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wtf is going on?
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its gonna be great
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>AWWW HELL NO
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>flamethrowers
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>>62843460
>the bit where he goes "whoo" behind the turret
i swear to sheev if han says "dont get cocky"
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>>62843460
WHY THE FUCK ARE STORMTROOPERS SWORD FIGHTING JEDI
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>Hell no

It all comes full circle
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>>62843519
Fire is scary as fuck
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>>62843522

i'd mark the fuck out
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>>62843527
srsly that shit is more triggering than
mother fucking midichlorians
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>>62843542
>mfw Wookieepedia autists have to figure out how Finn knows about Corellian mythology
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos
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>>62843542
Bravo JJ, bravo Lucas
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>your tauntaun will freeze before it reaches the first marker!
>then I'll see you in HELL!

why were brackett and kasdan such hacks?
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HELL NAW
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>>62843527
those super droids in Episode 3 had those electric staff things that withstood lightsabers, to a degree.

not actually that surprising.
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>Black character
>awww hell nah
And I'm the racist
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>>62843608
Thanks for the love, anon.
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Damn, that trailer went full Boyega.
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>>62843460
Does anyone actually believe Finn is a jedi? Laziest red herring.
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>>62843460
FUCKING HYPE
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>>62843527
So that Disney can sell the "Stomrtrooper with melee weapon" toys.
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>>62843665
Fuck off back to reddit already
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>>62843460

We don't know the context. Luke could have trained Jedi in the past 30 years and if so, then certain Stormtroopers are probably trained to fight against lightsabers.
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>>62843460

oh my god what were they thinking
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>>62843460
All the scenes in the ruins look so off. Like the set really looks like a set. You get what I'm trying to say?
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>>62843460
Isn't that a Vibroblade from the KOTOR games?
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This shit is such a cartoon. Why do adults care about this?
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>>62843460
Is that stormtrooper even holding a gun?
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>You don't know a thing about me. What I been through
>From a certain point of view we are going to have some flashbacks of the war
>It ain't Sheev starts playing
https://filmslur.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/ben.jpg
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>>62843804
The forest looks the same way. Same with all the Marvel movies. They just look fake as fuck.
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I'm so glad I have never been a Star Wars fan. I didn't even see Episodes 2 and 3 and probably won't bother with this.

But damn, you guys who really love the series just take beating after beating.
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I bet this is Daniel Craig. The SPECTRE cast visited the set and played Stormtroopers.
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who /preorderedticket/ here?
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anyone else can't wait for this movie to come out!?

i think it looks awesome! and my wifes son will finally have a cool character to look up to
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>>62843522
>Don't get c u c k y
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>>62843907
wouldnt a flame thrower be more effective against Jedi?
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>>62843519
>not flammenwurfing jedi negroes
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>>62843804
yes, it's because cameras are better now, even when using film. there's not as much grain.
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>>62843730
Lol silly anon, don't you know by now I frequent this board?
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>>62843940
Why doesn't the New Order use mustard gas? Or maybe white phosphorus
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>>62843923
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>>62843923
Yeah man I can't wait either! I was worried I wouldn't be able to provide a good role model for my stepchildren but now it looks like I have one!
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Man U needa Shut Da FucC upNd Shake ya DICKnigga. Fuck wrong wi T chu?Big dumbass. .. Youn neva Listen. Youn do shit Bro.e. Whats wrong wit chu? U scared Dog?..?U lucky U not my Lil bruva cuzYou Lucky Yhu not my Lil bruva ..I..But on My MAMA u be doin dhat shyt!on m.y mama.! She be doin it wit chu too..,I be in her ASS Broe.️
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>>62843907
>could equip a soldier with some LMG blaster, or a flamethrower or something
>or we could just fuck his shit up
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>>62843460
AW HELL NAW
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>>62843527
Not every kid is gonna army build their troopers, so you gotta sell variations on the model.
It's basic capitalism, you communist rooster.
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>>62843460
Wow, thanks, it looks...corny
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>>62843899
This. I really can't comprehend how autistic you have to be to be a fan of this schlock.
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>>62843460


please put Star wars in your name field so i can filter you easily

Everyone in this thread kill yourself you're a bunch of faggots who need to choke on cyanide
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>>62843989
The clone wars was basically vietnam
It ain't Sheev
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>>62844045
>This. I really can't comprehend how autistic you have to be to be a fan of this schlock.
>This
That's not what I said at all.
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The more I see of this movie, the less hyped I feel. I was okay with feeling a bit nauseating by one thing per trailer, but this trailer was cringeworthy throughout. I don't know what the fuck they're doing anymore.
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dude looks so ugly

