Let's have a 24 thread.
Where's Jack Bauer when you need him?
building Outer Heaven
>towel down the throat
>still remember it to this day
>I can imagine him pulling a towel out of my chest, ripping up my insides as it gets stuck.
>>62716494
>Jack excuting that guy's family via live feed
>tis but a ruse
>>62716516
>Jack assaulting Logan's motorcade
>taking his guards down one by one, his body armour soaking up the bullets
>>62716621
>jack shooting into a crowd of civilians, himself is the gunman
>screaming "they're shooting at us!!!!"
>>62716700
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
>Where's Jack Bauer when you need him?
In a russian gulag
>>62718167
>implying his qt CIA waifu won't rescue him
>>62717413
https://youtu.be/ntYCR4TAuEg?t=2m14s
Which season is your favorite?
>>62719399
5 > 9 > 3 > the rest
>>62716480
Republican/Conservative propaganda to get Americans to think torture works and then is okay
total fucking trash
>>62721800
Later seasons are anti-torture IIRC.
>>62721800
Can't hear you over Jack Bauer saving America all the time every time USA USA USA USA USA!!!
>>62716487
Venom Heaven can fuck off, as can you.
>>62721856
Wrong, bitches likes Garofolo's character try to take that high ground bullshit but at the end of the day, intrusive surveillance and car batteries to nads net results.
>jack cutting open Russian fucking shits to get the SD card
Fuck year
>>62721800
Liberal here, I'd rather support torture than get murdered by terrorists when going out for a drink desu senpai
>>62716480
Why is Jack so perfect? I'd marry him desu
>>62722994
He just is. He'll remove kebab and ask nothing in return.
>it's a "new boss at CTU slows everyone down" episode
>>62716480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYGz5Ea7vzk
>>62724314
>it's a "someone on the president staff is acting shady" episode
>Mole at CTU
>It's a "CTU have to hunt down Bauer episode"
>tfw no Jacques Bauer
;'(
> "I did it for you David"
> Fuck I hate Sherry
>it's a "Get Richards" scene
>>62724314
>that dumb storyline about the director losing his ID card that lasted like 4 weeks
>>62724536
Did anything even come of that? What was the point?
>it's a kim bauer got kidnapped episode
>>62719399
The one where Palmer's little brother was president
>>62724554
One of the baddies got a hold of the card, killed his sister/bf, and used it to infiltrate CTU.
>>62724554
A terrorist literally found it in a parking lot and used it to fuck CTU up.
>>62724591
That's not what happened.
I want to marry Marwan
>>62724576
M O U N T A I N L I O N
>>62724576
>that image
Thanks for reawakening those nightmares.
>it's a jack's wife gets raped episode
He wasnt alone.
>>62724473
>implying Jack wouldn't help our frog brethren
>>62724314
>it's a "CTU boss isn't based Buchanan" episode
requesting the webm where he throws Lady Droneheart out the window
>>62724683
This t.b.h. I propose a new acronym, BBB (Based Bill Buchanan). Or 3B.
>>62724442
>>62724442
I liked it at first since it kept you guessing whether the character you like is a mole or not, but then they started doing it every season.
>>62724686
SHE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>it's a "Muslims aren't evil" episode
>>62724825
I remember them literally doing a PSA during a commercial break about how "not all muslims are terrorists" lel
>>62724979
That's because some politicians used Jack Bauer and 24 as arguments for their foreign policy, so they had to distance themselves in some way.
>>62724717
>that season finale where he just silently cries in his car
Why must Jack suffer so much? ;_;
>>62724683
The resemblance is uncanny.
>>62721800
>jack gets more and more riddled with PTSD each time he tortures someone
>plebs think the show supports torture
Whose your /24waifu/?
Agent freckles claimed
>>62726197
Not to mention the times that good people got hurt because CTU was so gung-ho about torture.
24 is less pro-torture than most people think.
>>62726421
Kate Morgan stole my heart when she protected Jack from those mean marines.
>>62726832
>that guy's son who got tortured and it turned out he was secretive because he was a closet gay
>>62726421
only good thing to ever come out of that show. Annie looking fucking 10/10
https://youtu.be/aM43-hkr3NI?t=38
what season does it turn to shit? I'm on 4 now.
