who is the best character and why is it mike?
I don't understand the point of this season. It feels so loose.
This entire character is a leftist fantasy.
>black man being eloquent
>black man being a given an important role in a white crime organization in the 70s.
>muh BBC
It's like Louis CK writes this shit. I could deal with the meme characters in season 1 when they weren't leftist propaganda shit.
>>62807443
this.
Season 2 is dropping in quality with every episode.
>>62807379
Is that that guys real hair? He's literally been bald since he started acting.
>>62807443
>>62807458
>>62807468
>>62807379
Faggot OP.
Faggot opinions.Faggots
>>62807443
>>62807458
>>62807468
all me on different computers ;^)
>>62807507
Here comes the pleb board crossposting Fargo fanbase. I believe I'll go watch the Coen Brothers movie. Keep on enjoying your pretend show happy meal toy fucking fan fiction trash.
>>62807468
Season 2 is going up in quality each episode, and the first episode was better than any season 1 episode.
>>62807507
>faggot getting butthurt over people not liking his shit show
Truly a fucking faggot pleb.
>>62807535
>Here comes the pleb board crossposting Fargo fanbase. I believe I'll go watch the Coen Brothers movie. Keep on enjoying your pretend show happy meal toy fucking fan fiction trash.
>Being this buttdevastated instead of just enjoying both
>>62807546
Nope. You're clearly retarded, delusional and have shit tastes.
>>62807458
>black man being a given an important role in a white crime organization in the 70s.
Hes muscle. Hes a pawn. Hes cannon fodder. Hes a soldier. Nothing more.
>>62807379
1. Peggy
2. Mike
[Everyone else in whatever order you want]
999. Simone
he is so fucking reddit it hurts
le epic bad guy reciting famous poetry for dramatic effecti like him, he's doing a great job
>best show that's currently airing
>/tv/ hates it
should have known. go back to your /got/
>>62807578
Why would you enjoy both when one is good and one is a poor impersonation tailored for the top kek reddit maymay r/television Breaking Fedora audience?
>>62807617
To those who are educated in television Fargo is on the same fucking level as GoT. If my standards are too high for Fargo then why would I watch a show that is even shittier?
>>62807643
>Why would you enjoy both when one is good and one is a poor impersonation tailored for the top kek reddit maymay r/television Breaking Fedora audience?
Its not though, its a good TV show.
>>62807379
>who is the best character
Karl.
Champion of justice. Defuser of sieges. Fearless in the face of death. Esquire.
>>62807670
So what do you watch then?
>>62807458
>being given an important role
>all blacks throughout history are drooling ignorant knuckledragging bix noods
That's pretty fucking ignorant and racist. Not to mention he's just a fucking hatchetman errand boy. Hardly an "important role". And you're implying this is an Italian organization, which it isn't, its clearly the Kosher Nostra, which has historically been the true power behind American organized crime.
>>62807379
Really, son? Did you fall asleep last night?
>>62807643
>tailored for the top kek reddit maymay r/television Breaking Fedora audience?
they don't even know that this show wxists desu senpai.
>>62807686
Holy fuck, go back to reddit, you cunt. You faggots are truly plebs, his acting is so fucking atrocious. He can't even make more than two facial expressions. Season 2 is shit.
>>62807715
Please tell me you're b8ing, you nigger.
>>62807715
>all blacks throughout history are drooling ignorant knuckledragging bix noods
I'm not even going to finish reading your post. Just know that anybody who disagrees with this greentexted statement is a lost redditor far away from home.
>>62807686
Agreed. He is based
>>62807725
>Based on a r/film buff favorite movie
>reddit meme actors. One literal breaking bad actor per season too.
>"dude movie" "film buff" cinematography
>DUDE IT'S TOTALLY UNDERGROUND REDDIT COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND
Nice try
>>62807771
>they have internet at the trailer park
>>62807813
>'meme actors'
Why is /tv/ the worst board for these desperate to fit in types? Every other thread is just the same stock phrases repeated over and over, do you never get tired of it?
