ITT: Movies only you've seen.
I know my dad saw it in theaters.
Said it's among the worst he has ever seen, and him and his friends used to actively seek the worst movies to go to
>>62738498
I've seen it.
Movie could have used some Va-poo-rize itself.
>>62738498
God this movie was so shit
>>62738552
Why? is your father a retard? Oh wait, he had you.
>>62738498
I wish i was joking but we watched this in "intro to Business" class in high school
>>62738498
Saw it with my mom in theaters when I was 14. It sucked. It made me not look forward to becoming an adult. Ben stiller and jack black had other shitty comedies at this time.
>>62739478
One of those "the teacher is hungover so let's watch this barely related movie they brought in this morning" days.
>>62738498
total dogshit coming through, look out
>>62738498
but i did when i was a kid
i thought it would be funny because ben stiller in it, that is the day i know the meaning of lie
my mum got me this movie for me and my friends to watch
where does the poo go we wanna know!!
what a piece of shit movie, I wish i had the spray that disappears poop so i can spray it all over this movie
this flick always aired on syfy at least once a month
>>62740285
are you a grill that has a crush on jesse or something?
Celtic Pride
sadly haven't even heard of an Australian mention it, it's great
>>62740358
He died with a falafel in his hand
>>62738498
The Lobster
was there with 3 people in the cinema and have never heard anybody talk about it, even online
I only vaguely seeing the ending of Envy on TV when I was like 10. Didn't someone bury a bunch of money in their backyard or something?
>>62740425
nigga you crazy? that movie is fucking awesome
The Tin Soldier
>>62738498
>>62740425
I've seen both of these, and I'm not proud of either.
More so with Be Kind because I actually went to see it in the theater and it was awful.
Transylvania 6-5000. My whole family of 4 enjoyed it quite a bit since it's release in the 80s.
![Obsessed_2009_film[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wb9FY19.jpg "Obsessed_2009_film[1].jpg")
imagine watching a shittier version of Fatal Attraction
then imagine watching it in theaters with every woman cheering and yelling at every moment
>>62738498
I remember seeing this a lot as a kid because I used to play heaps of Diablo 2 and Warcraft 3 and I would put a movie on in the background, it was either this, 300 or The Incredibles
I can't explain why I liked this movie but I did like a lot of shit things as a kid
The Fantastic Four
I've never heard anyone ever talk about this.
I watched it earlier this year and lemme tell ya something, Sneakers fucking owns. If you're bored as hell and wanna watch a comfy '90s heist movie, check it out.
I'm pretty sure not only you guys watched these movies. Most of them got worldwide releases and national releases for sure.
Arrogant faggots...
>>62740646
>taking this thread concept literally
Christ, man. Get a grip.
>>62740425
This movie was very popular
was that the movie where they made dogshit disappear?
>>62740459
no no no desu shhh Be Kind good
>>62738498
Wanted to see that in theaters when I was 10 but my mom didn't let me. Dumb bitch....
not only did i watch it, i own it
>>62738498
I liked it. "Is that the shit woman?"
>>62740327
Are you fucking kidding me. That was a childhood staple. I can still quote it
>>62740386
Seen it. Long time ago
>>62740828
Paul Heyman was GOAT in this.
>>62740893
Yeah i thought i was stretching it with that,, i've never heard it mentioned once personally but i still figured it was pretty known
>>62740905
>Paul Heyman
one of the reasons I got it. I also liked the different teams and their different costumes. It was a fun movie. It reminded me a little bit of this cartoon Saint Seiya in that the women wore these weird masks to protect their face (like in the cartoon) I still like it.
>>62740937
lame /v/ humor and a fun game
grow up kid
point n clickers and arena fps are only games worth playing
>>62740557
This was a rough time, for some reason it was decided that Tim Allen should be in things.
>>62740386
Seen it. I remember it being newsworthiy for having this fuckhuge budget and bombing.
>>62740557
This was a pretty gig hit when it came out.
Definitely doesn't qualify for this thread.
>>62740557
fuck....not Big Trouble, I meant Sneakers below.
>>62740960
>myst
mah literal chimp out african american man
>>62740828
I loved the original as a kid but this one was beyond horrible.
>>62740704
>on multiple recommendation list from /tv/
>only me teehee
IM-FUCKING-PLYING
>>62741073
>this one was beyond horrible.
Much like your breath.
lol pwned
>>62738498
I saw this about 4 years ago when my aunt made me sit down and watch it because it was her favourite movie. It was shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5UYAM0Yp40
>>62740358
had to watch this in high school media
this one
>>62738498
I've seen it. Watched it when I flew to the desert on my first deployment. That shitfest set the tone for my deployment
The Slammin' Salmon
I've seen a shit ton of Netflix movies that I'm pretty sure nobody in this thread has seen.
