ITT: Love thread
Why in the fucking hell are modkeks and janitards deleting threads LITERALLY discussing film? Can this awful board get any worse?
But the thread wasn't about Star Wars, memes or reddit, so it obviously doesn't belong here!
Bane?
>>62802518
You don't get to bringLO_VE
because the meme cancer from /v/ and /sp/ don't understand art films like this
If it turns into a porn thread, it's deletable, technically. Fags posting literal porn webms turn the thread into a porn thread (shocking!).
>DUDE CUMSHOTS LMAO
It's porn anyway.
>>62802518
yeah, what the fuck mods?
haven't seen it yet but it's based Noe so it's probably great
>>62802604
This is a work of fiction it's not porn, it'd be the same as saying killings in movies are gore or snuff.
I'm just waiting for the relevant webms before janitors remove themfor free
that's all
>>62802664
>/v/edditor doesn't just go to the archive and then post them himself
Where did /tv/ go so wrong bros
>>62802661
If the killings in those movies involved people getting actually killed then yes it would be gore/snuff. Many pornographic films are works of fiction, but they're still porn.
FOR FREE
This was the stupidest film.
It was 40% the back of a guys head while talking on the phone and shitty porn scenes made up another 50%. 10% was worthless dialogue.
>>62802967
They don't fuck, it's acting, you're just too shallow, american I guess.
I really loved it and wasn't expecting to. In a way it's a lot tamer than Noe's other films, but I really enjoyed the depiction of a relationship that comes to a fiery halt.
It's like a dudes version of Blue if the Warmest Color without all the mending Adele and Emma did.
i need some wbms
Ugh. This is SFW board.
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR PORN.
Is this the kind of film I can watch with my gf or is Noe gonna JUST my shit up
>>62803275
You can always prep the bull, friend :)
>>62802661
actual porn is fiction as well lmao
I'm glad someone is making artsy porn. Untapped market.
>>62803275
>he doesn't watch porn with his girl
Step it up, senpai.
Fucking mods stop delete my threads this board is dead anyways.
>>62802518
>are there women in this film
DELETE
it isn't porn really. every guy has seen much more serious shit by the time when they're like 13 years old, that was the case for me at least. Nymphomaniac had more graphic intercourse than Love.
I thought it was a great film personally and I think it went against the expectations of people, who were kind of waiting it to be like a Enter the Void style hyperactive experience. but the film is really slow and definitely a new kind of style for Noe. the 3D was great.
Just post webms in /hc/ then link them here.
How many months before Yakisoba literally takes 4chan to the ground?
waiting for subtitles
Is this thread about naughty scenes in movies?
>>62803559
no this is a pure thread
>>62803589
lolwtf this is lame as fuck
that weak-ass hopping lmao
>>62803589
still bannable even if spoilered
>>62803559
>>62803589
>>62803608
and these arent from love faggots
Anybody knows where I can watch this movie?
>>62802518
>Gaspar Noe
Did he really leak his own film?
Meh nothing special, Gaspar should apply to direct X-Art movies.
>>62803667
>this guy
>>62803448
Anyways isn't a real word, Osama Ben Affleck.
>>62803675
no one else would
>>62803650
bannable how? It's fucking Television & Film. Are we so prude we can't even discuss regular movies here? If so, I'm calling Hiro.
>>62802661
you are retarded. so porn movies are true love? it's fiction m8. dumb fuck
>>62802518
I don't have any glasses lads, wat do?
>>62803690
X-Art is SO boring, though. Good shit is elsewhere
>>62803696
tell him to hurry the fuck up and purge the autistic mods here
>>62803718
>he doesnt have lens-less hipster glasses
This movie wasn't meant for you then
>>62803696
Hiro is the one who implemented it.
>atheistkekes realize that christianity has nothing to do with sex shaming because japs do it too and harsher
>>62803589
Oh shit i didnt even notice that dick at first
>>62803726
Where?
>>62803764
it looks like a prosthetic
Shit movie.
