Apprentice thread
Week 7
Discount store in Manchester
Who's going to win? Who do you want to win? Thoughts on the ABSOLUTE MADMAN triple firing last week?
tfwkbwnsyof
alrigh lads
I'd do anal with Brady tb h given the chance
>>62835302
>Who's going to win?
Brett, obviously.
Alan Sugar is a cunt
Did you hear about Stuart Baggs?
He's been BRANDED dead!
>off you go
it's their house you twonk. you fuck off
I've been watching the apprentice since season 1 and have been posting on 4chan for about 8 years. This is my first apprentice thread, quite giddy tbH but a bit gutted I've missed out on so many years of banter.
where is everyone?
tfw can't watch live because won't pay TV license and have to wait for iPlayer
>>62835739
theres another thread
Yellow won imo
This is now the live thread
economic use of an existing thread
good lad, you're not fired
>>62835739
WE HERE NOW.
Boardroom time.
Selina has 2muchass imo lads.
LADS
>>62835719
popycasta
Dunno who won lads
Honestly I think Joseph is great, he's my favourite for winning at this rate
>tfw you were the oldest one in the last thread
I need to stop coming here
![qjypjkxswh[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DklDfqq.png "qjypjkxswh[1].png")
>post yfw Roisin is in this thread right now
Vana
Richard
Bald guy
Interview finalé tbbh lads
>>62836660
check the times lid
Scott has lost
I WANNUH BE TEAM LEADUH LUYK.
>>62836674
>implying yellow didn't win
If they switcharoo me I'm going to be furious
OH FUCK OFF SUGAR
WE
KNOW
Claude is a laugh
>Selled out
Brett's about to get dicked for his fraud on the prices.
Oh, Italian guy is still in this?
when will the 30 minute boardroom meme fuck off and die already
>told off for bogof
i thought alan loved a trier?
what a price
claude needs some fucking antidepressants
>>62836673
taigs out
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>>62836691
No I mean they are in the grand final.
>>62836657
Who is this Venus for my penis?
>>62836673
SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!
>>62836668
how old are you m8?
Who here /Brett/
Just hit 24 hours smoke-free, lads. 22 minutes until the shop closes, tempted as fuck to go buy a pack. Please help.
Claudes permanently got a face like a slapped arse. Lighten up you bald cunt.
>>62836739
Think of what you could buy with £7
>>62836739
Have a wank to Vana instead
>>62836739
Have some self respect you faggot
>>62836739
Just quit you weak minded piece of shit
>>62836739
Stay and laugh at idiots with us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ss-59fi4nM
Joseph is going to fucking win the entire thing. I can see the ambition in his eyes.
>>62836739
Just have a wank
CHUCKLE BROTHERS MENTIONED
>>62836742
being a miserable old cunt is part of his charm
makes him excellent during the interview week, shame we won't see that this year
Sugar has the weakest fucking banter
>>62836739
Go on, you deserve a good smoke
>Sam has failed doing any sort of maths in 2 different tasks now
how did he get on the show?
>integral calculus
>hard
Literally had a 17 year old Paki on Kids Apprentice DOING calculus in the fucking taxi to work out margins.
>>62836760
lad
>>62836739
>really leaving this thread and missing Sugar.
I'll never understand that addiction.
Scotts qt.
Not a kuck btw.
>Karren enjoying it a bit too much when the men make a mistake
fucking fat whore
>>62836793
>the forced laughter after every attempt at banter
>>62836793
its not integral calculus anon
>>62836739
First three days are the hardest, just keep that in mind and hopefully that'll keep you strong for the days ahead when it gets easier
BANTS
BRETT DRANK FROM THE WATER
HES FUCKED
Amerilards btfo
>>62836798
words
>>62836799
>Literally had a 17 year old Paki on Kids Apprentice DOING calculus in the fucking taxi to work out margins.
How the fuck does that work?
>>62836800
I know, I know.
>Karen will never insult the size of your cock
>Her fat arse will never dwarf your cock whilst you desperately thrust and thrust
Why live?
>>62836799
>calculus
>margins
No.
At most you'd use algebra.
Fraudsters BTFO
>>62836799
>watching Appentice junior
fuck off paedo
>This task was not about individual sales numbers
SELINA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>62836843
are you married with kids?
>>62836839
Can't remember his name, but the paki boy who won junior apprentice was literally busy making financial models on pen and paper in the taxi en route to a task one week.
SELINA CONFIRMED FOR COAL BURNER.
>Self preservate
>unsold stock is a good thing
Fuck off
Dipshit maths boy going home
>Sucking Scott's dick already
That won't save you from the boardroom.
RIP Sam
>switcharoo
Called it
>>62836883
Is this the rape thing?
>>62836870
yeah.
I blame laptops. its too easy to just sit and do fuck all
Whites only finale again.
>Unsold stock
What a joke.
Based Richard wins again
>Claude whingeing all show about them pricing too high
>sell loads, make more money, and win the task
Claude you know nothing pal
Sam or Brett going home.