>>62727113
season 6? whichever one has the female president. But even then, it's still 24.
>>62727375
>hating on Allison
She was great in season 7. Her character got mishandled in S8, but she still had her moments.
>>62727791
not hating on her, just being honest and you pretty much confirmed it.
VOCAL
CHORD
PARASITES
>>62724683
>not amazing Maze
>>62726421
The more important question is who is your /terroristfu/?
Dandy Mandy all the way
Sutherland will never hold you tight, smelling strongly of sweat and aftershave and whisper coldly to you "Talk.". As his hand grips down your pants and firmly, almost painfully grips your balls he says whispers into your ear, his breath smelling of whiskey, "Where are your friends?"
>>62724683
>AAAAAH NOOOO IT'S THE PATRIARCHY, SAVE ME!
>>62726421
>>62728106
Without a doubt.
>>62726864
>goes through with Jack's insane plan with no second thoughts
>single-handedly escapes torture and kills the scumbags torturing her
>10 minutes later is backing up Jack again
Kate was based, I don't get why Jack kept bothering with Audrey, he and CIAfu should've gone on a vacation to Paris to fuck and protect the French from kebab.
![24 Season 4 Episode 23.avi_snapshot_16.45_[2009.12.09_20.11.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f5i3LDE.jpg "24 Season 4 Episode 23.avi_snapshot_16.45_[2009.12.09_20.11.27].jpg")
>>62728106
yes
![24.S09E02.720p.HDTV.X264-DIMENSION.mkv_snapshot_17.44_[2014.05.18_01.08.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VDsLK6g.jpg "24.S09E02.720p.HDTV.X264-DIMENSION.mkv_snapshot_17.44_[2014.05.18_01.08.49].jpg")
>>62726421
This girl from last season (pic), Jack's GF, Wershwing. Chloe is cute in her own way too.
>>62728154
>>62728106
>>62728169
>that scene where she almost rapes Jack
>>62717364
did he murder a civilian to break up some leftist demonstration?
>>62722964
>America
the country were you can be pro deat penalty and pro torture, and still call yourself a liberal
>>62726421
-Can't help it, Chloe had me at "JACK!"
>>62728154
I'd let him sexually assault me for the sake of the country desu
>>62727113
It didn't.
Quality wasn't the same after season 5, but 24 wasn't shit ever.
>>62728700
So does she love him or something?
>>62724314
>it's a "guy at CTU is an asshole the entire season but redeems himself right before dying" episode
>>62728458
No, he just crippled a few people for life so he could break into a secure government compound. It's okay though, one of them was slightly rude to him earlier.
>>62729216
literally who
>>62729274
I could be wrong, but I think it's the guy who got his CTU ID stolen by his junkie sister.
>>62726832
>>62726979
>That CTU worker who got framed, tortured for hours, then fired because she wanted to be compensated for her suffering
>>62729274
Lynn McGill
RIP in peace
>>62729648
>responsible for Edgar's death
He can burn in hell.
>>62729684
Edgar was responsible for his own death because he's a fat incompetent turd. He can go be with his "mudda" now.
>>62729742
Anon...
>>62729684
CHLOE
Series 10 when
>>62729115
>We need a new vehicle!
>Well, fuck this guy, let's take his.
>>62729766
ha ha get rekt fatass i n c o m p e t e n t nigga DIED like a fuckin b*tch lmao
>>62729742
>incompetent
Edgar was a tub of lard, but at least he did his job right.
THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US
![tumblr_lc2x18rigR1qaz9tjo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NndxkIb.jpg "tumblr_lc2x18rigR1qaz9tjo1_500[1].jpg")
Who was the best techie at CTU and why was it Sylar?
>>62729902
Jack is such a maniac.
>>62729860
Kiefer said he didn't want to do another season...
Would it be worth watching without Jack "The Absolute Madman" Bauer?
>>62730296
It's 2015. Why not have a woman instead?
>>62730436
It worked out well for season 9
>>62729902
I love how he doesn't even bother to ask
BASED
>>62716480
>watching season 3 right now
Episode 18. Will Jack execute Chapelle? FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCK
>>62730577
>mfw yfw
>>62730577
24 really is magical how it can make you hate a character for so long, and then suddenly something happens and you're freaking out and concerned for them
>that fucking silent clock as Mason leaves CTU knowing he's about to die
fug
>>62730123
Chloe is the undisputed GOAT.
