Episode 3 is pure shit
>>62719000
Ain't seen it yet SHUT UUUUUUP
>>62719011
it's on KAT etc
>>62719000
I liked Lucy
it was pretty good
jeez why do women in horror settings always fuck up so much
>>62721075
name one then.
Hard mode: You can't say the babadook or it follows
>>62719000
I liked it
Dat part where he says "Stop picking on the book owner guy" and then he immediately picks on him himself.
>>62719000
i liked it. the demon looked spookier than every modern horror monster out there
>>62721089
fucking lol, he deleted his comment.
>>62721089
Do you mean name a great horror film that has a woman in it or name a horror film that has a woman in it that doesn't fuck up?
>>62721075
Its just a huge cliche to have a woman charge into the scene and fuck something up (in this episode X is bullheaded and fucks up everything by trying to be the hero)
>>62721115
Deleted it because I misread his original post.
>>62721089
Scream.
Still kinda wish this would have been a movie rather than a series.
>>62721297
Series = more content so I'm happy. Plus if a franchise has a bad TV series you can easily ignore it, if a franchise has a bad movie then the legacy of that franchise is forever tarnished.
it was really good. laffs were had. don't know what's your problem m8
I'm worried the other writers/directors will fuck up
>mfw episodes are leaking
>>62721592
The guys who did episode 2 were perfect, let's hope Raimi, Campbell and Tapert got guys of the same caliber for the rest of the season.
>>62721871
say what now
i'm at episode 3, that's not leaked is it
>>62721971
Episode 3 doesn't officially premiere until tonight.
>>62721113
I loved the effect where his mouth was stationary/"normal" while the rest of him was constantly twitching and flickering
Hope they killed the retarded fucking piece of shit mongoloid monkey motherfucker shit eating diarrhea queen floor licker daft cunt cop.
>LOL THERES A DEMON I BETTER SHOOT AT THE MAN
Fuck you you fucking infurating assfucker bitchass bumblefuck whore clitfuck cocksucker slut cuntrag dickwad dumbfuck nigger nutsack pissflaps puta worthless fuck.
God damn.
>>62721971
3 has been leaked for hours
>>62721125
It's realistic though.
>>62721984
>>62722010
glorious sonarr downloaded it for me, didn't realize it
>>62719000
>Episode 3 is pure shit
Not 'pure shit', but it was certainly yet another disappointing episode compared to what the first episode promised.
I know it couldn't be done due to legal problems, but a Army of Darkness setting would have been superior IMO.
>>62719000
It's better than episode 2.
>Go to hell, then we'll talk!
>No, we're gonna talk right here.
>hauls him out of the grave and body slams him on top of the crucifix then starts playfully flicking at the fork sticking from his eye socket
One brief scene and she fucking sold it, she was absolutely in character as Xena for the first time in 15 years.
Does anyone get a Supernatural vibe from every episode ending with Ash driving away set to dad rock
>>62722172
The show is a lot like early Supernatural now that I think about it.
>>62722172
No.
christ that effect on that demon was cheap was fuck
it's literally just a costumed dude with effects to pretend its shaking
but it fucking works
how do they keep doing it
>>62722325
What, actually good and not gone to shityet?
>>62722497
Yeah.
>>62722471
>but it fucking works
Then it's not really shitty is it faggot
I just wish that the actresses for the cop and Kelly had been switched.
>>62721592
raimi never directed his tv shows though
Yeah the cop sucked ass, i can forgive the other two rolling with ash.
nice to see a new monster in the evil dead series
>>62722522
it's shitty
cause i can do that in minutes using after effects
Never been this scared over a tv show
>>62722593
now go make the costume and film the episode in 6 or 7 days
spoopy
Starz out some good tv series i must say
>>62722628
>episode
who said an episode you dumb fuck
i was complaining how they're using cheap basic effects that even i can do
>>62722628
>>62722681
chill out nigs
>>62722702
literally idiots thinking they know best lol
if he'd know how to actually make effects he'd how how shitty it was
>Why isn't there movie tier effects in my tv show?
Time and money as always.
>>62722593
>>62722681
>>62722728
>I can totally do better than this man!