SCOTT'S OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT LAD
NO ROOM FOR DARKIES ON THIS SHOW
JOSEPH DOES IT AGAIN
Does anyone seriously think he won't win?
Why was value of the stock taken into account?
Usually isn't
>>62836919
how long have you been posting on 4chan for?
i'm jealous tbH
Virtually anyone could go except Vana. Be very surprised if she gets fired.
>Going up the Shard
Wow BBC breaking the bank. Costs a whole £25 to get up there.
>most iconic building
>the shard
Shit's been there about a year, its hardly Big Ben
Gart undefeated still
>>62836935
Sam I think
Not quite sure how he is still in the process
>>62836924
Don't you know how assets work?
GOODBYE SAM YOU STUPID FAGGOT
>>62836944
Why wouldn't it be?
If you have the most stock, you sold the most shit
Basic maths
>you are now the highest thing in europe
you fuckin wish nigga
420.jpg
>Losing to the brummie
Lmfao. How dumb can you be?
>Makes over £1000
>Gets sent to the fucking shard
Jesus what a copout
>>62836941
I think he's favourite with the bookies.
>>62836944
Because they used the money they made to buy more
>Richard through
These rewards are getting shittier and shittier. I'd rather go the comfy Bridge Cafe tbqh.
>highest thing in Europe
Nah Richard, that's only you
>The sad violin
Kek
This week's prize: standing about in a cold, empty room drinking a single glass of Tesco champagne.
I raped Selina with the lads in Dubai.
AMA
>>62836944
It always is on the "smell what sells" task
Brett digging himself into a hole
>>62836968
I know how your mum's assets work, m8.
She so wants Richard's D.
>>62836995
Does she squirt?
>>62836989
jej
BUDGET CUTS
Sam's gone
>>62836979
He looks a bit like the guy who made minecraft
>>62836944
>>62836973
This desu, otherwise a business that sold loads, but replenished with a shitload of stock right before the snapshot was taken (in this case at 5pm on day 1) wouldn't win.
Better be sam or the black one
>>62836995
Was she tight?
Did she orgasm?
>you are the highest thing in europe
based richard does not even acknowledge mountains
>>62836956
>go into an office block
>thats 25£ m8
>LONDON
>>62836948
too long on /sp/
Anyone but Vana can go, desu, hearing her speak Chinese earlier gave me the horn.
Be very surprised if Scott or Vana goes.
>>62837017
Maybe both
Much as she's fit I'd not mind Selina going, all she does is whine
This lad would rape this year's competition.
>>62836979
He is so based
Selina is probably a typical rape victim, now obsessed with Muslim cocks
>>62836989
rather do the fitness again desu
>>62837021
Londoncuvks will defend it
>>62836989
>Champagne
Prosecco m8. This is the beeb we're talking about.
Selina will survive this, there was a preview of a scene of Joseph shouting at her in the cafe.
Should be that mug Sam otherwise. He already fucked up on the task he was supposed to lead and win.
>>62837008
Nah, she did get quite wet tho
>>62837018
About average
She didn't orgasm no
>>62837033
weeaboo
GET EM, BRETT.
>>62836974
>what are mountains
Wasn't even the highest in England
selina and scott have definitely fucked
Sam will go.
Selina has to go though, she's just a cunt.
>>62837044
Selina is not fit, where does this meme come from.
Team with the most women lost.
Just saying
>>62837047
There's really no standout candidates this year
Sam is literally gone he did shite
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>>62837061
>>62837084
Angry handjob la
>>62837047
>Le back seat driver aussie man
His business idea was dumb af. He was just up against a bunch of literal retards.
>>62837084
she's trashy and i bet her voice is proper sexy when she's in bed with you
>>62837084
She's a slag
>>62837054
>get to the shard
>get out of the taxis
>uh, sorry guys i seem to have left my wallet at tv centre, can you all pay your own tickets and just claim back on expenses thanks...
big black scott is going to rip sam a new asshole and shout maths equations up it
the black guy will win it cos he speaks well
Sam absolutely positively rekt
Selina is the typical kind of bitch who would exaggerate a sexual encounter and turn it into a rape cry
Spiteful cow
>>62837092
>odd socks
Absolutely BASED
>>62837092
>odd socks
LITERALLY David Brent
>>62837047
Is that Ricky Martin?
>>62837104
>He was just up against a bunch of literal retards.
This year isn't exactly much better.
Brett is literally a maverick. You have to make sacrifices for him because he gets results.
>>62837054
>Prosecco
Cava mate, this is the BBC.
Please fuck off Sam you haven't done anything
FUCKING HELL SELINA
>>62837128
I raped her, she wasn't exaggerating at all
It was savage
>>62837108
yeah i bet its so sexy when she starts sobbing and crying because she keeps getting rape flashbacks
>>62837146
>Cava
Fizzy water and apple juice m8, this is the BBC after all
>>62837084
Not a meme, I think that dude was the first one to say she's fit. I wouldn't even hatefuck her though.
