The best day of the week is here!
unless fargo becomes star wars no one on this ship board will care
>>62773943
One day there will be no more Monday Fargos. Why bother?
Quit after the second episode, show was boring me.
>>62774068
>he doesn't like aliens
I can seem to get use to Meth Damon.
>>62776304
That's because he's Fat Damon now, idiot.
>>62773943
cant wait. ayy lmaos when?
Do you think ed and Peggy will leave town? They definitely have a target on their back now, they sure as hell better take off
I'm thinking of watching Fargo. But only the 2nd season. Should I watch it?
>>62777134
>I'm thinking of watching Fargo. But only the 2nd season.
any particular reason for skipping the first season?
>>62777134
its an anthology series. youll be fine. also s2>>>>>>>>>>>>>s1 so far.
>>62777179
It's shit
>>62777102
The police are in their driveway and Fleetwood Mac's Tusk is playing.
>>62777204
It really isn't
>>62777179
Cuzi only have access to season 2. (IO on demand)
>>62777188
Alright, good. I like shows like that. It makes it "fresh"
>>62777294
Can't you torrent season 1?
>>62777204
>probably hated the second season of True Detective for the exact same reasons he loved the first
I keep thinking how pissed off Bear is going to be when he finds out Dodd sent his son to go kill Ed and got shot by his own guy
>>62777204
Well meme'd.
>>62777415
Well it was a ricochet, not like he did it on purpose
>that call to his dad saying he'll go back to school
Poor kid.
>>62777204
Don't watch the second season and go back to the walking dead
im pretty excited. already got my most favorite snacks set aside for when i wake up early tomorrow morning and watch it. got myself a large candle too. it's scented, ya know... vanilla i think.
>>62777341
I'm on a shitty tablet. My laptop is being checked by my friend. He said it will take him a couple days. He's probably just fapping to my Latza and Gisele Marie pics.
>>62777415
Dodd's pretty fucked now, the only way Bear will believe THE BUTCHER is behind it all is if he doesn't get news from anyone except his family. And even then how do they explain him surviving?
How can anyone think S2 is better than S1 so far? It's so slow paced in the beginning and sure it's ramped up now, but I think not having a central lead like before lowers the quality.
>>62777485
You misunderstand me. Fargo is on the same level as the walking dead to me. I watch real television. It's pleb fedoracore with a less pleb praised setting, so plebs can watch it and feel like they're not plebs. You are a pleb, and the world would be an artistically better place if every single person who enjoyed Fargo season 1 had their fucking throat cut.
You are not above the walking dead fan. You ARE the walking dead.
>tfw no qt butcher shop philosopher gf
>>62777134
>I'm thinking of reading this book. But only the 3rd chapter. Should I read it?
>>62777774
she's a fucking slut
>>62778737
If each chapter was only tangentially related to the other chapters then there would be nothing wrong with that.
>>62777774
Is that the female version of Sheldon Cooper?
>>62777774
I hope her and mr. silly hand run off together
>>62778963
her and mr. silly hand is the parrents of clerkfu
>>62779136
deepest lore
>>62778737
>>62778888
I have heard tell of something called a book of short stories. Some authors swear by them.
If only reading weren't for fags I would investigate.
>>62779823
It's not pure anthology when there is some continuity.
>>62777723
>I watch real television
>pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb
>fedoracore
Idk if you're baiting, or this is some new wave post-ironic shitposting, or if you're just pretending to be retarded. Anyway you slice it though, wow.
>>62773943
What did Meth Damon do in Breaking Bad that managed to give him a bigger career than Jesse?
>>62774068
>muh Malvo must kill every second meme
Getting off work now and getting some beers to watch fargo tonight! Can't wait ok then you betcha dontcha know
IS THAT BURN NOTICE GUY ON THIS SHOW? I THOUGHT I SAW HIM IN A COMMERCIAL
I GODDAMN LOVED BURN NOTICE
>>62780431
he didnt talk as much
>>62780527
Maybe.
>>62774045
3rd season man, think of all the excellent TV and movies you'll miss if you kill yourself anon.
>>62780527
He's undercover. Wait til' you see who Sam Axe is impersonating.
