What seriously happened to him?
he got set up, he got jumped
he's sick of this shit
he lives for this shit
got the HIV
>>62829580
the wrong one died
>>6282958
He's turned into Phil
He was a useless appendage/parasite in both Jackass and CKY
His soul mate passed
WASTED AND WOUNDED
A
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AND
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WOUNDED
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>>62829626
payback's a bitch, motherfu-
wooohahoooo
CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL
WASTEED
>>62829580
Bam transcended time, space, and an acceptable waistline and became the god of earth rockers.
Just glad Niki wasn't there
>>62829773
>she woulda seen him get his fuckin ass kicked
I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT.
>>62829580
He turned into a greasy fucking caveman.
>>62829790
word on the street is that she's got a big mouth on her. I'm sure that would have complicated things - potentially even made them worse.
rabb himself = brandico = steveO > weeman > pontius > knoxville > dunn > bam > england > ehren
Somebody post a picture of the twerp that kicked Bam's ass.
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD
>>62829580
he needs to go fishing if you know what I mean
he's smart
why did nikki go to jail with a black guy?
>>>/iceland/
>>62829872
don vito > all
>>62829921
B L A C K E D
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>>62830024
;__;
>>62829580
He thinks hes still relevant
>>62830218
Damn I like this casters beard.
>>62829580
This is what happened.
>>62830254
>not knowing based Gavin Mcinnes
YouTube this man
>>62829580
It's not just him.
Try looking up the IMDB page for any of the other jackass guys, it's some really depressing reading.
The only one who still has something that vaguely resembles a career is Knoxville.
>>62830363
what about steveo? Last I saw he was getting shot in the ass by MGK
Can i become a earthrocker? Btw im not a musician
>>62830568
no. fuck you
My goldfish died yesterday, I'm gonna build him a skatepark.
>>62829580
his friend who was closer to him than i am to any of my family members died horrifically young. he isnt even the same person anymore.
>>62830663
>died horrifically young
from being a piece of human shit who decided to drive while drunk
Vulcan idiots
>>62830752
doesnt change the fact he died horrifically young.
>>62829626
>he got set up, he got jumped
by who? for what?
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED
>>62830956
Nikki and the black guy.
>>62829580
He still looks incredibly good for what people are consisting "JUST"
His skin and hair and all that shit is still are way better than mine, and hes prob over ten years older than me.
>>62829580
His best friend Ryan Dunn died in a car crash 4 years ago, he's dead and gone, Iceland's his favorite place, Bam's gonna build him a skatepark. You don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker, Andrew Stranberg is an earth rocker. His other friend Branden Novak is on heroin again, he's back in rehab for the 16th time, good luck with that one. He's sick of all the bullshit, he's sick of all the shit, he doesn't even go out anymore cause he hates every motherfucker and he doesn't care what they're up to. 4 years he wasted, sipping on drinks at the bar, chit chatting with nobodies. Now he stays at home, like a fucking hermit, he's not gonna take any shit from anybody. He knows whats going on, he got set up, he got jumped, he thanks God Nicki wasn't there to watch him get his fucking ass kicked, she would have wound up with a black eye and went to jail, she has a big mouth. He lives for this shit, he loves it, bring it the fuck on paybacks a bitch motherfucWHOOAAAAAOOOOH WAAAAAAAOOOHHHH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED?
he got raped by a black man in an alley
>>62829903
kek
>>62830568
Did your friend die in a car accident 4 years ago?
Who else joins them?
I suggest Sheen
>>62831013
>he's sick of this shit
>he lives for this shit
which one is it bam
WASTED AND WOUNDED
What is an "earth rocker"?
>>62829663
>tfw ryan dunn died but rabb himself is still alive
>>62831628
Not necessarily a musician
>>62829872
raab himself is literally the only one of those guys that has never made me laugh
>>62829872
Why is there no black or hispanic guy in the group?! Are they racist?
>>62831866
yes
Watched the original jackass movie on Netflix last night. There's a scene where bam, Tony hawk and matt Hoffman dress up in fat suits and ride the half pipe. Bam looks about the same then as he does now. The irony.
BRING IT THE FUCK ON
>>62831383
if sheen's aids is confirmed then yes
>>62831383
lars ulrich because they need a drummer
You have to be a musician to be a rock lobster.
>>62829580
he got his shit fucked up tbqh
>>62832066
fuck you and your dubs
Someone explain this meme for me?
>>62832149
Do you know who bam is?
