Why have you summoned me, /tv/?
to check these trips
>>62805991
need a blowjob. stat
>>62805991
HOLD STILL ASSHOLE GODDAMN HOW MANY MOUNTAIN DEWS DID YOU DRINK
To offer you a starring role in the new Doom movie reboot.
>>62805991
I need you to Die...
>>62805991
DUDE, DEMONS DIPPED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF A BUILDING FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>>62805991
To fuck me in the butt, what else?
GOAT demon
>>62805991
>everything but the mouth twitches
creepy af desu senpai fr
what game is this
Check these
>>62805991
I am not a clever man.
to pass me the remote
>>62806773
IKTF
>>62806291
DUke Nukem: Hail to The King Baby: Groovy Edition
>>62806022
RELEASE ME AND I'LL TELL YOU
>>62805991
That was a cool effect, with his maw staying still while everything else was spazzing out.
I was amazed they actually made him seem genuinely terrifying.
One of the best tv series keks I've ever had when that thing turned up instead of the little demon pictured in the book.
>>62805991
To kill muslims.
>>62806291
This scene isn't cgi...
>>62805991
What is this from?
>>62807719
Army of Darkness
I hope he keeps upgrading his hand throughout the series.
>>62807719
Boku No Pico
>>62806123
Rec? Is that a puppet or a costume? Still hella creepy even in full light.
>>62807821
He can't legally upgrade that shit.
>>62807903
Oh, I know, but to a swiss army knife hand? A robotic hand? A dildo hand? The possibilities are near endless.
>>62806123
>Caraposeswithfan.jpg
>>62807821
what happened to this hand? wasnt army of darkness canon?
![1006px-Berlichingen_Eiserne_Hand_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DYcWaLs.jpg "1006px-Berlichingen_Eiserne_Hand_2[1].jpg")
>>62807821
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3303868/Now-iron-grip-Mechanical-hand-belonging-16th-century-German-knight-allowed-hold-sword-reins.html
It blew my fucking mind when I found out they were making shit like that back in the 16th century.
>>62806123
truly terrifying.
>>62808101
It is, but they don't have the rights to mention it. Each of the Evil Dead films were produced by diffetrent studios, they only have the license for the first two. Nevertheless, Raimi considers it canon and it's not like you can't imagine Ash just pawning it for a quick buck.
I will kill you and end the chromatic aberration meme.
>>62808101
Army of Darkness was under different studio then the Evil Dead 1-2
And they being bitch to Raimi for net letting use anything from AoD because muh copyright
>tfw Ash got catfished by this demon
>>62807821
Casual reminder that Ash was supposed to be a in his early 20's in this
Just let that shit sink in
>>62808246
Goddamn, how expensive are the AoD rights? I mean, how much blu-rays is it selling to MGM/Universal yearly?
Pretty pleased with this series, last episode was really good especially, a good ole fashion demon summoning that actually felt memorable
>>62808285
As I heard they not even selling it, They just don't want to give it to anyone. That might be not true and they just being jews asking for way to much money for it
>>62808180
It isn't. If AoD were to be canon the evil would be summoned from the get go, the same way AoD ended. If he somehow managed to imprison it he wouldn't need to look for a way to do so now. Its not about mentioning, the continuity of AoD was completely ignored.
>>62808116
A lot of fuckers lost limbs back then. Hell, amputation was standard procedure for seriously wounded limbs and whatnot, they couldn't treat infections for shit before the 1940's, and antibiotics weren't widely available until after WWII.
>>62808348
It's the same situation I think as with Alan Moore and Watchmen and his other DC IPs. Makes them more money Jewing it out than to give it back to the creator.
I fucking love this show. I was a huge fan of the Evil Dead series, and luckily I started with the original. Though I didn't watch the remake, I feel like the series is a great continuation of things.
>You know I'm not Mexican, right?
>That's the spirit.
>Sounds like a whole lot of yappenin' and not a lot of happenin'.
>Die quickly. This is my only advice.
>You two learned an important lesson today. Cops don't help.
Fucking LOVE this show
>>62807878
Guy with some weird genetic illness + good makeup
I like when Ash says something "offensive" by today's standards and then backpedals.
>>62808350
Evil Dead 2 ends with Ash in medieval times. He only gets back at the end of AOD. That alone is a big clue that it's still part of the continuity.
>>62809499
>4 main characters
>3 of the 4 are non-white
>Take little shots at political correctness
Fuck them
>"You know they were Jewish right?"
>>62809628
Evil Dead 2 ends with Ash being hailed as a Deadite-slaying hero by dozens of knights.
Army of Darkness begins with Ash being enslaved by knights.
>>62805991
>Why have you summoned me, /tv/?
Because I thought I missed the good old times of insanity.
https://youtu.be/J_xJUQxE9tY
>>62810187
I'm sure they'll get to some insanity. We're only on the third episode of two seasons.
I hope it's Pablo.
>>62808847
>Says he preys on the spiritually and emotionally weak
>He can do that in his own time
>>62809662
>two ladies ash wants to bang
>ethnic for ash to be accidentally racist against
works for me
the show would be greatly improved if Lucy Lawless was the only female character
>>62807719
Secret princess himegoto
>>62805991
great demon effects, okay gore, pls kill blackcop and pablo
>tfw huge evil dead fan
>tfw didn't know this show existed until last night
>mfw watching all three episodes in a row last night
It's the show that I've always wanted but never known I've wanted. I'm just confused as to how it managed to fly under my radar.
>>62805991
I meant to order a pizza. I guess i got the wrong number.
It's just comfy(nb4 redditmeme shamed) as fuck
Feels like a show that somehow you've already been watching for years on those lonely late friday nights with a bowl of peanut m&ms and a sippy cup of booze
>>62814216
>sippy cup of booze
You're making it way too easy
>>62813275
you must not be a very big fan then
episode 1 and 2 were pretty gud, but 3 was dumb.
fuck the girl characters, they just waste time and fuck up Ash's shit, but at the end he's like "u saved my life kelly," even tho it was all her damn fault. Hope the newer episodes learn from the mistake
more like ASS vs the evil dead
>>62814442
she's got some fat tits too. if they're gonna go ahead with her awful character hopefully she'll at least be wearing tank tops and shit
>>62808380
You cut the limb, then what? How do you stop necrosis and blood loss?
>>62806004
so close :(
>>62814548
>pour liquor on it
>hold it tight with dirty rags till it stop bleeding
>"lol alright man gl try not to die in utter agony"
>>62814495
Her character is fine, she's like McGee from the Hulk tv series, she's working on a minimal amount of info without knowing the big picture.
>>62805991
to get costume idea for next halloween
>>62806123
>6'0
>5'9
>WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE
That black chick has some background that's gonna make her more likable I hope.
>>62805991
I need to know how and where to find nudes of Ariel winter premutilation
>>62806773
gods honest truth right there.
>>62810071
So the knights are bipolar.
>>62814548
Cauterizing the wound.
>>62817104
AoD literally has Ash fall from the sky, along with his car, and then they capture him.
