ITT: The lowest point in an actor's career
Dropped
>>62842702
What about 88 Minutes?
>>62842765
I doubt it's worse than Jack and Jill
>>62842760
god, i didnt realize, that's almost tragic
>>62842760
He's been in fucking everything, though.
>>62843211
To be honest, family, he never really had anything resembling a "high point".
>>62842702
>>62842702
his investor embezzled his entire fortune like 5-7 years ago and he's desperate, leave him the fuck alone
>>62844838
that sucks to hear
>>62842702
Oldfag here. bela Lugosi's last appearance was in Plan 9 From Outer Space, but at least he died before it came out. I say his lowest point was in Old Mother Riley Meets the Vampire (aka My Son the Vampire).Lugosi was stuck in London dead broke needing boat fare back to the U.S., and did this stinker for the ticket back. I swear, this flick is so UNfunny it's fascinating to watch.
Jane Crawford had to play doctor to a reanimated caveman in Trog.
>>62847989
How old are you, senpai?
>>62842760
Eh he's always done small roles like that
>>62842702
Still more dignified than Godfather III
>tfw Pacino is in the dark for real
Jon Voight
http://youtu.be/Rfzy9XcvmVU
This movie was rock bottom for both Robert De Niro AND Jason Alexander. A two-fer!
>>62848931
No one would even know who this grandpa was if star wars didn't exist
Bogart as the titular mad scientist vampire in Return of Doctor X, a piece of shit Jack Warner forced him to star in as punishment for not being able to keep his shitty alcoholic public mess of a marriage out of the papers.
>>62848979
In Britain he was famous.
>>62848913
Ehhhhh Jason Alexander has been in worse.
>>62848979
>Bridge on the River Kwai (Best Actor Oscar)
>Lawrence of Arabia
>Doctor Zhivago
>Great Expectations
>Oliver Twist
Just because you're a crossposting /pol/tarded idiot pleb it doesn't mean the rest of us are.
>>62849009
Who cares about Britian lmao
>>62848913
this movie was when i learned the 90s happiness was over,
>>62848913
>Implying Jason Alexander could have any successful career after Seinfeld
It was just too good.
>>62848979
O I'm laffin
>>62849072
duckman was his high point m8
>>62849063
Time for bed, grandpa
>>62849066
7 Oscars
>>62849154
Holy crap, that was Alec Guinness? Mind blown, he looks weird with the stache.
>>62846069
and jeremy irons was in the first dnd movie
i'm not a huge fan of jeremy irons tho
Ray Liota in a Uwe Boll film is pretty bad. The asshole who played The Mandarin was in one of these too
>>62849154
Is the Best Buy blu ray steelbook of this worth getting?
>No one would even know who this grandpa was if star wars didn't exist
>Holy crap, that was Alec Guinness? Mind blown, he looks weird with the stache.
>The asshole who played The Mandarin
Am I in some kind of kekoo clock or has /tv/ really gotten this awful?
>>62849620
>>62844701
Hey! Doraemon is great. If someone told I could be the face of Doraemon on japanese national television, I'd sell whatever the duck out want.
Norm Macdonald as Vampire Dog, who eats red jelly instead of blood
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aTvDpadZSeQ
One of his many low points.
I'm starting to forget the high points 2bh.
I believe this was right around the time Owen Wilson tried to kill himself
Then again darjeeling came out a week beforehand and that was good
>>62849700
>implying that wasn't one of his best roles
His movies past that kind of sucked though
>>62842760
I am going to sob like a bitch when HDS dies.
>>62849700
Bro he was the only good part of that abomination
>When your lowest point will also be your last
>>62849700
>>62849747
Silliest film I've ever seen, bar none.
>>62849797
Around the World in 80 Days or Batman was far lower desu.
>>62849700
That's cold anon
>>62849715
>past
Learn the fuckin difference, dude.
Were they holding Robert Duvall's great grandchildren ransom or something when he agreed to be in this shitty Arnie movie?
Vietnam war gets Disney treatment.
>>62849574
you aren't fit to tongue-shine uwe boll's shoes you stupid faggot
George clooney is in a fuckin nescafe commercial with danny devito
Look who Matt Dillon dragged into his vanity project
>>62849908
Jesus, never thought Skarsgard would fall that low
>>62849798
Don't you meanBilliest?
>>62849855
All three of them have done worse. Especially Liotta.
>>62849841
I used to love this movie when I was little. That robot doll and the movie's concept of cloning freaked me out.
>>62842702
that's like the high point of his last 25 years m8, showed he had a sense of humor at least
>>62849944
Fucking Carlos!