>>62832170
I don't get why you constantly make JUST-threads of him
>>62829580
He became an earth rocker
>>62832197
Have you seen his earth rocker video after he got beat up in Iceland?
>>62832197
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tks_6VzRjXk
>>62832216
>>62832271
nice kek
>>62831866
>hispanic guy in the group?!
Wee-man
"My life has been a themepark ride til 4 years ago when my best friend died, that means I have the right to throw a hissyfit forever." Bam Margera 2015
>>62832460
You stoke thaaat from youtube senpai
>>62831975
It has already been confirmed by himself. You didn't see the interview he did? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng5WSbZ9M08
He's starting to look like his dad, he just needs to gain another 100-150 pounds
>>62829580
Wish I was an earth rocker tbqh (to be quite honest) bam (bamily)
>>62832681
This tbqh senpai meme is pretty funny
bam just needs to have kids while he's still living with his parents and the keks will be complete
>>62832721
Lol i wrote senpai not senpai lol does tv have a meme assist system that adds memes to your post to make it funnier
jackass 2 is my favorite movie
>>62832009
Lars is pretty JUST
>>62831866
Compton Ass Terry
>>62831866
why is there no white people in nwa? are they racist?
Ryan Dunn died the way he lived
With car parts in his ass
>>62829580
Why'd you post an image of Phil instead of Bam?
>>62833314
Ryan Dunn died the way he lived.
Like a faggot.
>>62831013
I can't breath
>>62829773
>Nikki probably would have wound up with a black guy and went to jail
>she's hot a big mouth
What did he mean by this?
>>62829872
>ranking literal nobodies
M8
>>62830568
are you sick of all the shit? Hey man, you don't have to be an musician to be an earth rocker.
>>62829580
rabb himself looks like a discount matt damon.
>>62829580
>HamBurgera.jpg
>>62829580
it's genetic, have you not seen his father or uncle don vito
>>62832149
Hey man, all I know is you don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker.
>>62829833
The fuck happened?
>>62833661
>tfw i found out that he actually says "black eye", not "black guy".
Really takes some of the kek out of the video.
>>62833817
His earth was rocked.
>>62833821
shut up you fucking underage faggot
>>62833855
Don't call my girlfriend underaged you snot nosed punk.
>>62829872
I'd put england above bam.
So according to Bams twitter Novak is sober again. Can Novak now become an Earth Rocker? I don't know for sure if he can play an instrument.
>>62829921
She's got a big mouth
>>62829580
He looks like fat Chris Pratt
>>62833900
>Thinking there's any hope for a guy who's been in and out of rehab 16 times.
Do you think Bam was always this naive, or did it happen after his shit got fucked up?
>>62833966
Well in October he tweeted and posted a pic of him with Novak saying he was sober. There's always hope for an Earth Rocker.
I think he doesn't have any direction in life right now. He thought he'd be spending his adult years with Ryan Dunn partying and doing concerts or some shit,
but Dunn died and now he has no plan and no idea what to do.
/earthrocker/ general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWXzLZSNkDI
getting jumpan
being sick of this shittan
chittchatting to fucking nobodiesan
>>62829580
H.I.V happened
>>62834140
I don't believe this.
>>62829580
Jesus he kind of looks like Dunn now
>>62830127
Well shit, didn't know he died.
>>62834140
sauce on HIV?
He turned into Jay McGuiness
>>62834769
It's probably bullshit, seeing as it's coming from a single person on Facebook who "knows a guy"
>>62830254
>Damn I like this casters beard.
>>62829580
cocaine, lots and lots of cocaine.
classic cokebloat
>>62831013
>Stranberg
>>62831156
>Hippies for Israel
>>62832405
Wee man is a dwarf
>>62834140
those fucking assholes with the french flag piss me off.
>>62835106
its ok, bashir
>>62829872
this is spot on.
>>62835257
it's not
it's like those people with the "support our troops" stickers.
Stickers are easy to put.
I've got a friend that really wants to see this, he says he's curious about what Bam is talking about with "getting jumped." I've explained a million times that he literally got punched in the face for being a cunt, but my friend is still convinced there's some conspiracy story here. What do I tell him to fully illustrate this will be a waste of his time?
>>62835382
>he literally got punched in the face for being a cunt
Wrong. He got set up and jumped.
>>62833224
eminem
>>62835352
those people usually have family that are troops and so they do really support them.
>>62835257
this is more like the colored bracelets that are really just to show off your "caring"
>>62835413
Did this begin the process of becoming wasted and wounded? Did the bruising fester into a physical and spiritual disease?