>>62807696
Nothing airing. Last show I watched was The Americans.
>>62807769
>>62807771
>spooked by the idea of a fictional eloquent nigger
>actually being this insecure
It's already been established that that's just a face he puts on. He's a snarling animal waiting to strike.
>>62807606i love you
>>62807955
eloquent niggers don't exist, newsflash m8.
>>62807813
keked hard. one of the only normies I know who watches this show constantly raves about the cinematography. But he never goes into detail, just:
>dude the fucking cinematography is on point, wow, holy shit man
Im falling behind on the alien references
what was the one this week? Its gonna be fucking obvious I know it
>>62807984
>fictional
I'd suggest learning to read and stop letting shit you see on the tv fluster your bottoms
>>62807869
>these desperate to fit in types?
Your "types" say increasingly say this to me a lot which is puzzling since I've spent 12+ hours a day here almost every day of the last 6 years.
There is is art in condensing your sensibilities down to their most concise form. Eventually you come to realize that there is no point in typing some impassioned paragraph (literally reddit behavior by the way) when all you need is the word meme. It says everything it needs to say to the people who deserve to understand your post in the first place. The newbies will see "meme" and think what kind of an argument is that, just a meaningless buzzword, but those who "know" KNOW.
I'd go as far to say that any post made here that doesn't mentioned the terms meme or reddit is intellectually dishonest and a sign that the person making it is in the wrong fucking place. This is like a work crew who has been together so long that they can say everything they need to say to each other with only miniscule gestures and seemingly vague grunts. All you need is "meme" in various contextual intonations.
>>62807458
There it is, any black character, original or otherwise, must be some sort of propaganda.
Please kill yourself, save your parents the hassle of having to smother you in your sleep
>>62807881
What's your favorite show then?
Mine's Deadwood.
And I agree that Fargo's first season was pretty meh, but second season has been great.
Then again, maybe I have pleb taste.
>>62807379
Is that Tracy Jordan?
>>62808026
>its an ebig old fag "ive been here too long" meme post
upvote friend!
>>62807670
>>62807881
>Fargo is same level as GoT
>I watch the Americans
I dont watch GoT but I do know Americans is shit. Go watch Deutschland 83 if you claim to not be pleb
>>62808039
If he was a retarded toothless crackfiend writhing around in the gutter it would be a suitable portrayal. Characters like Mike Memeigan on the otherhand are pure liberal fantasy made to brainwash the impressionable and ignorant.
>>62808064
Sopranos, Deadwood, Dekalog, Treme, Mad Men.
The constant use of split screen makes me furious. Why did they choose to include this shit?
>>62808026
>Reducing language to four letter words is artistic
>Writing paragraphs explaining how there's no point in writing paragraphs
>Unironically using reddit as an adjective while talking about intellectual honesty
>>62808289
Yeah, I'm autistic too and it made me so mad that I stood in the room screaming and throwing my iron man toys at the walls until it stopped. When it happened in the last episode I was so mad I tore my Heisenberg hat that my mom bought me in half and then gorged on hot pockets.
This post was parody if you couldn't tell. If you're too autistic to appreciate a real show then perhaps you should stick to Game of walking meme.
>>62808289
Because THE CINEMATOGRAPHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62808189
>implying a retarded toothless crackfiend writhing around in the gutter would be working for an OC syndicate
Milligan is a mirror image of the magical negro trope anyway faglord, but keep on crying about something that has no bearing irl i guess
>>62807458
Jesus Christ, you can't be this stupid
>>62807379
He's great but he barely shows up which is a shame
Like three lines in the last two episodes
>>62808385
>implying a retarded toothless crackfiend writhing around in the gutter would be working for an OC syndicate
Yes, exactly. It makes no sense. This is why Milligan should be played by a white instead of a black.