>>62848931
Came here to post this
>>62842702
this is the low point of his career also De Niro's too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR0jnAqUD9A
>>62848891
i can't believe this is real
>>62849855
I remember this being referenced in a Simpsons episode or something
>>62850033
deniros low point is that dirty grampa movie coming up
>>62848313 Hell, I saw these on the late show, back BEFORE cable tv, so I could probably be your grandfather. Be that as it may, you might have seen this:Eviltown; veteran Oscar-winning character actor Dean Jagger made his last appearance in this piece of shit, and he clearly hated having to pay the rent with this one.
>>62850068
family guy
"operation dumbo sex with don knotts". complete nonsense
>>62849901
Vince McMahon Jr.?
>>62849681
How is this a bad movie? It's entertaining as fuck and a nice idea/execution.
And how is it worse than other shit he has done?
Are you retarded?
Poor guy, hasn't seen him since last year
>>62849841
Are you retarded? It's a classic "so shit it's good" Arnold movie with a unique enough theme.
At least he made me laugh in Battlefield Earth. Just wanted him and the entire cast dead in this one.
>>62849944
>>62850001
You have been blessed by Saint Carlos of double dubs. You get one wish.
>>62843511
Rush was pretty good.
>>62850191
fake obviously
>>62849668
Holy christ, he needs to hang his agent. He played almost identical roles in Shutter Island and Stonecroft Asylum
>>62850254
Battlefield Earth isn't a terrible movie. The same quality as Independence Day, but everyone loves that heap. Only reason Battlefield Earth is a punchline is because of its association with Scientology.
>>62849738
>hds
>dies
you seem confused
>>62850589
I think it has to do with all those weird camera angles and editing
Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black 3.
Like holy christ he was phoning this shit in like it was pure torture.
>>62849066
>implying anybody in the world gives a fuck about britbongs
>>62849683
>Then again darjeeling came out a week beforehand and that was good
Wow, you're dumb.
>>62850187
Agreed, that movie is so much fun. That guy is a faggot
>>62849944
WITNESSED
>>62842702
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKaIlT_lK1s
>>62852578
>white people
>>62849448
Jeremy's iron.
>>62849681
that was a good movie. not great, but memorable. damn that kid was fucking evil.
>>62849744
>>62849824
Chill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVIr5A-rD9Y
>>62850454
seriously!!!????
>>62842760
He's in some steven Seagull movie. You can't go lower than that
>>62852757
Woah, a rare Latza
>>62849668
Kingsley is like Michael Caine and Christopher Walken, he just doesn't care and appears in everything offered to him
>>62849063
This,
>>62849901
Clooney did those ads to donate the money to Darfur
>>62849003
Kek, never heard of this before. Thanks Anon. Going to check this one out.
>>62849063
>muh pole
How in the fuck...
At the very least he's easily a redditor.
>>62850805
Darjeeling is great pleb
>>62849574
Did you just call Ben Kingsley "the asshole who played the Mandarin"?
>>62842702
>>62848913
Imagine fucking seeing that without the CGI, just De Niro & Costanza wriggling around on some greenscreen kek
>>62848173
Saw this in London with John Waters introducing it. After the movie he brought on the guy who played Trogg, who said he hadn't seen it since the premiere and it's still as shit as he remembers. Apart from the makeup which is a pretty sweet practical effect.
That's... very good...
>>62848891
>Voight's stundouble
Holy fuck bad.
>>62843124
>Fifth most highest grossest movie in the history of cinema
>A low point
The people have spoken, anon.
>>62848891
>that moment when you realize Chevy Chase is voicing the dog...
>>62849651
This was actually pretty funny. If someone told me this was some Letterman skit I would have bought it.
>>62848931
>>62848979
>>62850020
Career low or not, he took gross as payment on this movie and made a *fuck ton* of money. His great/grandkids are trust fund babies who fuck 10/10's. What the fuck are you losers who come to this thread to say 'I came to this thread to post this :D' fucking?
>>62849620
>kekoo clock
What's the lowest point with him?
Can he even have a specific point of low?
>>62849668
Yet he was too good to be in Cleaver!
>>62853867
Snakes on a Plane?
>>62853867
Lord of the Rings
>>62849574
i think everyone who was in that film, that was their low point
>>62853867
he will never have a low point
even if the movie is the shittiest movie in existance he will make it entertaining same like arnold
>>62854137
What a joke.
>>62850033
De Niro has stopped caring, I honestly can't believe some of the shit he's been doing recently. Does he need the money? Is it just something for him to do because he doesn't know anything besides acting? I don't get it.