>>62780431
He didn't rely on an Xbox to find him his next job
>>62779136
what have you done?
>>62781577
>not gonna shake his hand
>nah i aint gonna do it
>brrrrrrrrrt
>>62777723
You are trying way too hard, guy. You have to be more subtle in your trolling, but good try anyway.
>>62773943
Man, this show is blowing my mind. I've gotten hyped for it 5 times in a row, and I haven't been let down yet.
>maybe we will finally learn about the ayy lmaos tonight
>>62773943
>dat preview
is_hank_kill
Any niggas know if we can watch this show on Fibe?
>>62778963
my otp
i don't think it's gonna happen though
I'm amazed at how quickly Fargo puts songs on my playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgG6SU8L-dI
what time is it gonna be on?
>>62781577
what was this about? i don't remember it
>>62785076
Crying at Ronald Reagan's patriotic speech,
how long til its on senpaitachi?
What's gonna happen toMalvo?
>>62786751
everyone gets killed and he innerits both crime sindicates.
also he's not Malvo you fucking disgusting idiot
>>62786993
>he innerits both crime sindicates.
>marries suicide-fu
>a cold, bleak wave of crime destroys the midwest
>>62782081
>let me just shake some blood off my hands so i can eat this bloody heart
Do you think he's going to end up being the scariest of them all
WHEN IS THIS ON
>>62777691
what are you talking about? s2 has way more of a central lead than s1
>>62788403
In 20 minutes
is there usually a stream up for this? first time getting out of work this early but i don't have fxx, i usually just end up pirating it on tuesdays.
>>62773943
Stream
Bretty good dot com
Bretty good dot com
Why are these threads always so comfy?
I'm an /a/non myself and I don't particularly like most of /tv/ but damnit Fargo threads are great.
>>62788092
I'm really hoping we get a good ending for Bear but I doubt it. We really don't know much about him besides his loyalty to Floyd and t hat he wants Charlie back in school.
He seems p cool but almost like an after thought.
5 minutes bros.
Shit is about to go down
Remember that time when everyone got shot in the elevator. Brutal shit
>>62788794is this what you want?
>>62788808
Maybe it is
>>62788794
Asuka or Rei?
>>62788832
Asuka
shit here we go
>>62788832
Maya best girl
>>62777774
Lorne Malvo's sister
>That preview
>That Danson scene
FUCKING
HAPPENING
HE DIN DU NUFFIN
>>62788866
Aces
>opening
Ted Danson gonna bite it tonight or is he gonna dance with the devil and live to tell the tale?
My Camusfu
>Lou
Jesus dude calm down.
>>62788885
>literally 11111 posts apart
>>62780850
>>62780618
>>62780527
shit, i didn't realize it was the same guy
Aw, mooom!
>>62788990
WHEN YOU'RE A SPY
Shit is going down tonight
>mfw she's even wearing a whores uniform
>>62789057
nah a lot of close calls, Sam/Dodd is probably dead though
KISS
MY
GRITS
FUCKIN JABBERWOCKY
Kiss my grits
>Quoting Alice and Wonderland
BASED MILLIGAN
what is grits
wat was that poem
>Kiss my grits
>>62789104
>>62789106
What did she mean by this?
that fucking slut. never trust a slut
>>62789097
Still, tension is Breaking Bad 5B-tier
jabberwock
>>62789123
Specifically it was Jabberwocky, it's the most improperly written poem of all time, it's inside Alice and Wonderland
Holy shit. The build up in this episode so far, is un-fucking-real. Fargo season 2 is on whole other level.
Can we agree this is better than The Wire. True Detective, and Breaking Bad?
>>62789129
it means she's a coalburner. grits are a staple basketball american food.
>To kiss one's grits (grits are located between the toes); a saying that means something like kiss my a**, but more old-fashioned, used mostly in the south
>>62789181
>>62789121
Didn't he say she'd be ground into grits or something?
>>62789157
BB and TD suck ass.
The Wire had a bunch of great moments and like two great years, and then a really shitty year and some mediocre years.
>>62789157
TD season 1 was good, season 2 sucked.
