How can you take this hipster looking faggot serious, holy fuck.
I'm mad at this and boyega casting choice cause they are both fuck ugly
>street lights in the distance
>>62711523
>le everybody must be le prettyboy models meme
>>62711559
im not even a star wars fan and i myself think they could have gotten a better looking villian.
>>62711523
winter is coming
>>62711523
>not posting the gay blowjob version
>>62711523
>hipster
le sigh
“Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.
It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.
Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).
You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.
The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hipster” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hipsters!” - so you project those feelings.
Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.
>>62711596
>>62711523
Are you gay or something?
![adam+driver+shirtless+5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dJECduh.jpg "adam+driver+shirtless+5[1].jpg")
>>62711523
>implying he wouldn't wreck your ass
>>62711641
No are you ? He doesn't look intimidating, lil pretty boy looking faggot.
>>62711641
What's wrong with being gay?
>>62711624
go back to reddit hipster faggot.
>>62711523
>we want the jon snow audience, but make him like space ugly so the audience knows hes evil
>>62711641
It's a millenial thing.
They are so mentally spoiled with superficial ideals that everybody in a movie has to be Brad Pitt
>>62711654
Looks like a 90s stoner Sublime fan
It won't matter so much since he'll have his ugly space helmet on
![Episode_4_Luke_Skywalker_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SFTvOcA.jpg "Episode_4_Luke_Skywalker_1[1].jpg")
Luke Skywalker didn't look intimidating at all either, but he managed to be pretty effective at seeming strong in Return of the Jedi (to spite the fact that he gets captured 3 times in the movie like a retard)
>>62711749
>he gets captured 3 times
It was literally part of his plan.
>>62711749
yes, but darth vader looked intimidating as fuck.
>>62711588
>>62711624
>>62711641
>>62711654
all the fan boys defending this shit. faggots
>>62711713
>le millenial meme
>le born in the wrong generashun :((
Dis goy
>>62711793
>cares about looks instead of acting kill
>not a faggot
You type like a god damn 14 year old
>>62711523
He's going to be wearing the mask the entire movie, right?
I'll leave it to when I see it, but for now this shriveled unkempt jew does not intimidate.
>>62711821
I type how i like to type faggot, who the fuck are you ? please go back to reddit.
>americans must have models in their space flicks or they can't enjoy it
>>62711892
> ?
Now THAT right there is reddit. Get the fuck back to >>>/r/eddit familia
!
>>62711901
this desu senpai.
>>62711760
The first and 3rd time, sure, but when he got captured by the ewoks he was just being an idiot.
>>62711523
So did they just film this in a Walmart parking lot in Fargo?
>>62711523
until we see him actually act I don't see how we can judge anything, oh wait I forgot where I was...
>>62711925
>familia
fucking goddamn disgusting spic.
>>62711965
its really bad photo editing
>>62711937
But then they teamed up with the Ewoks, forming the Rebel-Ewok Alliance, the only force in the galaxy powerful enough to defeat the Empire.
>>62711654
By /fit/ standards, he's DYEL as fuck.
>>62711999
>trips dont lie
kek
>>62711654
>>62712009
He's dyel as fuck by anybody's standards.
>>62711970
fucking memeboy faggot saving meme pics of meme canidate and unironically using them
kys my'man
>>62712037
>anybody's standards.
/fit/ delusions does not affect the rest of the world
>>62711926
baka
>>62711654
>this is what american marines look like
Mo wonder you always get your shit pushed in
>>62712049
>being this butthurt.
>>62712109
They run and do push ups, anon. Weight training isn't necessarily an obligatory part of their work out. This goes for everyone's military.
>Confirmed DYEL
>Confirmed for not /his/
>Confirmed for not /k/
>Confirmed for not /lit/
>Confirmed /kekold/
>Confirmed /reddit/
>>62711624
>>62712109
He wasn't even a marine. He washed out after like, a month due to a broken ankle
But more to the point, he looks just like my friend Goofy Ramones. We call him that because his face is goofy and he likes the ramones.
>>62711523
Did they make a gay porn parody already?
>>62712601
>my sides
>>62711654
Damn he's ripped
Sexy af
>>62711654
Maybe you can criticize this look if he was 5'10
But at 6'3 it all balances out and he becomes attractive
>>62711641
>>62711596
There are some people who are neither ugly nor beautiful, they could have gone with that. Also, what the fuck is up with casting teenagers all of a sudden. Failtastic quatro or whatever is a good example. (haven't even seen the trailer)
>>62712601
I'm dying
Why is his mouth so low on his face?
>>62711965
>>62711965
>The only structures ever created are walmart light poles
>>62712009
>>62712037
Remember, he's a 6'3" lanklet with this muscle mass. He's probably quite strong and you know I'm right.
>>62712955
lmao this is what lankets actually believe
>>62711523
This image always had a ''place holder'' type feel to it in my head..
>>62713065
WHY THE LONG FACE, SON?
WHY HAVE YOU GOT THAT PUSS ON YOUR FACE?