also not once did I think "this is Star Wars" in any of these tv spots. I'm gonna let it be forgotten like jewjew's mediocre star trek films
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>>62844044
>Star Wars
>ever anything but corny
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>>62843804
lel i didn't know what ticked me off but you're spot on, i mean look at those carefully piled whole bricks, if jj doesn't come out and says they diversified by hiring ocd fags that's just shitty
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>>62843460
THE. HELL. JJ.
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>>62843907
looks short enough to be daniel
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He looks like a goofy bumbling side kick
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>>62843460
So now the new black guy is even stealing some of Hans mannerisms from the first film now that Harrison Ford is a senile old man that will dress as a fucking hotdog if they ask him to ....?
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>>62844064

IT AINT SHEEV
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>>62844126
that's my point. moves like him too. they wouldn't just have him stand in the background, they'd give him something to do.
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>You don't know a thing about me

Was this a message to all the racist /pol/tards hating on Boyega? I for one am glad a black man has such a prominent role in this film, not all heroes HAVE to be white males.
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>>62844074
No, it's what I said after agreeing with you, retard.
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>>62844158
get used to it cumskin
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Stop it jj, please
The part where hes in a turret and goes 'woo' is hard to watch.
I can't believe how wooden he is, he literally sounds like he's reading from a script and Harrison Ford looks like and sounds like a broken puppet with alzheimers
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>>62844224
>cumskin
How is that an insult? Shitskin works, because the actual color of shit, and black people, is similar. Cum is white, but unlike white people, they do not actually share the color.

God damn, niggers can't do anything right, even steal insults.
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>>62843804
Yeah, yeah, everything sucks. We get it.
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>>62844158


Hes probably going to end up fucking Han Solos daughter as well.


It's almost like there's a formula to it...

>Black guy meets white girl and says his name while looking down at her body to show that hes interested

>White girl says her name with a slight smile on her face as she notices that hes was checking her out.
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You faggots say the same shit over and over and over and over an-
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>>62844171
I AIN"T NO NABOO'S SON
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>>62843562

>WOOOuld you know?
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JJ IS HACK
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>>62844207

They don't have to be, but in reality - not movies - they always are.
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who /doesn't really want to see it in theaters, but at the same time doesn't want all the shit spoiled online/ here?
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>>62843519

not like a jedi is going to deflect a flamethower

it makes perfect sense desu
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>>62844447
Everyone gonna pretend to be le ebin internet pirate when it comes out and when they fail at it they'll just see it in theaters
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>Finn isn't force-sensitive

I can't wait for the gnashing of teeth when this meme is proven false.
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so now there's no denial, the nigger IS a jedi?
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I love how big of a role the stormtroopers are getting. They seem much more tactical and useful than in the OT
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>>62844516
Dude the fact that he's using a light saber doesn't mean shit.
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>>62844546

Like I said, I can't wait for the gnashing of teeth.
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>>62843460

at least the look on his face when he goes
>hell no
is really good. but I guess most people would pull that off if they're on a star wars set and harrison ford himself asks you if you're up to it.
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>Are you sure you're ready for this?
>Hell no!

Is that what you want your hero to say?
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>>62844546
i think he will develop eventually just not now. not like Rey is gonna be doing shit now either and we know shes The One already
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>>62844533
He will convert to the Sith and be Darf Dindu.
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>>62843460
the part that bothers me the most is that he is dressed in jeans and sneakers. He looks like an average joe from the real world gets transported into Star Wars
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>>62844416
holy fuck I can just imagine them with story boards of the old movie and new rendition up on a board thinking what else from the old movies can they can rip off, exactly like Lucas was
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>>62844044
kc tier
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>>62844416
ITS CALLED POETRY SHUT THE FUCK UP
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shieeet
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give the negro a break, he's a pawn she's a pawn were all a pawn in the big game, lets just enjoy it before the whole world goes to shit.
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>>62844515
I'd pirate it if there's a decent cam rip the day after. But after my experience with the Jurassic World cam rip I watched, i'm a little weary.

the motherfucker who ripped it had a cold and was SNIFFLING into the mic every 2 minutes. FUUUUCK
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>>62844416
POETRY

