Anakin, chancellor Palpatine is evil!
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TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I CAN'T SAY THAT I'M FULLY ON BOARD WITH THIS WHOLE "JEDI" THING, SORRY
>>62881082
Then you truly have the low ground, my young padawan
>>62881082
>kills 20 children
>FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL
>>62881126
They were younglings. An alien race that just looks like children.
>>62881157
GOOD CALL, MY YOUNG PADAWAN
>>62881126
From his point of view, the youngling Jedi were evil. How is this confusing?
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OH FUCK
LEAKS JUST IN
>>62881216
The younglings were young enough that the jedi hadn't brainwashed them to enough of an extent. They were still blank canvases that could be painted any color; indeed, they were not even jedi yet.
But that ol' hothead Anakin was always more into negotiations of the aggressive variety.
Chancellor Palpatine is Sheevil!
>>62881290
Anakin chose to paint with red.
Red... like the clay used in pottery.
>>62881040
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW MUSTAFARPOSTING IS EVIL!
>>62882247
>Jedi = Mustafarposting
Sith = Baneposting
In the end, Anakin turns fully to Baneposting and starts wearing a mask.
This happens after he loses the high ground (analogous to getting thrown out of a plane).
He was supposed to bring balance to shitposting, not leave it in darkness.
>>62881040
Choose the Order. Choose a mission. Choose a Master. Choose a fucking big hologram projector. Choose refresher machines, starships, compact holocron players and lightsabers. Choose Force healing, high midichlorian count, and Trade Federation insurance. Choose fixed interest Tattooine junkyard repayments. Choose a starter meditation chamber. Choose your Padawans. Choose trooper armor and matching R4 unit. Choose a three-piece robe on hire purchase in a range of fucking Jedi fabrics. Choose democracy and wondering who the fuck you are on a Coruscanti morning. Choose sitting on that repulsor chair waiting through mind-numbing, Force-crushing Council meetings, stuffing fucking Dex's Diner food into your mouth. Choose being one with the Force at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable cave, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up younglings you trained to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose the Empire... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I chose not to choose the Empire. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got the high ground?
>>62881290
You're right. The negotiations were short.
>>62882476
>The negatiations were cut short.
Just like the younglings.
>>62882459
kek'd. is this pasta?
Obligatory
>>62881082
Somehow still better than the original dialogue
>>62882559
>being this pleb
>>62882567
Do you think the younglings defended themselves?
Because in that case they were little cunts and deserved to die.
>>62881040
Is dat Viggo Mortensen ?
anyone got the imgur album with the guavian enforcer, new robot etc being revealed as toys? Cant find it
>>62882625
>let the charnsallar of the dark sard come farth
Name one good thing the Jedi ever did for anyone in any of the movies
Protip: You can't
Name one problem the rebels would have being under control of the Empire
Protip: You can't
The Empire never restricted their liberty at all. The only restriction was 'Don't try and destroy the Empire'.
>>62882825
See I know you're baiting but there are people out there who actually believe this shit and it makes me saaaaaaaad.
FROM MY SIDE OF THE ARGUMENT THE JEDI ARE EVIL. FURTHERMORE I HAVE NOT CONSENTED TO DIALOGUE WITH YOU OBI-WAN, SO YOUR OPINION IS EFFECTIVELY DISCARDED
>>62882825
Episode I: They helped break the Naboo blockade.
Episode II: you got me there
Episode III: Obi-wan killed Grevious, that was holding that planet prisoner.
>>62882621
anti gun shill detected
>>62882459
fuuuucking hell kek
>>62881040
>Dude, Sheev is a cunt!
>>62882459
Is this a reference to something?
>>62882459
>Choose democracy and wondering who the fuck you are on a Coruscanti morning.
always fucking losing it there
>>62882459
10/10
DON'T GET SHEEVY, MY BOY
>>62881040
>Anakin, you're a good friend!
>>62882626
anybody?
>>62884185
Shut up, you retarded piece of garbage. We're not your fucking waterboys you autistic fuck.
>>62882459
Is this fresh or stale ?
>>62884201
Harsh.
>>62884201
damn dude
S H I L L
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ITS OVER BANE, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND.
>>62881121
i like this post
>>62885582
For you
>>62882567
aww that looks cute :3
>>62881040
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Star Wars thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Star Wars Jedi guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a science fiction movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Star Wars NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "Anakin, chancellor Palpatine is evil! He was a good friend!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>62882459
>Obi-Wan: Your father... was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force. He ceased to be the Jedi Anakin Skywalker and "became" Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So, what I told you was true... from a certain point of view.
What did he mean by this?
>>62884286
It's for you to decide
Or does the internet choose everything for you?
>>62881126
The jedi temple was an indoctrination and brainwashing camp to grow soldiers masquerading as "peacekeepers".
That´s why Anakin was able not to fall for their tricks, because the brainwashing only works when you start as an infant.
>>62883506
Fucking normie.
Look up Trainspotting
>>62882825
In Rebels the Stormtroopers take food from market stalls without paying and threaten to report the salesmen if they make a fuzz.
So baaaaaad...
Dr. Pavel, the Masketta man is the hothead!
he was a good man
>>62889242
From my point of view the high ground WASN'T a good trick, for you, good friend.
>>62882407
kek
>>62883216
>>62882459
>matching R4 unit
Exquisite taste
>>62882626
>>62884185
Bumping this to spite >>62884201
>>62889973
>>62888435
But every normie has seen Trainspotting.
It's literally Reddit: the Movie.
>>62881082
I TAKE YOUR POINT BUT, JUDGING FROM MY PERSONAL OBSERVATIONS, I HOLD THE CONTROVERSIAL OPINION THAT IT IS IN FACT THE JEDI THAT ARE EVIL, AND NOT THE PARTY THAT YOU SUGGEST! FOR THAT REASON, I WILL CONTINUE TO PURSUE MY LIFE AS A SITH, DESPITE THE CLAIMS YOU HAVE MADE.
>>62882567
laf every time
>>62887976
If that's the case I guess you could also say.
>My master fled from the Jedi purge and took refuge as a hermit on Tatooine. He ceased to be the Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi and "became" Ben Kenobi. When that happened, the brave man who was my master was destroyed.
Oooooooooo, Obi-Wan BTFO
>>62890038
THEN YOU HAVE FOUND YOURSELF DISPLACED FROM A CERTAIN STABLE POINT OF REFERENCE
>>62890076
I DISAGREE AND DO NOT SEE THIS ARGUMENT PROGRESSING TO A POINT IN WHICH WE CAN BOTH AGREE. INSTEAD, WE SHALL SETTLE OUR DEBATE THROUGH THE MEANS OF A DUEL, AS WE HAD BEEN DOING UP TO THIS POINT.
>>62890114
RESIST FROM MAKING SUCH AN ATTEMPT. THIS CONTEST IS COMPLETED.
I HAVE THE ELEVATED EARTH
>>62890197
I DONT THINK YOU QUITE UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF POWER I POSSESS. THIS BATTLE IS NOT YET OVER
>>62890245
<GRIMACING WHILE COMMITTING THE ACTION OF SYSTEMATICALLY REMOVING YOUR LIMBS>
>>62890287
(he actually says 'Dont try it' before this happens but we'll ignore that)
<SCREAMING DUE TO INCREDIBLE PAIN AND HEAT> I AM NOT FOND OF YOU AT ALL RIGHT NOW, IN FACT I WOULD GO AS FAR AS SAYING I HATE YOU.
>>62888796
this really shouldn't be making me laugh anymore
>>62882621
>trying to protect yourself from immenent death makes you a cunt
