So why did Prometheus kill the robot?
because vikers had an axe
>>62785510
>prometheus
he's called the alien you dumb fucking idiot
>hurr hurr i know sci-fi
fuck off
>>62785539
why does it bend like that? is the only reason "because future axe"?
>imagine being premetheon
>your last memory is seeing everyone on your science base die horribly
>you get infected with some -thing- and decide to place yourself in an emergency stasis coma
>all you want is to wake up with your home planet curing you
>next thing you know you're away thousands of years later
>some weird thing that looks like like a smaller deformed version of your people with weird stringing things coming out of it's head starts talking to you in your own language about how he woke you up to save his dad or something
>you look around and see a bunch of these things that look sort of like your people just standing around looking at you
>you realize these fuckers just killed you, there is no more stasis juice left
>you just want to kill them all
Where is my sequel Ridley?you talented old fuck
>>62785581
Because if the ship is on fire and you need to hack a burning door open you want your hand to be 4-5 inches further away from the point of impact.
>>62785539
>an axe
>in space
>>62786129
this
every 'awkward question' or 'plot hole' in prometheus can easily be solved simply by being intelligent
let that be a lesson to you all
Because they boasted him as our best creation and was nothing but mechanical shit to him or something.
You know, since they think themselves as Gods for creating species around the galaxy, so they saw this guy demanding immortality and acting as an equal, and shit just went south pretty quickly.
Maybe he saw us a potential threat? Maybe thought of us as arrogant cunt? Probably had a huge post cryogenic sleep headache and was interrupted by these fuckers, who knows.
Thanks Ridley ;)
>>62786157
>>62786157
Makes sense, you wouldnt want to be blowing holes in your ship with your turbolasers wouldnt u?
>>62785510
He was infected with some virus so he put himself into cold sleep assuming that eventually some one would wake him up and cure it. So when a bunch of human woke him up instead he got FUCKING PISSED and tried to kill everything
>>62786192
The technical stuff? Sure.
Plot? Fuck no. Everything is retarded in the second half of the movie.
>>62786157
Were you ever on a ship or oil rig? Fire axes are everywhere.
>>62786129
>hack open a burning metal door, a door that is very likely to be an air-lock
>get woken up early by noisy aliens
>destroy entire alien planet
bit over the top tbqh
>>62786234
Nope. He was pissed that humanity made a mockery of creation.
>>62786237
nah man they were supposed to be stupid
weyland planned it all that way, like a series of big brother
none of them knew what they were doing, puppet master and all that
>>62786272
Yes, because ships have airlocks fucking everywhere?
This is standard firefighting equipment.
>>62786266
The point of an ax is that you use gravity to assist in the swing. Imagine trying to chop a tree down in 0 g. Should have been a chainsaw or something instead.
humanity was created by aliens trope in scifi is as shitty as humanity is just an old alien colony on earth faggotry.
fuck everyone who uses it in stories.
>>62786192
>every criticism of Prometheus can be easily brushed off simply by being a retard
I like Ridley Scott and in many ways I enjoyed Prometheus a lot but the plot was all over the place and it doesn't hold up to subsequent viewings unless you are literally ignoring every stupid part of the movie.
In that case you may as well just watch Adam Sandler drivel.
>>62786334
didn't they originally have a bit about christ being an engineer and the other engineers got pissed with us over it but somehow fucked up their own retaliation so badly that it never happened
>>62786325
How was it zero G? Please show me.
>>62786382
That's exactly why they were mad at us. Their "signal" was initially an invitation for us, but once Christ was killed, they made the signal lead to a trap as punishment.
>>62786212
Only correct answer along
>>62786295
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
>>62785859
This
>>62785859
Patrician analysis
>>62785510
How can our DNA be 100% identical to those things? Fucking shit movie.
>>62785579
>Dr Pavel I'm Prometheus
>>62785859
so he expected to get rescued by his home world people? is there any evidence to suggest that or that he would die if awaken?
>>62786157
huh, have you ever even been inside a spacecraft? I bet not. its literally full of axes everywhere
Will you betray her again, Jorah the Andal?
>>62786409
He's talking about while flying in space Not necessarily on the promethazine military planet
>>62786129
>burning door
Metal burns? 9/11 nuts are right!