>dat image from Walkabout tho
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He's a big guy
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>>62844416
>th-this isn't Tatooine, guys I swear! It's Jakku, an entirely new world that looks exactly the same!
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>>62844546
>discover the force within

The denial is strong.
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holy shit this looks stupider than it ever has. why does JJ insist on making everything hurr durr action movie?
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looks great desu
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>>62843527

It's like a guy with a riot stick fighting a normal person hacking with a laser sword
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>>62844770
Its what the people and chinese want
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>>62844416
Is Pottery, George and Jj Abrums a smart pottery man.
Make many many fan happies
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>>62844770
thats what star wars is though
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>>62843460
As someone who hasn't seen any of the star wars movies, should I just watch this?
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>>62843460

"hell no"

man... that just feels too modern or something
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>>62844746
>>62844770
Why does liking starwars feel like an abusive relationship, why does George want to hurt me so bad?
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good thing that stormtropper has his light saber blocking stick handy because im sure they encounter so many jedi every day
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I can't believe its not shopped
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>>62844853

Even though the same word was used in the OT?

lol
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>literally FINNa be a Jedi

Based JJ
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Are you sure you're ready for this?

MMMMMM HMMMMMM
*does black woman head weave thing*
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>>62844907
WE WUZ JEDIZ N SHIT
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>>62844566
I can't wait the gnashing of teeth when Rey needs to save Finn 3 times during the course of the movie and people realize Finn is the comic relief.

SJW's gonna be soooo mad
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>>62844879
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>>62843460
>are you ready for this?
>hell naw, nigga.

mfw Boyega is actually well spoken and doesn't talk like an American Black man.
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>>62844936

Why you so defensive, bruh. Nothing about Finn seems to be comedic relief, he hasn't been shown in a comedic scene at all.
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>oh look lets emphasize a clear but small mistake in the old movies and make him say shit like AWWWWW HAYULL NAH!1!! so we can maximize le epic comedic meme relief jokes and make sure to ruin what little immersion anyone watching might have
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>>62844991
Like I said, I can't wait for the gnashing of teeth.
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>>62844964
which makes this whole thing even stupider. why couldnt he have just used he actually voice?

JJ: Ok, um hey John, could you please put on a dumb nigger voice please?

Booygyman: Sure thing JJ. Should I put the shoe polish on my face too and get my tap shoes?
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>>62844910
>>62844941
>>62844936
>>62844923
>>62844879
>>62844871
>>62844853
>>62844842
>>62844770
>>62844599
>>62844645
>>62843460
>whites everywhere chimp out and threaten to shoot up schools and cinemas because of one black character

>make ancient Egyptian movies with all out european cast with zero africans as lead not a single black person has threatened to shoot up anything
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>mfw Hell exists in Star Wars
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>>62845049
>>62844923
HOL UP
*races pod*
U FINNA TELL ME
*grabs crotch*
WE SUM FINNA
*uses the force*
JEDI SQUAD?
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>>62845049
>we wuz kings meme
It's a weak meme, fellow nig
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>>62845049
excuse me sir, he's a stupid black character, that's why it's dumb. And no one is threatening to shoot up schools. Take your strawmen elsewhere.
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>>62843460
This looks like shit

Hopefully Darth JAR JAR Will redeem!
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>>62843686

No. He's clearly not. How the fuck is a Stormtrooper going to melee a Jedi and not get rekt in seconds? They have fucking future sight ffs.

The great thing is Finn is NOT a Jedi, he's just a guy with the cajones to pick up a lightsaber and fight fools. The duel with Kylo is going to be the truest shit to ever grace the screen.
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>whiteys be getting riled up
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>>62845079
>>62845080
>>62845097
wait. You are grown men getting upset at a fictional made up movie in a fictional made up universe. You are actually grown men getting upset at other people playing dress up?

i thought i was a pathetic beta cunt but wow you guys made my day. I will never ever be as pathetic as you
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>>62845125
When did Jar Jar start lifting and get such a thick and beefy neck?
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>>62845049
Well Egyptians aren't black so there's that.
I know you have your silly nigger fantasies where you try to take other people's cultures but please do it somewhere else.
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>>62843923
yea it's awesome, i can't wait to get it on DVD and watch it in my shed.
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>>62845049
>he thinks ancient egyptians were sub-saharan
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>>62844907
yrw he grew up to be kylo ren.
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NOT MUH STAR WARS
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>mfw delicious /pol/ tears
Scream and cry and fling shit all you want, the movie's going to be great and it's going to make billions. Grow up.
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>>62844798
Yeah except the riot stick is some sort of crazy rifle with some sort of crazy electrical bayonet. And honestly, though it might be fucking with OT canon vis-a-vis the lack of anyone blocking a lightsaber with anything but a lightsaber, it's not like anyone ever said there was NO weapon that could EVER beat or block a lightsaber.