>television show has a black character who is somewhat smart
>upset morons become confused because they can't seperate reality and fantasy because they're too autistic
>>62808401
>posting a .gif from Reddit SJW dindulove: the show.
Nice argument. If you view The Wire as anything other than disgusting propaganda then you're on the wrong fucking board.
>>62808447
I know it's borderline science fiction fantasy crap for a smart black character to exist, the problem is all of those more ignorant viewers who don't even think about that angle. They see this and then think "oh yes, a black character who is smart", I see nothing unusual about that, it being 2015 at all."
>>62807517
that shot made me laugh. what the fuck man
>>62808457
Nah, The Wire is great, you're the one on the wrong board.
>>>/out/
>>>/trash/
Offerman owned this episode.
Also why is that bitch so dumb?
>better tell this nigger we're at war with that all the muscle defending our HQ is gone
>>62807379
As in one of the few people that are not complete dimwits. Yeah, sure, whatever.
>>62807589
That stupid excuse for a pig? Why?
>>62808544
It's a show that asks the audience to have empathy for black characters. If that isn't redditumblr crap then I don't know what is. Look, I liked the wire too when it was airing before I became awakened politically and was able to see that it was dishonest propaganda, but there is far more awareness of black inferiority on this board now than there was back in 2007. There is literally no excuse for liking the wire when you have graphs and charts that completely destroy the entire "blacks are people" meme posted hundreds of times here every day.
I'd offer every fan of the wire one chance to either get educated about the black race and if they stuck their head in the sand or bleated "muh white institutions", "Muh cycle of suffering" I'd put a bullet in their fucking head. IT'S 2015. Blacks are you enemy. Anybody on this board should believe that.
>>62807517
his face lol
>>62808621
>black lead smart, virile and attractive to the ladies.
>white lead obese beta cuk completely dominated by his female.
Who is behind this?
>>62807443
so did your mom's pussy last night
>>62808597
she was played up from the start to be a retarded whore and youre surprised that shes a retarded whore
![Fargo-Jeffrey-Donovan-cropped-727x522[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ApCA4im.jpg "Fargo-Jeffrey-Donovan-cropped-727x522[1].jpg")
Do you want the strap? or the buckle?
>>62808736
The lead is the white cop you clown, the "black lead" is a side character
>>62808697
Damn, you just went full /pol/tard. Fucking pathetic, 2bh.
>>62808697
Oh so you genuinely think black people are inferior and have no potential for intelligence?
You honestly believe that the amount of melanin in a person's skin will determine the IQ of said person?
This is just /pol/ delusion
>>62808787
Remove the "obese" part, point still stands. Notice how the only competent characters on the show are both minorities. The rest are kucked betas or impotent hotheads.
>>62808736
Why would anyone think of Ed as the lead? It's the Sheriff.
>>62807583
haha NICCCCEEEE
you sure got him haha
>>62808848
Don't be silly, it's probably mostly nurture.
>>62807379
I thought he was Dave Chappelle, but now it turns out Dave Chappelle will also have a role and is someone other than this guy.
>>62808697
>This is what /pol/ actually believes
>>62808848
>You honestly believe that the amount of melanin in a person's skin will determine the IQ of said person?
Blacks have a genetic predisposition towards violence and stupidity that goes far deeper than skin color.
>>62808837
>le pol boogalooman
good argument
>>62808868
>kucked betas
Please stop. Push the keyboard away. Get up and go outside. Do this at least once a day, for the love of god! Or if you can't do that then please stop using all these shitty /pol/ buzzwords that you've been indoctrinated with in every fucking post you make.
>>62808918
>it's probably mostly nurture.
Black children raised by white parents will perform worse than white children raised in identical circumstances. You can do your best to pretend that they are human and give them all of the white "advantages" but they will always reveal themselves to be degenerate.