>>62730515
Jack's a busy man. He doesn't have time to ask.
>>62728106
There can be no dispute
>>62729902
This really bothered me. Only way I can rationalize it is that they did it for comedic reasons, because it's really funny... but Jack never would've never done that just to get a car.
>>62729216
the feels...
Two words: Curtis
>>62730934
worst death scene ever
>>62730855
I guess you don't know Jack...
>>62730976
Jack is many things, but not a sucker puncher.
Behrooz...
>>62730855
He probably would have tried to convince them to give up the car for the good of the nation if he was in America, but seeing as he was in Britain and had no government ID to flash, I can see him doing that
>>62730855
He threatened to literally crash a plane with no survivors in one season. He also shot the villain's innocent wife in the leg to threaten the villain. Hurting innocent people to accomplish his mission is nothing new to Jack.
This is one of the aspects that drew me to this character, he's not the average family friendly Captain America.
>>62731191
I understand that, but the dude was an inoffensive bystander, he could have just bend his wrist or something instead break his jaw in half.
>>62731005
Jack doesn't give a fuck anymore, the dude could've resisted, taking away precious time. He also made sure the guy's head didn't hit the pavement so he'll be alright.
>>62731221
I loved that about him too, but the examples you gave were justified in my opinion, unlike knocking the fuck out the driver of the car who had nothing to do with what was going on. But I'm just cherry picking here, it only bothered me a little bit.
I'm several episodes into S02 and this season is so fucking boring. please tell me it's one of the worst
>>62731429
Season 2 is one of the best you idiot. Even the beginning is great. Stop watching now.
>>62731429
Season 2 is pretty awful, especially every single scene involving Kim or the sister that suspects her future brother-in-law of being a terrorist.
>>62731429
Those awful subplots drag down an otherwise great season.
>>62731485
on the other hand, kim's tits
>>62730098
>>62731545
>24plane.webm
>Not with_no_survivors.webm
>>62731485
>not liking based Kate
shit taste
>>62731590
>they will never bounce in your face
>>62731653
Based Kate is the one in LAD, silly anon.
>>62731919
Why is he such a qt3.14?
>>62730991
Mah nigga.
Saw this thread and started watching season 1. Everything is weird. Music is off, ethnic Chloe, soul-patch Tony. It's like watching Beardless Riker TNG episodes.
>>62733257
Tony looks so much better with the soul patch
>tfw you didn't watch 24 when it was on tv because you thought it was shit
>tfw you missed the hype
When does Jack just sit back and take a huge dump?
>>62734082
>finally got into 24 when LAD came out
>there most likely won't be another season
All I want is just one season so I could experience the hype ;_;
>it's the Jack's daughter gets trapped with a doomsday prepper who fools her into thinking a nuke went off episode
>>62734302
I got a few friends into the show when it was on TV and they wouldn't watch the new seasons until they were out on DVD because they couldn't handle the hype every week.
>>62734114
Every 24 hours and one minute
>it's a Tony fucks everyone over episode
>>62734114
>implying it's difficult to go a day without shitting
>>62731919
>>62735569
kek
>>62735569
I love the Keefs so fucking much.
The most unrealistic thing about this show taking place within 24 hours is when they travel anywhere practically instantly. They'll fly to other countries and it takes them 5 minutes, then they'll be back in america by the end of the hour.
>>62735714
the camera crew isn't considered part of the show
did Buchanan die or am I imagining that?
>>62737682
Everybody dies
>>62735714
I only remember them doing this in the third season with some shit taking place in mexico.
Other than that they always cover up jacks car travels with some buffoonery at ctu or classical horseplay by someone on the presidents staff
>>62737682
he got blown sky high by africans
>>62730855
i see you missed the 6 or so seasons where jack became more and more emotionally unhinged because everyone he's ever loved or cared for either A) dies B) betrays him and everything he stands for or C) he can never see again so as not to put them at risk
>>62735714
>It's a Jack spends 5 episodes sitting on a plane from LA to Mexico episode
Realism should never get in the way of entertainment.
>>62716480
>fucking yvonne strahovski
>>62740632
Shieeeeeeeeet
Another waifu right here.
