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Why was this guy so fuckin incompetent? >be the best bounty
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Why was this guy so fuckin incompetent?

>be the best bounty hunter in the galaxy
>hired to assassinate Senator Amidala
>instead of doing it yourself, you pass the job to an inferior bounty hunter
>she fails
>you hire her again
>she fails again
>kill her with a dart made on only one planet in the galaxy
>this leads a jedi straight to your location
>get your shit pushed in by him
>only survive thanks to your pre-pubescent son
>tuck tail and run to the Confederacy home planet
>even though bounty hunters are supposed to be apolitical/neutral
>lead the jedi right to the Confederacy home base
>reveals to the republic the existence of the droid army
>even though you got your shit pushed in before, you take on another jedi face to face
>die

Tell me again why he was so cool? He didn't do jack shit and basically allowed the Republic to discover the droid army.
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>>62800874
Who thinks he's cool? Even his armor looks like shit.
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nerds are retarded

star wars nerds are double retarded
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>>62800874
>Tell me again why he was so cool?
He used 2 guns at the same time and had a jetpack. That's cool stuff for the children that liked this character.
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He was a fine physical specimen for making clones. But the clones had to be dumb enough to control.
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>>62800874
his helmet is the only cool thing about him, I made better looking body armor in seventh grade out of cardboard. God damn I can't believe how little effort went into that, it looks like pieces of paper stuck to a long sleeve shirt
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I can't help but like him. I like Tem Morrison

His fight scene was Obi-Wan was better than any other non-Jedi has in the whole series
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No no no. You got it all wrong OP. it's the other one that people thought was so cool. Remember? The one who looked pretty much the same as he did but succeeded in being even more of a bitch where he goes as far as getting wrecked by a cripple.
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>>62800874

I sure love how he didn't just kill Padme while Jedi were away chasing the other assassin.
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>work for the Republic to create a clone army
>work for the Separatists to assassinate Republic politicians
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>>62801082
>yfw Jango was actually playing both sides against each other

Jango confirmed for Sith Lord?
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>>62801101
From a certain point of view.
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>>62801082
>>62801101

Are you stupid? Sheev was pulling the strings of the Separatists through Dooku and he was the one who ordered the clone army in the first place.
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>>62801101
Truly a man of great ambition.
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>>62801157
Sifo-Dyas ordered the clones.

>inb4 Sheev was Sifo-Dyas theory
It's not canon bro. From autismpedia:

>Sifo-Dyas was a male Human Jedi Master who served the Jedi Order during the last decades of the Galactic Republic. When the Sith were revealed to have returned during the Invasion of Naboo in 32 BBY, Master Sifo-Dyas secretly commissioned the creation of a clone army, placing an order with the Kaminoan government before he was murdered by his friend, Count Dooku.
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>>62801227
Sheev ordered the clones under the name Sifo-Dyas. EU isn't cannon.
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these movies were truly some of the absolute worst things ever made
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>>62801227
So this lone Jedi can order a fucking million clones, with training and equipment without getting permission but Quigon has problems getting a single engine part on a busy trading post?
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>>62801320
SUPPOSEDLY, he had the gift of precognition and forsaw what would happen after the Sith came back in at the end of Episode 1. So he made a clone army to protect the republic.

But then that same clone army went on to become the Stormtroopers so its all bullshit to be honest f4m..
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>>62800874
Literally because of this game which kicked ass and actually had a pretty cool story. I played this game as a kid and it made me think Jango Fett was an awesome character. Nope, just dindu fodder thanks George!
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Remember when Storm Troopers were real people recruited to serve and not clones. Wasn't Han Solo a recruit but left because he wasn't suited for it?
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>>62800874
Why was Boba/Jango Fett portrayed as cool? Never did anything badass.

Boba at least looked and sounded cool but that was it.
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>>62801227

Why did he do it in secret?
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>>62800874
Poetry
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>>62800874

About as competent as Boba turned out

It was probably Lucas making fun of the Fett hype
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>>62801436
I think he was a pilot
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>never gave a shit about Bobby Fat when I was a kid
>time passes
>finally internet comes around
>more time passes
>eventually run into discussions and articles about SW
>people think Boba Fett was cool
>the guy that got owned like a bitch by Luke

shrug.jpg
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>>62801408
Agreed. Game was epic. Still play it from time to time.
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>>62801408
Goddam that game was good. Most of the star Wars game from the PS2/Xbox era were great.

Starfighter, Jedi Outcast, KOTOR, Jedi Academy, Republic Commando, Podracing, the original Battlefront

What happened bros?
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>>62801457
He had a cool toy and a cool ship so by the time the EU really started taking of all the little kids who grew up playing with probably had all these Marty Stu stories already cooked in their imagination.

In the movies he's basically the the bounty hunter equivalent of someone with a basic knowledge of Windows 8 lying their way into an IT job.
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>>62801408
>>62801610
>>62801615

>tfw Star Wars 1313 cancelled
>tfw no adventures running around Coruscant capturing bounties, gunning down street gangs ans banging Twi'lek slags
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>>62801674
>>62801615
>>62801610
LucasArts really gave a shit man. It didn't always result in a prefect game but goddamn did they fucking TRY to make something cool and original every damn time.

If Battlefront is any indication of Star Wars games to come from EA then there really is no point to life
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>this thread again
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