What do I do if somebody brings up Rick & Morty around me in real life?
Obviously I can't just scream "reddit!" at him like I would on /tv/, so then how do I make my disdain for the show known without seeming out of touch or excessively autistic?
You should just say "I say things that I was taught to say on 4chan." so they know you're a fucking moron.
don't lie about who you are, anon.
you're not going to fool anyone, you'll just come off creepy by trying to hide it.
people are used to giving retards wide berths, but if you "act normal" and they get close to you before realizing the truth, you're just going to scare them.
>>62765079
Well, just shout out "reddit" like you do here.
Then think about what you look like on the board, and promptly hop off a cliff.
"Do you like Rick and Morty?"
"No."
"Aww what have you seen it?"
"I've seen quite a few episodes. I really just don't find it funny. Many of the jokes are very predictable, and I dislike both Rick and Morty as characters and don't like the stammering way they talk. Its just not my show really."
"Aw ok then."
Thats it. Its possible to tell other people how you feel about something without resorting to meme insults.
I defecate into my pants and write Reddit in poop on the nearest wall. It's the best way to illustrate that you're severely autistic.
>>62765174
Literally Reddit: The Reply
>how do I make my disdain for the show known without seeming out of touch or excessively autistic?
What makes you think anyone gives a shit about your retarded opinion?
>>62765079
Engage in a conversation about an enjoyable show, you autist.
>>62765117
>>62765148
>>62765172
>>62765195
Oh, hey Reddit, didn't notice you standing there.
>>62765215
Autism makes him think that, obviously.
>>62765215
woah there kiddo don't get too edgy just before school now
>>62765229
At this point you might as well be posting 'doge' or 'fedora tipping' or 'trollface' with how old and stale this fucking meme is.
>>62765307
Ceiling cat disagrees
Pretend you like it, but sneak in some subtle criticisms with a positive outlook. In real life people respond to positivity, unlike the negativity prevalent in online discussions. So you need to frame your hatred of the show in a positive outlook or people will think that you're a little bit of a bitch. Keep an open mind and understand that people have differing tastes; sure, there is some degree of objectivity, but not everybody has godlike taste. There's no reason to get mad that somebody likes something that you don't like.
>>62765307
You know the easiest way to spot a reddit right? You just nailed it.
>>62765307
haha nice bro xd gilded
>>62765229
>he thinks he's original
>>62765079
Are you autistic anon?
What's wrong with Rick and Morty big dudes?
>>62765338
the fuck does this even mean?
>>62765174
that's not how you get laid anon
Did OP seriously set up this thread so he could call everyone reddit?
"I don't watch cartoons."
You should just sperg at them and scream Reddit.
>>62765359
reddit likes it so we aren't allowed to
>>62765370
Probably. Rick and Morty won't be around for another year and a half. The only people who still post about it are the people who don't even watch it.
>>62765390
Ah, I will just monitor thread then
>>62765297
youre school
tell them you don't watch 'reddit and memey' and yell 'PLEB' at them if they try to defend it.
>>62765079
Try coming up with an opinion or argument of your own and use that.
nod, say nothing of any real value, and most importantly make sure to throw in a couple "dudes" and "bros" every other sentence
t. professional robot in disguise
>>62765079
>What do I do if somebody brings up Rick & Morty around me in real life?
>Obviously I can't just scream "reddit!" at him like I would on /tv/, so then how do I make my disdain for the show known without seeming out of touch or excessively autistic?
THINK FOR ME /TV/ -- I'M A RETARD WHO LETS OTHERS TELL ME WHAT TO LIKE AND I CAN'T ARTICULATE WHY TO OTHERS AS A RESULT.
Pathetic.
>>62765527
that's hard tho. much easier to mindlessly yell "reddit!"
if you mindlessly base your opinion on those around you, YOU are literaly reddit embodied
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKpQgEyjNdM
>>62765079
if the only reason you dislike the show is because "reddit", you are excessively autistic.
You could not care about another adult liking a cartoon you don't like you sperg.
>>62765432
>i was born with glass bones and paper skin.png
>>62765079
If it's a female, and you wish to acheive coitus with her, just pretend that you agree. Nod your head and say something like "I'm mister meseeks, look at mee" in a shrill voice or "wubbalubba dubdub" in a drunk voice.
If you're talking to a male or unattractive female, tell them that they have yet to study the fauna of cartoons out there. That they are not qualified to have an opinion you can respect at this point, and should be careful about sharing their opinions too loudly as it may make them seem like simpeltons.
>>62765079
i progress the conversation and make a new friend. what is this /r9k/?
>>62765079
Its funny, stop being a fucking downer peoce of contrarian ass, fucking watch it without carring what pthers think
>>62765079
If they watch Rick & Morty then they obviously know what Reddit is so will understand when you tell them that.
>>62765079
>op is a 12 year old faggot, all the friends he doesnt have are talking about it at school.
you;ve already proved you're an autist by making this thread, dont worry you dont have to fear about anyone finding about your austism, everyone already knows.
>>62767941
How far down in the catalog were you that you found this thread and found the need to reply to it.
>>62765174
Get the fuck out if here you normie
>>62770038
>out if here
I wonder if there actual are people here that screams reddit as an insult in their daily lives?
>>62770094
>people here that screams
What are some good reddit shows and movies?
Rick & Morty
Community
Nathan For You
Mad Max Fury Road
What am I forgetting?
>>62770190
The obligatory
>Guardians of the Galaxy
None of you faghots actually hate Rick and Morty, you just think it's ok and overrated. Just cause you think a show is OK and most others think it's great, doesn't mean you have to lie and say you Hate it
Retards
>>62770314
I agree with this poster
>>62770109
Okaym mumbles reddit as an insults
>>62770314
I think it's the only good thing on TV right now, but I haven't watch TV in a couple months.
>>62770038
wow you sound like Rick
>>62770426
oh no theres other stuff
I like the weather channel
>>62765079
You could just act like a normal person and say i dont like it, you autistic retard
>>62765079
The fact that you cant come up with one single reply irl on why you dislike the show really shows how all you think is just a parroting of /tv/.
You're unoriginal and uninteresting. Kill yourself.
>>62765079
>making a thread asking for advice on irl situations
man, 6 years ago you would have been insulted to death and banned for being such an autistic faggot
Reply with the truth:
I can't handle a show that challenges my worldview because I'm an entitled millennial who has been so sheltered his whole life that being presented with an opposing viewpoint causes me to have a panic attack. I attempt to censor or ostracize the people presenting these viewpoints. I display the same behavior of people burning witches or Nazis burning books, but am so ego driven that I believe myself to be above objectionable behavior.
And with my tremendous ego, I don't enjoy the show because people who I consider inferior enjoy the show and my ego prevents me from associating with them in any way. I am deluded enough to think that personal taste in media consumption determines the worthiness of a person, and am insufferable in every way.
Now go watch some Steven Universe, it should be more your speed.