>>62835459
I wasn't talking about them, but even still, support the troops to do what? Invade a country and steal its resources, while calling it "protection"?
>>62829833
>man rings
>>62835473
>Did the bruising fester into a physical and spiritual disease?
No. It opened his eyes, now he knows what's going on and he's sick of the bullshit.
>I WANNA BEND MY DICK TO MY ASS
Genes and probably became a lazy comfort eating fatass due to depression too.
>>62835591
woah there Mr College Freshmen. no need to get into all that. Just talking about some Aunt that puts a sticker on her car because she actually cares about someone in service. unlike the people that use the facebook flag just to part of something they aren't really part of. I was mostly agreeing with you.
>>62835382
He got punched in the face in Iceland by a group of Icelandic rappers. Bam is fond of Scandinavia and wants to build a skatepark in Iceland. The rappers don't like skating. That's pretty much it.
The conspiracy?
Bam Margera is a part of Element, which means if he builds a skatepark, he can stock it with Elemental clothing and make more $$$. Not really a conspiracy
Also, he's 35 so he has the body of a 35 year old man. Nothing happened to him
>>62835760
Let's hope that works. He says he wants to hear Bam's side of the story, for whatever reason, but there's no helping that if it comes to it.
>>62835884
Why doesn't he just look up the videos himself if he wants to know about?
>>62835953
It sounds like a strange loyalty, that he remembers him from his childhood so he wants to see his movie.
>>62835884
Bam is a pretty smart guy, and probably one of the smartest of the Jackass crew with his movie. People forget that he was one of the producers and directors, and also one of the producers for Viva La Bam. He's probably the richest of the Jacksss crew, maybe Knoxville is richer, because he was the main producer
>>62835676
What 'genes' fucking faggot? Him living like shit and looking like shit as a result has nothing to do with genes
>>62835760
>The rappers don't like skating.
Thats why they don't realize its normal for skateparks to have some shop attached to it
>>62829872
WASTED AND WOUNDED
>>62836039
It's just a movie. It won't hurt your friend to watch it if he wants to.
>>62836172
I'm mostly just looking for argument fuel, I don't actually mind if he sees it
>>62836135
You mean besides his paternal family being a bunch of unhealthy fat slobs. Yeah living like shit has a lot to do with it but genes can fuck you over too, Bam was never going to grow old gracefully bad lifestyle or not.
>>62833817
Pissed myself at this post
>>62836153
most gyms and golf ranges do too. I think the official name is "pro-shop"
Bam dropped out of high school at 16 to skate and film, so I imagine other kids or people skating holds a place dear to him
>>62836325
He made 40 million dollars selling junk merchandise to those kids while Steve-O is living out of a motel and has to shoot youtube videos to pay for his meals.
>>62836386
Bam made a movie called Haggard in 2003, and he paid $500,000 out of pocket for it to be produced. In 2001 he stared in Jackass, now before that he had only been doing minor home videos and skating for Team Element, so I bet Dickhouse only paid him $1,000,000 or less. Plus he bought that big house for Viva La Bam. I think the bulk of his money came from producing Viva La Bam and staring in the Jacksss sequels
>>62829580
Everyone died.
Then he got fat.
Then Don Vito died.
End of story.
>>62836556
How much money could Viva La Bam have possibly made? Serious probably but not a fuckton more than Wild Boyz.
Selling toys and t-shirts to stupid kids is where the real money is. Ask George Lucas.
>>62829580
Best friend died
He discovered deli meats
His Italian genes took over
>>62836769
Viva La Bam was WAY more popular than Wild Boyz.
>>62829580
Diabetes
>>62836769
You underestimate how popular Viva La Bam really was. I'd say it was more popular than Jersey Shore and those idiots got paid as fuck.
>>62836769
A lot. MTV and Comedy Central started a massive bidding war. Like I said, Bam is pretty smart with his money. He dropped out of high school to start promoting CKY and himself. 4 years later Johhny Knoxville came calling asking him to join him for a little project called Jackass. People forget that Bam and Ryan Dunn were the second and third Jacksss after Knoxville. The rest is history.
Sources say he was getting paid close to $250,000 per episode.
>>62836809
>>62836888
>>62837040
I had no idea..
>>62836888
>>62836809
Not everywhere. Just in America, i thought Viva la bam only got 2 seasons.
