>Everything could have been prevented if she had simply placed the phone call asking about the I-Rex's location before sending everyone into the cage
Bravo, women.
>>62881077
she so cute though, I can't stay mad at her :3
this isnt even autism its the first thing i thought of when watching this shit movie and it makes the whole thing even worse
like that thing could fucking escape with no one noticing
god this movie was trash
>>62881077
IF the I-rex is meant to be on display why give it the ability to become invisible?
>>62881077
She never told anyone to go into the paddock, that was StarLord's decision, and she wanted them out as soon as she learned they were in there.
>>62881146
Charge 15 dollars for special infrared goggles.
>>62881077
no she didnt send Pratt into the cage, that was his own idiotic idea
she should have phoned from the Paddock itself though
Everything could have been prevented if no one had written this shit made-for-TV level of quality movie.
>"she remembered where they put the tracker"
To an animal it's a fucking splinter not a piece of tracking technology.
>>62881146
because evil army wanted camouflage and BDWong didnt pass that info along
>>62881198
Am I the only one who felt like she was pulling orgasm faces during her freak out there?
>>62881240
Owen wants to sound smart at all times
>>62881251
Yeah it's just you.
Why the fuck do they make the dinosaur pens and walls so small, THESE ARE FUCKING DINOSAURS
>>62881251
women's emotions are closely tied together and as a result pleasure and fear are often indistinguishable.
>>62881272
it didnt seem to the problem in this park
the doors however should close quick
>>62881270
>>62881291
Her seat was vibrating
>>62881417
I forgot sarcasm doesn't work on the internet
>>62881077
One thing that took me out of the movie is Hamada, an Asian leading an elite killing squad. I mean, where the hell have you seen an asian lead a bunch of killers? I can get that the lead scientist is asian since they're smart and stuff but an asian lead in an elite kill team? c'mon. totally took me out of the movie
>>62881591
*kaff kaff*
*crickets*
*tumbleweed*
>>62881077
In all seriousness, when the movie ended I wondered if no one was going to sue her for her responsability in the countlesses deaths she provoked.
>>62881636
is there anyone even still alive in a position of authority to sue her?
Why the fuck would you think dinosaurs would be a good "weapon"? Sure in 1v1 combat they'd possibly win.
But guess what? If I know I'm fighting an army with dinosaurs (fucking kek) I'm rolling around in tanks and armoured vehicles, with claymores on top and bushmaster canons and tearing the dinos a new butthole.
It's like an imaginative 7 year old decided army men would want a dino army. Fucking weak
>>62881705
there's more to warfare than how many tanks and claymores you can use
domesticated dinos would be pretty god damn efficient infantry. don't forget we've used dogs in war before.
>>62881591
Was this meant to be funny?
>>62881417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtCOJ0CRSN0
The only bullshit thing in JW is the pen door. That thing literally crumbled like a cracker when it closed on the i-rex.
>>62881077
all shit-goes-wrong movies require dumb decisions for them to work
>>62881738
In a limited role, and dogs have been domesticated for generations.
Don't cry when my LAV equipped with a bushmaster tears your dino to pieces
>>62881591
>tfw Hamada scene
>>62881146
Haven't seen it since theaters but IIRC the camoflague wasn't intentional and just a side effect of one of the DNA's they used
>>62882001
dinos would be able to be used in more roles, being smarter, more agile, bigger, smaller in some cases, etc, and they would be domesticated if army dude got his way
i just don't think you're thinking of the real utility of them, since warfare is more than dudes running across an open field at eachother with the deciding factor being who has more 'LAVs'
>>62881235
this film went through an archetypal 'development hell' with like 4 rewrites, fights over who gets writing credits, and the diretor/writer (always a bad combo) colin trevorrow claims he 'toned it down'!!!
imgine the trainwreck it was in earlier drafts
>>62882079
it had dino-human hybrids
>>62881077
>everything could have been prevented if they weren't all fucking retards
>>62881705
When was the last time the US fought an organised army of conventional forces?
>>62882003
seems like a good scene. better than the 'shes killing for sport' scene
yeah, vietnam would have been very different with mini-irex running about.
even if they are near useless, they are not people, and thus expendable in infinite numbers. You can fight a war forever if you never have to show any coffins to your people
>>62881077
Well, the main idea of the first Jurassic Park is about small fails in the project leading to great disaster, so...