Oh fuck. Danson and Mary Jane are dead as fuck.
NOT THE MAGAZINES
NOT THE MAGAZINES
NOT THE MAGAZINES
NOT THE MAGAZINES
>>62789216
as a /k/ fag I appreciate this weapons selection so far this year.
Mr. Burn Notice is carrying a sidearm you might recognize from Robocop.
>>62789121
It's a reference to True Grit
>misquoting the lesbian this badly
>>62789233
RIP Ted :(
You're a little touched, aren'tcha?
I LOVE KIRSTEN DUNST
>aka Peggy
i just want to rape the shit out of her and watch her tune out and start babbling about finding herself
this bitch x1000
haha fuck you peggy
>>62789121
grits are a gross porridge thing that's only eaten in the south. it's like the american equivalent of vegemite.
>tfw I've dated a Peggy
Except she was somehow worse.
>>62789311
Don't you talk bad about grits now ya damn carpetbaggin' yankee
One of my favorite recurring parts is the Peggy character going into damage control mode. So fun to watch them lie themselves further and further into a corner.
SISYPHUS
>fat damon WANTS peggy to die
HAHAHAH NO FUCKING WAY
>>62789311
grits are just savory-er oatmeal/cream of wheat
just add meat and maybe a vegetable and it's much better
>Ron's a lawyer
of course
he's a fucking lawyer?
>m fucking f w
he should have called saul.
I fucking knew it would be Offerman as the lawyer
>will need you to drive, however
>>62789327
>tfw i dated a betsy
she looked exactly like cristin in this with the bangs and all
it's painful
this is like the plot of a sitcom
>>62778963
Who is Mr Silly Hands?
le meme ad
>>62776396
Is....in the gif is that Matt?
Why...whu...wha....what happened?
Fucking peggy man, I tell ya. She's gonna end up getting a ton more people killed
>>62789426
The kid with cerebral palsu
The Gerhardts are Jewish right?
>>62789459
fuck no, they are germans, KC mob calls them krauts
>>62789439
There is the massacre at Sioux falls that's coming soon
Never get married kids
these commercials are fuckin brutal, I swear the actual episode is gonna be like 40 minutes
>>62789389
And his carry piece is a German Luger pistol. Don't know if any of you noticed that.
>>62788092
He or Dodd is going to die real soon, just don't know which.
>>62788092
Nah he's gonna die tonight in Soo Falls
>she's confessing
DEAD AS FUCK, MASSACRE INCOMING
Here we go boys
>>62789511
>10:00pm-11:06pm
yeah probably
HAPPENING
Danson about to get rekt
Dodd I'm LPD.
time for hank to bite it
y'all knew it was coming
>>62789554
this is intense
injun is master cast saver
i cant TAKE THIS
>inb4 peggy kills him
well at least he's not dead
PLOT ARMOR
L
O
T
A
R
M
O
R
inb4 Peggy kills Dodd somehow
This show is so predictable
Le cop with cancer wife? I reckon the plot twist is going to be he dies before her, probably at Sioux Falls
His taser is gonna go off and that whole place is gonna go up in flames.
great job!
My sides
dodd shouldn't have send the magical indian away, i bet he's going to get killed by the negro.
>>62789679
>not watching S1
this is some Home Alone shit right here
>inb4 he dies screaming
>>62789679
He can't die because he's in Fargo Season 1 you dunce.
Their young daughter is the main character from Season 1.
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
MY SIDES
>>62789679
Did you not watch the first season or are you trolling me
KEK
TOP DUNST
Peggy's a superwoman
>best waifu is best waifu
>yfw you will never be tasered by kirsten dunst
Peggy surgical with that shit
>Dodd got taken down by Peggy
Well that was anti-climactic
my peggyfu strikes again
OH SHIT
>grandma kills whore grandaughter
i want to see this
OH SHIT
JESUS FUCK MILLIGAN
JESUS CHRIFKST
THIS SHOW IS TOO FUCKING HARD
wut? i thought the kitchner brothers were dead?