Makes perfect sense that if a lightsaber is a perfect cutting weapon, and it uses pure energy, then blocking it would require something that also uses energy. The question is why a Stormtrooper has this specific gadget, if it's not to block lightsabers.
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>>62844879
It's more common than you think
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>>62845225
This is pretty ironic 2bh
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>>62845125

>Meesa learned the TROOOO powah of the dahk side Anny! Meesa gonna show YOU the BIGBIG power of the dakah side! WOW!
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>>62845171
im not upset because he's black, im upset because they made the character seem retarded. why is he huffing and puffing like a retard in every shot? and seriously, if he'd use his real accent, i'd have less of a complaint with it. he sounds weird trying to do the american voice.
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>>62843460
The fuck is this shit?

NOTHING is supposed to deflect a lightsaber.

NOTHING.

Lucas even made vibroblades non-canon because nothing is supposed to be able to deflect a lightsaber with the SOLE EXCEPTION of another lightsaber.
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>>62843542
>>62845074
Why was Satan in Star Wars?
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>>62845171
Wait, I'm supposed to be upset? I'm having a great time
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>>62845332
>Lucas even made vibroblades non-canon because nothing is supposed to be able to deflect a lightsaber with the SOLE EXCEPTION of another lightsaber.

In RotS Grievious' droid bodyguards have electric staffs that can deflect lightsabers.
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>>62843542
>>62843576


Han mentions Hell in episode 5.
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Why are you saying Boyega isn't a Jedi? There are now 2 scenes where he's fighting with a light saber, that can't be a coincidence.
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>>62843527
They were gonna originally
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>>62845299
haha that's hilarious
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>>62845171
No one is upset you dumb faggot, making fun of shit because it's shit isn't being "upset".

If it wasn't the dumb looking black it would be some other stupid horseshit.
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>>62843460
>those comments
>"le funny negro man"

fuck humanity
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hell
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>>62845336
to fight Jesus
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>>62845361
That trooper clearly had nothing of the sort though.

It was just a plastic thingy.
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>>62845332

>Nothing

Why? Lightsabers are tools like anything else. Honestly "NOTHING beats MY invincible laser sword" is autism at it's finest. Lightsabers exist; they're not even new inventions. The First Order has a guy in their ranks who has a lightsaber. Why wouldn't they have anti-lightsaber melee weapons? Especially if this rumor about the First Order going after Luke is true.
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Yeah this honestly is startng to look worse and worse.
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Boba had a flame projector you guys.
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>>62845171
>upset monkey pretending to be in the middle
ayyy
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>>62845306
>All this butthurt
Doesn't it exhaust you to be mad so much. He doesn't act like a nigger. Let's not treat him as one.
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>>62844546
wouldn't it be cool if rey nurtured her force powers, while finn is constantly training with the lightsaber, and on the battlefield they would cooperate, making them an unstoppable force?
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>>62845332
Lucas is shit, who cares.
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>Being mad because the lead actor of this movie is an afro american.

Come on people, it's 2015!
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>>62845520
Not you popnerds facebook sw fans for sure lel
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This Finn shit is getting weird:

>cast black British guy
>make him drop his accent
>put him in skinny jeans and air jordans
>make him say "hello no"
>pair him with white girl

Yeezus...
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>>62845492

If by 'cool', you mean unrealistic, faggy and stupid.

Ye
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>>62844723
the fuck is wrong with her face
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>>62844859
It's like we got out from under the weirdo Lucas and now the new BF is just smacking our shit around even harder
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>black character says 'hell no'

How can I tell this was written by white people
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>>62844416
wtf is that last pic from? I dont remember a naked black man
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>>62845584

Fucking kek
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>>62845461
im not mad im having fun on the internet discussing a stupid popcorn movie. do you ever get tired of being an sjw? because when i get off the computer, i dont think about this stuff because i have stuff to do. you, being the kuk you are, probably get off the computer and contemplate how you can fix the wrongs of your ancestors and how you can check your privilege in new and exciting ways.
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>>62844498
pretty sure the Force would help with that
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>>62845332
Welcome...here is your new canon.

Feel free to purge the EU from your mind now.