>>62881936
The original didn't. In Jurassic Park everything went wrong because they were constantly cutting costs and making do with subpar systems. Hammond's, "We spared no expense," was total bullshit. And ultimately, Hammond's refusal to pay Nedry more is what lead to his defection.
Jurassic World has an ultra high tech park were they really didn't spare any expense, and the only reason anything goes wrong is because all the people who are supposed to be intelligent are constantly acting like complete idiots.
>>62881077
>>62882001
Nah man, you send the raptors through tunnel systems and into caves to rapidly track down infantry
>>62882200
HAHA FUCK THE PATRIARCHY !! XD
>>62882031
Do you realize how stupid this sounds? Dinosaurs are not some impossibly unique breed of animal. If animals were useful for all these different things, we have plenty of intelligent animals that aren't extinct we could train for these roles. That we don't do that should clue you into how ridiculous the idea is.
>>62882235
lmao we don't have anything close to Jurassic Park style velociraptors
especially with their level of cunning where they outsmart people with guns
so desperate to sound smart.... but ends up sounding so stipid
>>62882031
You can't domesticate an animal in one generation, so you're looking at years and years of selective breeding.
And by that point I'm going to have even more advanced weapons, as well as drones and air assets.
>>62882210
I'm just going to park my vehicles in open fields, why would I go into any terrain that requires close quarters combat?
Its like you guys don't even know military tactics
>>62882090
I wish they'd gone with that. I was hyped when I saw the concept art for that years ago. A much better idea than this "kek use undomesticated raptors as military dogs of war!" horseshit
>>62882261
They're literally just pack animals with basic problem solving skills. They don't outsmart people. They hunt them. Sometimes they win. There is nothing novel about this.
>>62882261
Oh, god, you're one of those people who overrates raptors as being a pack of Stephen Hawkings with bigger teeth and working legs, aren't you?
>>62882003
Why do so many good ideas not get into movies while so many awful ones do? This could be eerie.
>>62882298
Mate they're velociraptors
Tell me what comes close, Mr. Smart science man so desperate to be correct
>>62882317
Oh god you don't have shit to say because you're such a little bitch and this is the only way you can word your posts, that being like a condescending little cunt, right?
>>62882336
>because you're such a little bitch
We found the underage one in the room
And if they hadn't walked into the cage because they thought it escaped.
What the fuck was that worker guy doing in there? Why did he come in?
>>62882317
>>62882298
but they are not people.
think of them as organic UAV's... their utility would be their expendability. who gievs a fuck about a genetically modified hybrid? no one, certainly no one in any military. if they could do ANY job, it would be preferable to sending humans, as humans have a tendency to die in war, and people at home tend to not like that. dinos would reduce that problem
>>62882133
Why would you think ISIS or the taliban are going to develop dinosaurs?
This would be a developed and advanced country, so a large scale war
>>62882345
I don't know about we, but I found you to be a condescending little bitch who doesn't have shit to say.
I don't need an imaginary group backing me up lol
>>62882362
UGV's i guess. oops
>>62882334
There was also a scene where raptors broke out onto a tennis court. I guess they cut it in favour of only having 4 raptors in the entire park.
https://youtu.be/drWMnWPCAw4?t=63
>>62882364
My silly friend, I figured the US would be using the dinosaurs to combat ISIS or the Taliban. They are, after all, the military in the movie.
>>62881077
You know else would have worked?
Remembering that there have been at least three instances where genetically modified dinosaurs started fucking shit up and eating people and not building a dinosaur theme park.
>>62882364
I'll admit it. Female raptors force to wear burqas would be something I'd watch
>>62882336
>Tell me what comes close
Comes close to what? It's just an animal. Pick any other pack hunter and you have essentially the same thing.
>>62882362
So would glassing any and every target there was. We don't have human casualties because we must, but because we've ruled out alternatives. Sending in wild animals (to do what even?) is the stupidest alternative I've ever heard
>>62882367
>who doesn't have shit to say
>while replying to someone who's said shit
Come on. Your shitposting level isn't very good
>>62882336
if they were so smart where are they now
checkmate paleontologists
>>62882405
Little bitch says what?
Let me break it down for you homeboy, you said "lmao u think raptors are le super geniuses"
I didn't say or think that
Get rekt
Clowned you.