>>62808500
what about the black science guy?
isnt he smart AND real?
i want /pol/ to leave
This episode didn't make much sense. Dodd gives orders to Hanzee, then Bear is the one commanding at the station, then they all take off without wondering where Hanzee went. What if Ed hadn't escaped and Hanzee had put a bullet through his brain right after the others had backed down?
>>62809020
He is neither.
>>62808983
Well, the society they live in is part of nurture, so even with white parents they'd be still exposed to (subconscious) cultural prejudices, stereotypes and a general frame of reference that would be essential as a part of nurture.
That aside, I don't even know why I'd defend that point.
>>62809068
he sure looks black to me.
and i think not everybody can become a doctor in physics
>>62809045
i dont think they really knew that Hanzee was there
>>62807443
the point is "ayy lmao"
>>62809028
If you can't handle this thread without resorting to "le pol meem" then you would be more at home on reddit. What you see as "le pol" is really what authentic /tv/ is, what it has always been. Your fellow crossposters astroturfed this place and when you catch a glimpse of the real board under your reddit video game bullshit you reflexively blame it on another totally unrelated board.
White supremacy isn't /pol/. It's /tv/ through and through. Real /tv/, not memeified reddi/tv/.
>>62809045
Nobody knew hanzee was there except Dodd
>>62809095
Him being black is the only reason you've heard of him. Even if he is smart by black standards, he was still carried right to the top and given celebrity status purely because the sight of a black scientist sents a political message. There are thousands of white scientists vastly superior to reddit science man that you will never know the names of.
>>62808355
ruined it with the explanation
>>62807517
After he started shooting his inner nig came out
>>62809174
so you agree that smart blacks exist?
so why cant smart blacks exsist in a fictional universe, especially if they arent doctors of physics?
>>62808355
by going off this reaction I am certain that you are actually autistic
>>62809264
Let's reframe the conversation to success.
He's a successful gangster. Now there's something entirely within the realm of possibilities given by his skin.
I tire of this.
The new episode last night was fucking amazing TV
It was honestly Sopranos tier
>>62808697
>what is good is based solely on whether or not it fits the /pol/ narrative
grow up
>>62809137
Do you actually believe this? Jesus Christ.
>>62809384
Sopranos had more going for it than meme cinematography and "cool" tense scenes. This is more like Breaking Bad. Sopranos was art, not just well produced "entertainment". This has none of the complexity.
>>62809441
>>62809441
>meme cinematography
Ok then
>>62809441
>meme cinematography
explain this term please
>>62809400
"Good/bad" is a meme. "Contributes to white genocide/acts to prevent white genocide" is what you should be concerned with.
So what, they make a glossy piece of propaganda with a bunch of fun tense scenes and you lap it up even though it's a declaration of war on your very race? Politics will always be more important than entertainment. If you disagree with this then you should fuck off back to /v/.
>>62807379
>liking a watered down Silky Johnson impersonation
Dave Chappelle played the wanna be wise black criminal better with the exact same voice.
>>62809441
>pop culture tv show
>art
>>62809501
>>62809518
Shots put there to make casuals think "just like muh mubies" and to make fedoras tip.
I thought the scene with him reciting Jabberwocky was a bit too much
>>62809583
>casuals
There are no hardcore TV watchers.
>>62807517
He looks like he would both talk and sound like Mike Tyson based on that shot.
>>62809627
I willingly watch shows I hate for academic purposes. That should put me in that category.
>>62809687
No, that makea you autistic.
>>62809627
Careful there, such comments may cause great upheaval on /tv/
>>62809704
This attitude is what cements you as a casual viewer.
>>62809591
Me too. They were doing kinda good the last couple of episodes, keeping every character from turning into Rust Cohle for a minute and spouting some kind of jarring monologue or parable. Every time that shit happens I keep expecting a Family Guy-style cutaway to the writer's room where they're all looking into the camera smiling and jacking off.
Dubs
>>62807458
> every single black character in any show is propaganda
kill yourself
>>62810120
Only if they're depicted as smart or capable.