THIS IS THE NEW SHIT, and it just got real.
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in a kids book it said that the new troopers went to training from birth if i find it ill link it
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>>62845125
finish what you started.
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>>62845627

No. I just don't don't go full-retard every time I see a black person in a leading role. If Boyega was more like Jaden Smith, then we would have some common ground. But he seems very non-political and strives to fit in. He's not the problem.
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>>62845596
You seem upset.
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So mirroring especially the OT, pairings that look like this. Won't be, even if it was seemingly intentional. It's how it was written then, even Splinter of the Mind's Eye came. And Empire changed everything. So this will too and just be a falseflag to try and get people interested or disgusted to talk about it, and see it.

Really, Rey will be getting with someone who is much, much older. Almost kind of a buddy with Luke too. Kinda odd. And his name is Elek Nratak.
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Wow, I was really happy for Star Wars becoming more inclusive until this. Why did they have to make Finn such a stereotype?
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>>62843460
>Hell no

Maybe its "I dont know". Think south. Think slavery south. Now do your best impression of a slave saying I dont know (you can throw in a massa(master) if you want). It could very easily be I dont know.
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>>62843460
>Everyone has lightsabers

Not watching this shit, I don't give a fuck about kiddy kek propaganda shit.
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>>62843804
You have no idea what youre talking about
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>>62845944

You need better speakers
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>>62843907
Looks unwieldy as fuck.
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Our only hope is that this whole marketing campaign was just a misdirection and the real movie won't actually suck balls.
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>>62845995
No the other guy is right. This shit looked way off.
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>>62845361

That's cause they were made of phrikk.
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God you're all a bunch of whiney faggots

This looks like starwars

Shut the fuck up until you've seen the film, and then you can whine like little bitches about bullshit details
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>>62843804

I don't see it senpai. Perhaps it's lack of context that makes you see it that way. Wait for the film.
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>>62845960
It was how the OT was meant to be.

Just let it in.
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>>62846060

Said every Star Wars fanboy in 1999 before TPM came out (trust me, I was there).
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>>62843460
>"Hell No"

>lightsaber is blocked be a stormtrooper weapon

Please don't be as bad as The Phantom Menace oh please.
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>>62845960
If you had a fucking brain you could recognize they're not acatual light sabers

The fucking toys of them already exist, their riot control storm troopers

But bitch more if it makes you feel better
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>>62846060
>This looks like starwars
t. someone that became a fan of star wars in the last 5 years when big bang theory made it "cool" to be a "nerd"
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Servants_of_the_Empire:_The_Secret_Academy

>A CHILDREN's book showed the (possible) origin of the First Order. Brendol Hux (grand/father of General in TFA) set up an Imperial Academy to train promising cadets, mostly from birth or childhood, to be what the Clones were (actually trained well and not shit) without having to clone people for the job.
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>>62844723
Battle of the bulge: The bulge awakens.
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finn literally doesnt have the force, hes holding it for rey who refuses to take it because shes disillusioned about her past and her family (luke)

finn is the new han type sidekick char, rey is the jedi
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Justice for Jammal, CIScum!
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>>62846126


funny meme. they both have the force.
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>>62846126
Thanks six months ago anon.
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>>62846191

Hello disney employee!
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why does jarjar think hes still directing a television show?
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>>62845332
why the fuck would the empire not have anti-jedi weapons after decades of fighting them

are you retarded anon or just complaining about everything?
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>black kid looks up to Boyologo
>starts getting in trouble at school
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
>starts attacking other students
>teachers, afraid for their lives try to stop him
>HELL NO!
>kid does a backflip out the window
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>>62846143
That looks boss as fuck. I like how the Trooper flips his arm thing around.
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>>62846250

I like that there's one trooper just standing there.

For...some fucking reason. God fuck this movie.
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>>62846250
What the fuck is that stationary trooper doing? Guarding the burning railing?
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>>62845049
nigga i just want to know if I should watch the new star wars without having to watch the other ones. Don’t know why you tagged me.
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>>62846143
someone that doesn't know how to use a sword would never make a move like that.
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>>62846251
That's fine, but the real question why they would have anti-jedi weapons after years of them being thought of as dead? I guess you could say they were expecting Luke to return, but seems too convenient.
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>>62846250
this shits so stupid, he looks like a leader trooper and not even paying attention to his troops.
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>>62846350
>beta male never been in a real war
must be nice in your first world country being a pussified pansy for your whole life.
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>>62846280
>>62846282
>>62846350

Maybe he's expecting Rey to say something? Maybe he's going to report to Rey? You know, something that we don't see in this half-second clip?