>cringeworthy dialogue
>lead guy was terrible
>way too long
>sex scenes do nothing
>3D only so Garpar can jack off onto his audience
>>62803768
Not that lád, but I like The Life Erotic, SexArt, Playboy...
>>62803040
>It was 40% the back of a guys head while talking
Oh shit, just like in Enter the Void?
>>62803760
Japan's modern attitudes towards sex and pornography are a direct result of the post-WW2 treaty they signed. Wait until you finish primary school before you post again, youngfriend.
>>62803589
You have made a big mistake, shitfuck.
>>62803878
lmao chill
>>62803820
>Playboy
fuck off
>>62802967
>>62803378
>>62803717
Found the virgins.
>>62803378
>actual porn is fiction as well lmao
baka desu senpai
An experience like no other. Fearless, intimate, and unforgettable. Not only did it convince me that 3D can be used in an expressive, immersive way, it reminded me why I fell in love with movies in the first place, and why it's still worth seeing a movie in a theater; because once in a while we see something new. That doesn't happen very often, but Gaspar Noe has proved he can be counted on to show us something new.
>mfw reading reviews on letterboxd
>it's just porn!
>it's too heteronormative!
>it's pretentious!
>>62803909
What's the problem, retard?
>>62803989
playboy is even more boring than x art
>>62803988
It's so sad that letterboxd became another sjw paradise :(
>>62803973
Watch Adieu au language then. Best use of 3D so far.
>>62803044
>They don't fuck
Isn't the sex unsimulated though?
>>62803973
Save it for RT, Ebert.
>>62804068
it's all simulated ever since blacks started working in the industry
>>62803928
>>62803953
Good response. I shall repent of my folly in the wake of your impenetrable logic.
>>62804024
Oh man, I wish I could have that chance.
>>62804176
*tips fedora*
>>62804212
Thank you, comrade
>>62804212
>>62804260
Now kith
Is this the French porn movie that Mr Skin told me about?
>>62802518
anyone know where I can find the ost?
>>62804283
hello
>>62804341
the internet probably
The fucking hand jobs in this thing are so rough, it's really painful to watch, no love for the dick
>>62802536
Do you not know how fucking huge Star Wars is? Did you not expect multiple threads per day? Stop fucking whining.
>>62804830
>dude my /b/ tier star shit threads are totally about how hyped i am and not my desperate attempt at getting upreplies!
Help me out senpaitachi, is this all in english or do I need subs?
>>62804929
I'm not saying I like it, I'm just saying you should put up with it more quietly. complaining about it is just as bad.
>>62803608
>>62803559
Name of movie?
>>62804074
Not him but not enough memes for you?
>>62803378
>Actual porn is fiction
what the fuck am I reading
>filming two people fucking in real life
>fiction
kill yourself
>>62805630
its still acting, even if they are fucking
>>62805650
Yeah but you don't watch it for the story.
The fucking is the point.
>>62805675
the fucking is still acted out a certain way
have you been this retarded your whole life?
>>62805724
If pengus in vagoona then sex
Elektra looks like the new surgically improved Megan Fox (from the side)
BASED NOE
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Go see it in 3D, chumps.
i don't get the *point*
why is there so much effing and jeffing in this movie
>>62806073
The lighting is really fantastic how did they achieve that effect?
>>62806073
also i just realized the woody harrelson lookalike getting jerked off is actually a semi-obscure porn actor named ian scott (aka yann or yannick). he's known for such works as "private gold 48: bitches 2" (2001), in which he ravages a cute hungarian with beef curtains and her blonde friend. the only reason i did not immediately recognize his thick cock is because i usually see it up a lady's pooper.
>>62806258
i see the webm is already gone so i'm just going to suggest the aforementioned "private gold 48: bitches 2" (scene 3) for more of the artist's work. it has a much simpler lighting setup and more of a handheld aesthetic but the actual performances are far more compelling.
>>62802518
>the blonde aryan girl is a degenerate
Why are eurokeks such degenerates? no wonder why they are being replaced by subhumans
