>so what about you, Anon, what is your favourite film?
>"Badlands"
>Silly anon, Into the Badlands is a tv show, not a movie
>"y-yeh, my bad..."
>the dark knight rises is the best batman movie ever
I'm not retarded, I don't have a FAVORITE movie lol
>>62800387
Starship Troopers
>tfw legitimately don't have a favorite movie
who else? have seen too many tbqh
I rewatched Blues Bros and Terminator 2 many times.
>>62800816
Same
>>62800816
copout answer so noone can judge your taste
>Welcome to film 101! let's introduce each other by telling everyone your favorite movie
>anon? why don't you go first
>>62801052
Did you not have an answer for the most obvious question one could ask a in film class prepared?
>>62800991
If I absolutely had to answer I'd say either Persona or Rear Window. Judge away.
>>62800602
>and the best film known to man
The Usual suspects.
>>62801073
No. The joke is that you have answer first and everyone will judge you by what you said. You can either go tryhard or go full pleb but either way you still lose. It's just an icky situation all around. Hence the feel image.
Jeez why do I gotta keep explaining 4chan today.
>>62801148
>Jeez why do I gotta keep explaining 4chan today.
I don't know. Maybe it can be avoided if you didn't make retarded posts.
>I really like this movie called Shame.
>Sounds interesting. What's it about?
>A sex addict.
>>62801166
You first nigger.
mines lolita
>>62800387
"Let me tell you about a magical journey threw the seas with Russel Crow, women may now leave"
>>62800991
This. I don't have one favorite movie/film/cinéma/whatever but when asked, I pick something among my mainstream favorites according to the person asking.
The Godfather Part II
My favorite film? Taxi Driver.
I honestly have no fucking idea.
>>62801116
7/10 answer my dude, but for anyone else they might say "oh i dont have a favorite" just so no one can judge how bad their taste actually are
>>62801273
that wasn't my point at all
That's easy, OP
Favorite new movies: Stage Fright (2014) (FUCK. YOU. I LOVE IT), The Voices (2014), Sleeping Beauty (2011), Give 'em Hell Malone, Trick 'r Treat (2007).
Favorite "older" movies: A Clockwork Orange, Angel Heart, His Girl Friday, The Red House (1947), The Fearless Hyena, Beverly Hills Ninja, Go for Broke!, Hair, Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2, Somewhere in Time, Metropolis, The Thing.
Inception, if I have to pick one m'lady.
>railroading yourself by having a "favorite" anything
It is required by law that you must be over the age of eighteen to post on this webzone.
>>62801417
Riveting choice sir, but I prefer the darker tone of Nolan movies, so my pick will be Dark Knight
>>62801459
How do you choose your favorite movie, anon?
>>62801533
Choose? You don't 'choose' a favorite. You sound autistic.
i just say ghostbusters now
it's a good movie and requires no explanation and ends the conversation immediately
i hate talking about movies with people on the street
>>62801550
That's bc having a favorite movie is just a way to he a special snowflake.
>>62801527
Interesting taste my dear gentlesir, however, I have to admit I am in awe when contemplating the philosophical depth of The Dark Knight Rises, I felt enlightened to say the least.
>go to film class
>showers are broken
>>62801232
>threw
>>62801597
What? You REALLY sound autismal now. having preferences is being a snowflake?
>>62801634
Your attitude is.
>>62801641
If you can't take the Heat, get out of the Mountains.
Just pick any film that won Oscar Best Picture.
>>62800387
I don’t have a favourite film but I do have a list of works that I deem best to represent the media that they’re made of
FLICKS
1. Shining (Kubrick, 1980)
2. 一代宗師 / 一代宗师 (Kar-Wai, 2013)
3. L'inhumaine (L'herbier, 1924)
4. [달은 해가 꾼는 꿈] 예고편 (Park, 1992)
5. بادکنک سفيد (Panahi, 1995)
MOVIES
1. The Godfather, Part III (F. Coppola, 1990)
2. Á bout de souffle (Godard, 1960)
3. And a Little Kid Shall Lead Them (Griffith, 1909)
4. Kindsköpfe (Dugan, 2010)
5. Fear & Desire (Kubrick, 1953)
FILMS
1. Höstsonaten (Bergman, 1978)
2. Hets (Sjöberg, 1944)
3. The Birth of a Nation (Griffith, 1915)
4. 十二生肖 (Chan, 2012)
5. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191611€€€€&-@ (Sandler, 2016)
CINÉMA
1. Mogambo (Ford, 1953)
2. Lost River (Gosling, 2014)
3. ¿Quién me quiere a mí? (Sáenz de Heredia/ Buñuel, 1936)
4. Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)
5. Der Student von Prag (Rye/ Wegener, 1913)
KINO
1. Berlin — Die Sinfonie der Großstadt (Ruttman, 1927)
2. Pauvre Pierrot (Reynaud, 1892)
3. Mauvais Garçons (1995, Bay)
4. Avatar (Cameron, 2009)
5. 劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲 (Yuyama, 1998)
ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY
1. Interstellar (Nolan, 2014)
2. L'ascension du chevalier noir (Nolan, 2012)
3. 01010101 01101110 00100000 01000011 01101000 01101001 01100101 01101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 01100100 01100001 01101100 01101111 01110101 (1928, Luis Buñuel)
The Scent of Green Papaya
Not trying to sound like a 2002 time travelling hipster, but I doubt you guys have seen it (it's not obscure though).
