A movie studio wants to make a movie about your life.
1) who could play you (has to look similar to you)
2)Who would be cast as you love interest (has to look similar to your love interest)
3)What would it be about?
Henry Cavill could play me
>>62757962
>Henry Cavill could play me
more like fuck you in the ass whispering sweet nothings right before he dumps his load in you.
Anne Hathaway
It would be about me trying to find myself in this world
>>62757962
I have no idea.
It'd be about me half-trying to become a filmmaker, and dealing with not having any real purpose
>>62758155
Stop taking bombs to school.
>>62758177
Which homicidal teenager are you referring to again? I've lost track.
I actually do think I look like Rodger the Dodger, but that thought worries me.
>>62758232
>I actually do think I look like Rodger the Dodger
Not even close.
>>62758232
You look like a betà male Muslim, are you 14 or low T?
Probably pic related
>>62757962
>(has to look similar to you)
Like okay maybe you shouldn't hire Kimbo Slice to play Lenin, but when will this meme end?
>>62757962
1)Mid 90s Johnny Deppif he were a manlet
2)Becky G (as my ex)
3)A struggle for purpose, genuine connection with people, and peace of mind in a society in which technology has destroyed genuine humanity and inter-personal connection.
>>62758271
You look more like Joseph Gordon Levitt, desu
>>62758271
Your face looks like it was made out of blocks and covered in play-doh
>>62758266
18.
>>62757962
get on my level, /tv/
seth rogen/jonah hill probably could. A young and fat elliot gould would be perfect though
![amd-unabomber-jpg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FQHyJGh.jpg "amd-unabomber-jpg[1].jpg")
>>62758320
Sup Unabomber
I'm Fin, whats yours?
>>62758392
I'm Rey.
There's no love interest
It's about me shitposting on 4chan when I should be finishing my term paper or doing something good with my life
Tobey Maguire but fat
>>62758301
I don't see it senpai
>>62758488
You're an hibrid
Probably this nigga, he's the only ginger actor I could think of.
My love interest could be any girl that smiles at me
>>62757962
1. I'm black, but Jonah Hill (If I could choose someone that doesn't look like me, Daniel Radcliffe).
2. I don't have a love interest.
3. It'd just be The Peanuts Movie, but Charlie Brown is now a short, angry, and sexually frustrated socially awkward adult with no friends or anything resembling a friend.
>>62758509
There's Rupert Grint
>>62757962
Maybe the lead from trainspotting would play me
dont have a love interest
no idea what it would be about
Ian Mcdiarmid
But has to use his Darth voice
>>62758513
>See this? This is the face of failure. A classic failure face.
>>62758526
Oh ye I totally forgot about him. Should've been my first choice too, people would shout Ron Weasley at me in my highschool corridors.
Idris Elba
DUDE WEED LMAO
It my dreams: Arnold in his prime
In reality: I've been told I look like Jason Segel
>>62758551
That part of the movie reminded of this one time during my Freshman year.
I stayed late after school and was waiting for my mom to pick me up with an 8th grader.
I wasn't making any particular face, I had the same general expression I always do, but she told me I looked sad and "should get a girlfriend".
>>62758648
>Resting virgin face.
>>62758624
You look like that one gay asshole from The Mindy Project.
Adam Pally
Op here
Weird thing is, I'm exactly like this guy, except maybe the hair, but I'm black
Young Ed norton
Love interest kristen Wiig
It'd be similar to Office Space, but with more pot
>>62758686
That'd be the recurring theme of the movie.
People telling me I should get a girlfriend, as if someone as ugly and vile as me could just get a girlfriend.
>>62758707
Show us a picture then.
>>62758707
Post a picture of yourself, there's no way you look as good as Henry Cavill.
![ryan-gosling-in-drive-007[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvdVH9M.jpg "ryan-gosling-in-drive-007[1].jpg")
>>62757962
>>62757962
Russell Wilson
Nobody
A story about a man whose life was filled with loneliness and ennui. He eventually kills himself.
>>62758736
And risk exposing my identity?
Oscar Isaac with ex Machina beard
the movie is about me trying to fit in with freshmen students at the age 24
>>62758774
Look at everyone who's already done so in this thread.
Hell, I was the first guy to do so.
No one gives a shit, you can delete it later.
>>62758755
Recolor him dark brown, remove cleft chin, dark brown eyes and widen the nose by half a cm
This guy inspired me to work out after man of steel
No idea who would play me but my movie would be about moving to a new city. Dealing with my Jewish religious sister, the same way Tony Soprano and Janice act.
Also it's all about my wacky schemes to become a millionaire, such as:
>Starting a TV show
>Being invited to a millionaire's wife's birthday from meeting him in a kebab shop and telling him some wacky ad ideas
>my Advertising studies/schemes.
>managing a cafe's events
It would basically be Nathan for you meets 'How To Make it in America.'
>>62758854
post a fucking picture you stupid piece of shit
>>62758878
>No idea who would play me
Colin Jost, or some random Italian asshole.
>>62758878
Dan Stevens, probably.
>>62758878
You look like someone, but I can't put my finger on it.