>>62740700
I prefer my women not be circumcised
>>62740399
>ywn be her honeypot
;_;
>>62724536
4 Weeks you say?
3.3 Hours from my perspective.
>He did not watch the DVD boxset.
Poorfag.
>>62716480
>>62741943
So you're saying you're so rich that you were able to buy the 24 DVD box set before it was shown on TV?
>>62742087
No.
I just have patience.
AND I could not handle the ad-breaks.
There should be 24 seasons
>>62742133
>zombie 24
>>62742162
I want a season of 24 where Jack suddenly has to face an Outside-Context Problem like a zombie attack.
>>62742665
>not vampires
![S02E13 - Day 2, 8 00 PM - 9 00 PM - Ehhhh.mkv_snapshot_12.54_[2015.11.15_13.16.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/owAip4q.jpg "S02E13 - Day 2, 8 00 PM - 9 00 PM - Ehhhh.mkv_snapshot_12.54_[2015.11.15_13.16.53].jpg")
I'm at S02E13 and holy shit
>mfw i always miss these threads because im sleeping
fuck my life desu senpai
>>62742904
That's the only scene that got your attention.
>Its a Jack goes to Africa episode
>tfw its been so long that rewatching the first 3 seasons is almost like watching it for the first time again
>>62716480
in my heart
>mfw rewatching the series and skipping all the sideplots
it's so good
>>62743335
I always skip the Kim stories when I rewatch, and the Little Brother President shit in the bunker.
Were there any other really terrible ones I'm forgetting?
>>62721800
>Republican/Conservative propaganda
Literally all the presidents are democrat, the only republican president was a rat
Yeah, sure.
>>62721800
>Republican/Conservative propaganda to get Americans to think torture works and then is okay
nailed it bro
>>62743393
>I will leave you with this photo of a pretty wasted Keifer Sutherland at a Hollywood bar when I first arrived in LA. You can’t tell, but he is giving me a wedgie in this picture, hence my insane-ly shocked looking face.
What a guy
>>62721888
:(
The lie still hurts, brother.
>>62743487
Wait what, what's Venom Heaven?
>>62718167
>In a russian gulag
Inserting pearls and other things into his penis to blend in.
>>62743560
Diamond Dogs
>>62743560
Eh, it's just /v/ autism, I'm not above admitting it.
>>62742920
>tfw I just woke up and this thread is up
Thank you based 24bros!
>>62742665
I want a season where Jack has a regular day without terror attacks. Like he's just sitting and eating cereal while the 24 action music is playing.
>>62743744
I want a 24 season that's musical all the way.
>>62743374
Dana Walsh and her gangster friends in season 8. It's quite important to the main plot, but it's shit irregardless.
The CTU boss with a mentally ill daughter.
There were several annoying "power hungry politician in the White House tries to stage a coup" subplots, but I don't remember them well enough.
>>62744362
>irregardless
this is bate lads dont fall for it.
BEST TEAM
>>62743883
>that autistic fan-made 24 musical
>>62744485
Kate is a poor man's agent Freckles.
>>62743883
>>62744508
https://youtu.be/VANZjfpFkx0
>>62744511
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>62744699
Based Golden Retriever.
>>62744699
>she will never protect you
>>62742904
HEY FUCK YOU DRAMAAAA
>>62745248
I bet he'd like to watch The Girl Next Door. It's on right now.
>>62739191
Or D) He had to kill themCurtis, Chapelle, Audrey's Kek who else?
>>62734747
I'm now imagining everyone last scene in each season being followed by Jack taking a giant dump.
>Jack tries to visit a brain dead Audrey.
>Heller kicks him out.
>he stares at the Ocean
One minute later
>knock knock
"Hey, Heller. Let me in, I gotta take a giant dump!"
How would some of the other seasons end?
>>62728169
FUCK she was so hot in this show
>>62744699
>Jack takes a moment to peak at dat ass
This was one of the first shows i bingewatched way back when i first got into torrenting
How do i figure out where i left off?
>>62745735
>Jack crashes the Russian helicopter near a gas station and runs to the bathroom
>>62745903
What's the last thing you remember?
>>62746008
Kiefer was screaming something about there being no time.