>>62837114
Some of his early stuff in the 90s was fun
http://youtu.be/uqCrGIyGxCo
http://youtu.be/-wDrdWaEa-0
>>62833951
>chris pratt
he should be fat already with that name
>>62834108
fuckin love clutch
>>62829580
i am phil now
>>62838206
Thanks thread police
>>62831383
>JUST
Suicide Squad
He looks so much like his father now that he's fat, goddamn.
Ryan Dunn is still alive and kicking
>>62838886
JUST
>>62838943
WHITE WHALE
>>62838968
HOLY GRAIL
>>62839007
MY FACE UP
>>62839007
WHITE WHALE
Bam is a massive pussy
any time the jokes on him he has an epic fit regardless of how mild the prank was
but is totally fine with sucker punching full force people
>>62830944
>horrifically young
>34
>living a charmed life of fame and fun for over a decade
Nigga, a coworker of mine's daughter died of brain cancer when she was 4. That's horrifically young.
>>62832271
So, where's the original video where he says all that?
>>62829872
I always liked Knoxville the best. He's the most famous one and could have gotten by by just doing bullshit, but no, he does the most dangerous stunts out of any of em.
![71219-28490[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Yb4JWRY.gif "71219-28490[1].gif")
>>62829580
He's becoming his dad lmao
>>62840026
i can't tell if this is becoming a meme or it's just people saying I JUST GOT HERE LOL WHAT'D I MISS?
>>62840065
H I S D A D
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>>62835591
*tips fedora*
>>62839959
That is the original video. It's THAT bad.
>>62840227
Wh-What's all that shit at the end of it that looks like a video game? And where did Bam upload this?
>>62835014
Not saying he hasn't done a lot of coke but he had a hernia and bone spurs in his heels that didn't allow him to do much physical activity so he gained like 20 pounds.
>>62831383
>>62832009
You don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker.
>>62829580
If you look at him in jackass 2, he literally looks exactly the same only like 50-100 pounds lighter and his nose is a little smaller.
Nigga just needs to lose weight. I hope he keeps going and becomes obese though.
>>62840490
>>62831383
Maybe someday I'll sit down and shop a bunch of celebrities faces onto the JUSTice League. Feel free to take up that job for me.
>>62831383
Andrew Schramberg
>>62840578
>Andrew Schramberg
wat
>>62840508
i know but i wanted to make it a band
>>62837114
Yeah, Bam is rich as fuck. He still lives in West Chester too so his mansion and property weren't nearly as expensive as they would be California or something.
>>62831013
His best friend Smee died in a plane crash 4 years ago, he's dead and gone. The sky his favorite place, he's gonna build him an aircraft. You don't have to be a friend to be a masked man. Juan Ovyu is a masked man. His other friend Doctor Pavel is on Gotham again, he was grabbed for the 16th time, good luck with that one. He's sick of all the bullshit, he's sick of all the shit. He doesn't even go out anymore cause he hates every hired gun and he doesn't care what they're up to. 4 years he wasted, filling flight plans with the agency, shooting men before throwing them out of a plane. Now he stays at home, like a fucking hermit, he's not gonna take any shit from anybody. He knows whats going on, he got set up, he got master-planned, he thanks God Bane wasn't there to watch him get his fucking ass kicked, he would have wound up with a black eye and went to jail. He's a big guy. He lives for this shit, he loves it, bring it the fuck on. Paybacks a bitch motherfucWHOOAAAAAOOOOH WAAAAAAAOOOHHHH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED?
What the fuck happened that made /tv/ really into bam lately? I've seen so many threads and they all get replies.
Also this picture makes me sad, I remember when they were so young.
>>62840490
Too low profile.
>>62840837
Not sure honestly. I don't even understand the Earth Rocker video. Is it for some project Bam is working on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxe1ZB7vnx4
>>62840905
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg4VtoBgFL0
>>62840881
That's part of why it's so JUST. A celebrity more-or-less just pretended to be another trashy guest on Dr. Phil.
>>62840837
Damn looks like England trying to hold back his tears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvIGmRg54pE
>>62840929
I'll watch it. Seems like it's basically a new CKY release.
>>62829872
>underrating England and Ehren
Every time, Reddit
>>62840929
Novak is such a filthy, disgusting human being.
>>62841121
Indeed. Can't wait till he dies desu
>>62829700
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>>62833817
JUST
>>62841121
Novak tried to bang his own mom.
Am I bad for repeating this? I probably am.
>>62840333
Please answer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeCrpUEITdY
Favorite JUSTice league member?
>>62841252
Well good luck with that. Sick of the bullshit.
