Blondie or Django?
Django would die.
Blondie. Django was a good boy who dindu nuffin
>>62734671
New Django is god awful watch the original
>>62734639
Blondie would destroy Django. Wouldn't even be close.
>>62734812
Are you sure? Django killed like 10 people in the span of a minute, i dont think it would be so obvious
>>62734790
i love them both senpai. and if you weren't such a scrooge you'd love them both too.
>>62734812
Did people miss the entire Canyland shootout at the end? Django could handle himself pretty goddamn well. How many people did Blondie ever take out at one time? Because Django killed like 20 people in one shootout!
Blondie would be better in a duel.
In a no holds barred fight, django is tougher.
>>62734639
Was Django really fast? I thought his schtick was accuracy? I don't really remember t b h
right is black so obviously he's faster and stronger than the whitey
Didn't Django drag around a coffin with a minigun in it
>>62736581
He killed three people by quick drawing on them - he's fuckin fast
the true answer is clint from high plains drifter
>>62734852
>Django killed like 10 people in the span of a minut
yeah but the bulk of those where grunt level nobody like guys. He just shot all over the place and took a few out with pure bullet spam. Where as Blondie drops fellow gun slingers all over the place with just his speed. Men who were making a living off being fast and killing other men already.
plus Django only had a few months of being a gun slinger, Blondie has been at it for a life time already.
of course if they ever had met in a film they would of battle to a draw some how, then gone on to partner up vs some big bad..
But could they take this guy? Even 2v1?
What is blondie's most impressive feat?
>>62734639
Django is a shit character. No depth, rip off. Anyone who likes that flick is worse than plebeian and should be executed immediately.
>>62736847
They would beat him 2v1, but he would beat either of them 1v1.
>>62734639
Why is he called blondie when he isn't blond?
>>62734639
apples vs oranges
one's a western and the others a nigger meme cartoon.
Black > white. Try mixing black and white colour together, black could easily overpower white. Plus bbc > short wimpy white dick
>>62736816
Tucos old crew of smelly poor Mexicans are gunslingers? what? they were just as dumb as the plantation overseers
>>62737045
mexicans call anyone who is lights kined blondie.
Fight ends in sex.
Clint Eastwood gives birth to a mulatto cowboy mercenary named Dablondel.
never forget
>>62737663
bitch deserved it.
She was the catalyst that fucked up their entire plan.
>>62734639
Trinity, faggot.
>>62737722
who
>>62737663
What's going on here?
>>62737728
nobody
>>62737681
>Dude I love seeing woman getting killed
>>62737787
>I don't like seeing women get killed
wow
>>62737728
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd8TpzioY6k
>>62737787
If they had it coming, then yeah.
>>62734639
Blondie because hes not a nigger
>>62737787
>women are too good for death!
what? really? she was going to have his nuts chopped off and put in his mouth, probably while he was still relatively alive, fuck her
>>62736847
has he been drinking?
>>62737799
They talk like Heckle and Jeckle
>>62737663
Gun shot wounds don't make you fly back like that Tarantino you stupid kek
>>62737827
b-b-but she was white!
>>62737844
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MfGUbcgn2PM
>>62737857
especially not when they come from the side
>>62737467
>they were just as dumb as the plantation overseers
Maybe but Blondie also puts in work across 3 different films and best most everyone with speed and accuracy. Even makes it out alive vs three way show down with Lee Van Cleef's Col. Douglas Mortimer
3 films with him being a gun slinger the entire time trumps one movie where the guy is only a gun slinger at the end.
>>62737926
not the same Blondie FYI
>>62734639
The real question is , can any of them get the sundance kid?
>>62737953
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hkCqSHwhKVg
>>62737989
can he move?
>>62738103
Yeah
>>62734639
But is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
>>62738325
Sorry guys, wrong thread. Tee hee
>>62734639
django has cgi on his side, he would win
>>62734979
I was distracted by how disgustingly edited that shootout was. RIP Sally Menke.
Underrated showdowns?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eug4wbPSykc
could anybody beat him?
>>62734639
Good or ugly? This was decided.
>>62734639
Franco Nero senpai
>>62739648
>>62734639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHI6Hl7FUqA
>>62737663
> went to film
> missed physics class
>>62739724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyp34v6Lmcc
>>62739724
The "friend" Fonda is referring to is Wallach.