>>62807517
i loved this part. gotta love when a man enjoys his job
>>62808385
he isn't a magical negro trope, the indian is playing the magical negro trobe.
>>62810485
Neither one of them are actually playing the magical negro role. And the injun is an injun not a negro so he cant, by definition, be the magical negro. He's the noble savage or force of nature if anything.
>>62810741
you can be non-black and still play the magical negro trope. the morgan centric episode of walking dead recently had a white magical negro.
>>62808697
Holy shit, I wish you'd post a picture of yourself, so I could see the sadness that engulfs you.
I'm a white racist btw.
>>62810791
At any rate, I was talking about them being a subversion or mirrors of said tropes
>>62807517
das it mane
Forget it Lou, it's Fargotown.
>>62808783
so who else is picking up on sexual tension between him and the daughter
>>62807458
>itt: nu-/tv/ applies stale bait and triggers r/tv patrons
Well meme'd!
>>62811155
>that get your dick hard?
freaked me out a bit when I heard that get dropped, not gonna lie
>>62807643
>tailored for the top kek reddit maymay r/television Breaking Fedora audience?
wow, so many buzzwords in a single sentence, this is impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GramWVY-H90
preview for next episode
>>62811155
more like abuse
>>62811427
>floyd questioned by police
>milligan and men kill otto gearhart
>betsy is guarded by sonny and karl
>someone invades the house, betsy pulls out her gun
>lou and ben find mike's hideout
>>62811427
Any link that's not US only?
>>62811427
>blowing the hype generated by the cliffhanger at the Gerhardt farm in the previews for next week
>spoiling that Otto got whacked out by the smiling jigaboo
what is this
>>62811535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBzUI3I5itc
does that work?
>>62811596
thanks a bunch, it does
>>62807458
>daddy issues girl realises too late Mike was just using her. May have died at Mike's hand.
It's not exactly Louis CK
>>62811676
she doesnt die. otto does
>>62808697
I used to think /pol/ was made up of people like this but this is actually quite far gone by pol's standards.
>>62807458
Hi /pol/
Bye /pol/
>>62807517
>holding the magazine when there's a grip right there
>>62811838
>not holding onto the mag for a quick and clean reload
do you even operate?
>>62811838
Thats the assault weapon equivalent of holding the gun sideways
Season 2 has been good so far but I was disappointed that nobody of the good guys died in Fargo.
Just something I expect because of the movie and this season's tone matching the movie.
And Peggy getting 2/3 of the mob people after her was pretty ridiculous but perhaps the mob was shit, they did get wiped out based on season 1 lol
best character is easily peggy. followed by Ed and lou.
>>62811966
Peggy is retarded tier tryhard 'evil' just like Malvo based on altest episode takes out gangsters like nothing.
Stupid.
>>62811427
>Not available in your country
FUCK SAKE BONGLAND
>>62811966
>Peggy
she moved up my list from shit tier to okay tier
when did dunst become old lady
>>62811155
You mean picked up. Dodd got killed by Peggy.
>>62811982
Peggy isnt evil, she's just a selfish narcissist.
>>62812094
Dodd's not dead, he's knocked out
>>62811966
best character is easily Hanzee, Karl or Lou
>>62811982
There's no attempt to make her like Malvo. Even with the advantage of being in her home turf, if Dodd didn't drop that cattle prod she'd have been fucked.
Peggy's probably my favourite character across both seasons, love that dreamy, deluded, undefined brand of kekoo.
Minor spoilers based on synopses.Peggy and Ed live until episode 10 - they go to Sioux Falls with Dodd captive in episode 8, with Hanzee on their tail.
>>62808289
what the fuck is wrong with a split screen?
>>62812194
>Tried to use the word as in One Flew Over the _____'s Nest
>Censored
Why does 4chan have to ruin everything?
