ITT ridiculous movie scenes.
I guess you could say he took this for granite.
>>62722722
Fuck you it's James Bond, it'd be like posting a gif from Rambo.
It's only truly ridiculous when the movie actually takes itself seriously.
>>62722770
Christopher "one take is enough" Nolan
>>62722770
>>62722770
>>62722915
Jesus
>>62722915
>this is an actual scene of a blockbuster movie
>>62722915
jesus christ, how is he getting away with this ?
>>62722915
nolan is the bethesda of kino
>>62722915
did bane's army set up a bunch of firecrackers on the ground so it would scare away the cops?
>>62722954
he doesnt need to try if no one questions him
>>62722968
bethesda at least come up with cool worlds and settings
This thread could be good but it's Nolan instead...
>>62722968
Nolan movies cannot be modded into being porn movies
>>62722569
carlos you fucking spic
>>62722569
Here's your attention/(You)
>>62722534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l-44bYXlxE
The prequels were almost even worse
>>62723214
Are you sad that we're calling your favorite director out of his bullshit?
>>62723408
theres so many worse directors. Dont know why you autists pick on him so much
>>62723331
The CGI doesn't look so good...
>>62722770
Uh, Bane is clearly a practitioner of tai chi ch'uan, the art of the pushing hand, and is projecting his ki in order to strike two opponents at once. Do your research anon.
>>62722722
what part of this doesn't make sense to you?
>>62723331
>comedy bullshit right after a cold blooded murder
He may have gone a little too far in some places.
>>62723593
He diminished its effect though. By cutting it out.
>>62723331
Bravo Lucas
>>62722915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVrxFmheSc
>>62722534
what is the context of this?
>>62722915
>you can see the little firecrackers going off
Bravo nolan
Flying Godzilla in Godzilla vs Hedorah, ridiculous but I like it
They totally phoned this one in.
>>62723331
>those signs
These niggas stealin' home to win the pennant and shit
>>62723331
No, why Grievus kill qt Ayy Lmao girl. :(
>>62723331
>approaching enemy and not prepared or shocked at all
>potential toy gets murdered instead of using her as a hostage
>droids surround them.. but they've already proven to be 100% ineffective against jedis
>that was a bad
>mistake
>silly play calls.. so they've been in these scenarios multiple times!?
>let's hope the floor is as deep as the lightsabers can go
>into a tunnel with LIQUID AND LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE... SO RAISE THE LIQUID LOL
>lightsabers can now weld doors instantly
I can forgive the awful CGI and even an unfinished green-screen edit, since this is a cut scene.. but god damn this was horrendous
>>62722534
Glad you clarified "movie scenes"
I thought you meant crime scenes or obscenes you fucking idiot retard.
Why does everyone on /tv/ talk like fucking 12 year olds?
>>62723331
>That was a baaAad-
>-mistake
It's like Anakin was going to say something else but Kenobi just cuts in with "mistake" thinking they're so n-sync, it's true pottery at its finest really.
>>62724259
>>62723965
>Merde! I fucked this take up, you're not gonna put this in the movie, right, Chris?
>Sure I won't
>>62722569
Literally UNILAD: the post
>>62722722
fuck i gotta see this movie
>>62723965
This is one of the shittiest things I've ever seen
>>62722534
The fuck is this?
>>62722534
why exactly is this a meme it seems like a pretty good strategy and he would blend in if he didn't fucking move
>>62724299
More
Like
>And bleugh, I'm dead.
>Ok that's a wrap
>You think the nerds will care, Chris?
>Fuck no. Time for some coke and hookers
>>62722569
Le Pun Spic
>>62724740
>an autist like Chris Nolan
>not legitimately trying to make the modern Citizen Kane
>>62724563
From the Hunger Games.
Character is shot or something.
He's hurt.
Main character needs to leave him.
He's all like "Chill, I used to decorate cakes, I'll make myself camouflaged".
Main character comes back later and thinks he's dead, since his body is gone.
But, lo, the rock begins to talk. He cake decorated himself into being invisible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRA7-jA5GJk bravo lucas
>>62722722
Top fun
>>62723965
What kind of death do you want senpai?
The entire I-rex escape scene in Jurassic World. You might think the ending sequence is stupider but this scene is much worse, especially since it sets up the entire film.
>"oh man we can't see it on the cameras and there's claw marks on the wall, it must have climbed over somehow and all the workers outside and the security guard positioned here somehow missed it doing this"
>"We have a tracking device implanted in the I-rex but I'm going to go drive halfway to the command center before I call them about its location"
>"OK, while you do that me and the security guard will go inside the enclosure to stare at the claw marks. If the I-rex is there it will kill us, and if it isn't then we'll accomplish nothing whatsoever. Either way, it seems like the best plan we have right now"
>"Hi I'm one of the migrant construction workers, I decided to just come in here on my own to check things out because I overheard someone saying the horrible monster inside this cage we've been building might have escaped. I hope that's ok amigos!"
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>>62722915
>>62722770
>Using the "I-I-I only do one take of everything" excuse for being a bad moviemaker
You're not fooling anyone Nolan
>>62723965
>I have to use the same actors all the time so you should be in my movie even though you're like six months pregnant
>"I'm really huge right now maybe you should use someone else"
>Nah we'll just put a poncho on you in every scene
But to be fair, her preggo tits were great.