>>62801750
I love this bait. :^)
i actually prefer music, my lady. would you like to hear my velvet underground vinyls?
>>62801850
Go back to your capeshit kiddo
>>62801872
Nah, I'll just keep listening to Depeche Mode on my minidiscs.
Pulp Fiction
>>62800816
Same.
I have a few I can list as my favorite, though. Big Lebowski, Collateral, Blazing Saddles...
The Princess Bride.
>>62801872
Actually yes I would like to. Maybe we can cuddle watching trainspotting while Nicos discog plays at a low volume at the corner of the room :)
Battleship Potemkin. It's filmschool 101 so easy to speak with to anyone who's Initiated
Tarkovsky's Stalker
>>62801232
>threw
Gone With the Wind
I could honestly watch Moonrise Kingdom every day and be happy.
Nigger boob fuck shit up my goddamn cunt ass faggot
>>62801973
>all this shit taste
>>62801383
My man.
Underrated patrician.
Like some anons said before, I don't have a particular favorite one, but this one comes damn close.
>>62802168
overrated pseudo art flick
I bet you browse r/truefilm
>>62802292
pleb
>>62802292
r/truefilm has more discussion than this board will ever have
>>62802451
I don't see anything wrong with that image. In the right one they're just a bunch of pretentious faggots.
>>62802451
sup reddit
>>62802451
nice cherrypicking
>>62802451
/tv/ - funny guys to hang with
reddit - fucking autists
>>62801166
I got what he meant
I'm thinking it's you who is the retard
>>62802451
It's because /tv/ is predominately american, and therefore anti-intellectualist.
>Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
I love this movie so much, it's so clever and there's so many little details and the editing is great
>>62802451
>"hurr durr zabrisksomething this, the 60s that, shit that doesn't fucking matter to anyone except me and my fedora boner..."
>good discussion
>/tv/
>actually discusses the movie itself
>>62802585
>an epic of epic epicness
ring ding ding reddit alert
Triumph of the Will
>>62802168
>>62802292
It's a great film desu.
I also love Rebel Without a Cause, The Wizard of Oz, Spartacus and Midnight Cowboy.
>>62800387
>>62801384
>(FUCK. YOU. I LOVE IT)
Hello reddit
>>62802615
Yeah the caption thing is kind of lame but the movies great i promise
>>62802587
they're talking about the director, Michelangelo Antonioni.
by the way it is cherrypicked but jesus christ i would assume you knew what they were talking about
>>62802630
This. Guy's not even trying.
>>62802643
It's /tv/. Being ambitious, I would say 10% know Antonioni, 5% have watched Antonioni and 1% are able to write and pronounce it right.
>>62802643
No. One. Cares.
>>62802451
reddit:
>blablabla 60s blablabla muh avant-garde directors blablabla muh opinions
4chan:
>Well good sir, I believe his hands were dirty but that is just my mere opinion
>I am a man of faith and would like to take the moment to praise my lord and savior, Jesus Christ
>That is your opinion
>May I ask you if there was any non-consential sex involved in this situation?
baka senpai
>>62801384
>Angel Heart
Fuck yeah
Say fellowship. Easy.
I really like Barcelona by Whit Stillman.
>who?
Whit Stillman, he's sort of like Woody Allen but not Jewish...
>what's wrong with Woody Allen being Jewish?
Well, it's a recurring theme in his films that he's a neurotic Jew
>what the fuck? don't talk to me
;_;
>>62800387
Sans Soleil
>>62801750
meme getting old
>>62802810
Patrician: ROTK
Pleb: TTT
Contrarian: FOTR
>>62802476
>pretentious
you don't even know what that means retard
>>62802494
>cherry picking
just take a look at this thread and see how many memers memeing instead of actual film discussion
>>62802529
>funny
sure if you're 12
>>62802564
yeah most likely. its like anything that resembles intelligence is shunned in here and instead should be memed
>>62802587
stop embarrassing yourself you don't even know Antonioni, stick to capeshits and michael bay films please
>>62802766
its hilarious how you plebs try to justify your ignorance by downplaying your film knowledge
captcha for this board should be changed to this to weed out plebs
>>62801384
this simply must be bait...
>>62802884
They're a bunch of tryhard faggots and they're pretentious. Accept it you fucking fag. At least here we don't have to fake shit and we have a good time.
>>62802884
>its hilarious how you plebs try to justify your ignorance by downplaying your film knowledge
it's hilarious how you took my post seriously, this is some next-gen autism
>>62802884
>michael bay
>films
Reddit, everyone.
