>Yes! Significant shrinkage!
is this the single unfunniest moment in whole 9 seasons of seinfeld?
>>62768349
too close to home, shrinkydink?
Only episode I skip, it's just so weak
>>62768349
it seems you have forgotten seasons 1 and 2 as well as most of 3, which were all garbage tier. this ep was mediocre
>>62768405
>The Stakeout
>The Pony Remark
>The Jacket
>The Chinese Restaurant
>The Pen
>The Parking Garage
>The Pez Dispenser
>The Limo
>not top tier episodes
Get a load of this guy.
Do women really do this? What a cunt
>>62768460
they don't. that's why this wasn't funny.
>>62768470
yes they do you stupid faggot
>>62768375
>i enjoy being wrong on the internet
>>62768349
Get triggered, did ya?
>>62768349
Why are Jews so obsessed with big dicks? Howard was measured by some nurse and his dick is 6.5 inches. But for years, pretty much at least once every episode he would mention he has a small dick but black guys have big dicks. Why??
>>62768647
No they don't you fucking retard
>>62768470
Of course they do.
Also if you've ever sent a dick pic to one of your girlfriends, chances are she's shown said pic to all her close female friends (as long as it isn't tiny or deformed)
>>62768405
lmao no way wtf is wrong with you fuck me this can't be real are you insane or maybe I'm insane but all I know is that's not true I mean really come on get a grip cause you slipped
>>62769178
>thinking generalizations like this are logical
hey containment boarder
>>>/pol/
>>62769182
I'm not sure what sheltered life you've lived, but that is completely normal female behaviour.
>>62769178
why are you obsessed with big dicks
>>62768460
They do much worse
Does this qualify as forced meme?
>>62769199
I think you mean especially if it's tiny or deformed
>>62768349
Someone got personally offended.
Anyone used to snapchat their dick but draw over their dick with the pen tool so it was like teasing the girl cause she knows your cock is under the drawing?
M-me neither...
>>62770536
That's actually a genuinely good idea, it's disturbing how much women get off on teasing/retarded mind games.
>>62768349
Anything in season 8 or 9 could qualify as the most unfunny moment in television history.
>>62770555
It got me laid... It's like the boldest move you can make without making a real move. A dick pic without the dick.
Their imaginations and desire do the rest I suppose.
>>62770460
Only if it's a one night stand. They won't want their friends knowing their bf has a small or ugly dick though. Everything is a competition with girls.
>>62770580
How much extra did you give yourself?
I know someone who claimed this was their favorite episode.
I thought the ugly baby stuff was kinda funny.
>>62770602
None I have a nice dick :%) I even 'accidentally' left a few mm of my knob at the top just to set her off.
>>62770618
Kramer definitely saves the ep.
Free lobster side plot is one of the strongest in the series
>>62770636size anon?
>>62770645
The pig man was always my favorite Kramer gag.
A shame that too was in a rather lackluster episode.
>>62768405
>2 as well as most of 3
3 was great tbqh family
>>62770674
Around 7.5 its nothing insanetier
>>62770739
6.5, but I'm 6"2-6"3 so an extra or so would go a long way.
Do you ever have tightness issues, etc?
>mfw perfectly average-sized dick
It's a pretty big relief to be honest.
>>62770804
what do you mean tightness issues? btw mine is curved upwards so it looks shorter than it is
>>62769182
Lol they do. Chicks tell each other everything. They talk about what you're like in bed etc
Hehe tinydicked, circumcised jews