>>62723965
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https://youtu.be/dpSHpX9Gvfw?t=4m34s
THE WEIGHT
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>random cake maker from a highly impoverished area
>camo on par for a SFX team with two dozen people
yes I was laughing
>>62724792
That's fucking hilarious
>>62725185
more like
>that entire fucking movie
JW was like someone turning my 12yr old JP toy scenarios into a blockbuster. With worse dialogue. And plot.
>>62724792
You're joking right? Plebs really watch and read this shit? Holy fucking kek we're so fucked
>>62723331
>cut scene
This wasn't in the movie so it doesn't count.
>>62723965
I laughed hard in the theater when this happened. Only thing that would make it better would be Xs over the eyes
>>62723331
lmao what is this shit
>>62722569
კეკ
>>62723472
maybe because others aren't even close to being as overrated
>>62722534
the one where frodo hides under a stupid blanket that looks nothing like a rock, like 2 feet away from orcs
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>>62723965
i don't understand why she had to shake her head and close her eyes immediately, this is parody-tier
>>62723331
>>62722569
who is this kid and why does he always get posted?
>>62728568
dude reddit lmao
>>62722915
Really not that bad. What did you guys want, lots of fake cgi blood?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzlgn1QuKzE
>>62723965
I really was astounded.
>>62722534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irCUvLD1t5U
>>62722722
The only part of this scene which was ridiculous was how they spent ages shooting at each other with miniguns and rockets but never even dented their cars, probably because of sponsorships.
>>62728855
>based cruise and defoe in the same scene
>not 10/10
>>62723138
Poor Moskitoman
The girl shitting herself in The Green Inferno
actually, most scenes in that movie
>>62728921
The threads about ridiculous scenes. Two angry cripples spitting on each other in the mexican desert is ridiculous.
>>62728963
Why?
>>62728973
No, man, I think you got the thread wrong.
>>62722569
god damn that was awful
>>62723331
You know, for single-motion, non-verbal language that code they use is pretty advanced to be able to say "Let's cut a hole in the floor beneath us to fall through it"
>>62725503
movie isn't rally that terrible but that scene is ridiculous
>>62723331
George, you fuckin madman.
>>62723871
The context is he's good at camouflage because he can decorate cakes
>>62723331
WTF
>>62729363
>toyota
>yoda
pottery
>>62723331
>outlandish slapstick after a Jedi is murderer in front of their eyes
Is Lucas the richest autist in the world?
>>62729418
Since he has no idea how human emotions work, I would say yes
>>62729418
>I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
You can't make this shit up
>>62722915
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>>62722915
>Samurai in armor get mowed down by muskets
>shitty muskets with shitty accuracy
>Modern military rifles can't touch cops
BRAVO NOLAN!!!!
Nolan's either brilliant or a hack. Can't decide.
>>62729503
>randomencounters.webm
>>62729503
I don't like Molten Salt. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
>>62723331
wut
>>62723331
Thanks god this was cut from the movie.
>>62727319
this isnt real is it
i remember it looking like an actual stone hand
>>62729712
in most scenes it is real, just not this one in particular
>>62729700
The movie was already terrible, putting one more awful scene wouldn´t have changed a thing.
If anything, it would have made it funnier.
>>62723331
wow. Makes me wonder what the absolute worst scene from all the prequels is.
>>62723331
this is amazing. Like a parody of a movie done with the original cast and director
>>62729898
I have seen a security hologram of him
*snort*
killing
pfft
yuengling's
>>62728649
Imagine the scenario from either side.
Either:
>You're running towards the heavily armed men so naturally you run into the firing line towards the men
or
>You have an automatic rifle, in which case you wait for the large crowd to get close enough to use hand to hand combat
>>62723965
I thought "There's no way she's dead, this was some "subtle" fucking hint she's acting, nobody fucking dies like this, what the fuck"
And she's dead. Dead and treated as such and that's that.
DKR was easily one of my number one disappointments in all of my moviegoing history. TDK had it's shit parts, and I hated how the did the joker for the most part, but I could not have predicted how shit this was going to be in comparison
>>62723965
That whole plot twist was absolutely retarded the last 1/3 of the movie was totally phoned in
>bane dies by cat woman shooting a rocket. Literally just falls over, no blood or exploded limbs
>talia stabbing Bruce once is enough to make him totally Imobilized/bring him close to death
>that whole plan with the batcopter
>"but sir the autopilot system was fixed........last operated on by, Bruce Wayne"
>"can't leave a string of pearls missing on the manifest"
>"you should use your full name, I like robin"
>>62723331
this was pretty good. Actually funny dialogue. Just the CGI is a bit dated
is pretending scenes are bad a new meme?
>>62730811
you dont think the exaggerated face signals and cutting a hole in the ground were terrible?
>>62730842
it was clearly bants
the droids had no way of knowing what the signals meant anyway
>>62725185
Honestly I think all this scene needed was a bit where Claire tries to call command center from her cell phone, but can't get a connection, I mean that happened like two other times in the movie. She could have at least given the go ahead to inspect the paddock on the inside, I mean that is what Owen was there to do in the first place.
>>62728568
Carlos from the magic school bus
He was the first and original memer
>>62722915
Is this legit?
>>62723331
This is obviously a joke scene you spergoids.
>>62730368
>Literally just falls over, no blood or exploded limbs
That's PG-13for you
>>62723965
Everyone in my full theater laughed at this scene
>>62725503
Read the book, it isn't that autistic. He just puts a lot of moss and dirt on top of him.