>>62738498
Death Blow
Mountain High
Ponce de Leon
Rochelle Rochelle
>>62741169
Seen it.
Not the worst comedy ever.
I'm sure some have seen it but I've never seen it talked about on /tv/
>>62741179
Seen it. Fucking loved it. That dude was unnerving as fuck.
I saw this flipping thru channels at 3 am one night, which is probably the best way to watch it. Anyone seen? It's pretty bizarre. I remember a lot of creepy lighting and the murderer guy constantly mumbling weird shit
>>62741199
Seen it.
Pretty good movie.
>>62740430
lol I went to a sold out screening at a film fest recently
it was pandemonium for the rush line.
the lobster is still cannes tier cinephile bait but it has an audience/hype
>>62741211
...alright then, how about this one.
>>62741247
No :(
Poster looks cool though, I'll check it out
>>62741179
DUDE AIDS LMAO
good movie though
I've never met anyone who's even heard of this movie.
>>62740410
>He died with a falafel in his hand
>shitposting on /teeveecunt/ instead of moonbathing
>>62741199
Seen it, made me very nostalgic for the 1990s before everyone was plugged into the internet.
>>62741260
My suggestions are Hard Mode.
They're actually pretty good.
>>62741183
>Rochelle Rochelle
>implying
>>62741273
I watched it, based on /tv/'s recommendation. My only complaint was not enough topless Eva Green. Pretty good movie, especially the scenery.
>>62741273
Seen it.
I liked it better than Sucker Punch.
>>62741199
>>62741222
>not getting 20 @ 20
>not buying everything you own from confederated products
the dark knight rises
it's this old obscure batman film
>>62740584
Yeah this movie is awesome, realistic depiction of hacking too
>>62741313
I have always wanted to see this, its very hard to find.
I fucking guarantee you I am the only one who has seen this movie, and it is one of the worst one's I have ever seen. Highest res I could find.
>>62741313
I've seen it, it's pretty shitty because it's only like 5 minutes long, Batman doesn't even show up.
>>62741300
I keep getting this scenes in Go mixed up with this one in my memory.
The only thing I'm pretty sure of is that Go had a rave and 200 cigs did not.
Who /joydivision/ here
Fun Fact: That chick isn't actually in the movie.
The movie isn't that bad though it is a bit slow.
>>62741360
Seen it. Liked it a lot.
>>62741441
Seen it. Wasn't a fan but not bad
f a m I have seen that movie at LEAST 3 times and I lived laughhed loved EV ERU ti,e/
>>62741350
go to bed Richard
It's shite, don't bother.
Hard mode on
>>62738498
Saw it at the drive in. Terrible. I also saw Nacho Libra at the same drive in. That's two terrible jack black movies.
Pretty Awesome if you are in to the whole Asylum thing.
![Hirokin-cover-locandina_xlg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HeaTh1S.jpg "Hirokin-cover-locandina_xlg[1].jpg")
Everyone here needs to watch this.
I don't think you motherfuckers know what a bad movie really is.
>>62741493
Is it good. Because Hard Mode is obscure AND good.
>>62741521
Depends. Are you into experimental crime films? Then yes
>>62741519
hmm....I know it's going to suck, but I want to see this.
>>62741493
Hard mode you say?
>>62741536
It will re-calibrate what you think bad is.
>>62740475
The fight scene between the girls at the end was pretty decent.
>>62741548
Looks comfy. Is it good?
>>62741552
...kek
duly noted.
>>62741571
It's probably the most bizarre movie I've ever seen. But I suppose it has that 70s comfy feel. Bonus points for JB tits.
>>62741519
>>62741552
I've suffered through the Garbage Pail Kids movie and the Star Wars Holiday Special. How bad could it possibly be?
I'm sure other people have seen it, but I have never seen it mentioned in any context in my life after I watched it (or before, for that matter).
I found this in my local shop on VHS.
Also goes by the name of Fire Birds.
>>62741622
Seen it. I enjoyed it, nice little love story.
Cheesy-ass Italian ripoff of The Warriors. 80s schlock at its best.
If you are into Nazi occult horror this one works.
>>62741631
Oh man, this was a childhood staple growing up. I haven't seen it in atleast twenty years though. Wonder if it holds up.
>>62741674
Forgot pic
I liked this one.
>>62741631
>>62741675
Is that the one with the scene of them watching the chick through the window while she works out naked?
Easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Vincent D'onofrio must have owed someone a favor. Not even fun bad. Straight garbage
Sorry for shitty image, on my phone.
>>62741727
I don't remember anything like that. It was PG-13 so I doubt it.
>>62741754
Was there another Apache helicopter movie out around the same time?