>>62739790
huh okay.
>>62739772
Beautiful.
>>62739821
Coincidentally Fonda also knew Lee Van Cleef from when the latter was just starting out on stage. Could've called him too.
>>62737663
She used force dodge too late.
>>62739593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0sOcJ0ZNc8
GOAT
>>62739648
He was beat in his own movie senpai.
>>62739868
>Lee Van Cleef
He was my favourite desu.
>>62739648
IIRC Gene Hackham was actually the fastest draw of all the actors in this movie, but PLOT meant that he had to lose.
>>62739885
Everything about The Trio is better than this.
The cinematography is better. The score is better. The one actor that's different is better.
>Eli Wallach finally died in your lifetime.
Just fuck my existence up.
>>62739928
Its a better, more cohesive movie overall, but the ending duel is overrated.
Few Dollars More has better themes in play, and a bromance of Cleef and Clint, whats not to love about that ending?
I'll always pick Bronsons eyes and Fonda. Van Cleef is a hawk. Blondie is the man who wins so, boring.
>>62737857
>>62739746
>they didn't go to films
The gag is that back when films like the ones Tarantino tries to emulate were made, the censors (and audiences, really) didn't like seeing women getting killed / being dead onscreen and one would have to cut around it. So dumb things like having the woman fly offscreen after being shot were 'acceptable'. That was his own explanation, at least.
>>62739885
Goat
>>62739957
>but the ending duel is overrated.
You don't know shit bruv.
The third wheel thrown in to subvert the cliche. The gorgeous wide angle shots. The galloping score. And the best part: the shot by shot illustration of each character's thought processes. Not what they're feeling. What they're thinking.
It's fucking perfect.
>>62739885
>>62739885
Lee Van Cleef is the Protestant. Blondie is the Catholic. Kinda obvious, normal looking.
>>62734639
top3 clint movies, go
>tfw the answer is obviously Django but you know not saying Blondie makes you a pleb
>>62734639
Blondie.
Django is a retard.
>>62734639
Don't know how you can compare a classic to that trash with a trashy black actor just to add to the mix.
>>62743045
Django is actually an awful movie.
It marked the point at which Tarrantino moved from being merely pants-on-the-head annoying to full blown autisticly insufferable. There is literally nobody more punchable in Hollywood than Tarrantino right now.
>>62734790
Original Django is the shit: gunning down Mexicans with a chaingun that was inside a coffin? Yes please
>>62734639
It just depends on how old you are. If you're under 20, it's 50/50. If you're under 15, it's Django. If you're over 20, it's Blondie.
>>62734852
Blondie outdrew and killed four guys in less than four seconds for shooting at his donkey.
>>62738325
I understood everything in this pasta. I think this is the sign I needed to finally kill myself.
>>62737467
Honestly, plantation owners aren't gunfighters.
>>62739885
my favorite ending of the trilogy definitely. It's just that moment when Clint steps in and when he points is gun at Indio and the music playing at that moment. "Very careless of you, old man" Perfection
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly is the best of them though generally speaking.
>>62736847
Based Wonka's early years
Trinidad
Is there a more based genre than the Western?
>>62734639
Stop posting this stupid thread every day. Its Blondie. This has been established over and over.
Django is not /tv/ approved and no amount of shilling will change that.
>>62742997
>tfw Blondie would be the most popular answer because he's white and a classic character so to go against the norm to prove how intelligent you are you say Django, but only then after supporting both sides do you finally realize that Blondie is the superior slinger
>>62737773
Nobody is faster than Trinity
>>62736934
get a load of this hothead
>>62743045
>>62743260
>>62766934
sup samefag
>>62745014
70s kung fu - specifically shaw brothers
>>62743637
21
I pick Django. What now bitchtits
>>62734852
Blondie was smart and avoided shit like that even though >>62743655
When the time came for a three way standoff he didn't take chances and made sure only one had a gun with bullets.
Django was an impeccably fast and accurate human
Blonde is literally implied to be otherworldly (high plains drifter, for a few dollars more) and is some sort of angel
It's not about the speed of the draw, it's about keeping cool and steady.
>>62734979
blondie -4 people 3 seconds
>>62745767
Yeah but Unforgiven deconstructed that myth
>>62746452
So?
