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Why can't female comedians handle the bantz?
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Why can't female comedians handle the bantz?
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That's nice sketch. Link to artist senpai?
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>>62838401
She looks like she's handling it bretty gud.

What, did she have a bitch-fit™
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>>62838401
Haven't you realized by now that most of them are insecure on some level? That nose sketch clearly struck a nerve with her.. That being said she should know better. She doesn't seem to have trouble poking fun at others.
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>>62838401
Typical female overreaction. They fucking always go for the jugular over the slightest shit. She got lucky that was just on instagram and not on tv though.
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>>62838401
>Has a HUGE fucking nose
>Sketch artist draws a exagerated portrait
>IT'S ANTI-SEMITISM !!!!!!!!
What a cunt
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Please link to artist guys please.
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>>62838430
>>62838600

nevermind im hypercrisis stupid. plz forgive senpaitachi.
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>>62838557
well it's typical and reasonable since beauty to women is an actual value to maintain and when it gets poked at it's natural to react that way
Why do you think girls can turn into bitches like in Mean Girls? It's centered over their power struggle where as in guys poke each other in their sexual inadequacy
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Do I have to do everything around here?
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>>62838401
>Women handling criticism
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>>62838401
She's got a big ol' nose
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>>62838655
pussy ass little bitch
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>why can't women handle the bantz
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>>62838655
thanks boo boo
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>>62838655
Butt B L A S T E D
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>>62838666

Bitch is a stand up comic, too....

How sad.
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Nice ass though
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Shes got a hell ofa nose but she shouldn't be worried about it because shes got a perfect arse.
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>>62838655
>hope u and anyone who liked it dies?

THAT ISN'T A FUCKING QUESTION JESUS CHRIST
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>>62838655
OH NO SOMEONE DREW A CARCIATURE OF ME ITS LIKE ANNUDA SHOAH
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>>62838789

One day, that ass will be as fucked up as that proboscis she's sporting now, though.
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>>62838655
A comedian that can't handle criticism.

Tsk tsk what has the world come to.
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why are women so fucking vain
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>>62838816
This.
What the fuck america
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>>62838655

>that last comment

Every time
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>>62838655
just fucking deal with it you bitch
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literally who
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Is she trying to tell us she doesn't have a fucked up huge nose?
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>>62838878
Some unfunny, big nosed bitch...
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>>62838401
Her big nose is actually kind of cute desu.
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>>62838655
Aren't comedians supposed to have thick skin?

inb4 LOL IT WASN'T ACTUALLY HER
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>>62838897
>all this antisemitism

How did they get away with it!?
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>CANT
>HANDLE
>THE
>BANTZ
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>>62838945
>Aren't comedians supposed to have thick skin?

Yea, but all of hers went into creating that big ass nose.
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>>62838945
Female comedians have almost no bantz. They resort to I hope you die and mom jokes quick.
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HOW ABOUT YOU POST ASS PICS FROM HER, YOU BUNCH OF MONGOLOIDS BAKA
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I would post this caricature of her to her instagram, but I don't know how to use it
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>>62839001
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>>62838907

Nose fetishist here, she's alright.
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>>62838655
there should be a rule on arguments that every time someone brings up anything related to nazi germany they lose by default

she didn't even bothered making any point at all and went straight for it
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>>62838945
They get super butthurt because they know their whitenights and "online defense force" will harass anybody who tries to mess with their ego. I just want to know what happened to freedom of expression or even parody law. What makes you such an important comedian that you're immune from jokes? How can you not handle this humor?
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so basically this is 129 weeks old and you want to discuss it for some reason.
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>>62839103
>there should be a rule on arguments that every time someone brings up anything related to nazi germany they lose by default
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>Bantz status: Unhandled
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>>62839103

Something like THIS, perhaps?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_Law
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>>62839128
not exactly what i meant but yeah pretty retarded of me not to know about this
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>>62839129
>Butt status: Bamboozled

>>62838655
That last comment made me laugh.
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>>62838401
Link butthurt tweets please
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>>62839245
>Bamboozled

We've been Ganondorfed!
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>>62838401
She is the definition of "nice body, shame about the face".
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>>62838401
imagine her nosefucking a girl
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>>62839299
Read the fucking thread
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>>62839115
180 weeks actually. topical.
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>>62838655
>immediately jumps into "muh 6 gorillion"
you can't make this shit up.
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>>62838862
Why are you bringing a whole country into this?
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>>62839462
>why do the people in charge of the country I live in, feel it's necessary to have a military base in 130 other nations