>>62854167
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>>62849258
What the fuck? What's this from?
>>62850589
Are nuts?
Independance Day has a very simple plot and fun characters.
Battlefield Earth is nearly incomprerensible.
>>62854312
There's no way TFA is going to be worse than Crystal Skull.
Is this the JUSTcore thread?
>>62854312
>bringing back old people who clearly don't care anymore to suck the life out of every scene they're in and ruin the movie
bravo JJ
>>62854323
or six Days Seven Nights.
or K-19 the Widowmaker.
>>62854294
Splice
>>62849747
Ending your career with Sir Billi is very, very, very silly.
But not as silly as Sir Billi.
Someone post the CGI Ian Mckellen breakdown pic.
>>62849747
> CUMMING
>>62849258
That's his true form though
>>62854294
Zoolander 2, he plays a super androgynous model
>>62852820
and Eric Roberts
>>62849747
Did they literally just spend their entire budget on stars, and then hope people would just ignore how shitty the actual movie looks?
>>62848891
JUST
>>62853867
Last year's March Madness commercials with Spike Lee and Charles Barkeley
>>62854472
Kek, this. It looks only marginally better than Foodfight.
>>62853867
Torn between one of the SW prequels and Iron Man 2
>>62850033
Nah, De Niro and Pachino's low point was pic related
>>62854530
Do you understand LOW point? do you think 7/10 means mediocre?
Sir Billi is epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB8QisFO4I8
Orson Welles doing an add for frozen peas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol5RpDEzLzY
>>62854137
He's a coon. Obligatory angry black guy to make white audiences laugh.
>>62854569
those were pretty bad
>>62854323
Crystal Skull was no worse thanThe Last Crusade.Underground cave full of gasoline, the torch doesn't explode Indy and that chickSean Connery defeating a Stuka with a flock of seagullsGermans casually accepting Indy throwing a guy out of a Zeppelin's window
That's just off the top of my head, I'm sure I could come up with more if I'd bothered to rewatch it.
>>62853867
True Romance.
I eat da pussy i eat da butt i eat everythang
His lowest point but the movie's highest whenever on screen
>>62854612
Indiana Jones has always had plot holes and silly shit.
What it doesn't have is Lucas-tier "comedy" and Poochie as his son.
>>62854634
To him it was just Thursday
>>62854333
Also Daddy day Camp and Norbit.
Both in the same year
>>62854612
>Underground cave full of gasoline, the torch doesn't explode Indy and that chick
>gasoline
It was filled with raw oil. Oil is not gasoline.
>>62849747
I'm surprised that none of the "character" internet reviewers have gone after this yet. Would personally love Jontron Doing somethign with this.
>>62854634
An ironically awful performance is nothing to be proud of, especially when you've got one movie left before dying of cancer.
>>62849908
There is literally nothing wrong with that movie.
>>62854612
He didnt have a ticket anon
>>62854612
>hating the last crusade
Fuck off Schonny
>>62854729
I Hate Everything would probably make a good one too.
>>62854665
>Silly shit was fine in the past
>it sucks now though
I dunno, this line of reasoning seems specious.
>>62854715
Huh, looking at the screenplay it appears you're right. My bad.That air still should probably ignite if it's been sealed up for so long, but it's Indiana Jones.
>>62854785
I don't hate it, but saying Crystal Skull is bad because of dumb shit, in that film series, is willful mis-remembering.
Since people don't like my opinions so much, I've got others to rail on.Shia LaBoeuf can act, but he got roped into an awful contract, likeCuba Gooding, Jr.
>>62854472
They didn't spend any real money on stars, they got them to do it for Scotland, since it's the only animated movie made completely in Scotland or something like that.
A clear example of the faults of patriotism.
>>62848173
KEEP SCRUBBING UNTIL THE MEMORY OF THAT MOVIE DISAPEARS!!
>>62853856
came to post this 2bh
>>62853856
Your mom
>>62848891
I cant stop watching.
It's only downhill after this, Aaron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkci1kQQwgA
>>62849668
>robot overlords
>not bloodrayne
pic related
>>62853751
one of the actor is 6 feet under
>>62849258
Is it bad I'm excited for 2oolander? What was Ben and Owens last movie together?
>>62855046
10/10
>>62854733
Yeah you really have to take those video game movies seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I9gowPaffM
>>62855176
Is the dog eating chocolate a metaphor for charlie sheens H.I.V?
>>62853046
Yea and fucking what old fag?