>>62812221
Doesn't gel well with the period setting for me. It's too modern looking.
>>62811427
Post yfw the undertaker is young Malvo
>>62812147
A cattle prod is designed for an 1800lb animal.
Dodd best have a tough hide.
>>62808697
The wire sucks, but the fact that you had to be convinced after the fact that the show is bad is as pleb as it gets.
Peggy taking out dodd and co reminded me of Malvi walking to a building and going full videogame
shit ep
>>62812147
He could very well be dead. He didn't show up in the preview so there's also that. Regardless Dodd ended up being a huge bitch so it doesn't matter. Bear is best Gerherdt.
>>62812381
I was like 14 when it was on. Don't tell me you didn't watch pleb shit as a teenager.
>>62812412
>Malvi walking to a building and going full videogame
God that was so terrible. I can't stand "le one take meme scene" but the one in Fargo was really badly executed even by the standards of that fedora tipping meme gimmick.
>CGI windows breaking
What a meme, what a fucking meme.
>>62809591
Yeah that was pretty fucking stupid desu
>>62809777
excellent trips my friend
>>62812417
Hank wouldn't abandon a house full of corpses and a missing Peggy. He would have checked the house.
>>62811536
>>62811427
OK I thought I was totally retarded and missed something big. So this preview basically showsthat the mom survives and the dad dies.thats pretty lame for a preview
>>62809591
The birth of rap music.
>>62811982
peggy isn't evil at all. She's just a self absorbed oblivious chick, kind of like a huge proportion of women in real life
>>62812368
well dodd used it on those guys at that one restaurant before and they lived. Dodd is definitely alive for now.
>>62812303
If dubs then undertaker is young Malvo
>>62811838
desu senpai
i dont mind how reddit this show is, im enjoying it
Why did Peggy try to cover up hitting McCauley Culkin anyway? Was the a real reason I'm forgetting or was it just "decisions you make in a dream"?
>>62812844
>>62812873
Still not explicit besides that - I'm guessing Peggy thought that hitting him and being forced to cover it up would be the perfect excuse to jolt Ed into running across the continent with her
>>62812481
>God that was so terrible. I can't stand "le one take meme scene" but the one in Fargo was really badly executed even by the standards of that fedora tipping meme gimmick.
fuck you that scene was great. You can't dislike it because it was a "le one take meme scene" because it wasn't a difficult scene to pull off. I think it worked way better the way they did it, than if they showed him going around blasting everyone.
>>62812872
It has a slight reddit vibe but I don't find it anywhere near as overtly reddit as season 1. You just need to look at the actors.
Jesse Plemons and Patrick Wilson are tangentially reddit, but Martin Freeman and Billy Billy Bob Thornton (in this role at least) are full blown mega-meme reddit. Says a lot about the seasons in general.
>>62812992
>"le one take meme scene" because it wasn't a difficult scene to pull off
I think it was supposed to hit the audience in the same part of the fedora as shit like the true detective one take but it wasn't even appreciable on a choreography level because it was too simplistic and shitty looking.
>>62812873
people speed away from hit and runs all the time. Even with people stuck in their windshield apparently. lel women are so fucking useless. Why do we let them vote again?
http://articles.latimes.com/2002/mar/08/news/mn-31784
>>62807517
i need a webm of this
>>62813085
would you have rather had them showing malvo running through the building shooting everyone like the terminator? Because that would have looked stupid as hell
Is that the rapper from the Sopranos?
>>62813191
I'd rather they remove Malvo from the show completely because his character was absolutely terrible.
In fact why stop there, I wish they had never made a TV adaptation of Fargo at all.
But since it did happen I would have enjoyed it more on some level if it wasn't so cheap looking.
>>62813130
>FORT WORTH — A nurse's aide hit a homeless man with her car, drove home with him stuck headfirst in her broken windshield and ignored his cries for help as he bled to death in her garage over the next two or three days, police say.
