ITT: we recast Apocalypse Now for 2015
Bob Kelly as Colonel Kurtz
>>62812591
Kurtz was supposed to be skinny but Brando fatassed it up
Shia lebouf as willard
>>62813970
This
>Brando got so fat they had to film his scenes in the dark so he would look less fat
Absolutely disgusting.
YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE YOU GOT YOUR HORROR YOU GOT YOUR CULT
Colin Farrell as Willard
Taylor Kitsch as Lance
Rachel McAdams as the PBR Captain
Vince Vaughn as Kurtz
>>62814160
Jokes aside, Farrell and Kitsch would be baller.
Give me Vaughn as Killgore and McAdams as a playboy bunny and I'd be in.
>>62812591
colonel kurtzshhh
NOT YOU
>>62812591
A Pack of Chips Now
>>62814479
>2015
>playboy bunny
In what world?
>>62814655
Do... Do they not exist anymore?
>>62812591
Mark Hamill as Kurtz
>>62814916
Joking about how the portrayal of women as literal sex objects in 2015 is a good way to get your movie SJW'd
Vincent D'Onofrio as Kurtz
>>62814155
keked
I'd rather just see a Heart of Darkness movie instead of AN remake
>>62814948
Aw, he's slimmed down.
>>62814593
>Chips
WAS DAT
>>62815082
>This
Are their any good, faithful adaptations of Conrads work? I was reading "an outpost of progress" and I thought it would make a great short film starring Ricky Gervaise, Stephen Merchant and Lance Reddik
>>62814090
>Brando’s girlfriends had left him because he wouldn’t keep his promise to lose weight. He always seemed to be dieting, but the pounds weren’t coming off much. Unknown to her, he had some of his buddies throw bags of Burger King Whoppers over the gates of his Mulholland Drive estate.
Good lord, the dude had an eating disorder most likely.
>>62812591
DUUDE THEY GOT THE LITTLE INOCULATED ARMS
>>62814519
IM JUSHT SHAYENG, WHY'D THEY EVEN NEED TO GO UP THE RIVER IN THE FIRSHT PLACE
>>62814155
YOU'RE AN ERRAND BOY YOU KNOW THAT DUDE
>>62812591
I am the ill intent!
>>62818268
That isn't the worst of it. It got so bad in his later years that his wife put a chain on the fridge. There's a story that one night he got himself a crowbar and went to town on that fucker until it opened, than he took a huge bite out of a comically large wheel of cheese just to spite her
>>62819890
>than he took a huge bite out of a comically large wheel of cheese just to spite her
this is literally the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life
>>62814160
>>62814479
I want to murder both of you.
>>62814519
Goddamnit I wish that hadnt made me kek muy pants