>>62882393
yeah but the irex is made out to be a super predator that is intelligent - it persuaded the raptors to turn remember? its capable of communicating and influencing other animals, this is no dog.
real life, sure youre totally spot on. The irex presented in the film though.. that thing could be a great weapon
>>62882388
Raptor foot fetish
>>62882437
Obviously if you take the movie's retarded version of dinosaurs seriously, it would work. I thought we were discussing how ludicrous that idea was to include from the start.
>>62881146
Why did they make the dinosaurs male and female in the original movie if they wanted to prevent breeding?
>>62882550
This is why I stopped replying to you a while ago, you're clearly not having a fun hypothetical discussion based on a film universe and instead just desperate to sound smart on an anonymous imageboard.
Fucking faggot.
>>62882562
>Why did they make the dinosaurs male and female in the original movie if they wanted to prevent breeding?
Sounds like you need to rewatch the movie.
>>62882501
raptors riding motorcycles?! wtf, is that real?
>>62882592
Read the post I quoted.
>>62882566
How am I trying to sound smart? A kindergartner could tell you Jurassic World's raptor soldier idea is retarded.
I'm sorry you can't handle people disagreeing with you. Maybe the internet isn't quite your speed yet.
>>62882602
ohhhhhhh
>>62882280
I dont know if it would be better. Script was full of goofy shit
>>62882385
>just don't build it
>oh look at all the schools and theaters that had problems, I guess they just shouldn't have built them
How stupid can you be? Let me guess you're one of those college hippies trying to tell me how we can't control nature.
>>62882562
They didn't. They used tree frog DNA to fill in some of the gaps of the dinosaurs' genetic code, but didn't realize the breed of tree frogt was hermaphroditic.
>>62881077
>3 men walk into the enclosure without knowing where the dinosaur is, and let it out trying to save their lives.
Women should hang desu
>>62882645
So maybe we need to just arm all the dinosaurs with assault rifles so when a Dino goes nuts and starts killing people, he will be stopped quickly.
>>62882765
You what? I honestly can't tell what you're referencing or trying to say at all. Are you actually retarded?
>>62882765
close but no cigar mate
>>62882787
Op said we shouldn't build Dino parks
Reply said Schools are bad too, why not stop building schools
Many people claim arming teachers will male schools safer.
Many claim arming everyone would make the world safer
Dino parks full of armed dinosaurs should be safer.
>>62882574
She looks like The Joker now
>>62881591
Nice bait senpai but look up South Korean Marines in Vietnam. Bunch of stone cold bad asses.
>>62882837
a sexy joker
Why did she leave the pen to make a phone call? Like she literally left the room, got in her car to call the control room? She was on the phone for like 2 minutes, she could've just stayed there. Why the fuck did she leave?!
>>62882827
Because it would obviously make things safer? What stopped all of those shooters each and every time? A gun. What are you intentionally stupid or do you just want to die?
>>62882871
You know that the whole "watching a movie at 2x the speed" is just a meme, right? You can't do that for real and expect to understand.
>>62882870
>sexy
I bet you find rusted silos sexy too.
>>62882989
What? She literally tells Chris Pratt "I'm going to call and see what's going on." And then instead of calling, she steps outside, gets in her car, makes the phone call. A few minutes later the nerdy dude tells her "yeah it's still in the cage." Had she made that call without leaving, Chris Pratt and the security guard would've most likely stayed out of the cage while she was on the phone
>>62882864
that's an asian leading other asians, this one is an asian leading a bunch of tough whites, nobody does this in real life
>>62883265
oooh baby..
>>62881591
This is the lamest attempt at trolling I've seen in recent times.
Why made so many flying dino? nobody give a fuck about them and they're easy to run away from the island.
>>62882200
>>62881090
/r/pussypass
>>62881077
I wanna suckle on her dirty, sweaty, anus and piss-stained panties.
>>62884369
>the degradation of society
>>62881150
Goddamn she looks so fucking hot all sweaty.
>>62881150
Sweaty mommy.
>>62881251
It looks like she's getting eaten out.
>>62881150
Why are her boobs all shiny? Did a T-Rex lick them?
>>62884808
Did you imagine how sweaty her panties must have been?
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>>62881146
When writing the script
Wouldn't it have made more sense for the I-Rex to be the military dinosaur (it's an unstoppable killing machine) and the raptors to be a trained exhibit for the park (like lion trainers at a circus)
I mean...it seems kind of obvious right??
