Why does he cough so much?
>>62738597
marijuana
Too many deathsticks.
>>62738597
It used to be because windu crushed his lungs but I dont know if thats canon anymore
Before capturing the chancellor someone (mace dindu?) Crushed his chest in with the force. Lucas wanted people to know he has organic bits and wasnt a droid.
>>62738640
>>62738648
This. In that cartoon, Maze Window fucked him up.
>>62738648
>>62738640
this was in the 2d version of the clone wars titles Star Wars: Clone Wars, and is not considered canon, along with his first actual appearance of being in the star wars universe.
although it is the only explanation of why he coughs so much
>>62738597
Why was he an unstoppable killing machine in Genndy Wars but a bitch ass nigga in the movie?
>not canon
Who gives a shit.
>>62738692
because it was right after the gendy cartoon that the movie picks up, and he didn't have time to get his lungs fixed over the course of the movie after windu crushed it with the force.
at least, that is what i have always assumed
>>62738756
Because that cartoon was the only cool thing about him.
>>62738597
Simple, he needs Mucinex!
>>62738823
Dude, that cartoon is the only thing cool or at least professionally done thing about SW.
>>62738597
it's supposed to be a mystery that you'll constantly wonder about and never find out the answer to. like the clone wars.
>>62738756
The issue with showing a Jedi use a power like this, is it brings up the question of why they don't always use this ability.
Seriously, the Jedis in movies use the force in really retarded ways.
>>62738685
Yeah Lucas probably included it because of the cartoon. Same as Sheev being as hostage at the start of episode 3. Kind of sucks that it's not canon.
>>62738922
>The issue with showing a Jedi use a power like this, is it brings up the question of why they don't always use this ability.
Because it's a Sith technique.
>>62738873
Imagine if the clone wars was completely done in this style.
>>62738945
A sith LORD?
>>62738922
>Mfw Mace Windu died because of his influence from the dark side.
>>62738942
that is the only thing that makes any possible sense because it was made before the movie was out and actively does not contradict it.
>gendy cartoon makes no mention of any padawans for anakin that is not brought up in the movie
>3d introduces a new character that is never hinted at in the movie, and creates contradictions about anakin being a master which is the way that palpatine gets a deeper hold on him
>gendy introduces Asajj Ventress, a one off character meant to show the growing darkside of Anakin when he kills her using his rage on Yavin IV
>3d has her be a major recurring antagonist that actually adds nothing to the story or development for any of the characters in the movie
that is why The Clone Wars cannot work with episode III, it should be self contained within it's own universe because it was all added on retroactively. the only good prequel series for III is the gendy cartoon, because it actually makes sense
>Grievous has smokers cough
>Lucas is a hack
It's like poetry
>>62738597
because of some dumb cartoon shit
>tfw cant go see starwars on opening day because some dumb fuk might shoot up the theater or muslims might explode it
If he has lungs, he has blood and a heart. He must be preserving most of his brain too, or else he'd go full droid. That stuff requires nutrients but he has no digestive system. You think he injects nutrients right into his blood? Does he talk with real vocal chords? Seems kinda hellish existence.
You think he still desires sex? He has no balls. He must feel his cyborg limbs tho. I bet he has a penis attachment he can screw on or something. Or he just does heroin instead of having sex.
>>62739126
>theaters are going to deny movie showings to people that have a face obscuring costume and 'weapons'
>can't go as a stormie or clone
>can't bring lightsabers
>to a star wars movie
whelp, fanfics would have made it though at bottom tier, time to pull out the chainsowrds
>>62738942
>Yeah Lucas probably included it because of the cartoon.
Other way around. The cartoon was explicitly created to explain things about the movies, such as why Anakin has a scar on his face and why General Grievous coughs so much.
>>62738987
sheev totally has a murder boner in this pic
>>62738597
Semen
>>62739157
It's a kids movie. Grow up.
>>62738597
>Why does he cough so much?
Because despite being a reptile in a robot suit wearing a cape General Grevious is so devoid of character that the cough is the only thing you remember about him.
He's the perfect prequel analogy, all style no substance and despite being arguably awesome as hell the only thing you remember is the gimmick.
>>62738597
He coughs to make sure the audience understands he isn't just another droid.