>Chante Mallard allegedly told police she periodically went into the garage, apologizing to him but doing nothing to help.
>>62809583
So varied cinematography is bad?
>>62813192
Yes it is
>>62813411
Pointless gimmick cinematography that only serves to distance you from the scene is.
>dude put the camera on the outside of the barrel, f*cking epic.
>>62812481
I found it funny that as that scene got higher up the building, the perspective of the buildings reflected off the windows never changed.
>>62812481
>>62807643
>I let other people control my life
>>62813703
How is enjoying media that punishes your enemies and hating media that appeals to your enemies letting other people control my life. If you were on the side of the white race in the fight against reddit there would be no moment when you stop and decide your opinion on something. Reddit media would just send you in a furious rage all on its own, even if you're the first person to view it and no redditor has ever seen it yet. If it was reddit sensibility you'd just know.
I could have been in prison for the last 20 years completely unaware of internet culture and you could smuggle me episode 1 of fargo and I would have been smashing myself into walls screaming about how "reddit" it was.
>I will defend you to your last breath
Is this officially a Nick Offerman show now?
>>62813855
>I let other people define me
>>62813920
I thought his whole drunken part was cringeworthy "IT'S REDDIT TIME FOLKS" meme acting. It got better when he confronted beard man though.
>>62814029
Literally every single person on the planet is defined by their hatred of other people and the things those other people support.
>>62814095
>As long as other people do it, I can too
>>62808007
There had to be an alien reference but no one seems to have caught it. This is not possible....
best character probably
1. peggy
2. hanzee
3. ed
fuck off with this faggotry you fedora fags
>>62809277
>muh pole
You're just as stupid.
>>62814337
This is the most fedora show airing at the moment so careful now.
>>62814388
What about South Park?
>>62813855
>my greatest enemy in my unfulfilled is an internet site.
>>62814414
Not /tv/ related. I don't consider South Park television.
>>62814430
The site is just a symptom of leftist degeneracy.
>>62814337
Say hi to reddit for me
>>62807670
>educated in television
is this a thing in burgerland?
>>62814494
I'm sure it is in ulra liberal college courses in Europe too
>>62807379
"He called me a whore"
"..Well, technically"
based Mike
>>62807517
why did he go from a g3 to an mp5k, why do directors do this
>>62814482
>by day, he sits at his computer
>by night, he fights the good fight against his great enemy, an internet website, in an all-important battle to save the universe by watching shows that aren't Fargo.
>>62813855
Did you piss your pants writing this out? How could someone be so scared of a website that has no clue he even exists, let alone fantasizes about being imprisoned yet still hating the website.
I frown upon you, my friend.
>>62814600
>Video game image
You are an enemy of the white race every bit as much as reddit.
>>62814625
Keep fighting the good fight fellow patriot. We will wipe this planet of all visual media interference.
Fargo today, the world tomorrow.
>>62814625
Put this chihuahua in your mouth
>>62814625
Dear soldier,
I have been watching you for a while now.
I see that you are one with the purpose,
a warrior that fights the good fight, as they say.
It is with honor that I extend invitation to you to join our exclusive club, NAR (Niggers against Reddit).
Our society is crying for a warrior such as yourself, a patriot, a man of premium quality who will stop at no end to embargo the viewership of television shows such as Fargo in order to displease the Reddit crowd.
Reddit is our greatest enemy, and the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Stay in touch, nigga,
We'll be watching you.
We've acquired your email address and will be in touch soon.
Sincerely,
Will
NAR Recruitment Officer
>>62813855
I can't come to bed honey! Someone is wrong on the internet!
I can hear you saying it but don't believe anyone would stay overnight at whatever rock you live under.
>>62814536
that was pretty funny
>>62814917
>>62813855
Anon, I never liked you but I must warn you to change all your passwords and I.P addresses immediately. I've seen these people before. They're going to get you, bro. My cousin got picked up by NAR and he's been weird ever since, in fact he's even stopped using the Internet.
