Can we have a modern Seinfeld thread? Ideas for episodes of what the show would be like with modern technology, social media, culture etc
>>62811953
the whole show takes place over PS4 headsets and kramer calls people niggerfaggots when he loses in Rocket League
>>62811953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHqUGCbdn08
>>62811953
Kramer calls someone a nigger on twitter thinking only he can see it and gets fired from his his job.
>>62811953
These guys actually do a really good job:
https://twitter.com/seinfeldtoday
>>62812051
Lost my shit when he started talking about the monkey to be honest.
>>62812064
Have you ever actually seen Seinfeld?
ELAINE I'M IN BURMA!
>>62812064
>Kramer you can't go around using that word!
>wha-.Why NOT? They use it all the time. It's not racist, it's a sign of solidarity, Jerry, an indication of trust between two friends!
>You hate black people don't you
>ye-ye-ye you got that right mister
>>62812010
The whole show is about George discovering reddit and nerrrding out over fallout 4 and memes like le funny ragecomics. crossover with cast of the big bang theory.
>>62812064
beat him to it
>>62812139
Have you?
>>62812225
Your premise was Kramer having a job to get fired from so I don't think you have.
>>62812185
jerry fucks penneh and raj makes his own netflix series
>The gang gets stuck in a line in front of the Apple store, Elaine has "clandestine coitus" while in line, George keeps telling Jerry to forget Apple and go with Android but George is bored because he can't use his phone due to a software update and has to force smalltalk for the first time in years, Kramer uses Bob Sacamano's old Palm Pilot and finds PLOT POINT on it, and Jerry has to wait behind somebody who keeps whistling and he hates whistlers (and keeps referring to her, a black woman, as "Willy" until an altercation that gets them kicked from the line).
Kramer hangs out on /pol/ all day saying mean things about afro Americans.
>>62811953
Kramer calls someone a nigger reddit and gets banned, finds out the mod who banned him is Newman, Kramer tries to get unbanned to sate his addiction to le funneh memes. Neil degrasse tyson, Ronda Rousey and that muslim that built a clock guest star.
>>62812277
>Jerry talking to Howard
"Really? Of all the jews to send in space they choose you?"
"What's wrong with me being an astronaut?"
"You're so jewish I stuff you in an oven myself."
>>62811953
Costanza falls in love with a virtual waifu. Elaine online dates and gets raped and murdered, hilarity ensues.
>>62811953
Unsurprisingly, these threads always show that no one on /tv/ would actually be able to write for television and are only good for parroting memes.
Kramer and Elaine get caught up in a black lives matter protest
>>62812448
Kramer goes nuclear and starts mowing down protesting negros with a bus. Guest stars Ben Garrison and George Zimmerman
>>62812438
I've never even seen Seinfeld to be honest.
George becomes a hardcore feminist in order to seduce one
>>62812359
Sheldon picks up George's 2nd controller and rips him in multiplayer to George's dismay, only to find that Sheldon had eaten cheetos and not washed his hands. Meanwhile Kramer enlists Raj to install solar panels on his living room floor because he's going to make his roof all skylight. Jerry fucks more penny while leonard get his ass kicked by puddy.
jokes aside..why does this sound like it could be real?
>>62812438
>consumers aren't good creators
Golly gee mister, you sure are bright.
>>62812500
Kramer accidentally refers to Raj as a 'sandnigger' whilst installing the panels, has to apologise on national TV, the gang learns about diversity and equality. Guest starring Bernie Sanders
>>62812491
>gets accused of rape
>>62812490
>I've never seen the greatest television show in the history of man
What are you even doing here? Oh, yeah, shitposting
>>62812579
Any television show with a laughtrack is automatically disqualified from being the best. Sopranos is undisputed up there at the moment.
>>62812491
>"Privileged? Of course I'm privileged. A guy gets a girl like her walking around saying stuff like 'free the nipple' wearing see-through tops... I tell you Jerry, we're all privileged."
>>62812616
the laugh track is just an outdated cultural norm. the writing is actually quite good
>>62812566
>Rape? RAPE? I didn't even touch her!
>That's a very privileged thing to say George, you know, rape doesn't have to involve sex, or even contact! If a woman feels uncomfortable it's rape.
>>62812172
>just last week I saw Newman feeding spaghetti to his computer screen
They all get recast by people of color
>>62812616
Anything past 2002, I agree. It was just standard practice for sitcoms before that though. You can't fault them for that.
>>62812693
>"You know My friend Bob Sacamano once got a girl pregnant just by looking at her the wrong way."