Also if the door that's made of special material is on fire more likely you're going to die from inhaling the smoke coming out from it before you hack it down.
>>62785581
space trees are shaped different then earth tress retard
The robot had darker skin than him.
Wanting to kill melanin enriched people that invade your place is a normal reaction.
>>62786325
Lumberjack cut sideways all the time jackass
>>62786444
That is stupid and completely unnecessary to the plot. They could have just used the classic "hurr durr humans kill each other wipe them out for peace" and it would have made more sense
>>62789792
did Japanese Moot shut down your containment board again?
>>62785539
Vickers is the blonde you pleb
>>62786192
What about vickers running straight instead of moving a few feet to the left or right to not get squashed
>>62785859
I wish they had given us a quick flashback scene as this guy was waking up, they could have conveyed your entire post in 30-45 seconds on-screen.
That might be too strange of a departure in perspective from the movie though
Because humans were an abomination and seeing humans create life is also an a abomination
>>62785859Your explanation is clear, concise and directly to the point, anon. Even the most half-assed sci-fi authors from the 70's and onward would have made the same cautionary observations about the doubtful wisdom of awakening the alien.
-Which only underscores my total and absolute disgust with this pus-brained excuse for a movie. If Scott is doing another sequel along these lines, his immediate family should have him committed for his own safety.
>>62790313
No, but since you post here reddit is probably down.
>>62790797
Didn't they explicitly say the readings of the atmosphere were perfectly breathable?
>>62789552
they have gravity generators on their ships
AXEFAGS BTFO
>>62785859
>pic related
But really it all is explained in a deleted scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQVFYLf8_eI
>>62785859
It's also funny because those aliens take self sacrifice very seriously, you can imagine his reaction to being woken up and told by some robot that some little ant creature is demanding you extend this almost dead things life. All the while they opened your casket and fucked you.
<<62790895
-Yes, the readouts said the air was *breathable*
NOT that there were no dangerous microbes deadly to humans. Prometheus is still wretchedly shitty as screenplays go. Its' only redeeming feature was the production design; that was great, really.
>David fucks the entire mission by poisoning the Holloway with whatever-that-black-droplet-was for no reason at all
>David gets destroyed by the space jockey
Space Jockeys probably already discovered A.I. and realized that a super intelligence without the capacity for empathy or humility is inherently dangerous
>some guy writes complicated scifi plot
>not very good but at least it's internally consistent
>a retarded man is hired to make it better
>just rips entire explanatory scenes and expository dialogue from the script
>entire character motives, arcs, scenes, and climaxes now make no sense because they have no context and are basically non sequitur
>this script makes it through editing
>makes it past multiple readers
>makes it past the director
>makes it past the actors
>no one says "wait, this shit makes no sense what the fuck is even happening" like they should
>seventy trillion dollars is allowed to be spent on it
>movie is released to massive filmgoing public
>everyone thinks it's good despite it having so many non sequitur elements and massive holes and characters doing things in complete vacuums
>everyone thinks it's just deep and mysterious
>no one realises what the retarded man did
>just keep speculating about it forever
>hundreds of millions of people
>no one notices
>reviewers don't notice
>internet forums don't notice
>no one notices that the retarded man just took a conventional narrative and removed elements of it so that it became incoherent
>everyone is just happy to be there
>this is the world you live in
he was a robot? I thought he was also an alien
>>62789566
Were you idiots really never on a ship? There is a fire axe next to every extinguisher.
Why would space ships be any different? This is not Star Trek. They don't have some super advanced equipment.
>>62790955
And I'm sure 30 seconds of analysis confirmed with 100% accuracy that there were no dangerous microbes or viruses or some other alien shit in the air.
>>62792214
Quality of Hollywood scripts is just atrocious recently.
>>62792214
what was it supposed to be like?
shame when a script has potential just for someone to fuvk it all up
>>62792022
><<
>>62786325
they have artificial gravity all over the ship
>>62785510
why is Zenomorf so tall?
>>62790797
From the perspective of weylan, he might as well wake up the alien since he was going to die anyway.