Is your name Nico?
Javier Bardem with his "No Country..." hairdo. My love interest is Patricia Clarkson. It's about a lying, cheating, low-life sack of shit.
>Angus T Jones
>Emilia Clarke
A dienfranchised twenty-something searches for a meaning to life by drinking his way through a failing college semester, finds the girl, becomes killers for hire via craigslist, goes on a massive run from the cops arc, ends in the couple getting safely away to an island paradise where they work in a hotel with their millions stashed under a palm tree for the fuck of it.
>the key to happiness isnt murder, its life.
>David Fincher directs
>me
John C. Reilly, Clark Duke, Eric Wareheim, and Jason Segel all play different aspects of me
>love interest
can't think of anyone similar
>about
offbeat comedy about working in a bagel shop, dealing with anxiety and depression
>>62758878
Jai Courtney
It is cousin
> Paul Giamatti could play any of us
>>62759363
True.
he doesn't look a thing like me but if I were ever portrayed in a movie I'd like Ray Wise to do it and just chew the fuck out of the scenery in every shot.
>>62760760
Everyone wants Ray Wise to play them.
>>62759363
He played Harvey Pekar in American Splendor and it was top notch performance so yeah, I'd agree, he could play any of us.
His Revenge of the Nerds rant in that movie was literally /tv/
>>62758023
this t b h
>1) who could play you (has to look similar to you)
Tom Felton after he's gained 30 pounds
>2)Who would be cast as you love interest (has to look similar to your love interest)
Mae Whitman
>3)What would it be about?
A guy realizing that he's a complete failure and slowly coming to realize that's okay.
It is cousin >>62759342
Forgot to link back>>62759009
>>62758707
>looks like Henry Cavill
>is black
Wut.
>>62758774
I've got a spoiler for you..... nobody gives a shit.
>>62761904
Oh, wow, I didn't expect to be right.
>>62758232
>I actually do think I look like Rodger the Dodger
not even joking, he was approximately ten times better looking than you
>is pretty much my mirror image looks-wise
>has proven he can play a lonely, socially awkward guy with no gf
>film is an arthouse exploration of post-ironic shitposting
Vince the Shamwow Guy.
I just need to lose half my tounge
>>62761918
I miss when tv could get a joke
>>62758444
I'd watch it
>>62762075
explain the joke
>>62758889
Did you ask that navy seal for a timestamp?
>>62758444
AFTER FIVE YEARS, ON A HELLISH IMAGE BOARD
>>62762133
What navy seal?
I dunno, perhaps the lab created child of Orson Welles, Paul Giamatti, and Jason Statham? Help.
Wife would be played by Lea Michele.
We'd save the world from ISIS using dank memes.
>>62761998
Well, good to know I'm as ugly as I think I am.
definitely this guy except I have a flatter nose
>>62763033
>I dunno, perhaps the lab created child of Orson Welles, Paul Giamatti, and Jason Statham?
kek
>>62761966
/tv/'s lookalike
>Jack Black as me
>Brittany Snow as my love interest
>A raw, gritty look at a NEET virgin loser who spends every day shitposting, fapping, playing video games and pining after a girl he hasn't seen or talked to in years, trying to come to grips with his complete failure as a man and struggle to find a reason to keep living.
Oscar nom when?
Will Smith.
I've literally been told all my life I look like a slightly lighter Will Smith with freckles.
>>62763567
Title: Life of Anonymous
>>62758320
I can see a little bit of ben affleck in there
>>62757962
1. Paul dano but uglier I guess.
2. No one
3. The descent into madness of an average guy with no gf.
>>62758526
He retired, tho
>>62766253
No, he hasn't.
He has two movies coming out and is going to be the lead in a TV series.
>>62757962
Wagner is literally me.
Paul "Classic" Dano playing a NEET addiction riddled wanna-be screenwriter.
Paul Dano is the only choice.
>>62758878
Nathan For You with more autism
>>62757962
Jim norton can play me since all i do is fuck trannies and collect a paycheck
>>62768511
what is this
>>62757962
Paul Giamatti with more hair
A loser who lives with his mom and fails everything he tries at until he eventually kills himself.
>>62758878
you look like a less masculine version of the guy everyone hates
>>62771119
But you're not dead.
>>62758878
Not trying to be a dick, but you need to give up on the "beard." I
>>62767444
CPD acting chops are unrivaled.
nic cage
1) AW
2) RN
3) About the creepypasta-making internet secret life of the protag
>>62766253
Has a movie about Kubrick faking the moon landing soon
>>62757962
Danny DeVito
Danny DeVito
Danny DeVito
Young Michael Horse.
some of you kids are alright. Don't go to school tomorrow
>>62762050
this image makes me sad irl
Trying to figure out what actor would play me, but i can't think of anyone who looks the least bit like me
(I'm basically staring into the sun when i took pic, normally don't squint my eyes this much)
It would be a movie about a loser's misadventures in a dead-end job he hates. About his dreams to go to university that will never come true because he lacks even basic self discipline. Lives for the weeken when he can go to raves and be himself, lost in the crowd.