>>62812733
Replaced by a diverse cast of black muslim transgender communists. Show is now about the hilarious occurences on a tumblr doctor who fandom blog
>>62812750
>You know it's weird, she swore the kid was his but it was the wrong colour, I guess miracles do happen, still paying the child support.
bretty gud
>>62812616
>laugh track
it wasn't a laugh track. people genuinely loved the show that much that they cheered their fucking faces off when kramer entered the room.
regardless the greatest show of all time is MASH based off of the sheer number of viewers its finale had. 125mil (more than any superbowl)
>>62811953
George: "So Susan asks me to text her what I want for dinner but only using emojis."
Jerry: "What'd you want?"
George "I wanted a T-bone steak! So I look for it and they got chicken legs, they got pizza, they got burgers and fries, they got all kinds of options for Japanese food but, get this, no T-bone! Why no T-bone?!"
Jerry: "So what'd you text her?"
George: "I texted a letter 'T' and then a skull"
>Well, it happened!
>What happened?
>Remember my parents getting divorced?
>Yes.
>Well my father informed me he was transitioning.
>Transitioning, into what?
>A woman, Jerry, my father wants to be a woman now.
>... but he's almost 80. Why?
>Says he's tired of being trapped into a cocoon and wants to live the remainder of his life as his true self.
>As an old woman with a mustache?
>>62812871
>>62812863
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Kramer and Newman try to invent a new emoji to sell for big bucks, but it ends up being so terrible its used as a meme
>>62812863
Kek
>>62812863
Kramer and Newman try to make the next big iphone game like candy crush or Flappy bird.
George can't figure out how to reset his router and has to sit through a 3 day ban
>>62812616
Hello, Reddit.
>>62811953
>George refuses to switch to an iPhone, gets shunned by everyone
George: It's discrimination, Jerry!
Jerry: No one wants to associate with green bubblers! Society has spoken!
>>62812968
What boards would the main characters use?
>>62812199
>>62812994
Hello pleb, enjoy your ebin the big bang theory.
>Laugh tracks are so kewl! they tell me whether something is funneh or not xDDDD!!
>>62813037
Are you even trying?
>>62812616
>Sopranos is undisputed up there at the moment.
ok?
>>62813076
was just about to post this
>>62813006
George is addicted to /s/ and /gif/
Kramer is /pol/
Jerry is /tv/
Elaine is /lit/
>>62813153
Newman is /ja/
![seinfeld[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M5k0rbA.jpg "seinfeld[1].jpg")
https://vimeo.com/12256067
You can thank me later
>>62813153
Kramer is /sp/ senpai, the actor isn't the character.
Newman is /s4s/.
>>62813153
>Jerry is /tv/
>Not /co/
>[George and Jerry are in Jerry's apartment, on the couch looking at their iPads]
>George: "Have you seen this new baneposting meme?"
>Jerry: "Again with the memes, George?"
>George: "Well, have you seen it or not?"
>Jerry: "No, George, I haven't seen it."
>George: "It's ridiculous, Jerry! All they do is write 'you're a big guy' and 'for you' over and over!"
>Jerry: "George, you know I'm not really into the meme stuff. I don't meme. I'm not a memer!"
>George: "Well, this meme has gone too far! Too far, Jerry! And I'm going to do something about it!"
>[Kramer bursts into the room]
>Kramer: "What's George yelling about?"
>Jerry: "He doesn't like the new baneposting meme."
>Kramer: "Oh ho ho ho! Looks like we got ourselves a hothead!"
>George: "That's it! I've had it!"
>[George storms out of the apartment]
>>62813198
>George and Jerry goes to see Avengers:
https://vimeo.com/13190228
>>62813200
Peterman would probably be [s4s] also, but he'd take it all completely seriously.
>>62812490
here you go senpai
seinfeld dash episode period blogspot period com
>>62812616
to be fair they recorded it in front of a live studio audience, thus they couldn't isolate the audio tracks
still worth watching (even though the laugh track is the worst idea ever in the history of television [apart from eh Joey spinoff from Friends])
JERY
>>62813804
It was just standard practice for sitcoms to be shot with live studio audiences. Anything after Scrubs/Arrested Development has no excuse though.
>>62812111
>When George falls for a Twitter bot, Kramer claims he once Catfished himself. J:How’s that even possible? K:Oh I’m good Jerry. I’m real good
>>62812822
i would disagree, just because a great deal of people obsess over a piece of media doesn't make it gud
>>62813911
M.A.S.H. is an amazing show but at the same time, there were far fewer channels available back then.
>>62813866
but if you the live studio audience thing how do you isolate the audio tracks?
i agree laugh tracks are unacceptable but you still have to account for live studio audiences.
i guess you could two separate recordings but idk, im not a stuido exec.
>>62814116
Personally I think the live studio audience format should have been eliminated a long time ago. It's incredibly outdated.
>Puddy; Ok mister Seinfeld, sign here and we'll get you your new Prius C.
>Jerry; Prius C? I want the regular Prius.
>P; I'm sorry, I can't get it to you for that price.