>>62741620
so underrated
>>62741774
Possibly, I only ever saw Firebirds.
>>62740323
Ice Spiders is scyfy's masterpiece.
>>62740322
I remember this movie
>>62741658
dat poster tho...
>>62740327
I hated the youngest kid, there was no reason for his character to even be there
i love these cheap horror movies because they're funny as hell and always show the boobs of some desperate pretty girl who wanted to break into show business
>>62741727
There was a sex scene more steamier then Top Gun.
>>62741902
holy shit one time as a kid, my parents rented this for me and my brother, probably thinking it was a fun family stuff, maybe a bit weird oh well.
i stayed afraid of freaks for a decade...
One of the best Nazi zombie horror movies I've seen. Non stop action.
Really hard to find though.
the dissapointment
in retrospect, only arnold could have played him and the bit with him coming to earth and using guns just killed it.
>>62742011
If that chick doesn't get raped by those worms or at the very least gratuitously naked then why bother...
>>62742050
Oh, the dissapoint was strong with this one.
>>62741399
Far too little people know of this masterpiece. I actually downloaded this yesterday again
>>62741902
One my favorite movies even as an adult.
That intro... Blind Idiot God & Henry Rollins
http://youtu.be/kCJNq-v5Br8
Problematic fave
Caught this late at night a few months ago. It's pretty much Die Hard IN THE FUTURE! with a really poorly done revenge plot thrown in. Damn if it wasn't kind of fun, though.
I can't even find clips from youtube. I remember liking this movie a lot because it was so strange funny, yet really scary at the same time. I have a VHS copy of this movie, and even that's rare. I should probably rip it and upload it somewhere for all to enjoy.
>>62741502
wut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPwtDjzJMI
>>62742874
Oh shit and I just found out that the main character is played by the guy who directed that awful Wicker Man remake.
>>62738498
meh, pretty poo
>>62740425
not terrible
>>62740475
>fearthewhitewoman.avi
>>62740828
original is better
>>62740937
pic related
>>62740960
goddamn comfy as all fuck adventure games
>>62741199
that soundtrack though
>>62741273
good stuff
>>62742050
dank
actually one of my favourites too
>>62739453
haha good one reddit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Voices_(film)
It's a really good movie too. I would rate it a solid 7 out of 10. Almost an 8.
It's a really weird movie though. It's not exactly a dark comedy, it's more of a really disturbing psychological character study with humor that makes it even more disturbing and sad. I liked it a lot.
>>62742530
Ha ha, my parents used to watch that all the fucking time when it first came out on cable. Love that shit.
>>62743000
Pretty dissapointing after the short was so good.
My favorite movie desu
>>62743080
I've seen this. It wasn't all bad, but it was still kinda shit.
>>62743117
and this
>>62743065
yeah this is good. Cool soundtrack as well
Underrated 80s body horror, well worth seeking out if you're a fan of the genre. An aging actress tries to maintain her looks by taking an experimental youth serum that obviously goes horribly wrong. The plot is spread pretty thin over it's runtime but the movie's a lot than you'd expect from a first time director and the effects are top notch for a low budget production.
>>62742962
Is.. Is he kicking an alternate version of himself in the face? DAMN he's macho!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5yomnVu2XM
I watched it about 5 times now. I get why othe r people don't like it or don't even want to see it, but it's all I ever wanted and more.
>>62740646
welcome to 4chan, my reddit friend! how is your first week going?
lurk more and post less and you won't be called a faggot when you do.
>>62743149
Fuck Yes
https://youtu.be/iYm_tqopCQs
>>62741199
m8 youre talking about go
>>62743051
I know.
However, they could redeem themselves with a sequel, where the 3 guys go after Santa Clauses that turned bad again, kinda like in the short
>>62741548
thats one of the more popular criterion titles
>>62740646
hey reddit!
>>62741399
Loads of people have seen this.
>>62742050
Pleb
>>62743268
Who didn't see it?
>>62743319
This is easily one of Allen's best .
>>62741658
I saw so many of these Italoripoffs. There was one about a Mad Max character who got castrated by an evil gang. He took his balless revenge on them and got a gf along the way.
>>62740418
I really liked that one. I have shit taste.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uGmRx9B.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Doctor Manslave
This is an absolute masterpiece.
>>62741441
Looks like she's getting a rough deepdicking by a tormented spectre
>>62740001
This has a cool cover but something tells me it's garbage.
>>62740425
I only like the 'Ghostbusters' scene and the 'Boys In The Hood Scene' especially the latter.
>>62740704
If it's a Criterion Disk, many, many, many people have seen it.
I'm going to the restoration print in Philly this week. Sold out show. Lots of people have seen this movie.
>>62740828
Movie was so bad McTiernan went to prison after it
>>62743448
fuck yes.