Americans are literally the cancer that's destroying this planet and everything on it.
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>>62838945
>Aren't comedians supposed to have thick skin?
the men do, women not so much.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA
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According to urban dictionary, banter is an English thing, no Jew understands this and is offended by it

They dont have The Gift™
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>no one posting her ass in this thread
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pic related
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does she have nudes/bikini shots
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Man I never much cared for her but I can remember when /tv/ would praise her like some kind of goddess this past year, what happened?
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>>62839691
lets see it anon
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i'd so fuck her
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>>62839691

Can her and Iliza Shlesinger stop trying to pretend they are "serious" comedians and just scissor already?
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>>62838945
they walk a path that helps develop a thick skin

hopefully, for her sake, that caricature incident was a stepping stone for her
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>>62839001
it's amazing that a random anon is funnier than some bitch comedian
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>>62838401
Why does she look so much like Bradley Cooper?
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>>62839961
>not chelsea handler
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probably because "bantz" isn't an actual thing

stop trying so hard to make it a thing
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>>62839001
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>>62840268
>being this dumb
it's slang for banter, are you fucking even 12?
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>>62840246
noice
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>>62840268
stop talking like a fucking teenage girl faggot
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>>62838655
she is 100% in the right and rekt him with her final comment tbqh
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>>62840268
>being this incapable of handling the banter

Go to bed, Cam Newton
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>>62840518
>Go to bed, Cam Newton
funny you mention that when the only ones getting butthurt last sunday were the titans fans and their teams inability to keep him from scoring

9-0 fagggggot
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>>62840268
when you need to say "its banter", it's obviously not banter and just offensive/childish

a bit like ITS JUST A PRANK BRO[/SPOILER]
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>>62839497
Boy you sure are buttmad over nothing.
>Americans
>destroying this planet
Have you seen China lately? You have any idea how much polution they cause? Seems to me that you're just jealous that your countrie's military force isn't as great as ours. Also, the US was created because of English expansion. I'm sure people back then bitched about all the English military bases everywhere as well, namely the Indians.
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>>62839961
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I like Nadia Kamil more, she is sexy and funny, have you seen her burlesque
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>>62840885
lul
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actually funny female comedian coming through
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>>62840828
is she funny or just kind of attractive
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>>62839001
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>>62839497
US keeping those bases is to prevent other nations with nukes from just annexing them. IE ukraine.

why are you such a butthurt little faggot? are you 13?
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>>62838582
>Tries to call guy anti-semetic but ends up being anti-semetic herself by implying all Jews have massive noses.

Kek, nice one slut
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>>62838789
Post her ass
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>>62839001
>implying you get to criticize the chosen people
Her grandparents were turned into lampshades when they were five years old you know.
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>>62839497
can barely even run its own government
destroying planet
eagerly awaiting new star wars
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>>62839497
We imperium now
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>>62841046
No, I think she's really pretty too. I find that kind of nose/facial structure to be attractive and more feminine.
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>>62841046
>picking a picture that minimizes the nose hugeness as much as possible

i think you know why people dont like her
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>>62841208
I know she has a big nose and I like women with large noses.

If you don't like it, too bad, I guess.
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>>62840979
pls footfag stop
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>>62839503
Some of the women do. Rosanne comes to mind. But yeah, a lot of them flip shit over nothing (aka Sarah Silverman)
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>>62841024
Even her face isn't that bad. The nose is surgery worthy though. But, ironically, if she had it done, none of us would be posting about her.
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>>62841234
>that filename
KEK, too bad she wouldn't find that funny. It would be insanely attractive if she could actually laugh at herself, especially since that nose is not a flaw in my book.
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>>62841097
Will Trump be our God Emperor of Mankind?
>hates immigrants (xenos)
>golden crown of hair
>wants what's best for the country
>is strong at influencing people
>has an aura of superiority about him
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>>62841261
The Vanessa Huygens one is legitimately beautiful
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Does this offend /tv/? Peele is basically white.
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>>62838655
That isnt her twitter account. Did she make a new one or is this manufactured bait?
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>>62841348
He's better because, unlike the Big E, Trump isn't blinded by ideology. He's the only anti-establishment candidate who isn't dogmatically libertarian on markets, which would destroy us in the current world market.
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>>62841418
No
But I really want her to belittle me and call me names while I'm in a meth induced fuck frenzy
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>>62841418
nah
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>>62841418
I feel sorry for him that he's with a disgusting Jew cunt.
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>>62841430
It's Instagram you colossal retard
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>>62841418
No because he isn't a nigger or a Chad, he's a funny, chubby guy. I'm rooting for him because he's the black version of me. Besides, she's a Jew and it's only fair they lose some of their women to another race if expect everyone else to.
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>>62840507
Go away, JIDF.
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>>62841418
It's well known that's she's just his beard
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>>62841482
>I'm rooting for him because he's the black version of me
I like your show man
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>>62841574
She used to be with Jim Norton too (self-admitted tranny fucker), so this theory probably holds weight.
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>>62840507
shut up nerd
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>>62838401
females dont understand comedy. of course they cant handle bantz.
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>>62841477
kek