>>62712955
>>62713123
>Mfw lanklets will say ANYTHING to make themselves feel validated
Hemsworth, Evans, Hasselhoff, Segal. They're all around the 6'3" range. Lanklets BTFO.
I'm amazed that no one thus far hasn't realized thathe isn't the main villain and will turn good in either the sequel or third film
>>62711523
On RLM Force Awakens predictions Mike mentioed he has similar features to Harrison Ford and my God he was right. It's like some producer said, "Get me an younger, ugly Harrison Ford"
he looks more like an emo scenester desu wit you senpai
>>62711523
He is a good actor
>>62715129
holy fuck
>>62711523
those storm troopers in those snow suits look pretty baller though
>>62711523
He's going to be all fucking half robot under the mask... show all these kinda shots but only him wearing the mask or from behind in the trailer. Then when you see the movie and he gets the mask chopped off you'll see his cyborg face from the concept art.
>>62711875
he doesn't have the mask on in the trailer, when he is going to fight finn.
>tfw everyone posting in this thread is probably uglier than him
>>62715889
Ugly people wanna see nice looking people on screen.
>>62711749
Luke wasn't supposed to be intimidating you dolt. He's the hero. Vader and Sheev, however, were very intimidating.
>>62715889
I don't think myself as handsome, but that's still a stretch, anon.
>>62711559
>I'm mad at this and boyega casting choice cause they are both fuck ugly
I'm more mad about the girl. She looks like she has FAS or is mildly retarded.
>>62715889
>>62715934
Yeah, I know I'm definitely better looking, despite being shorter and slimmer. But who gives a shit? He looks villain-y and will probably wear the mask (huehue) for 95% of his screen time.
>>62711559
>Boyega
>ugly
Look at this magnificent beast
>>62711523
I think that's literally the point. He's supposed to look like a spoiled emo. That's the kind of loser the dark side draws in.
>>62711560
>Plane litteraly converted into a superweapon
>Streelights are unreasonable
>>62711760
Well congratulations, he just got captured! What is the next part of his master plan?
>>62716991
crashing the death star
It's all in the details. One of the best indicators of just how bad this board and site are is the fact that "men" are actually willing to admit here they care about someone being ugly. God damn, /pol/ really killed 4chan. You are all pathetic, shamelessly feminine, beta, mentally retarded garbage.
>>62717151
>pathetic, shamelessly feminine, beta, mentally retarded garbage.
you just described yourself not us faggot.
>>62717168
>i no u r but wut am i!??!?!? xDD
jesus christ, nothing even needs to be said. back to gossiping about celebrities and hairlines you pathetic beta tween girl
>>62717151
literally Reddit: The Post
>>62712037
Well you guys are catty queers. Maybe you should spend less time the the locker room and more time on the mats. He looks like a professional fighter.
>>62711770
to a 4 year old, yes
>>62711523
Perhaps the worst thing with the generations are not the niggers, but the ugly actors being accepted as normal. Fug, even that ugly cat girl in that gotham series. Why are there so many uglies in these roles. Even the nigger is extremely ugly for a nigger, there are Ethiopians that have much better facial characteristics than his lowly negro tribe.
>>62711523
should have been a gay black transsexual with diabetes. why is hollywood STILL so racists????
If Marilyn Manson fucked that dude from Scrubs...
>tfw you don't trust Disney
I think we can all agree this guy should play the character instead.
And this should be Finn
>>62711654
nigga has fetal alcohol syndrome
Oscar Isaac also doesn't live up to the standards, this guy is better.
>>62713085
>autism
>>62712009
>by /fit/ standards
lol so he doesnt fit the "ugly dude on roids" archtype?
This should be Han Solo, no one wants to look at 80 year old Harrison Ford.
And instead of the disgusting, disfigured, OLD Mark Hammil - new hotness.
>>62711523
too think they wanted him as robin.
>>62711523
> this is totally not jon snow guys
fucking disney...
Loki was popular. They made a Loki-esque character for SW.
>>62711624
This is the most cogent thing I've ever read on here.
>>62718894
>>62711989
>>62711965
That image is a photo from on set, not a still from the final product.
Spot the faggots: the thread
>>62719784
spotted one
>>62711523
I'm actually more disappointed by that casting than the black messiah
>>62712009
/fit/ is full of twinks that just share pictures of their bara husbandos
Imagine him as Anton Chigurgh, because that's literally what his character is only instead of flipping coins he talks to Vader.
They hired him because of the way he delivers his lines and because of his massive silhouette.
Chigurgh looked like a fucking pansy too, but because of his size and delivery he was terrifying as all hell. Kylo Ren is like that.
>>62711654
He would make a good Bob in the new Twin Peaks series
>>62711671
It's a mental disorder. Nothing wrong with a mental disorder as long as you see it for what it is.
>>62711559
You're mad that the villain is ugly?
>>62720666
Satanic trips confirms that Chigurh is Satan
>>62711523
Ichibod Crane in space?
>>62711523
Nah it's good. He does look a bit young. Unless their trying to go for the young naive villain.
I think he looks great. He's odd looking which adds a bit of flavour in there.