>>62838501
Thanks facebooker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJEZUoZe9-c
JU$$$T https://youtu.be/3yfls_Un8AQ
>>62841382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xujYZsuf-S0
>tfw wounded but not wasted right now
I need to go to the bar and get wasted while I chit chat with fuckin nobodies. I live for this motherfu
Who's gonna post this tomorrow?
He's actually morphing into Ryan Dunn.
>>62836246
What the FUCK does his parents living like shit and looking like shit have anything to do with genes? Don't talk about subjects you have no fucking clue about you sack of shit
>>62841512
Janitor is back to deleting all Bam threads. This is the 16th one made today. Good luck with that.
>>62841483
Millennial's Bon Jovi?
Bam has a cool taste in music
CKY
HIM
Turbonegro
Bloodhound Gang
Clutch
GWAR
Polkadot Cadaver
All good bands desu.
>>62841641
Anathema and old Lacrimas Profundere are also quite nice tbqh
>>62841596
no, that would be Eagles of Death Metal.
>>62841641
Polkadot Cadaver got real old real fast. It was a fun little project for the first album. Todd's lost his lyric writing skills from the old DFD days, and it all just sounds the same now.
>>62841641
>HIM
>good
No.
>>62832271
At least he's got Anathema is playing in the background. Good tastes in music.
>>62841695
Lyric writing is secondary to me really, a good song can still overcome meh lyrics. What's suffered the most is his songwriting (melodies, etc.) ability.
The last great song by him was 2012's "Under the Moonlight". Both new DFD albums were meh as hell.
And overall, he's just a blatant as fuck Mike Patton ripoff. That being said, he's a REALLY GOOD one.
>>62841757
To my point above, great voice, skilled instrumentation, and fantastic catchy melodies. I'm not taking the melodramatic cockrock lyrics seriously. At least their first 3 albums were really good, they suck now.
>>62841641
>CKY
Shit
>HIM
Gay shit
>Turbonegro
Ultragay shit
>Bloodhound Gang
shit
>Clutch
donnu
>GWAR
Great
>Polkadot Cadaver
Shit
>>62841483
make sure you don't get set up and jumped at the bar
>>62835051
Like all hispanics.
>>62829580
TONIGHTTTTTTTT IIIIIII FEELLLLL SOOOOO FREEEEEEE
>>62829872
>SteveO and Little man
>Above Pontius, Knoxville, or Dunn
>>62830752
> implying drunk driving is dangerous
kek . believe everything to see on tv?
fag
>>62841875
This guy gets it
>>62841641
>implying he listens to all those and not just this song on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhKhBPjhir0
>>62836769
Bam also got paid ALOT by element. I think he mentioned on radio bam sometime that he got 4 million a year from them. And thats just one sponsor, he also had adio, and electric sponsoring him. People underestimate how much money this guy actually has. He recently got a brand new bentley according to his instagram and already owns two lambos, a porsche panamera, and an audi R8.
>>62830312
I don't admire degenerates.
>>62831750
>man who grew out of all the jackass shit is still alive and has a real career
>drunk driver goes 130mph at night and kills himself
makes sense tbqh
>>62829580
Bitch got old.
As a fellow PA fag my heart kind of goes out to Bam. I almost feel like I know the guy because so many people around here are kind of like him. Immature jerks who act like assholes but are secretly vulnerable sad sacks. I hope ya get your shit together buddy, I'll go down to wawa and buy a hoagie in your honor. Then I'll proceed to break bottles behind Wawa
/tv/ needs to turn Bam into a living meme and make him relevant again. It's the least we could do for the guy. He's wasted and wounded. We've all been there
CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL
>>62840026
We all become our fathers in the end.
>>62845053
Has anyone seen Bam's Badass Game Show?
GOAT SONG INC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqGGNf5fv8k
Probs got hitched.
>>62829872
Pontius > SteveO > Dunn > Raab > Bam > England > Knoxville > Ehren > Dicamillo > Weeman > Lacy
>>62834979
Yea his wife is Native American, so what?
>>62829580
damn, he looks like his fatass dad
>>62845697
>putting dico anywhere but the top
die
you have to be a real cunt to get your ass kicked in a place where like 5 people live and you're (relatively) rich and (relatively) famous
>raab himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnCN043dQ1s
Greenland was his favorite place. I'm gonna buy him a gameshark
>>62829580
he started turning into phil and that crushed his spirit
>>62845697
>dico that low
anon...
Who /wastedandwounded/ here?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lEiKxVqp42