>>62838866
double kek
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>>62841687
it'll be the first time a chick gave a BLACK dude AIDS because of the WHITE dude she fucked before
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>>62838655
Wow I didn't knew this.
Dumb bitch glad I dropped your jew cop show
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sup /sp/
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>>62842263
it was good for like 3 episodes
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>>62840994
>she spends her whole career making unfunny jokes about "lol nerds are ugly amirite?"
>guy who draws caricatures draws a caricature of her and her nose the size of the empire state building
>"omg don't you know about dah shoah, dem 6 billion jews were gassed to death in those gas chambers that totally existed cause there's so much proof, how dare you"
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>>62841418
it makes me angry because he deserves better than an angry jew cunt
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>>62838472
>>62838472
>She looks like she's handling it bretty gud.
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>What, did she have a bitch-fit™
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>>62838401
I think her schnozz is cute

I want to make out with her greedy kike face
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>>62838866
the power of timing
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>>62843014
Are you implying that the Holocaust didn't happen?
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>>62839390
hmmm
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>>62839961
I see this and I 'm reminded that character is what makes someone sexy

>>62840828
...then I see this and want to fap


seriously, Schlesinger is not good. Chelsea may be a little better, but not important.

They shouldn't and could never be compared to Sarah
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Her brother invented Huffington Post and BuzzFeed.

They both wish they were black.
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>>62841024
so I see what isolation did to poor Horowicz...
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She's that insecure the entire design of this poster revolves around you not being able to tell how disgustingly over-sized and horribly shaped her beak is.
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>>62841234

i think she can rock that nose desu
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>>62843611
>dat use of editing to remove the massive bridge of her nose
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>>62843174

Hah. I smelled her shitty personality as soon as I saw her do stand-up. Same for Sarah Silverman and Amy Schummer.
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>>62843791
>Same for Sarah Silverman

you can only smell your dad's farts.
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>>62843858
hi sarah.
how's life? still got that depression?
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>>62840828

If you'd call her a degenerate she'd say you're prude, anti-women or Hitler.
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>>62838401
lauren lapkus is good
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>>62843877
nice comeback, I 'll make sure to steer clear of 4chan in the future.
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>expecting comedians to behave rationally
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>>62843929
that would probably be best.
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>>62840268

how to spot the american: the post
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>>62841418
>le fargo man
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>>62839128
google "godwin's law"
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>>62839913
> implying you wouldn't let Sarah dominate you and crush your balls
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Most Jews (especially Hollywood crypto Jews who want people to think they've made it without favoritism) can't handle the bantz when you make fun of their big noses so it's easy to troll them.

I've only seen Chelsea Peretti in B99 but she's good in that. Getting trolled once shouldn't make you the ridicule of a nation forever.
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>>62839913

>Louis CucK
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>>62844097
TBQH Sarah was pretty fucking hot before she got old. Would unironically bang.
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why cant ANY kike handle the bantz? howard stern had a bitchfit when someone called him a hook nosed jew too. fucking heebs think theyre immune from criticism
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>>62843174
Wow, what a thoroughly unlikeable cunt.
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>>62844311
>howard stern had a bitchfit when someone called him a hook nosed jew too
No he didnt. People called him that shit all the time.
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>>62841292
>rosanne
>woman

