https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyxxsVi3aWU&ab_channel=Linkara-AtopTheFourthWall
GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE
>>62772514
kill yourself senpai
>>62772514
can he not afford a better camera?
or microphone?
or anything?
Gay as fug
Upset Jose makes a cameo.
>WE SHOULD BE CRITIQUING PLOT LINES NOT BEING IN THEM.
What's this film about. I don't watch his shit.
What's with the blunderbust.
>That cringy bird bot
>A bunch of internet reviewers.
Why can't they actually make films. SERIOUSLY.
How much money did he fucking get.
why is everyone here so angried?
chill down my friends it is just movie :^)
>>62772514
Who is the audience for this shit?
Talking about me, hmmmmmmmmm?
HOLY FUCK UNTIL NOW I THOUGHT THAT LINKARA AND LAZTA ARE THE SAME PERSON
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
This has to be better than the kekold Rolfes AVGN The Movie
>>62772514
This actually looks worse than To boldly flee. I'm pretty hype t b h.
tfw your favorite eceleb finally makes it to the big leagues
>>62772632
>He doesn't know about the autism trilogy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frPRkrVNIG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeDCqrrC-F0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYfgEdnlVtM
>>62772845
Nah.
Here's how it's going to scale out.
It's going to be better than To Bodly Flee by quite a bit. But below the AVGN by just a bit.
Not sure how that makes sense. But lets say TBF = 4/10, 5 if you're watching it ironically (which you should always be)
The AVGN was a 6/10 (5 if you're pissed that it was shit and are fan, 7 if you're delusional)
and AT4W? will be 5.5/10 10/10 if you actually backed the film in anyway because you might have serious issues
>Linkara is responding to the comments himself.
>>62772912
I actually kind of like Suburban Knights. just seemed .. fun
>>62772514
Well it looks like shit, but maybe with some time he's be able to turn it into something decent-
>coming 24th November
Oh dear.
>>62772922
Given that TBF is 3 and a half fucking hours of unending horror I'd say that doesn't say much.
>>62772974
>3 and a half fucking hours
>you could watch Seven Samurai in the time that it takes to watch Boldly Flee.
That's really jarring.
For a bunch of people who review movies, you think they would realize that the best length of a movie should always be around 100 minutes or so. Biopics and period pieces are the only ones which need to be any longer.
>>62772974
But think of all the references and outdated memes they fit into that timeframe. Just imagine that all over again, except written by the cock slut.
Why do people care about this guy?
>>62772514
Why can't these people take the time to figure out lighting? It doesn't take a huge budget to figure out lighting.
>guys, so bad it's funny, get the irony?
no
Why is it people who criticize movies can never make anything even close to competent? And I'm not talking about anything budget or acting related since those they obviously don't have, just the fucking ways they use the camera are terrible
>>62773106
But Space Cop
>>62773075
Doug has been hiding behind, "It's a character! It's SUPPOSED to be bad!" his whole career, Linkara is pure autism and has no idea.
>>62773075
People said the same thing about the AVGN movie at first.
>>62772632
$80K
>>62773074
Or at least hire somebody to do it for them.
>>62772514
how about a movie of Fat Grandma .i'd watch that,
seriously,
Holy fuck this is cringe worthy
>>62773106
But Cock Slut critizes comics.
Which didn't stop him from creating Lightbringer.
>>62772514
I seriously hope there will be an Eggkara stream.
>>62772514
This just looks like one of their fucking anniversary specials...
He's responding to all the fucking comments on Brad's page too.
Gonna be so baaaaaaad.
>>62773838
Screencap the good ones at least.
>>62772514
it looks like shit
wow, this looks next level bad. can't wait for the memes
>$63,985
>30 fps
>shot on automatic settings
>that fucking lightning
>>62772940
You might have autism
>>62773859
Pls no, I don't want to go back.
post yfw
people saying Space Cop looks bad are probably defending this lol
>>62773999
of fucking course he responds to the sex question
>>62774062
well he is a nasty cock slut after all
>>62774020
Don't even mention RLM here. These autists are nowhere near in the same league.
>>62773999
I'm hoping it's his hand because I don't want to picture two sweaty hambeasts slapping their meatparts in public.
when's this coming out? wanna stream it with /tv/
>>62772548
c'mon give Linkara a break, he had 60k to do the movie. It's not like he could afford to rent equipment.
>>62774062
he was trying to sneak in to their sex life so he can "prep" the guy
>>62774070
I have to hand it to him that he actually managed to not sperg out and ruin his "career" when that that shit came to light. Same for the amazing atheist. I don't know if I'd be able to take it so well if the same happened to me.
>>62774128
>only 60k
Budget of Super Size Me.
>>62773999
>having sex to atop the fourth wall
that's pretty weird man
i can understand maybe listening to music but i can't understand fucking while listening to his droning voice ranting about comic books
>>62774165
that's the joke
>>62772514
I hate Doug why is he poisoning Cinemassacre... I liked AVGN because it WASN'T Doug
>$37,828 on kickstarter
Linkara got more money to do his "movie" than Saulnier did Blue Ruin with
>>62774146
At the same time, he spent years sperging over people saying Iron Liz looks like a man, then it turns out she's trans and he had been pressuring her to keep quiet about it because he was afraid of da trolls.
Then when it was revealed, he was like "well it wasn't gay or anything, she was a woman" to which Iron Liz said something like "dude I have a penis."
This was all pre-cockslut (which he tried to deny at first).
>>62774230
Autism bucks
>>62772514
HHHMMMMMMMMMMM
Will we ever have a "down the rabbit hole" moment with Spoony or Brad?
>>62774230
Linkara probably didn't pay most of his "actors" either. A lot of that money got pocketed.
>>62774062
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
>SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS
bravo Linkara
what the fuck did he do with the money cause it didn't go to the movie
>>62774354
I want to say he stole it, but he probably just mishandled it. I don't imagine he has any idea how to budget for a film or even for his life.
Who /VoltageVengersBlueBallBeyond/ here?
>>62773106
Well, it's easier to proofread a paper than to actually write it.
>>62773106
No kidding. I mean, fucking Markiplier makes stupid video game videos for a living and he has a better sense of how to set up a shot.
>>62774443
Eh. I liked Yonder We March better.
>>62773106
Feeding Frenzy is pretty good