>>62853046
He's also the asshole from Bloodrayne
>What were you thinking when you accepted a role in Bloodrayne? It's so hard to imagine someone so gifted not realizing what a terrible film that would be!
>"I don't know whether to be upset or flattered by that question," read his response. "To be honest, I have always wanted to play a vampire, with the teeth and the long black cape. Let's say that my motives were somewhat immature for doing it."
>>62854634
>friend told me that when guile puts him through the monitors he died
>but for real
>ask my uncle if the guy playing bison was dead
>he said yes
>believed for years he died on set and that jcvd killed him by accident
>>62843211
In the heart of the sea looks like it could be good
>>62855583
Was meant to >>62843511
>>62842702
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S6eUFbOfIU
>DON'T MIND IF I DO!
Fuck you OP this is gold
>>62843211
>JUST CUCК MY SHIT UP REAL QUICK FAMO
>>62854472
>Did they literally just spend their entire budget on stars
Connery funded it.
>>62854226
Maybe he's like Walken where he will literally do every role he gets offered just for curiosity.
>>62854822
The ''dumb shit'' of TLS is far less offensive than Crystal Skull's fridge and ayyliens, not to mention the latter had scrawny whiny Shia.
>>62856146
Will connery fund my diarrhea?
cuz it looks like it could be a better project than that
>>62849700
CHILL OUT HOTHEAD
>>62856247
>complaining about Shia being whiny when Crystal Skull also features Karen "INDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Allen
I'm really not seeing the hate still, frankly.
juliette for about 10 minutes of screentime in godzilla
wtf
>>62849681
That was a good movie. You're probably thinking of Party Monster
>>62856693
The whole Godzilla movie was a waste
>>62856593
>Karen "INDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Allen
you're confusing her with Kate "Willie" Capshaw, fucktard.
>>62842760
Who is that i don't reognise him
>>62843211
Why the fuck would his agent let him sighn on to such a shit project. Does he know somthing we don't
>>62849700
Recent arnie is way fucking worse. I mean, his new movies are absolutely terrible garbage without the campy fun of the 90ies and early 2000
Malcolm McDowell in the Lunchables commercial.
https://youtu.be/ZvEhfRjeskI
>>62852578
That big guy in the back is really fucking confused should he be amused or sad.
>>62857432
>lunchables
THEY KNOW
>>62857722
>that pineappl shirt
lol
>>62843124
When have these people ever experienced actual 'high' points?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1rkXYGK6Ls
>>62857426
>his moviers are absolutely terrible garbage without me being a kid
lel
>>62850033
Low point of De Niro and Pacino's careers, right here.
>>62844701
He was in that shitty Pink Panther reboot
Probably the lowest point in Steve Martin's caree too tbqh
>In mid-2010, Pacino learned that his business manager, Kenneth I. Starr, had been arrested for embezzling his clients’ money in a Ponzi scheme. (Starr is currently serving seven and a half years in prison.) There had been warnings. Early on, Mike Nichols, who had taken his money out of Starr’s company, had raised suspicions. “I’ll get to it,” Pacino told Nichols. “Then I never got to it,” he said. “Millions of dollars were gone,” Sola said. “Gone.”
>Pacino took the loss in stride. “I thought, Hey, this is the world. It’s real,” he said. “Not one day I saw him down or depressed,” Sola said. “He was, like, ‘O.K., now what do we do? Roll up our sleeves and go to work.’ ”
>Pacino’s agent, John Burnham, told me, “In his halcyon days he made around fourteen million a picture, but the industry’s changed. Nowadays, he gets five million. With a gun—seven million.” It has taken Pacino four years to work himself back to a position where, he says, “compared to a normal person, I have a significant amount.” He sold a Snedens Landing property, did commercials, took out a loan, and signed on for Adam Sandler’s dismal but profitable “Jack and Jill” (2011)—a “kids’ movie,” according to Pacino, in which he sent up both his legend and his financial predicament. In the film’s best moment, a hip-hop ad for Dunkin’ Donuts, Pacino can be seen dancing and pitching the “Dunkaccino”: “You want creamy goodness / I’m your friend / Say hello to my chocolate blend.”
>>62858267
>“You want creamy goodness / I’m your friend / Say hello to my chocolate blend.”
>>62858267
>Kenneth I. Starr
Certainly not *the* Kenneth Starr?
>>62858267
>Sola had persuaded Pacino to accompany her to a friend’s birthday bowling party the next day. That evening, complaining about the “fucking bowling shoes”—“I can’t stand putting on my shoes every day. Imagine putting on bowling shoes,” he said—Pacino got behind the wheel of his white Range Rover and headed for Lucky Strike, in Hollywood, which turned out to be more of a bowling den than an alley.