pick 1
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>howard stern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk
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>>62844394
i cant be arsed to find the video where he chimps out. but good job on defending your brethren, shlomo. here's some shekels
https://youtu.be/HHgxOXEQaFU
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>>62839961
lol nice stick
also post the vid
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She's probably my least favorite character on Brooklyn nine-nine. She basically just copied April Ludgate from Parks and Rec.
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>>62838655
>>62843174
yes because a female comedian would have an internet autistic fit like that.
I think /tv/ just hates any female in the spotlight so they believe anything that makes a woman look bad so the betas on /tv/ can feel better about being a failure.
Protip: if you debate this post you must post at least 2 females that you think are top tier in their hollywood position.
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>>62838655
i'm the only one who kekked at madzzz's comment
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>>62840957
Is that from RuneScape?
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>>62841234
am i doing it rite
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>>62844834
>yes because a female comedian would have an internet autistic fit like that.
but she did
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>>62844906
I went to his instagram, his post isn't there.
Please find another way to prove it.
It's most likely some autistic nerd that just changed the name of some SJW to match her instagram profile so retards on 4chan would have a field day over it.
Which has happened before on /tv/ many times and you retards keep falling for it.
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>>62843611
Jesus fuck if she's that insecure why the hell doesn't she just get a nose job. She obviously has the money.
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>>62844902
Not bad at all
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>>62844962
>I went to his instagram, his post isn't there.
>Please find another way to prove it.
she actually mentions it in her netflix special.
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>hurr durr antisemitism is funny
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>>62845057
I just watched that a couple days ago.
She literally doesn't
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>>62843611
subtle
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>>62845070
wew lad uhh they uhh control the f-f-finances desu
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>>62838401
looks pretty accurate
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>>62844834
>so the betas on /tv/ can feel better about being a failure.

Submissive beta eunuchs don't defend bitches.

They're the white knights that come to their defense.
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>>62843174
>woman comedian proving why women can't be funny

OMGGGG GUYSSSS YOU GUYSSS STOPPPPP

GUYYYSSS
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>>62838655
>Men
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>>62845189
>dat crop
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>>62845154
>im not a loser for hating women you're the loser!
>i bet u kiss girls faget
right, okay.
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>>62844311
A skill in banter is generally a thing of the lower classes and pioneer societies. Jews, being largely upper-class and completely continental in demeanor, have never had to develop thick skins and quick wits because they never needed to prove themselves to anyone.
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>>62839001
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>>62845088

No, she does. I'm not going to re-watch the entire special just to find the clip but this article mentions it: http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2014/11/chelsea-peretti-review-one-of-the-greats.html

>Given that Peretti now has a more pronounced media presence in the wake of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, she also tackles the ill-conceived notion of Googling oneself, a process that she likens to her “version of cutting.” Upon discovering a caricature drawing one person made of her, she comments, ”I don’t know if you can imagine what feature they may have exaggerated… but it wasn’t my big heart.”
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>>62845070
>hurr durr implying that a bitch overreacting to a caricature is in any way involved with being jewish
>implying this isnt just plain vanity and insecurity
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>>62845189
I thought this was Matt Smith until I saw the tags.
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>>62845281
You're a fucking retard if you think that's evidence enough to prove she had an autistic rant on instagram over someone making fun of her nose.
>bu bu but i just want my excuse to make fun and look down on women to feel better about my own failing ego
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>>62841234
top kek
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>>62845360
here's what she said next.

"So I'm looking at it and I'm just like you know what? And I got in the comments I was just like 'Hey I hope you and everyone that liked this dies.'"

and if this doesn't shut you up, then pic is related.
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She literally jokes about her nose in her special and in several other clips I've seen on youtube.

I don't know why you people like to cling to one little thing and base your entire a view of that person on that. It's especially ridiculous because Chelsea is one of the few consistently quality female comedians. This place use to always praise her before that one screenshot. I just don't get it.
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>the desperate mangina in this thread going full damage control mode
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>>62845070
>>hurr durr Jews are special and can't be despised
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>>62845360

Pretending to be retarded is still retarded, friendo.
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>>62838655
NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO OFFEND ME IN MY SAFE SPACE
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>>62845487

Give it up, fag. It's real, he just got too much flak from it so he took it down. I think she can be funny sometimes but she's mostly a giant cunt.
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>>62845487
>Chelsea is one of the few consistently quality female comedians

Whatever floats your boat, anon.
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>>62838401
who?
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>>62845487
>being this in love with her

geez, get a chamber, you two
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>>62845487
A snout full of laughs, is she?
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>>62845487
Comedians spend a lot of their time talking shit about people and things. If they can laugh t themselves as well its not a problem, otherwise its just sad and somewhat pathetic.
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I heard she was real close to getting her own show on comedy central, but she lost out to Amy Schumer by a nose.
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As a caricature artist this frustrates the hell out of me. The whole point of a caricature is to take a person's most unique feature and emphasize it above all else and this guy did a perfect job. It looks just like her
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>>62845899
What does /pol/ have to do with a celebrity butthurt over a caricature exactly?
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>>62845899

You're every bit /pol/ as anybody else is, anon.