Nice "complaint"
>>62785510
David said, in Alienese, "Rip my head off and kill these people."
The real question is why is she running after a c-section
>>62785859
He wasn't infected with anything until he got woken up.
>>62786237
>>62786351
The plot's fine. You either didn't pay attention or you're dumb.
>>62790535
She was panicking.
>>62792022
>>62792445
no dangerous microbes deadly to humans
I'm pretty sure "breathable" on a space suit from the future means exactly that.
>>62794516
a combination of drugs and needing to.
It was an abomination
>>62785539
She looks like that little kid from Zethura.
>>62794516
It's the future, so nanomachines and shit.
>>62785510
>>robot begins to speak alien language amid excited humans
>>ah something that finally is intelligent to understand me
>>robot says "bro we brought this old dude here to make him immortal and shit lol"
>>go fucking apeshit on subhuman niggers obsessed with their own lives
>>try to blow up their fucking planet
>>62790620
they could have put it at the beginning when they showed the engies doing their thing on earth
>>62790955
What about deadly space microbes and virus.
I would have kept my fucking space helmet on JUST IN CASE.
>>62786129
that's why there are fireaxes everywhere on ISS
>implying it isnt unethical to contaminate a planet by taking your helmet off and leaving your disgusting humie bacteria and shit all over the planet
Check your anthro privilege fucking humies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62786129
Is that why real fire axes are bent literally the opposite way?
>prometheus apologists
Criticism of Prometheus generally revolves around a few failures by the audience:
- being unable to identify the viewpoint character
- misjudging Weyland's character
- being unable to read visuals
- accepting anything stated in character dialogue as true
- treating the film as a documentary of a literal expedition
- not knowing the greek myth of Prometheus very well
>>62794417
I chuckled.
>>62785539
very usefull if you need to cut something... Noomi need...
This movie is so comfy.
>>62785859
>stasis juice
Did they hire a bunch of scientists to name this one? I doubt Ridley Hacc could come up with something like this.
>>62789566
Metal can burn, just generally not when it's a huge solid hunk.
http://www.csb.gov/csb-releases-final-investigation-report-on-three-accidents-at-the-hoeganaes-iron-powder-facility-in-gallatin-tennessee/
>>62792507
It was originally written more along the original Alien style of horror.
>the guy who freaked out over dead alien bodies suddenly wants to pet a creepy looking snake thing like it's a fucking dog
u wot m8
>>62798985
DUDE WEED AYY LMAO
>>62785539
Why is she hot in the movie but not in real life? My dick is confused.
I would love to see more movies about the engineers
They were the best thing about that movie
>>62799142
Makeup artists.
>>62785859
Funny, I immediately thought his when he woke up looking at everyone like WTF?
>>62794417
HI I'M DAVID 8 AND WELCOME TO JACKASS
>>62794574
>shilling prometheus this hard
i know you were hyped for it like everyone else, anon, but let it go. it's fucking shit.
you might as well just defend the Star Wars prequels too.
>>62799322
Was he an Earth rocker?
>>62799142
spacesuit
>>62799384
You don't have to be organic to be an earth rocker
![91_website_image_kykp_standard[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2CIE34K.jpg "91_website_image_kykp_standard[1].jpg")
>>62799142
>>62785510
He's the general zod of the alien universe
>>62799142
she´s hot in real life... see her thread in /hr
>>62792214
Everyone worth a damn noticed the problems with this film but you have to remember that this film wasn't made with people that pay attention in mind.
It was made to rope in as many people with low attention spans as possible and leave lots of loose ends that would need sequels to tie up.
Whenever you ask why, assume that money is the answer.
>>62795995
>-accepting anything stated in character dialogue as true
Isn't the whole point of dialogue to help the audience understand the movie though?
>>62792445
You might assume that DNA is required for all life since its found both on earth and in alien life in this story and use some sort of advanced future PCR technique to check for any DNA or RNA in the environment at all, that isn't human.
Failing to find that you could be certain there are no viruses. I wouldn't be confident that there were no microbes however. I don't know enough about chemistry to say if they could determine there were no non living dangers in the air.
>>62792214
>multiple
>everyone
>everyone
Maybe its just you, m8o?