They told him that since Reddit uses the Internet, it is now forbidden practice to use something which "the enemy" also use to channel their communication. 'You wouldn't sleep with the enemy' he keeps telling me, despite me informing him that the Internet is vital. 'They'll kill me if I use the Internet again, the enemy uses it'
I'm afraid he'll never be the same. Be careful Anon.
>>62815129
Dear blasphemer,
I hope you are not home alone.
In fact, I know you are.
Expect a knock at the door today.
Sincerely,
Will
NAR Recruitment Officer
>>62815129
Dear blasphemer,
Does 12 Hugo Rd, San Marcos, TX 78666, United States sound familiar to you?
I wouldn't step outside if I were you.
Sincerely,
Martin
NAR Liaison Officer, Texas branch
>>62815335
lol thats not my address lol nice try lol im not even scared bro LOL u'll have to try harder than that lol not even close lol HAHAHAHAH lol im sorry
>>62815415
HAHAHAHAH
>>62815415
Dear blasphemer,
I sense you are scared.
It was a nice bluff,
but we can see you through your window.
We know its your address.
Stay frosty.
Sincerely,
Martin
NAR Liaison Officer, Texas branch
>>62815335
Jesus, this autism is off the charts.This is too public, delete this quickly
>>62807458
>the show has literally one black character, who acts proper and suave and in no way enforces the "dindu" stereotype
>leftist propaganda
Babby's first racism
>>62807991
He is right
>>62815473
>a picture of donkey with shrek
Your cult is no much better at oppressing the white race every bit as much as reddit.
>all the butthurt plebs who think anything with a black person in it is propaganda and therefore terrible
>their favorite TV show is probably some CW shit
back to /v/, kids.
>>62815524
Except "Dindu" is the reality. Le suave black man really is memetic propaganda.
>>62815567
>These people are revealing my show to be the pandering bullshit it is
>I'd better make up foundationless accusations about their taste.
>>62813855
this can't possibly be real
>>62807458
What "BBC"? There hasn't been one mention of that, you autist
>>62815860
BBC is shorthand for kucking scenes.
Who team /FAT DAMON/ here?
>>62816269
>characters who did everything wrong
>>62808289
because 70s crime chic
>>62809178
Nah, it adds weight to the implication that the reader is autistic. Made me kek
>>62816706
Which 70s crime movies used splitscreen like that?
>>62808697
>muh charts
>muh infographics
b-but you gotta think for yourself guys!
>>62815860
They see what they want to see
>>62816748
All of them.
>>62816789
>I'm too scared to look at information that challenges my world view
Yes, keep your head in the sand.
>>62816829
Get fucked. The show literally has a white girl kucking her family with a black buck.
>>62811427
So happy that they're still using the Mr. Wrench theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vks1S2b1r98
absolutely based piece of music
>>62808697
Hanzee is the best character.
Good at his job, super loyal and ruthless
I also like ted danson's character because he has a really well kept and thorough beard.
>>62816914
>The shoehorned minority character is the best!
>>62816945
okay then
>>62807458
it's clearly a jewish crime organisation.
>>62816849
>>62816879
If you want a hugbox, go back to /pol/. Seriously, I don't give a shit what you believe but if you expect people to automatically buy into your batshit politics for no reason then YOU get fucked. This isn't tumblr.
>>62816849
>I'm too immature to understand how a society works.
>My worldview is shaped entirely by my hometown and whatever my computer screen tells me.
I've seen the charts, they're cherry picked to hell and account for few of the thousands of variables at play.
>>62817128
>batshit politics
If you think there is anything batshit about "black people are a societal cancer" then you should go back to tumblr. Seriously if you believe that then you are kuck level 10 and too big a risk to the white race to even be allowed to run around free. If I met a leftist extremist like you I'd honestly just reach for my side arm and gun you the fuck down before you could do any more damage.