You're just on the other side.

At least /pol/ doesn't whine about deleting threads they don't agree with, like you c U c K s always do...
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>>62844902
amazing mspaint skills
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>>62845998

>the "muh kikes" circle jerks that take place in these threads aren't containment board chimps

not sure if /pol/-tier stupid or just pretending. either way you deserve to die slowly.
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>>62845998
>What does /pol/ have to do with a celebrity butthurt over a caricature exactly?

Nobody nose...
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>>62846066
>either way you deserve to die slowly
>people who disagree with me politically should be killed

How marvelously fascist. We're not so different, you and I.
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>>62845432
>if this totally made up quote doesn't shut you up then you're bait
okay
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we need a "women haters /tv/" where females can only be posted if they're being physically mocked or being shown in a negative light.
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Looks like something you'd see on Spitting Image.

Modern hypersensitive face of comedy. My God, the Jew card too. That's like an SJW's nuclear option.
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/tv/ successful women trigger us
/tumblr/ successful white men trigger us
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>>62846034

>You're every bit /pol/ as anybody else is, anon

The main, operative difference is that if you multiplied the average IQ on /pol/ by 3, you still wouldn't have that of the average person, let alone mine.

Every single person in this thread criticizing this bitch gets triggered into tantrums by every single tweet, image, fact, and everything in between that could be warped and twisted to vaguely imply criticism of a white person.
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>>62844883
you're god damn right
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>>62846210
>muh IQ

You're sounding more /pol/ack
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This thread.
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>>62846210
>Every single person in this thread criticizing this bitch gets triggered into tantrums by every single tweet, image, fact, and everything in between that could be warped and twisted to vaguely imply criticism of a white person.

And yet those retards somehow manage to trigger YOU....despite your exceptional, and superior, "intellect".

You're /pol/ too, anon.
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Damn, I didn't even know Liam Neeson was Jew.
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>>62846210
m8 I don't think you have authority to be criticizing triggered tantrums with the amount of asspain of your two posts.
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>>62845899
ebic poast leddit
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I'm confused... Is Zuckerberg Jewish? Where is his Jew nose?
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>>62846210
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>>62846121

The difference is illustrated by your failure to grasp the distinction between handpicking worthless, subhuman sheep like yourself to be deserving of misery and judging entire groups of barely related or unrelated individuals deserving of it. This is because you're brainwashed, and you're brainwashed because your stupidity makes you gullible.

The sheer gravity of dumb required to scream about Jews whenever a Jewish person does anything is totally unrealistic. People as dumb as /pol/ inbreds have no right to exist.
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>>62846358
That bridge looks awfully Jewish.
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>Lads: 6 million
>Jews: 0

JEWISH WOMEN ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
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>>62846403
>. People as dumb as /pol/ inbreds have no right to exist.

And YOU are calling somebody "brainwashed", anon?
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>>62846403
Feel free to stop posting anytime desu. Your narcissism is embarrassing.
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>>62846403
>e
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>>62841687
fawk yeah chippah! tss I bet he touched her cooter or somethin
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>>62846403
>sheep
>brainwashed

Yeah, you're a real independent thinker demonizing the most politically correct ideology to hate.

