Is there a more depressing television character
>no friends
>only family is an estranged mother
>spends all holidays alone
>works 24/7
>doesn't even own a bed
>hasn't been laid since college
>addicted to porn
>only meaning in his life is ayy lmaos and spoopy ghosts
Ya well he got to sniff Scully's farts on those long car rides so he's a richer man than I
>>62786310
>addicted to porn
source?
Was he the proto-4channer?
>>62786310
Good job on understanding this show anon
>>62786445
>source?
the show
>>62786445
There are multiple occurrences in which he is shown watching porn or they find a smut mag in his apartment or something for a gag
>>62786445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkkmRsyXfwY
>>62786445
You didn't know? They make jokes about it throughout the series.
>>62786445
Watch the series, it's heavily implied Mulder passes his time by watching porn. Like that episode where he's looking at the porn theatre through his binoculars instead of paying attention to suspects.
>>62786445
Scully catches him watching stuff in motels a few times, and he usually has dirty magazines and tapes around his apt. It's funny they never really acknowledge it and hes pretty laissez fairre about it.
>>62786559
>and hes pretty laissez fairre about it
Pretty what?
>>62786582
Its Latin for taking it easy
>>62786654
Thanks.
>>62786654
it's french but nice try
Christopher Moltisanti. He had no arch.
>>62786310
>Sleeps on the couch.
>>62786310
D R O P P E D
>>62786844
>not knowing he was a chosen person from the first time you saw that nose
>>62786310
Yeah, your right. I think Mulder is the most NEET-like character recently in television.
>>62786844
remember the day some russian beer company paid him a chunk to do a commercial and one day after the airing of that commercial he was told by his relatives that his father is ukrainian not russian.
>>62786918
The Lone Gunmen most have pent up hate for him. All the chicks they could get looking like him
>tall, handsome and smart
>is an awkward mentally broken weirdo
>>62786310
I guess this is why I find him very relatable
>>62786932
how could you not know this? for shame duchovs.
>>62786810
CHRISTAPHA
>>62786310
>no friends
Scully?
Mulder's pretty cool.
He's even supposed to die from autoerotic asphyxiation, I seriously think he would visit /s/ and /x/ on a daily basis
>>62789365
Also /d/
>>62789387
Whats the best cameo appearance /tv/?
>>62786310
>gets to fuck scully
totally worth it senpai
would mulder be considered autistic if this shit aired today?
>>62789615
No.
>>62789643
>doesnt know how to interact with people
>says dumb shit at the wrong time
>eats crime scene evidence all the time
>porn addict
autism confirmed
>>62789693
He knows how to interact with people and can gauge emotion.
He might be considered obsessive, but not autistic.
>>62789471
What kind of stupid fucking question is that?
>>62786310
>>only family is an estranged mother
Isn't his entire identity based around his missing sister and his search for her?
>>62789718
the real question is why isn't jose chung everyone's favorite episode?
>>62786310
Didn't he Fuck that vampire chick? When he was all Emo after Scully was kidnapped?
>>62789786
>>62786310
also didn't get almost get raped by that one detective in that episode? I forget the name of it, but the one where the planets are aligned so everyone is acting weird.
>>62789786
Worst episode of the show imo.
>>62786310
>no friends
He hangs out with Scully and the Lone Gunmen all the time.
>only family is an estranged mother
Fair enough, but having a lot of family tying you down can be depressing
>spends all holidays alone
sounds relaxing
>works 24/7
He work is his passion
>doesn't even own a bed
? yeah he does
>hasn't been laid since college
false, he has answering machine messages from chicks he hit and quit in the first season
>addicted to porn
aren't we all?
>only meaning in his life is ayy lmaos and spoopy ghosts
yeah but they're real
He could be turned around to say he's the best tv character of all time
>always hangs out with a qt
>gets to see real ayys and spoops on a daily basis
>cool ass job
>porn addict
>sunflower seeds
>scully
>>62789786
>Didn't he Fuck that vampire chick?