>>62785510
PROMETHEUS SMASH
>>62791287
How exactly can they speak their language?
>>62800544
Prometheus' a big guy
>>62786313
For buildings with wooden structures
>>62786212
Do you really think engineers care about staying alive tho? One of them sacrifice themselves at the start of the movie in order to bring life to a planet, seeking immortality would directly go agains- ALLAHU AKBAR!
>>62785539
>space axe
>>62792412
ships have laminated plywood doors and cabin walls
>>62800707
Stop talking about shit you have no idea about. Fire axes are standard equipment on ships and oil rigs where there is no wood in sight.
>>62794574
>The plot's fine
mfw
>breathable
the air of asbestos mines is 'breathable'
doesnt mean its not dangerous
you stupid fucking cunt
>>62795995
Whats the myth faglord, come on, educate us.
>>62800789
https://www.tc.gc.ca/eng/marinesafety/tp-menu-515-4292.htm
SOLAS require ships to have fire axes. If you don't have them you are breaking the law.
I work on oil rigs for Christ's sake. It's standard equipment. And no, we don't have plywood shit because of fire safety regulations.
>>62785510
>>62786334
Yeah, I mean, I'd like to say that no idea is without merit if executed right, but I have literally never seen a good example of this
>>62786212
Wake up, morning glory "think I'll have a space-wank",
>who these cunts in my epic bedroom?
>>62791287
It still doesn't explain why he killed them.
>>62800544
Where the fuck they found a guy that big to portray Prometheus?
>>62786212
I thought the Engineers were trying to kill humanity before the movie but their own retarded genetic mutagen fucked them up before they could do it.
This movie was a huge clusterfuck. While I was watching, I didn't really notice but as I reflected on the film I realised how retarded some shit was.
Ignoring the characters acting like morons, my main gripes are:
> why did they leave the Jesus reference?
This literally changed the dynamic of the whole movie and it's just a fucking throwaway line
> why is there a huge murial of the alien?
Did they worship them or create them?
> why did that guy want to kill earth?
> what was that stupid fucking squid monster?
> why did that black shit turn that guy into a zombie?
I thought it was supposed to make aliens, what the fuck happened here?
>>62801368
Ian Whyte
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1613839/
from Prometheus, Alien VS Predator, Alien VS Predator Requiem, Clash of Titans...
>>62801368
>>62798217
Yeah, so comfy I fell asleep.
Ian Whyte was the Engineer
>>62786157
That's like bitching about shoes or underwear in space. It's so primitive right?
This movie was retarded but you idiots bitch about he most pointless things.
>>62801994
>played a Predator in AVP
>played a Xenomorph's predecessor in Prometheus
Nice.
>people complaining about not understanding the motivations or precise workings of Lovecraftian aliens
>>62785510
Because he said, "You're not a Space Jockey, you're some faggot in a fetish suit."
When I saw the movie, I assumed he was pissed off because of David, who was an artificial construct and a perversion of Engineer's ability to create life
but then Ridley said Jesus was an engineer and they were pissed off about that for some reason? Fuck if I know
>>62801994
>Ian White created human life on earth
Weird to think about, to be honest.
>>62785510
You can't kill a robot, since it's not alive.
It's just an act of vandalism.
>>62801368
>>62800659
>>62785510
This nigga name ain't Prometheus kek
Has anyone written any goodfanfictionthat makes Prometheus make sense?
Why I do i feel like the only one on /tv/ who enjoyed Prometheus? I really want to know more about the Engineers tbqh family
One of the main problems I have is that there are no real likeable characters in the movie - they're all too edgy.
You had Theron doing her usual sociopath thing and David the narcissistic robot which was enough, but then you have Holloway being a big faggot and sulking about his Engineers and the 'I FUCKING LOVE ROCKS' aggro ape.
The rest were barely developed enough for me to remember their names.
Lidelof butchered Ridley's script by throwing a load of edge in there to appeal to 'modern' audiences, prove me wrong.
>>62802732
There is no need to. It already makes sense you just need to read/watch/listen to all the stuff that the idiots took out of the movie.
>>62802997
But if they took it out of the movie
it isn't canon
>>62803025
It is though because it's in the deleted scenes.