Wew lad.
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>>62846526
kek
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>>62846298
>>62846316

I never claimed to not be triggered by the combination of impaired intelligence, arrogance, and psychopathy exemplified in the average /pol/ monkey. In an ideal world that combination would warrant capital punishment. Just dropping into remind you circle jerking lesser apes that when the occasional actual PERSON stumbles upon these threads. they are reminded that there is no group in human civilization, including yet-isolated tribes, that is less intelligent than the shitposting retards on your containment board. Literally all of you are that stupid.
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>>62846602
>I'm so bad at handling the bants that I type up paragraphs multiple times in the same thread trying to convince people I'm so much more mature and intelligent than them
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>>62846602
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>>62846602
>supporting capital punishment for posting words you don't like

You actually are no better than those you are upset about. You are the disgrace of liberalism they love to parade around.
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>>62846480

Finding yourself above /pol/ is no different than finding yourself above dogs or cats. You're so stupid... you've refined being stupid to such an art... that you cannot go a single sentence let alone an entire post without showing any relatively intuitive person that you really don't even possess human level intelligence. Every single /pol/ shill post demonstrates complete failure to understand most or all of the following

>basic logic
>problem solving
>consistency
>simple mastery of language
>adult-level avoidance of repetitive/embarrassing behaviors (i.e - hidden porn folder of overweight teen males wearing hats to win internet arguments with)

the list could go on for pages, really.
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>>62846602
>In an ideal world that combination would warrant capital punishment

You really are shockingly fascist. Are you sure you're not a /pol/ack?
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kek
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>>62846723
HE'S STILL GOING LADS

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO MAD?
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>>62846723
>disagreeing with my spastic rants means you're /pol/

Nah lad, you're autistic as fuck.
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>>62846723
you are displaying horrendous levels of insecurity, most often stemming from a long history of self-loathing

I hope you get better, senpai
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>>62846602
wow its been a very long time since ive seen a person actually mad in a thread.
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>>62838655
It makes laugh every fucking time I see shitheads so mad they put an inexplicable question mark at the end?
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>>62846798
>>62846639

If someone is typing up eloquent, creative paragraphs in the time it takes you to repost your favorite image next to a copy+paste of the person wrecking your overweight neo-nazi ass, then they actually are proving they're several times more intelligent than you are. Mad maybe, but anyone who isn't mad at the subhumanity of /pol/ being allowed to crawl out of its hole via 4chan is retarded as fuck. You all really do represent everything wrong with our society, mainly because your stupidity precludes you from even conceptualizing what you're doing wrong, let alone fixing it.

What's most sad is that anyone with 45 minutes of browsing experience can spot your retarded shilling even when you try to hide it, as well as easily predict which threads your shilling will pop up in. At this point you drooling, inbred failures are probably conditioned in the Pavlovian sense to be full shill-alert mode at the mere glimpse of an aquiline nose in your peripheral vision.

>Cue 3 hours of whining about Jews at the drop of a hat, but a black guy in Star Wars is why I'm still a virgin

Fascist elimination of your kind is completely warranted. You should all be shipped to an island with nothing on it. Wireless cameras could record your final moments of blaming Jews for the salt content of ocean water, which would subsequently be laughed at on youtube by everyone.

Fuck off and die. Alternatively, fuck off back to your containment board with a population so invariably retarded that a global rule was made to clarify that they should stay put.
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>>62846551
Tssyeah, had that bitch cummin' buckets I bet.
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>>62847044
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>62847044
>Fascist elimination of your kind is completely warranted.
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>>62847044
>he's still typing all this thinking anyone will respond with anything other than laughter
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>>62847044
>eloquent, creative paragraphs
There's someone doing that here?
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>>62847044
JIDF detected.
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>>62847044
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>>62847044

You /pol/, nigger.
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>>62847044
>Fascist elimination of your kind is completely warranted. You should all be shipped to an island with nothing on it. Wireless cameras could record your final moments of blaming Jews for the salt content of ocean water, which would subsequently be laughed at on youtube by everyone.
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>>62838401
How does someone so hot have such a terrible choice in men? She could be banging male models.
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>>62841024
>theasswasfat.png
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>>62841046
Her face is fucking amazing.
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>>62847164
>>62847157
>>62847149
>>62847137
>>62847124
>>62847122
>>62847090

>269 word post
>Typed up in under 2 minutes at my typing speed + effortless creative language use
>Generous estimate that the average /pol/ poster types at 25 WPM
>Nearly 15 minutes typing time + an additional 10 minutes to use a thesaurus
>From their perspective these posts take nearly a half an hour to produce... they actually take under 2 minutes

Makes sense they're so fucking assmad now

>>>/pol/ though, circle jerk with your fellow peck-typing retards there.
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>>62846602
>poor baby can't handle the bantz
>better type a fucking novel, that'll show 'em how superior I am
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>>62847301
THAT'S RIGHT LAD, STAND STRONG, I'M SURE YOU'LL SHOW ALL OF US ONE DAY
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