this is the moment where he lost me, i'm not a huge fan of maher but trying to convert him is just gross.
>>62893137
same desu
>>62891635
>You have to be stupid to think O'Reilly or Trump have good ideas.
Trump opposes the TPP and NAFTA. Are you a free trade libertarian retard, that you think fighting both of those isn't a good idea?
>>62895731
Wow, this cunt has power in the government. Go to hell cunt.
>>62883196
Has anyone noticed that Fallon is much more baritone and detached? Is he depressed or something? Did producers tell him to stop being so damn peppy?
>>62891635
>John Oliver, Bill Maher, and Jon Stewart are literally the most ACCURATE news sources in the nation
my eyes get dimmer knowing that there are actual people who actually believe this other than this troll post
>>62891635
10/10
