>TV's volume isn't a multiple of five and is a prime number
>product of two numbers other than itself
>prime
>can't hear if it ain't me starts playing
>tv volume goes from 1 to 100
>never needs to go past 4
if the television volume isn't 15, I can't watch it. Is that indicative of something? Even when I banepost in the other room the television needs to be 15 volume.
>>62786765
Indicative of autism.
>Aspect ratio isn't 1260 x 400
trashed.
dat dank autism
>>62786639
>tv's volume
>not having a stand alone sound system
>not having noise-reducing wireless headphones for when the neighbors are sleeping
Why even live senpai?
oh man i thought i was the only one
>>62788279
>Having wireless headphones
Literally why would you do that to yourself
>>62788340
Roommate, mostly. I don't sleep much.
why do people here pretend to have autism
>volume bar doesnt allign with the news overlays at the bottom of the screen
>Turn closed captions on
>They are the scrolling kind
WHAT EVEN IS A PRIME NUMBER, YOU GUYS?
>turn on closed captions
>subtitles pop up
>want to watch movie
>can't decide
>a movie is like 2 fucking hours long so I don't want to make a bad decision
>browse /tv/ instead
I've seen literally one movie made in 2015. I come here for memes.
>>62788821
Because it's fon to due.
>>62786759
This. My TV is loud as hell around 10.
>>62786639
Fuuuuck iktf
>>62788979
Those are toes that need to be sucked and feet that need to be worshipped.
>TV boots up every time with volume starting at 23
>this is far too loud and I have to put it on, wait for it to load then bring the volume down before switching on cable
THIS IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE
>>62789042
>friday night, in bed
>planning out my saturday: first I'll shower and make breakfast, get a coffee, then watch [movie name] and enjoy the day
>end up sitting naked on my computer chair till 3pm browsing /tv/ and watching youtube videos instead
>don't get dressed till like 4pm
>>62786639
What if it goes up to eleven?
>>62786639
>tfw too scared to admit you don't know what a prime number is
t-thanks liberal arts college degree
>>62789257
It's a number that is only divisible by one and itself. 3 is a prime number, 4 is not.
>>62789201
Did you end up watching the movie?
>>62786639
Why did you feel the need to specify "not a multiple of 5" what do you think prime is
>>62789290
3 is divisible by 1.5
Checkmate atheists.
>>62789291
k-kinda
>finally put on minority report
>30 mins in, get sleepy
>leave it playing on computer and go lie in bed
>wake up at like the 2 hour mark, no idea what's going on
>turn it off
>>62789342
Your mom is divisible by my dick
>>62789257
I don't know what a noun and adjective is.
I don't know what numbers are odd or even without taking 10 seconds or more to think about it. Is there an easy rhyme or something like with the days in each month?
I only know up to yhr 6 times table.
>turn on close captions
>they're far away
>>62789509
A noun is a person place or thing
An adjective is a description of a noun.
The brown dog walks by. In this case the dog is the noun and brown is the adjective, and if you don't know what a verb is, walks is the verb. A verb is an action.
>>62789509
There are only 10 numbers to memorize you fucking fool
>>62789509
1, 3, 5 = odd
2, 4, 6 = even
If you need help, just remember that the no singles policy (1) keeps the ODD ones out.
>>62788979
That's actually good work. I like the coloring
>>62788821
>pretend
BANE!!!
