Join the light side of the force, /tv/
>>62790046
gonna read the spoilers on here then spoil it on facebook etc etc
fuck this shitty kike movie for kids and all the normies that wanna watch it
I'm probably going to be downvoted for this but I think if you want to avoid spoilers you should just stay off the internet until you watch it.
>>62790046
I'm seeing it opening night, I'm spoiling it once I get home.
Edit: wow front page! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
I'm not even going to watch it just read spoilers online and then i will come here and spoil it right away. Beware. You might as well not cone here until you have seen it.
>>62790098
While I detest your use of reddit nomenclature, I agree wholeheartedly with your sentiment
I actually want to be spoiled since I'm not gonna watch it willingly
Some of the most fun I've had in months is posting those Fallout gameplay videos that cut to text revealing the twist ending on social media and getting dozens of "FUCK YOU"s from normies
So to answer your question nah bruh
>>62790046
This is /tv/ without feet and waifu threads.
>>62790101
The french people are going to tell you that kylo ren kills han solo long before opening night
>>62790046
>not going media blackout for a week before release until you see it.
>>62790046
Han gets killed
Finn does nothing
Daisy is a mary sue
Luke is going to train daisy
Kylo is han's son
Fuck ton of nostalgia bullshit
IT'S A TRAP
You're not missing shit
Yea... not spoiling star wars wouldn't be "light side." it'd be playing into the game of disney.
Spoil that shit. Spoil that shit so fucking hard no one wants to see it.
This is the edgiest thread I've ever seen.
>>62790046
I'm posting everything the second I get back from seeing it
>>62790046
Cringey as fuck
>>62790046
Would you ask shit to stop stinking?
>>62790046
Anybody that doesn't want to be spoiled needs to just NOT USE THE FUCKING INTERNET until they see the film. Period.
>>62791773
>not using the internet for a month and 2 days
Not possible.
>>62791811
>>not spoiling the everloving shit out of JewJew Abrams SJW fest version of Star Wars to make nerds cry on the internet.
Not possible.
Did anyone pre-order opening weekend tickets?
>>62792243
Sure did.
>>62792243
HAHAHAHA FUCK NO!
Streaming that shit!
Not gonna' give those SJW's any money.
>>62792262
Which day famalam? The best I could get was Friday afternoon all the Thursday preview showings were sold out.
ban star wars altogether
>>62792358
ban ur life altogether
The first thing I will do is spoil it on reddit
I'm not going opening night cause a muslim or crazy white guy will probably kill everyone
>>62793606
>living in America
>>62790263
You are cancer
>>62793810
>>living in America
...eye to eye, station to station
>>62790046
>redditfags aren't even trying to blend in anymore
>>62790046
>this fucking guy
Listen up, buddy. You think me spoiling a movie for you is "edgy"? You don't even know the fucking HALF of it. I've been at this game since you were but a thought in your daddy's balls, champ.
Remember that film The Sixth Sense, in 1998? Probably before you were even born, you little pipsqueak. Somebody revealed to me about two weeks before its official U.S. cinema release, the twist ending.
You know what I did? I didn't sit there and whine like a snotty little shit. I took it one-further. I went to about 10,000 (yes, that's FOUR ZEROES, MOTHERFUCKER) English-speaking internet chatrooms (remember those? No, you probably don't, all you've ever known is this place for a few months and that shithole Reddit) and spoilered that motherfucker for tens, if not HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.
"Bruce Willis was dead in The Sixth Sense, the entire time."
You think your thread upsets me? Bitch, you aren't even in the same fucking GAME as I am. Step up to the plate with the big boys, son. It's much sunnier up here.
Literally not coming back here until i see it, if you don't do the same you deserve it you fucking retard
Will travel to France and post live during the flick
I hate going to the movies but im going to have to for this stupid movie
And I'll have to avoid 4chan until then which is probably a good thing
>>62795849
Hey guys my mom is making me delete this post and say sorry but I don't know how so sorry.
>>62790046
i know reddit gets thrown around here a lot but you are the epitome of reddit you fucking faggot
>>62795948
I'm from Reddit and I love this place, also. Oh, does that make you mad? So very mad? Oh, you seem quite mad that there are those of us from Reddit who also enjoy coming here and hanging out with you cool guys. We like it. We REALLY like this place. Oh, we're not leaving. We're sitting right here, friendo. You like that one? "Friendo?" It's from No Country For Old Men. I know tv memes lol!
You think this is your own private utopia, your retreat from the world, your clubhouse to hang out with your other rebels, but guess what? We Reddit folk found it. We found it and we like it.
And we're not leaving.
I'm curious if people really think knowing plot points somehow "spoils" the movie for them. Its a really fucking stupid idea. No one would reread/rewatch any story if this were remotely true. How did the spoiler meme even begin? It couldn't have always been there, 2000 years ago there must have been a total of 3 stories you could hear so no one would care about spoilers then.
https://www.4chan.org/rules#tv
Television & Film
Rule 4.
Please make use of the spoiler image checkbox and spoiler tags. Purposeful spoiling of a series or movie is not allowed.
Follow the rules and we'll be fine. I'm sure I'll want to be discussing the ending of the movie and I'm certainly not waiting a week until Christmas. Not hard to use spoiler tags.
>nobody talk about the movie until i see it
how about dont go to discussion forums for star wars
>>62795967
some people want to be fresh on their first viewing
if some nerd lays out plot points on some site then you already start forming opinions before even seeing it
disgusting fucking thread
>>62795967
When movies are built around shocking reveals or unexpected turns (read: shit), spoiling them can ruin said turns by making everything that leads up to them pointless.
>>62795977
this. report the cunts who spoil it without tags and give em the three day banhammer.
>>62797677
>bans
>on 4chan
Welcome to 4chan
Now go back to reddit.
>>62797527
It's a disney marketer thread. We all know the spoilers from the confirmed leaks anyway.
>A third fucking deathstar
>>62795963
JUST
>>62790263
Kek, link? I need to spam these everywhere I can for the poor normies who don't have memeout 4
>>62792243
You cannot be serious. Who preorders tickets to a mediocre flick like this?
It's going to get spoiled for literally everyone. Unless someone completely cuts themselves off from the internet I guarantee they'll get spoiled.
>>62790046
You just know it's going to happen OP. Take a hiatus from this board.
>>62798881
>never had a 4chan ban
whats it like being a white knight newfag?