ITT: Movies and series that we suspect to have had a major negative influence on children.
>Xena: Sexy, long-legged warrior girl kicking the shit out of men and living in a crypto-lesbian relationship with another girl
Turned boys into femdom loving betas and girls into lesbians.
>>62770802
ITT: OP is trying to explain some shit, but everybody is just furiously masturbating to the pic.
>>62770802
she's a big girl
>>62770827
if you didn't have Xena to blame for being a permavirgin you'd only fixate on some other fictional character for it, OP
>>62770858
/thread.
>>62770802
To this day I'm way too forgiving of Islamic radicals if they happen to be young and relatively good looking because I have a raging hard-on for Arab twinks thanks to this movie.
Bravo Disney. You didn't turn me into a furry so that's something I guess.
>xena will never dominate and make you her bottom
Life is sad.
>>62770858
I don't blame her for anything. It was watching this bitch here kicking her guard in the balls after flirting with him, that started my ballbusting fetish (together with some IRL experiences). But I fapped often enough to Xena and Gabrielle to be sure that she had this effect on other boys.
>>62770802
Do you ever stop and wonder if it wasn't all the dicks you sucked that made you a faggot instead of the shows you watched?
Watching The Last Picture Show as a kid gave me a life long fetish for milfs.
Thanks
>>62770802
But I have also watched Hercules, so it balances out.
>>62770940
Or maybe you are just a manchildren with mommy problems, which also explains why you visit this site so frequently.
Don't blame a TV-show for your mental issues.
>>62770984
So you not only got turned into a femdom loving beta but also a bottom for Kevin Sorbo types?
Cool.
Greengrass' fucking shakey cam aesthetic ruined a whole decade of action movies, and arguably still hasn't died away.
>>62770802
The biggest influence it had was making every other show's groundhog day episode look bad
>>62770802
I have xena to thank for my femdom fetish?
>>62771069
I would agree with this.
>>62771041
>being so easily influenced by medai
What are you, a complete kek?
>>62771082
Yes.
Yes I am.
>>62770802
>[EXTERNAL FACTOR] "turns" kids into [SEXUAL ORIENTATION]!"
yeah no
>>62770802
I am a guy, and watching Xena and Scully from X-files taught me that females can be tough and intelligent the same as any guy.But there will always be a situation where the woman needs the male's help in order to escape a specific ordeal because of being overpoweredWhich is balanced by the female usually being more cunning/intelligent who helps in different situations
My step-mother who hates me made a very deep statement one day when I said I disliked something she likes; "isn't it wonderful that humans are all different, at least it makes life more interesting"
>>62770802
>>62771104
>I could've had a husband, kids and a big house in the suburbs by now
Thanks Xena
>making boys think that being a catboy in a latex suit is the way to get lots of pussy
It's just a nightmare to think of what this is doing to future generations.
>>62771178
muh dick
>>62771178
>lots of pussy
Kill yourself Carlos
>>62771114
>a work of fiction "taught" me something
Superman movies taught me people could fly.
>>62771178
>I will be too old to reap the benefits of this and get a qt catboy bf
Fuck
>>62771178
Guess I'm fapping to french cartoons tonight
>>62771231
>>62771233
>>62771278
Go back to >>>/lgbt/ fucking faggots
>>62771308
The animators knew EXACTLY what they were doing here, the naughty bastards.
>>62771278
>>62771178
>>62771308
fucking furries kill yourselves
>>62771178
>>62771308
>French turning their pussywhipped surrendering children into future fucktoys and degenerates
>>62771327
>>62771309
>>62771346
>>62771383
>I only watch french cartoons, oh and rick and morty of course, smart shows for a smart guy like me!
My mother forbid me from watching that one show with the big assed hag. She meant Xena. I was 9
>>62771429
Your mom, like many other women, hated on Lucy flawless because they themselves are now old and busted or never got to marry/sleep with Chad
>>62771114
Well I was a child when watching them, and left home alone at lot.
>>62771461
>>62771251
Also I just realized how silly your post was.