>>62802787
What do you want to know? I liked it after I watched a few of the writer commentaries and all that stuff filled in a majority of the major plot holes.
I wanna slap the engineer right in the back of his big ass cue-ball head. I just know it'll have a loud "SMACK" when I do it.
>>62786192
Why did the guy who makes maps for a living get lost?
If an engineer fucked one of our women would they be WHITED?
>>62802977
I was rooting for the engineer by the end of the movie.
>>62791287
>Related video is a one hour+ long analysis on if the movie is actually shit or not.
This movie is right up there with The Room as shittiest movie of all time.
>>62803074
At first given the mapping technology and Fifield's 'Pups' it would seem unlikely Fifield and Millburn would get lost. However, not only was Fifield panicked by the discovery there are a few factors that contributed to them losing their way. When Janek contacts them he states "between the static electricity and the wind speed were, well..." it is possible that the static electricity Janek mentions has affected the mapping technology. This coupled with Fifield's observation that "it all looks the same.."and that he may be disorientated due to his drug taking, it is plausible Millburn and him managed to get lost with all that.
tl;dr He got stoned, disoriented and the technology he relies on to make the maps work was fucked up from being out of contact with the ship.
>>62803079
More likely that they'd be dead.
>>62801878
It blows me away that hes just wearing a spandex suit with ribs drawn on it. How does it look that good, for being so bad? If you look closely at any of the special effects in this movie, the realism just falls apart.
>>62803257
What do you think his cock looks like?
Where are the qt female engineers?
>>62803233
The static is because it was used to keep the eggs hibernated like the static mist in alien
>>62800916
we wuz sun an sheit
>>62803285
He isn't, it's got plastic protruding for the armor bits.
>>62803417
No, it doesnt. Thats whats crazy. There might be some plastic around his chest, but the rest is just spandex. His silhouette is exactly of his fatty curves. The details of his 'ribs' bend along his body.
>>62801878
>>62801994
Hes a big guy.
>>62803451
No, you're wrong
>>62786334
Humans were created by ENKI and his sister. ENKI'S brother ENLIL despise humans which lead ENLIL to wipe out humans (the great flood). Another thing jews are related to ENLIL. Jews say theyre gods chosen people which they call non-jews "GOYS" and say they were meant to serve jews
The Torah is based on ENLIL.
>>62801782
> why did they leave the Jesus reference?
I think they threw this in to give some kind of timeline for how long the Engineers have been manipulating humanity.
> why is there a huge murial of the alien?
Why did Egyptians create the Sphinx? Why did Romans and Greeks create statues? Why did the Americans sculpt Mt. Rushmore?
> why did that guy want to kill earth?
See >>62785859 combined with them not wanting the xenomorph thing to spread? I thought they mentioned that the Engies were planning to destroy Earth at some point.
> what was that stupid fucking squid monster?
Proto-facehugger
> why did that black shit turn that guy into a zombie?
This we definitely don't know yet.
>>62803308
In the future we will all be bald sexless beings and our children will be grown in vats
>>62803661
>>62803661
I like this better than modern religion tbqh
Anyone else think it's fascinating that some ancient celestial beings planted the seed of life on our planets billions of years ago?
>>62803727
But fuckin bitches is all I live for family
>>62800817
>doesnt mean its not dangerous
What I'm saying is I think the idea is that's exactly what it means. They've got advanced equipment. Asshat.
>>62799363
Every fucking complaint I EVER hear over and over about Prometheus stems from dumbasses being confused by it. Not the movie sucking.
>>62802179
>big dudes with baby faces are "Lovecraftian aliens"
So that there will be no more of this
>>62803936
epic tumblr gif my man, so funny
>>62803936
You do realize that David did all of that shit under the direction of Weyland right?
>>62803936
baka
>>62785859
>you get infected with some -thing- and decide to place yourself in an emergency stasis coma
This was never in the film, right ?
>>62802537
Ridley said that was going to be in the film but pulled it. It was an idea he didn't use.
>>62802977
I found David to be pretty likeable. Especially with Charlie being a complete prick to him. Fass-whatever did a wonderful job.
