Size matters not
Look at me
Judge by my size do you
And well you should not
for my ally is the force
and a powerful ally it is
life creates it
makes it grow
it's energy surround us
and bind us
luminous beings are we
not this crude matter
you must feeeel the force around you
here
between you, me
the three, the rock, everywhere
yes
even between land and the ship
>>62779178
Real talk, this scene was pretty moving
i always felt that when yoda was teaching luke to pick shit up with his mind, he wasn't doing that just so he could use it as a weapon, he was teaching him about how everything in the universe is connected through the force
How come Yoda happened to die of old age JUST after he met Luke?
What are the odds?
>>62779277
i've always assumed that he was really really old and was hanging it up until he finds the chosen one
after he did he just couldn't do it anymore
>>62779277
He was clinging to life waiting for the chance to meet Luke because the Force told him to. Once they finally met and he was able to pass on some of his wisdom he couldn't hold out any longer.
>>62779194
Yeah. Watching this scene as a kid made me a true believer in spirituality.
>>62779277
it's just like sometimes in real life, some people are healthy and happy und some day they just know: that's enough, I've had a full live. And then they lay down and die peacefully.
What if all of /tv/ came together, say 50 or 100 people or so, to watch the prequels together?
>>62779413
what if you hanged yourself with a belt tbqh
>>62779413
stream it, you fag!
>>62779422
But think of it. We could post "Sheev!" whenever he appears
>>62779178
>it's energy surround us
>it is energy surrounds us
ya blew it
That scene makes clear again how fucking idotic the midichlorians are.
>>62779487
"it's" has multiple meanings you fucking tard. For example, he was using the possessive form of "it".
>>62779536
The possessive form of "it" doesn't use an apostrophe.
I'm still mad how much George ruined Yoda in the prequels.
All of the prequels read like fanfiction written by a kid.
>>62779440
Fuck off
>>62779605
>This'll be the first time we see him pull out that little laser-sword of his and go to town.
WHAT THE FUCK GEORGE HOW DO YOU MISS THE POINT THIS MUCH
>>62779605
Lucas ruined fucking everything in the prequels. Everything. The only character that may have been done right is Sheev, maybe.
At what point did everyone figure out Anakin would end up being a bad(evil) guy?
For me it was probably in episode 2 already when he killed all the tuskens.. it felt like he was too full of rage. Somehow seemed like he might end up becoming evil.
>>62779709
>>62779605
This is way ATOC will always be the worst movie. Even midichlorians weren't as bad as Yoda fighting with a saber.
Not if anything about it to say I have
>>62779413
There was a stream a couple of weeks ago, some furfag was made mod and kept spamming furfag and blacked porn in chat
>>62779413
there are prequel streams all the time but they usually only get like 10 people because hotpockets deletes all the threads
but someone needs to stream again soon
its me dude its the real yoda whats up man hows it going how you doin dude sup?
>>62779277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lJrtc6jN6u
>>62780239
>Minch posting will never be real
>>62779495
This. Midichlorians just cheapen the entire concept so much. It's disgusting.
>>62779495
>luminous beings are we, not this crude matter
Thanks Lucas.
>size matters not
>the bigger you are, the more midichlorians you can store and the stronger you can become with the Force
>>62780239
lol eastern european?
>>62779536
Holy shit, Americans really are this stupid. Your the reason why everyone hates the US.
>>62781544
You're*
>>62781783
>Being baited this easily
>>62783579
Bated*
>>62779277
luke poisoned him
>>62780028
Sounds just like when I saw them opening night.
>>62784536
Not purposely, but Luke let Yoda nibble on some processed X wing MRE that was probably chock full of msg, preservatives, gmos and gluten. Yoda rejected it immediately, instead wanting to return to his hut for some locally sourced and organic vegan stew, but the damage was done.