>>62802884
is is this bait?
actual film discussion actually exists here you if you look past the shit threads
which is surprising considering this is also a tv board, unlike subreddits that are solely dedicated to film
Shawshank Redemption
The perfect normie movie, not too obscure, not too pleb
>>62800387
Thumbtanic
>>62803159
It's seriously a 6/10 at best.
>>62802884
>WAAAAAAAH I'M A REDDITOR TRYING TO ACT SUPERIOR STOP MAKING FUN OF ME GUYS I WISH I COULD DOWNVOTE THE SHIT OUTTA YOU
Brokeback Mountain
>>62800387
...Drive...
>>62801213
the only good thing about heat is the action scenes mate
I still go with the Wild Bunch and/or A Boy and his Dog.
not too obscure and pretty straight forward subject matter if i have to describe them.
>>62801630
>no water to boil crab
I just say the first movie that comes to mind that I remember really liking.
I have never given the same answer I'm pretty sure.
Right now I'd say ghost dog if you asked me.
>>62803369
no nigga
>>62801275
This
>>62801148
because you're autistic and we cant relate.
>>62803283
>Sjunde inseglet better than Shawshank
>>62801232
But isnt liking Master and commander just a meme?
>>62803814
Are you memeing?
The Seventh Seal is a perfect example of something not too obscure but good.
I usually say Back to the Future because everyone knows it from le epic Family Guy references.
>>62802070
My good friend Joseph Goebbels says this is his favourite film.
Jurassic Park
Apocalypse Now, I like it and its relatively well known
Goodfellas
Rocky
The Man Who Sleeps
Daisies
The Birth of a Nation
>>62804012
Beautiful group of 5. Congrats.
Fifth Element and TGTBTU tbhfam
>Black Hawk Down,
>The Day Of The Jackal
>The Dark Knight Rises
>Casino Royale
>>62802085
You honestly have shitty taste
>>62802827
Metropolitan is the far superior Stillman
>>62804275
Stillman is one of the great unsung directors alive. His worst film, Damsels, is still very interesting.
The masterpiece of the bunch, though, is The Last Days Of Disco. Top of the 90's shedding real tears over the 80's.
Fight Club of course.
>The Dark Knight
>Treasure Planet
>Aliens
>Fury Road
Honorable mentions
>Law Abiding Citizen
>Book of Eli
>American Psycho
>>62804615
This answer is how I filter people out of my life
>>62803016
>we don't have to fake shit
do you even know who luis banuel is?
>>62803124
>actual film discussion actually exists here you if you look past the shit threads
out of literally tens and hundreds of shit threads,there may be one or two threads on actual film that's not flavor of the week, and when it does happen, replies are scarce and the thread dies.
>>62803297
>I'M A REDDITOR TRYING TO ACT SUPERIOR
not everyone who knows something more than entry level knowledge of movies is a pretentious twat, so that's no excuse for your lack of knowledge on film or cinema in general
>>62800387
A Knight's Tale
Come the fuck at me families.
>>62800387
The greatest superhero movie ever made, Unbreakable
>>62805380
>luis banuel
Yes I fucking do, and it's Buñuel you filthy pleb.
>>62805447
>redditor trying to deflect the fact that he's a reddit advocate and is clearly of reddit descent
Probably bad boys II
>NOW THAS HOW U SHOOT
>>62805380
>banuel
ayy
I always say The Bourne Identity or something along it's lines that everyone likes.
>>62800816
Me too.
>>62800991
Everyone says this but then I rattle off some films I really like and get called a hipster so what's the point?
>>62805742
>>62805627
>typo means i'm a pleb
by the way everyone should have some knowledge of cinema
>>62805653
are you admitting you know nothing about movies? i dont really care for reddit but i'd rather people here know about cinema to a certain depth
The Princess Bride or Six-String Samurai
>>62805857
>are you redditing to reddit that you don't use reddit
Why yes I am redditor scum, because I'm a wholesome person who doesn't push the limits and I love my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
>>62805329
me too tbqh
whoever doesn't say fight club, is no longer my friend
>"it's pretty underground, you've probably never heard of it" -/tv/
>>62804658
You're based in my book, anon
>>62806200
>"it's pretty underground, you've probably never heard of it"
by normie standards sure, but that's anything past capeshit and hit movies
everyone's favorite movie in this thread, with the exception of a couple have been completely entry level plebtier
>>62805833
yes you're a pleb, shut up
>>62806577
In case it wasn't glaringly obvious, you also fall under that post
>>62806710
i realize that you cunt
Duck Soup.
Make a single file line, ladies, there's enough dick here for everybody.
>>62802451
Telling people what your favourite film is by a given director with some surface level remarks is not a discussion.
I tell people either Predator or Hot Fuzz to sound less weird
>>62800816
OP mentioned a favorite film, not a favorite movie