>>62746008
The leader black dude from The Unit [spiler]was president, he got sniped through a window[/spoiler]
OR
CTUgets bombed
whichever happened last
>>62746100
well i fucked that up
brb killing self
>>62746120
Ctrl + s, next time, bubby.
>>62724314
>its a "guy is a mole at CTU" episode
>>62746100
Assassination is season 5
bombing season 2.... uh
>>62746100
You're on season 5 bud.
>>62745735
"I'm running out of time!"
>>62746061
I love that episode.
>>62746061
With all the shouting and smoking I'm surprised he still has healthy vocal cords.
>>62746100
FUCKING SPOILER THAT SHIT OR DELETE THE POST FAGGOT CUNT IM ONLY ON SEASON 2 FOR FUCKS SAKE SHIIIIIT
Is there any hope for the second season of Live Another Day?
>>62747672
You mean season 10? Not really
>>62747672
The only thing that could have made season 9 10/10 for me was ifthe war with China actually happened. For once they could have actually had something like this happen. Then season 10 could have been about Kate, Belchek and Tony rescuing Jack from a Russian gulag and the four of them plus Chloe operating together to try and find evidence to end the war.
>>62745066
Curtis Manning, Chase Edmunds, and Morris should be moved up to great tier desu. That villain doesn't belong in god tier, and Heller could be annoying at times IMO. Daniel Dae Kim's charcter should be moved up too, he was a cool agent.
Who's the lad at the bottom btw?
>>62745066
Hey guys, remember when President Heller had a son?LOL FAGGOT
>>62748127
guy from season 1 who jeopardized a mission by ignoring jack's orders
>>62748127
Teddy Hanlin, he had a grudge against Jack for turning in three agents for taking bribes, so he decided to botch a sniper job during season 1 to get back at him. The suspect they were trying to take alive was killed because of him.
>>62748164
Heller doesn't remember
Literally
>>62748127
24.wikia.com/wiki/Teddy_Hanlin
>>62745066
This needs an Autism Tier with a picture of the person who made it.
>>62747672
Perhaps when Kiefer finishes his music project. Fox would definitely go for it.
>>62747799
Yeah, it would be cool if something major actually happened.
>>62747799
>in a perfect world
>>62731485
>Season 2 is pretty awful
Other than Kim's story it's fucking great, shut up.
>>62731904
>LAD's Kate
>Anything but bland
Fuck her and Yvonne, she can't act.
>>62716480
he moved to japan apparently
>>62748960
what is this?
>>62749041
MUVVU RUVVU
>>62748960
J-Jack senpai :3
>>62745066
>Nina not in god tier
>Bill not in god tier
>Renee not in at least great tier
>>62749041
3rd game in a japanese sci fi dating sim series
but for some reason Jack Bauer keeps showing up throughout the game threatening to waterboard you
>>62749419
Can you date Jack?
MISTAH BOWAH
>>62727982
COPULATION
I haven't seen a single 24 actor in anything else since the show ended
Was it that much of a career killer?
>>62750276
You have to remember that apart from Kiefer, they're all TV actors. I've seen a lot of them in other shows.
24 also had people like Kate Mara, Zachary Quinto and the protagonist of Mr.Robot.
>>62750276
>mfw people bait this hard
>>62745239
>she actually jammed the needle in her neck herself
Truly based.
>>62735569
Alpha as fuck.
it was a great thread. don't die on me yet
>>62753252
24 threads always die before their time, just like everything Jack loves.
>>62753813
>Jack never loved Kim enough
>>62754268
>can't spend a day as a nanny without getting into trouble
>almost gets eaten by a random mountain lion
Jack should disown her and have some future operator kids with Kate Morgan.
>>62716480
"My name is Jack Bauer. And this is the longest day of my life."
>>62754589
>I want you to point the gun at his chest and pull the trigger.
>Did you do it?
>Again.
>I want you to shoot him again.
/tv/ 24 marathon stream when? Someone has to have each season in good quality and I'd love to stay up 24 hours to watch a season with you guys.
I just finished season 2, was pretty good except every time Sherry Palmer or Kim come onscreen I wanna kill myself. I wish the show was just Jack, Mason and Palmer having bro adventures together. Also Yusef seemed pretty based, it's too bad they killed him off so fast.