Are you saying there is nothing to learn from works such as Twilight Zone?
>Work shy fox steals from industrious capatalist farmers.
>farmers are forced to respond
>cowardly fox hides in hole, farmers resort to indiscriminate bombings
>fox radicalises youth to fight and die for him
>fox is portrayed as the victim
>voiced by George colony
Liberal propaganda at its finest.
>>62771308
> this is going to be Totally Spies 2.0
this is why France needs protection
>>62771169
Thats what you get for being a degenerate.
>>62771308
>>62771178
>Sissy French boys
>>62771495
I haven't seen that movie yet, but every time I look at it, it reminds me of Wind in the Willows for some reason, especially the fox song;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au_tL122R6g
>>62770802
was xena really a lesbian? id really like to see some explicit scenes
>>62771629
I would say she's bi, she was tsundere for that Aries dick.
>>62771178
I want to fuck that catboy.
>>62771642
but were there any lesbian scenes?
>>62770802
IDK anon, there were plenty of times when she was a DiD for a little bit (even if she did get herself out of it usually, DAT HELPLESS HAET GLARE-MUH DICK). and the show alsl had this crazy qt as a reoccurring guest
>>62771642
Eww Ares was her dad
>>62771684
Not as far as I remember, but theres no doubt she and gabrielle loved each other romantically, it is implied a lo of times. Theress even an episode about their next lives where Xena ends up in that guys body and it ends as they learn about their past lives and xena (as a man) kiss gabrielle.
>>62771725
they were greek
she was lucky she wasnt his son
>>62771762
such a shame, lesbian scenes could really add to series
>Leading children into Nazi BDSM
>>62770835
For me
>>62770802
>1.35 MB, 3112x4688
>blurry as fuck
>>62771791
I disagree, romance is only interesting until romance happens. Xena had just the right amount of sexuality, adding more just for its own sake would cheapen the experience.
>>62772004
but lesbians
>>62772030
They do kiss in one episode.
>>62772077
apparantly that was adlibbed
>>62772092
No man, they had to rehearse that scene many times.
>>62772030
I do not understand this adoration of lesbians. Sure its hot, for some time, but nothing that special and rarely well written in fiction.
>>62772168
>>62772201
you just dont understand
>>62770853
>Unknowable person to alien race and unknowable person to alien race at unknowable location to alien race
>Actually expects Picard or anyone else NOT from his race to understand this immediately
Amazing episode, but what a shitty fucking stupid as hell alien race the Children of Tama were.
>>62771852
and me
>>62771069
It's gotten to the point that just not doing shakey action gets noted.
>>62772215
why are you spoilering that you fucking faggot
>>62770802
>pubes on the scan
really now
Watching this one probably had 2 results:
1) Borderline faggots fell in love with Colt and went full faggot.
2) Normal boys were "taught" that is so easy and cool to fight against older and bigger ones: You scream Ayaa! and kick them in the balls. I guess this movie caused more schoolyard injuries than any other one.
>>62772325
Holy shit. I wish I had watched this show more. That's funny as fuck.
>>62772343
Perhaps they are from Lucy Lawless? Kinda like an autograph?
>>62770802
>Lucy Lawless will never sit on my face
>>62770835
>5'10"
dang she really is
>>62770802
>Turned boys into femdom loving betas
No, I became a femdom loving beta without even watching a single episode of Xena.
>>62773620
Same. I think it has more to do with my mother. She was literally a thug.
Is it true that Xena is the greatest television series of all time?
>>62770802
Could you describe the show slower and with Bea Arthurs voice?
hnnnnnnnng
>>62773798
yes
>>62773588
please god end my suffering
>>62774175
[DAHAK INTENSIFIES]
Xena is one of the most positive influnces on action tv shows though.
>>62773798
It's in my top ten. Infinitely rewatchable series with great fight scenes and memorable characters, from a time in television when writers didn't take everything so goddamn seriously.
Completely jumps the shark in season 5 though.
>>62771617
Literally completely different stylistically.