Yes in S02E07: 3
>>62789832
>also didn't get almost get raped by that one detective in t the one where the planets are aligned so everyone is acting weird..
Yes in S03E13: Syzygy
>>62789905
He doesn't get a bed until pretty late in the series. And he only gets it through some space/time/vortex/body changing fuckery I think.
>>62786844
>Father
He's Goy.
>>62789905
>>spends all holidays alone
>sounds relaxing
I do this. My brother invites me every year, but I'd rather visit him in the summer. There's someone so goddamn relaxing about spending Christmas alone with my cat. The office shuts down and I can spend 3 weeks living like a hermit watching films, reading, and playing vidya all day.
Mulder is based and he spent part of his life with prime 90s Scully.
He may not have been a rockstar, but he was a damn good agent.
>>62786810
>no arch
Is this a joke?
>>62789751
>musings of a cigarette smoking man isn't everyone's favorite
life is like a box of chocolates.
>>62790405
>CSM gets his first publication letter
ngl i cried like a bitch.
Det. Goren
>>62786310
>witty
>cute
>gets to be pals with scully
>gets to investigate ayys
depressing? try again.
>only family is an estranged mother
It's not like that was by choice. The ayys took his sister.
>>62790839
>cute
Jew fucker detected
>>62790358
Yes, a reference to be precise. Have you not seen the show?
>>62791027
I stand by it. Duchovny is a sexy man.
Also implying Jews aren't God's chosen people.
>>62789365
I literally just watched that episode. Wasn't Clyde referring to himself when he said that?
>It's a Kumail Nanjiani episode
>>62786457
Underrated post of all time
>>62789751
>yfw the first time watching that episode
>>62792291
fucker, I love him and hate him at the same time
>>62792291
the podcast helped bringing the show back right? this guy's cool in my book
>>62793708
>it's a they mention the posibility of a revival episode
>>62786497
>Supercut
>Doesn't even put everything
There's that scene where he's on his pajamas watching tv, and you can hear moaning from the screen.
Now which season and episode is that? I don't know.
>>62786310
Later seasons and some minor hiccups aside, the series was pretty good. I tried finding other shows that deal with urban myths - Grimm comes closest, but it's boggled down with with the same shit that killed X-Files: convoluted overaching conspiracy plot, not killing clearly dangerous character when heroes have the chance to do so etc.
He was good in Californication chasing that jewlady.
>>62786844
You're only jewish if your mom is jewish you fucking idiot.
He's Scottish.
>>62789905
And wasn't he legit banging Scully in I Want to Believe?
Still pretty sure that was canon, even if it was a massive pile of shit.
Jack Bauer is more depressing desu senpai
>>62789991
Do they ever show him owning a bed other than the waterbed?
Are waterbeds still a thing?
>>62794232
>convoluted overaching conspiracy plot, not killing clearly dangerous character when heroes have the chance to do so etc
but these are the things that made The X Files stand out. The myth arc and the fact that they didn't have like seasonal bosses or enemies to be taken down but higher powerful men in the shadows
>>62794363
And it eventually led to its failure: Mulder's sis subplot led nowhere sensible, alien subplot stopped mattering at some point, and the last 1-2 seasons were useless. I honestly enjoyed motw episodes MUCH more
>>62786445
I had no clue until I saw the behind the scenes special (Season 5 ep 21)
>>62794415
that's only because it was made in an age when quality tv didn't matter that much and they counldn't stop it. Everyone agrees that it should have ended in season 6. The mytharc after that is shit. Imagine Breaking Bad going on for 9 seasons.
>>62786310
but he loves his job
>>62786310
Sounds like my kind of guy.
Actually he's friends with the Lone Gunmen. The guys that predicted 9/11. And having concrete evidence of ayy lmaos and monsters is a pretty damn good meaning
he's one job from neet.