>A bookshelf extended from the entrance into the large underlit space; jokey signage—a poster advertising “10 Rules for Sleeping Around”—hung from the walls; from a distance, beyond the bar, came the echo of ricocheting pins. The birthday girl, Kam, in blue satin shorts and a diamanté tiara, waved Pacino and Sola over to the leather banquette where her posse of svelte girlfriends and their men were huddled. While Sola plunged into the crowd of chatty celebrants, Pacino took a barstool at a table behind them and ordered a plate of barbecued chicken. As he ate, the standup comedian Bill* Bellamy, who is credited with coining the phrase “booty call,” appeared. “We’re blessed, man,” Bellamy said. “I’m blessed. You killed in that Liberace shit, man.”
>“That was Michael Douglas,” Pacino said, wiping barbecue sauce off his fingers.
>>62849072
The star the burns brightest burns shortest
Rip costanza dot jaypeg
>>62852578
It's good to see she's finally making people laugh
>>62849855
>it aint me starts playing
>>62850999
>999
>666
I thought that was you Satan, can I trade something for Brendan's happiness, or do you just delight in seeing him suffer?
>>62858267
>Pacino’s agent, John Burnham, told me, “In his halcyon days he made around fourteen million a picture, but the industry’s changed. Nowadays, he gets five million. With a gun—seven million.”
Dear god how horrible. Only five million per picture?! I was expecting him to get like 100k or something like that. THAT would have been a sizeable blow that would have meant that he'd have work for years to get back where he started.
>>62857661
>>62857751
Why do actors go to Britain to sell out now? Why cant they just go to Japan like they used to?
>>62857722
>11:11:11
>>62842760
>high grossing mvie
>lowest point career
>>62858665
capeshit is verboten
Now post people who will never have Low Point
>>62858731
White Chicks though
>>62849063
This, also where I live all these film were aired again in the 90's
Low point for both. Travolta's accent is a low point for cinema.
>>62849747
I felt like I was losing my mind when I watched this. Like, worse than Foodfight!, worse than Little Panda Fighter, this movie nearly broke my mind permanently. The part where the talking, human-intelligence-level donkey takes a shit on the floor, just a spiral of "what in the fuck" from that point on.
>>62855415
Kek, he sounds like the man
>>62854550
>>62858829
Never even heard of that. Christ it looks awful.
What's in Travolta's face??
>>62842702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S6eUFbOfIU
THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD, AL PACINO STILL GOT MOVES
HOW OLD IS HE LIKE 80
THE TIE INS OF HIS MOVIE REFERENCES WERE APPROPRIATELY EMBARRASSING, ITS ALMOST LIKE A REAL CELEBRITY SELLOUT COMMERCIAL
>HAS ANYBODY SEEN THIS
>THEY HAVE TO BE FOUND AND, TALKED TO
>>62849700
ICE TO MEET YOU
>>62853225
Shit, I saw this the other day and I closed the ad so quick I thought it was a shit photoshop or a cgi look alike.
>>62854333
After winning an Oscar too.
To be fair, when you win an Oscar all the studios think you're too expensive and stop calling.
>>62857815
This looks like Walken died in production and they had to replace him with a CGI double. He looks less human than the bear.
>>62858152
Have they done anything better since then?
>>62842760
that's just like a cameo
>>62849825
To be fair passed and past can be a bit confusing.
>You can run past a tiger.
and
>You can have passed a tiger.
>>62858829
>>62859125
Consider watching. This is some unbelievable shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yseYEtQoJQ
The whole movie they just take turns tying up and torturing each other.
>>62858334
Holy fuck.
>>62858731
His low points shall be the tallest peaks of the tallest mountain ranges.
>>62850999
>>62849841
Why don't you go clone yourself so you can go fuck yourself?
>>62852773
>>62850191
After 2-3 of being hanged, the head and face looks almost purple, so yeah it obviously a fake.
>>62858770
White Chicks is a funny movie, bad, but still funy, and certainly one of Crews more memorable roles ever.
>>62858829
Travolta low point was that space movie.
>>62857815
What i Caitlyn Jenner doing in that?
>>62849633
hahaha underrated post kek I got it
>>62849620
>kekoo clock
YOU WILL ANSWER FOR THIS, YOU NIP BASTARD!
>>62849908
STOP BULLYING GERARD
>>62853867
die hard 3, where he accepted to play in a movie where black people could be racist too.