Jesus Christ you faggots try hard
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>>62846297
>years of them being thought of as dead
>After Luke and Leia surviving thanks to Vader change of heart

What anon?
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WHY THE FUCK ARE NORMIES GETTING SO HYPE OVER THIS IN THE COMMENTS

THIS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE A PURE CASH GRAB USING STAR WARS ON THE TITLE FUCKING HELL.

>DUDE EXPLOZIONZ LMAO
>DUDE BLACK MC AND WHITE GIRL FINALLY

FUCK YOU JJ
FUCK YOU NORMIES

I'm legit mad
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>>62846379
lol, what?
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>>62846379
I was in Iraq with the Marines from 2003- 2004
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>>62846443
I know, I saw you cowering in the corner
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>>62846425
Wow look at this upset disney employee
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>>62846425

Are...Are you trying to say Kylo Ren? God you're stupid. Also he's literally standing fifteen feet away, doing nothing. Standing there. You're an idiot. And a JJ apologist.
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>>62846434
Fuck off /v/edditer
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What worst, a shitty Lucas Star War film or a JJ star wars that is offensively unoriginal banking on episode 4 nostalgia and full of angle shots and lense flare.
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>>62846472

Obviously he meant Ren... nice bait faggot
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>>62846458
total of nine years of service also.
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>>62846501
nine years of crying and having mental breakdowns
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>>62846472
It's almost as bad as a stormtrooper bonking his head on a door AM I RITE GUIES?
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>>62846517
no
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>>62846250
Why is everything in focus? What lens are they using, it's not adequate. Why is the lighting flat? Why are we here, just to suffer?
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>>62846250
is this the mighty dutch angle tasteless directors do ?
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>>62846529

Are you trying to compare a movie mistake to a trooper just standing there...because of poor direction on the part of JJ Abrams? Something that was done on purpose? Due to lack of skill?
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that looked...really unappealing? I can't really put my finger on it, but it turned me off a lot.
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>>62843460
So was it ever confirmed that the Raid fight choreographers were working on this? If so the lightsaber fights are gonna be amazing.
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>>62846498
AotC was good. Better then anything JJ has shitted out recently
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>>62846498
Lucas

I'd rather have so-so set design and camera work than wooden performances, terrible writing (although the writing in the movie could suck ass, tbd) and a full-on green screen movie.

I'd take JJ any day over Lucas. Pic related.
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>>62846563
It's your internalized racism

Many other white males have expressed similar feelings
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>>62846597
why Finn dindu is not suppose to know how to use the sword.
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>>62846607
Attack of the Clones was fucking garbage, dude.
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>>62846622
>I'd take JJ any day over Lucas.

Go to bed JJ, we've all seen between the lines and are sick of your shit.
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Stormtrooper batons make no sense
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>>62846646
What the hell? I'm not even white.

>durr you only dislike it cuz u raycist

Fuck off.
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>>62846622
this is a good movie
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>>62843940
Maybe, but if they are really Jedi, they should be able to use the force to divert it somehow. Then again, with a little more time, Jango Fett probably could've rekt Mace Windu.
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>>62846679
just turn ur brain off bro it's 2015 cmon!
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>>62844295
>albino typing his little heart out
>while looking at a family portrait
>picture of cum on a pillow

desu ur family tree started as a penis mate
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>>62846294
storm trooper bro. he's a storm trooper with the exact same training as the storm trooper he's fighting.
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>>62846558
Yes. It could just be shot composition or Kylo could have just said to him HOL UP, so he stood there and waited.

Are you trying to argue about a storm trooper not being retarded? Also the tropper is clearly looking at Ren waiting for orders. I bet he turns and says "GO TO X" is a gravely voice.
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>>62843460

>Hell no
seriously? Is he going to drink a diet coke too and post on reddit? fucking trash of the highest order
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>>62846489
No you fuck off

this is the most shilled movie ever its gonna bomb
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>>62846701
>nigger trigger
Breathe.
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>>62846250
Look at the shoulder of that trooper, it's different to the others, maybe he has a higher rank and it's just standing there watching for this other dude?
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>>62843804
Yup looks like absolute shit.
Fucking moneygrab of the century
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>>62846679
stormtroopers make no sense.
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>>62846685
Kill yourself.
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>>62846143
he's very ugly
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