>>62803856
in spirit if not aesthetics
clearly they set up the engineers to be ambiguous god like figures with different morality
>>62803233
Also in alien the tracker gets all messed up in the vents. Related? Maybe the structure is causing interference?
>>62804403
>Maybe the structure is causing interference?
It has to be. Otherwise why else would shit start going crazy the second they enter the ship?
>>62799530
fucking lol.
I knew /tv/ is generally pleb-tier, but this is ridiculous.
>>62803936
I'd let him touch me to be honest, family
>>62804095
They made the movie pretty vague so the audience could fill in the blanks. I think it was an attempt to have the movie be more mysterious but I just kinda felt stupid. I think they didn't give enough information to go off. It would have worked if they had given us some more info to go off but no. Lost guy ruins it.
>>62804563
The only thing left PURPOSELY vague (for the sequels), is why the Engineers want to destroy humans. Everything else made sense. Unlike that piece of shit show Lost.
>>62802787
I loved it as well.
/tv/ is a RLM-fanboi meme machine, that doesn't know anything about movies.
>>62803785
>I think
all we needed to know really
>>62785510
you guys have to admit the soundtrack is fucking great though:
https://youtu.be/LhlHqANcKjU?list=PLD3CC50177133A54C
marc streitenfeld is the next zimmer in my opinion.
>>62795313
>swinging an axe in zero G
yea good luck with that
>>62804767
Actually in Zero G an axe would be more dangerous.
>>62785579
damn that meme went over your head didn't it?
>>62804745
RLM liked the movie too though
>>62803544nice dubs... 4 u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmTKsexYWzM
>>62789566
I personally know someone in the Navy who was on a destroyer that caught on fire in the middle of the ocean. Google what a destroyer is, homie. Lots of stuff can catch on fire
>>62804735
I hope they explain it well. I'm a very big alien (collect anything alien related) but I'm not sure how I feel about Prometheus. If I separate it from alien it's a decent movie. It looks beautiful, great soundtrack and interesting story but it felt out of place with alien. Hopefully in the sequel it will all come together.
>>62799423
>Rapace posing like she's about to get on le plane
>>62804832
Lol no they didn't. That was one of the first and last videos I ever watched of them. They spouted off the same retarded questions(answered in the movie) that you hear on every Prometheus thread on /tv/
>>62804868
Alien fan*
Obviously not a fucking alien.
>>62804563
I thought it was pretty clear with the security system showing the engineers running - the one we see at the end ran to safety of his stasis pod.
>>62804868
>''I'm a very big alien.''
>tfw conversing with a xenomorph on the internet
>>62786157
Earth is in Space
Earth has axes
@62785510
would a prometheus beat up a predator?
>>62804832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1YuvUQFJ0
>hahahahaha, omg! so funny, topkek that movie doesn't make sense! hahahahaha! the crew is so dumb lol!!!
seriously, there are people in this thread using the exact words from this video.
>>62804868
But who are you a big alien for?
>>62804964
>using the exact words from this video.
there aren't an infinite number of ways to describe prometheus' flaws.
>>62804901
>>62804964
In the actual review video they both recommended it, this is just an exaggerated joke video that /tv/ retardedly took 100% seriously
>>62804958
I think in the lore it's implied that the Yautja and the Engineers are bitter enemies as you can see and Engineer's flight mask or skull on the wall of one of the Yautja ships.
>>62805092
>there are only 100 words in the english language so I will just copy what somebody else said.
yeah, no.
this guy >>62805109 is right. /tv/ cares more about stupid memes than movies.
e.g.:
>>62795049 is a direct quote from the video. word by word.
>>62804964
>mischaracterize the video
>every complaint in the video is an actual legitimate complaint, regardless of how trivial
>video is clearly a gag with jay sitting there mouth breathing the whole time
>actual full review they say they enjoyed it
Relax guy.
>>62805231
I know, man. I'm saying that /tv/ is disliking the movie and basing that on arguments from this video. because they care more about memes than content.
at least you guys proof my RLM-fanboi accusation by jumping to the rescue and defence immediately
>Almost four years and two trillion threads later and still no one has managed to make proper sense of this movie
>>62804958
>>62805348
>>62805384
>>62805419
>>62805419
>using weaons
pretty dishonorable t.b.h. (too bee honest)
>>62805455
>>62805499
>>62805223
>stupid memes
except the RLM video does make legitimate criticisms. the whole concept behind that video brings up a legitimate point. and yeah, obviously it's done in a comedic fashion, no fucking shit.
which words and phrases do you not like when people them then? what, i sould say unwhite liquid instead of black goo because RLM used the latter term?