You're fucking blind and should consider killing yourself.
>>62773542
>Borderline faggots fell in love with Colt and went full faggot.
"That movie turned me gay, honestly!"
>>62774315
It does but season 5 and 6 were still enjoyable to watch.
>>62771816
I just fantasized about being tied up by Wonder Woman and about her "forcing" me to make out with her. I was like 8 or 9 so it was pretty innocent stuff.
>>62774442
Why isn't she posing with Janeway?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62770802
>Turned boys into femdom loving betas
there is literally nothing wrong with this
>>62774465
I was similar. I remember as I child I would have recurring fantasies where girls would chase me around like in a Looney Tunes cartoon, and then they'd force me down, kiss me and rub against me.
They weren't sexual at that point, but puberty hit a few years later and the fantasies became... more elaborate, to say the least.
>>62774442
>ok Mr. Photographer, what kind of face should we make?
>like if you just released a Tarantino tier fart and you're wondering if everyone noticed
>>62774442
>still enjoyable to watch
With the exception of the Twilight of the Gods arc episodes, this is true.
>>62774835
You need to fuck off with your latest forced meme
>>62774864
Make me, redditor.
>>62774883
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
>>62774813
I think with me the whole being forced thing was a way to get around the idea that girls were icky and had cooties and I guess you weren't supposed to like them at that age.
>>62770886
>thanks to this movie
>>62770802
>Xena
>Turned boys into femdom loving betas
Close, but not quite.
>>62774945
That's quite a dangerous fetish, nigger. Don't end like that British Tory MP who was into autostrangling.
>>62770802
Friends, teaches people to be smartass dicks to each other instead of having a workable relationship
>>62775166
I refuse to believe there is an MP that hasn't had a strangle wank
>taught me that with the right technology I can do anything
>wasn't true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoLs0V8T5AA
>tfw used to fantasise over being captured by a group of girls, held down and forced into becoming a girl
>I'd ask the teacher to go to the toilet but actually spend time in the cloakroom trying on girls' coats
Quick, give me a TV show to blame this on.
>>62775285
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenderBender
>>62775365
>Made by Joss Whedon
It makes sense now, he's trying to turn white men into sissies
>>62770858
This.
Femdom is the path for faggots who couldn't compete with other guys when chasing girls. Instead, they fantasize about being dominated by the girls they desire. The only other path for these faggots is the one taken by Eliott Rodger. Truly sad and pathetic little boys.
I have a strong belief that most of the safe space, personal truth, problematic favs attitude started with kids that had this show as an influence in their childhood.
>>62775659
>faggots who couldn't compete with other guys when chasing girls
Fuck off normie.
A huge chunk of british millenial girls started taking drugs, smoking and deliberately trying to be distant and mysterious because of worst girl right here.
>>62776055
what a terrible fucking show. The entire synopsis is "limey shits neck deep in degeneracy"
>>62776055
i don't know what show this is but what a god damn qt
>>62776168
4U
>>62776199
>dat soft t-shirt
would cuddle on couch with rubbing feet while playing video games
I liked Xena but all those plots involving their kids were kind of annoying especially after the second time.
>>62776141
>romanticised, voyeuristic show about attractive teenagers fucking, taking pills and being generally degenerate
>Not top-tier escapism
Responsible for the kamehameha drive-bys
>>62771889
>12 KB, 181x165
>blurry as diarrhea
>>62771308
if this is not porn then why do i have an erection?
>>62770802
>>62777619
Because you haven't had sex for a very long time.
>>62776141
It was what people wanted their 6th Form years to be like / wished they had been like.
The Inbetweeners was what they actually were like.
>>62777515
>Tien gets to be in the lineup
>no Yamcha
Why everyone gotta shit on Yamcha?
webm unrelated but related to thread
>>62770802
Pokemon was much more dangerous than Xena
>>62770802
I think watching Xena and reading the Wheel of Time series helped me understand my sexuality better. I don't think it turned anybody into a "beta" or made them gay.