>>62837134
>>62837137
Odd socks mind
>I'm not going to make personal comments
>But he's why I don't like about the personality of people
You lucky bitch Selina
SCOTT WRECKING SAM
>Bringing back Brett
Ya blew it.
SAM GONE SAM GONE SAM GONE SAM GONE SAM GONE SAM GONE SAM GONE SAM GONE
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>>62836169
>get to see Selina for another week
>>62837146
>Cava
It's Chardonnay run through a soda stream. It's the BBC.
What do you think of Claude compared to Nick?
Still miss Margaret. Did love when she'd return for the interviews and just call out all the bullshit on their CV's.
>not selina
What a mong
Selina is the dictionary definition of a bitch
Should have picked Sam and Selina tbhfam
Scott smells weakness in the bender
So obvious
>Brett
>not Selina
Oh you fucked up hard
I want to rub my cum into Vana's eyebrows
>Not Selina
Fuck you Scott I hope you go.
QUEERS OUT
>Saving Selina
C U C K
U
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Scott speaks very well in the boardroom.
Sam's outta here
Selina literally off the hook
Brett literally screwed himself over right at the end
>Brett
U fucking wot, he did literally nothing wrong
>>62837167
Pre paki rape, obviously
>>62837186
you can't get the brett
>>62837092
Until now I thought the David Brent comparions were a bit exaggerated.
Sam will go because Lord Sugar is never, ever, going to do business with a poofter.
>people missing the point
Bringing back Brett guarantees that Sam leaves. Tactical voting nigguhz
>>62837205
kek, would watch
>>62837214
I agree, he doesn't lose his head and yell like the other guys.
Brett's the master of exerting his authority on others. Dont bring this madman back into the boardroom he'll just kuck you hard.
>>62837245
Brett really doesn't like Scott though, that's clear
scott not bringing back vana and selina because he's shagged every bird on the show
probably fucks sam for the bants
SCOTT BTFO LYING NIGG
SMASH YOUR FACE IN
apprentice slags
>>62837198
Im hoping this guy is one of the interviewers
SMASH HIS FACE IN SCOTT
>>62837197
>Chardonnay run through a soda stream
Whoa let's not break the bank here.
Tesco Value Sparkling and Robinson's will do.
lmao caught lying
nigger going home
LYING IN THE BOARDROOM
YOU DONE FUCKED UP BOY!
>made up threat of violence
YOU'RE FUCKING GONE M8
>Scott caught out lying about Brett threatening him with violence
Karen's really digging her nails in this week.
Everytime the camera pans to the receptionist she's on the exact same spreadsheet
>>62837272
This bitch is the underrated GOAT fittie of apprentice.
YOU'RE FUCKING OUT
CAN'T LIE ABOUT SHIT LIKE THAT LA
>>62837265
Sam rejected him which is why he's going all aggro on him
SCOTT LYING
IM A GUD BOY
DINDU NUFFIN WRONG. BIG WHITE MAN TRIED TO KEEP ME DOWN.
>>62837273
he was last series
>bring back nick for the interviews
>You will never smash someones face in
JUST
SMASH
>Moyes
Mentioned
>>62837305
his fucking face was priceless.
Anyone got a screencap?
>>62837278
>>62837281
I think he might have convinced himself that he heard it. You wouldn't just lie like that because everyone would (and did) call you out on it.
SMASH
>>62837288
just minimised solitaire 2bh
>moyes
I bet Brett did say that but they just cut of the cameras and now there all pretending 2bh
>>62837328
BIG
>>62837309
thanks, that completely went past me
>>62837328
YOUR
Not maths
did sam just cum?
>>62837328
CHAT
Haha Brett really hates Scott and it's purely personal.
>moyes
Scott's gonna have a breakdown
>>62837334
Same shit every week. So sneaky
Sam's a gonner.
SMASH
YOUR
MOYES
IN
CHAT SHIT GET SMASHED
>Moyes
OUTRAGEOUS
Muh business plan
CANT GET THE BRETT
>tfw no susan gf
>>62837352
There isn't glitter all over the table so I guess not.
Muh business plan
.Sugar doesn't like that brett is brunt and straightforward
FUCK YOU SUGAR THAT'S SOMETHING YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU LIKE IN PEOPLE BECAUSE IT REMINDS YOU OF YOURSELF
cunt
POOFTERS = BTFO
CANT STOP THE SCOTT
Fucking hate this bit where the music randomly peaks
SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO SAM BTFO
Sam such a fucking fairy
>SAM
WHEEEY. POSHOS BTFO.
>questioning sacking Brett because he alienates people
he gets the fucking job done. You get people like him all the time and 2bh people wanna be like him
>I don't think I can work with someone as straight forward as you
Sugar to Brett. Prize bellend
I'm 90% sure Brett is completely autistic.