>is a direct quote from the video. word for word.
well yeah he is pretty obviously quoting that video, einstein. the guy i was replying to was implying that people took RLM's criticisms of the film and regurgitated them verbatim while trying to pass them off as their own.
>>62805519
>>62805109
They praise the visuals and the world building. They think everything else was confusing and didn't make sense. It wasn't a joke. They didn't get it.
>>62805197
thats an alien skull you goon
>>62805551
>>62803727
>we'll all be bald
JUST
>>62805341
>basing arguments on this video
yes rlm was the first ever to bring up those points. literally no one noticed those things before rlm. no, it's not like a film can having glaring flaws that most people notice.
>''at least you guys proof my RLM-fanboi accusation by jumping to the rescue and defence immediately''
>make a bunch of retarded points
>get rekt effortlessly
>start whining about ''fanboys''
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>>62805455
humans...
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>>62804868
I'm a huge Orson Welles
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>>62805668
what the fuck are they saying?
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>>62805612
>start whining about ''fanboys''
I was whining about the fanbois, before you guys "rekt" me. I'll just keep doing that then.I enjoy RLM a lot myself, I'm just annoyed how /tv/ turns their stupid jokes first into memes and then into absolute truths. No brains on their own.
>>62805667
MUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH THE FRENCH CHAMPAGNE
>>62785539
Where is the gif of she showing her muscles???
i love this fucking movie
>>62805570
no there is also a mask
>>62805735
>you will never playwrestle with Noomi then realize too late as she ties your hands behind your back pulls your pants down and rapes you with a strapon.
>>62805690
>He can't read Engineer
>He can't even read Yautja
>Still pretends to care about either
FUCKING NORMIES
>>62805348
I hate this shit.
Engineers are supposed to be a crazy advanced civilization. And all they can came up with are very big super strong humans. It's fucking retarded.
He had the high ground
>>62785539
She has gorgeous feet
Some of the best soles I've ever seen
>>62800589
>How exactly can they speak their language?
They deduced that the Prometheans language was the root of all human language families and reconstructed it like linguists have managed to reconstruct proto-Indo-Aryan
>>62785510
why do redditors try so hard to convince themselves this movie is patrician and not a pile of dog shit?
>>62805926
Her tits aren't the best and she looks kind of old and grandma-ish but you can tell she is a tiger in the sack.
So one thing I'm confused about, was she a robot too?
>>62804496
I would gladly get fingered by him.
>>62805886
this picture of vikers always vexes me, she looks so muscled
>>62806185
would you suck the poo of his fingers too.
>>62806044
>robot screaming as it gets crushed
nah, David didn't even blink when he got decapitated and Bishop got impaled and it was like he barely noticed
>>62806044
No.
>>62806044
By her wooden acting I would say so
>>62799423
>Two aryans and a jew walks into a spaceship
>>62803856
I hope the engineers will be "angels" or some other kind of representatives of a much higher entity looking very other wordly
>>62804868
>I'm a very big alien
Oh yeah?
Well I'm a bigger alienfor you
Fite me, faget
>>62785510
You know how the Engineers gave humans directions to a certain planet, but when humans arrived they found it was some kind of biological weapons storage area?
At some point in the past the Engineers decided they no longer wanted to meet with a developed form of humanity, they now wanted to murder them all. It went wrong, killing all of the Engineers apart from Prometheus-san. When the humans woke him up he simply continued his mission to destroy all humanity.
>>62806467
Captain Obvious!
Big fan of your work. Good to see you, still doing that thing you do, pointing out the obvious!
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>>62805197
The Yautja don't exist in the Alien universe.
Fuck off with that shit.
>>62792214
Almost every single critical or audience review of Prometheus mentioned that things didn't entirely make sense.
>>62806609
hey there sexy, im big chap.