This is such a good film.
>>62741199
YOU WANT US TO SELL AMWAY?
>>62739453
Upboat sent ;)
>>62738498
I've seen Envy and I enjoyed it
>>62738552
Has your father seen "the Room"?
I swear to god its only me.
>>62743319
I can guarantee this has been viewed by a lot of people; it's Woody Allen ffs.
>>62742899
Looks like a fucking meme movie
Evil Roy Slade
Baxter
Fight club
All pretty good
>>62744646
What the fuck is a meme movie?
>>62740323
>eight legged freaks meets hot dog:the movie
What did they mean by this?
>>62744951
MEME: a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc. that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users.
Basically, the, most of the time funny, flavor-of-the-mouth movie everyone on Facebook/Tumblr/Reddit/4chan/Twitter/etc. can't shut up about.
Like Fight Club, GotG, etc.
Something even people who never watched it will say is cool because they saw a few funny pics/gifs of it online.
>>62744977
That David Arquette flashes his dick in the movie.
>>62745019
So, a meme movie is a b-tier piece of shit movie that people saw once and then remember for a month because it was so bad?
>>62744977
Giant spiders...WITH DICKS!!!
>>62745076
Don't sell the autism of these people short. They will remember and spam it for MONTHS. Even years.
this and Excision
>>62740584
The soundtrack is great
i love the end
watched this the other day with my brother, It was on one of those shitty horror channels that show tons of shitty movies. We got a bit of a laugh out of it I suppose
>>62743065
This was ok, The ending was pretty good
>>62746411
I've had nightmares about this movie, basically the premise combined with Groundhog Day's repeat.
Fuck going back for the girl, I'm heading to the hills as fast as possible.
>>62743100
Fuck I remember seeing a bit of this on TV ages ago.
Feels a lot like Pusher, but I preferred this.
I'm weird
>>62747122
Faggot.
Never talked to a single person who's ever seen this.
Used to love watching this with my brother back in the day.
>>62742955
People who do this deserve to dragged out into the streets and be shot.
>>62747685
Liked the first one much better.
>>62747906
>first one
Which one? I probably never heard of it. All I remember was the sequel to this one which was ok.
>>62741399
good shit right there
>>62743421
I'm telling ya I think I got this guy
>>62747994
I've been watching some Gregg Araki, this was different as always.
anyone else?
>>62747979
Class of 1984
>>62748282
Cool, just found it. Thanks anon.
Year One.
By far one of the worst movies ever created.
>>62748268
>Jason Alexander
>mother fucking DDP
Thanks again bros, just found another one I gotta watch.
Terrible horror, doesn't quite manage so-bad-its-good.
Has Christopher Lee in it in before his career revival when he was 'the guy who once played Dracula'
>>62748268
>anson mount
figured he did gay porn before hell on wheels
>>62748268
>Jason Alexander
>Billy Dee Williams
>>62748268
He tried to launch a mini Horror career at one point which was fucking weird. You can't be cool and scary at the same time.
He was in another one where he was killed by his gang and came back as a demon/ghost to kill them.
>>62748268
I'm black and what is this? How did they get George Costanza? Also I completely unironically love this movie for nostalgic reasons.
>>62740327
I've streamed this at least three times on here.
>>62748429
This is probably the most guilty of all pleasures for many bro. One of my favorites growing up.
>>62740704
you're an idiot
I've never met a single person (other than my brothers) that has seen Twin Sitters
>>62741199
watched this on about 4grams of mushrooms once.
made me really love it
>>62740386
>penis nose
It's insane how few people know about this movie despite it having Peter Weller, Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Lloyd, John Lithgow, and Clancy Brown in it.
>>62749224
Seen it a bunch of times. It actually came on the movie channels about a year ago. It's interesting, not bad but not good either.
>>62738498
I shouldn't like it as much, but I do. It's comfy as all fuck.
>>62742050
Watched this so many times on vhs
>>62746411
This fucking movie dude. I've never felt more uncomfortable from the ending of a movie.
>>62740386
masterpiece. movies plebs wont ever understand. (they wont ever know about it)
>>62738498
was this movie not good? i remember liking it as a kid.
this!!
>>62748429
Saw this in Spanish class.
It was racist in a weird way, like the cast realized what was going on only when it happened
>>62741275
The movie is shit tbqh
That movie was really fucking strange.
>>62743043
Is this a ripoff of Flubber?implying I have seen Flubber
>>62743030
>Mr. Whiskers. He's a son of a bitch.
>>62739453
wow you truly are the king of sting
>>62750463
Is this even half as good as Taxi Driver?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyrF77-hahg
That, one horror movie about a babysitter who uses the babies she care for feed an evil tree or some shit like that, and one about a junkie trumpetist. I don't remember their names.