OH SHIT NIGGA BUFFALO CHICKEN FRIES
Gearharts getting fucking rekt this episode
>this is my fight song, my take back my life song
what did she mean by this
>>62789459
Yeah
We see them eating Challah a couple times and this episode mentions that the grandpa was born in Europe
Not many German Christians came over after WW2
P-PALSY....
>All the feminists are the baddies
didnt see that coming.....
>>62789765
one is dead.
>the whore literally got herself killed through coalburning
justice is swift
oh shit motherfucking mike.
>>62789765
one is, the other is alive
Why this show so good, bros?
>>62789765
Only Darth Jew, Red Jacket is still alive
Fuckin' Bokeem holding the MP5 by the magazine even though it has a foregrip.
He should know better, of all fucking actors.
>>62789765
they left one alive to send a message
Name a show with better characters that came out in the last 5 years.
>>62789766
no buffalo sauce on your fingers fuck yeah
>>62789795
I NEED A WEBM OF MIKE'S FACE IN THAT SCENE
>>62789802
because its one season runs and they can pretty much slaughter everyone but Molly and her Dad
we're only just past the halfway mark
whats left to do, everythings blowing up right now
>>62789772
>wuts the weimar republic?
his granddad came over after ww1 not ww2
my stream skipped
is dodds daughter ded or what
>Dodd gets wrecked by new age woman
>That pissed off look at the realization
My sides
>>62789784
some say it's taylored
G or NG episode?
>>62789515
whats that got to do with it?
Dodd has a vp70, the hitman at the butcher shop had a CZ and milligan has some HK machine guns
>>62773943
Literally Memes: The Show
I failed to finish the first season twice
This chick is a better looking brie larson
>>62789841
That subtlety was fuckin brilliant.
>>62789811
Justified. But goddamn this season is good. I worried about the finale though. They're batting 100 so far. It has to last doesn't it?
>>62789844
VG+
>>62789852
Aces
>>62789854
You take that fucking back
>>62789845
No, Dodd has a P9S. Pause in the last episode when cripple boy is shooting it.
But the Luger is a good match for the guy with the personality of our lawyer here.
>karl weathers
what a fucking guy
lel
Outta my way tool of the state!
these fucking characters
>>62789841
He should have brought Injun Joe with him. It's become very obvious that Joe is the real muscle in the Gerhardts.
>that awful feel when you lived Season 1 and you missed the last 3 episodes of Season 2
Can some one fill me in real quick? The last scenes I remember was when that cop stopped the Black guy and the 2 white guys in the car and when Kristen Dunst 's boss found out that she was stealing the toilet paper. Also when the typewriter guy got buried.
Please fill me in /tv/. This episode is looking great so far and I dont wanna be out of the loop
Holy shit these characters are top-tier
>slightly
Ha
>meme lawyer
PANTS CONFIRMED SOILED
dumb luck>Indian Magic
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING BONKERS
>this Assault on Precinct 13 reference
>sending Ron out to negotiate
oh boy here we go
>black kid looks suss
>police shoot him
>bunch a white guys show up to a police station brandishing weapons in the faces of police men
>lol i'm going inside
This episode is amazing
>>62789834
Why would a Prod or a Catholic eat challah?
So think Peggy tied up Dodd or something or did she assume he is dead?
Why is this show is so good you guys
>>62790038
He'll just stare them down into submission.
>>62789924
loved*
I'm trying to look got plot points and episode summaries online and I can't find anything gud
>>62790044
>anon makes ebin shitpost
>10 (You)s acquired
>>62790044
Armed black men showed up and marched into the California Statehouse in the 1960's and the cops didn't do a goddamn thing, but the politicians banned open carry in CA shortly after.
God created men, guns made them equal.
>>62789121
a tasteless porridge kind of thing
kiss my grits is a polite way of saying kiss my ass
>>62790074
Nigga just watch the episodes. You'll still have 4 whole episodes to watch with us starting next week :)
god this show has so many tense moments
>American medical system
lol this drug probably killed someone you know, call us now to get money
We still need our obligatory UFO reference of the week
>>62790058
cultural appropriation?
I can feel it
THE END OF THIS EPISODE IS GONNA BE SO HYPE
>STREAM DOWN??
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
R I P
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