>Hahaha I mean, I wouldn't...
>But I could!
>Not that I have to prove anything to you lol
>But I totally could
>Just want to let you guys know that
>Did you guys recognize what I just tell you?
>Great, just making sure you guys know I could...
>I won't though
>But know you now
>I swear guys
>Please...
>>62722635
>>62722610
A "real demon" is a lot worse than a shitty Deadite too. And this was supposed to be a "wimpy nerd" one?
>his face when Ash was trying to shoot him
>>62719000
nah you just have shit taste
>spooky.mp3
>>62721997Preview for next episode shows Lucy Lawless showing up to kill the demon, very likely before it has the chance to kill the detective. Which is a shame because dumbass detective really does deserve to die at this point.
>>62724524
Can Lucy sense the book being opened or something? They were implying that when she was driving and the storekeeper opened it
>>62724623
Well, she knew Ash by name and seems to have dealt with Deadites before. Could be she's somewhat psychic or something.
>>62721316
Yeah I'm just disappointed that instead of seeing Bruce Campbell as Ash on the big screen again, we only got a film with the new OC girl character. Even though it's more content, a series feels smaller as an "event" in some way. Hopefully the Ash meets Mia movie will still be made, and will actually be good.
So, they're heading back to the cabin then
>>62724524
How the fuck did the cop get on Ash's trail in the first place? Like she just walked into the trailer park in last episode. What led her there?
>>62725371
She found a card
>>62719000
Just watched it, get fucked OP it was great, handcuff scene at the end was topnotch
holy crap did a catch a major sleepy hollow vibe from this episode
not only is the black cop chick a clone of the other chick but the demon shaking like that was the same effect they used on the demon in season 1 of SH
>>62725431
She found the card in the trailer park, yes. But, how did she find the trailer park?
My only complaint is that the episodes are only 30 minutes long
>>62725527
This, but at the same time it's a lot more tightly paced.
>>62725499
The blur effect isn't exactly new to horror movies.
>>62721997
Autism at it's finest
![The-incredible-hulk-1977-20080619001905592-000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OK4azHf.jpg "The-incredible-hulk-1977-20080619001905592-000[1].jpg")
>>62725597
With a helping of 'trying too damn hard'.
And I'd rather she be a uninformed screwup that learns over time than a super competent badass deadite slayer from the getgo, you could even liken her to Mr Mcgee from the Hulk TV series, or Javert, someone with a somewhat personal investment in the goings on but has no idea of the true backstory behind the events unfolding.
GHOSTBEATERS
So now that Woody's been left behind, are we going to see a return of or at least a remarkable facsimile of the gauntlet?
>>62719000
did not bother with it. how did ep 3 fuck up?
>>62725780
thanks for the webm
>>62725835
it didnt
just another spastic on this board complaining for no reason
>>62725835
It didn't OP's a fag, I don't know why but people seem to think that raimi's episode was some kind of gift from God when the eps 2 and 3 have on par if not better.
>>62725835
it didnt
OP is a mean doody head
>>62725507
Because Ash killed deadites in the trailer park
what exactly is happening here?
will it fuck him up in the future?
>>62726180
>>62722471
>says he'll tell them the spell to close the gate between worlds if they let him out of the circle
>they let him out of the circle
>he doesn't tell them
What the fuck
>>62726283
Demons now confirmed lairs
Better remember this for the rest of the series, might come up again
>>62726283
this. totally broke my immersion. it's like the writers aren't even paying attention. 2/10 episode.
>>62725780
Saved.
>>62721125
Cops ruining everything is true to life, though.
And Ash, WTF were you thinking?
>>62722054
A small nod to Ash going back in time would be nice, at least. Maybe show an old mural of him defending a castle or something.
>Pablo: Hey Jefe, that guy looks a lot like you!
>Ash: Uh, yeah. Must be an ancestor...
>you know I'm not mexican, right?
>that's the spirit!
>>62722054
>I know it couldn't be done due to legal problems, but a Army of Darkness setting would have been superior IMO.
they could never afford to do that
>>62725780
>gauntlet
Nope, they don't have the rights to Army of Darkness.
